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@mrmichaelelliott.bsky.social

created November 12, 2024

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So a mediocrity presumes to tell one of the greatest athletes in history what to do?

31/8/2025, 12:48:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 11:18:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love this for them!

28/8/2025, 11:25:00 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ooooh, Dr. Zee-vago is on #tcmparty

26/8/2025, 8:34:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 6:30:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because their constituents aren’t taking any action either.

23/8/2025, 2:37:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Perhaps also advise parents not to sexual abuse their kids.

23/8/2025, 12:21:55 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Woo hoo! Got my ticket to see Kamala Harris!

22/8/2025, 2:11:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/8/2025, 2:28:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have my ticket!

20/8/2025, 1:36:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/8/2025, 6:01:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But the price of eggs!

12/8/2025, 1:53:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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11/8/2025, 6:56:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mrmichaelelliott.bsky.social (@mrmichaelelliott.bsky.social) reply parent

Planes are delayed too, Ubers make traffic and get delayed. It’s not a solely Amtrak problem.

7/8/2025, 9:40:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think Ethan Hawke directed the video.

6/8/2025, 3:11:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/8/2025, 10:02:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/8/2025, 8:43:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Insurance scam?

29/7/2025, 4:11:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gavin is an anti-LGBTQ bigot

27/7/2025, 12:42:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mrmichaelelliott.bsky.social (@mrmichaelelliott.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah no, no one wants another anti-LGBTQ president.

27/7/2025, 12:41:09 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine if they decided to do something about their own homophobia, racism, misogyny, and pedophilia.

25/7/2025, 12:01:38 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whatever gets you through the night.

23/7/2025, 11:24:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We see what you wrote supporting anti LGBTQ hatred.

23/7/2025, 11:23:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s you who will be in the gulag.

23/7/2025, 11:22:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mrmichaelelliott.bsky.social (@mrmichaelelliott.bsky.social) reply parent

You’ve already written that you’re in agreement with throwing LGBTQ people under the bus.

23/7/2025, 4:15:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mrmichaelelliott.bsky.social (@mrmichaelelliott.bsky.social) reply parent

“Let’s be like the fascists because that’s the way to win!”

23/7/2025, 4:14:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mrmichaelelliott.bsky.social (@mrmichaelelliott.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s the fault of the US electorate, not LGBTQ people.

23/7/2025, 1:52:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mrmichaelelliott.bsky.social (@mrmichaelelliott.bsky.social) reply parent

But you want to win by throwing people you hate under the bus. How are you different from MAGA.

23/7/2025, 1:51:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who else in the Democratic coalition are you willing to sacrifice? The differently able? People of colour? Jehovas Witnesses?

23/7/2025, 11:51:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s an argument for voting for Trump again.

23/7/2025, 11:27:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is all the food white too?

22/7/2025, 5:16:03 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You voted to confirm Rubio. Shame on you.

14/7/2025, 11:25:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So embarrassing that this asshole is Canadian

13/7/2025, 11:33:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mr. Axis Of Evil

8/7/2025, 11:40:21 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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New York? Mexico? Tokyo?

7/7/2025, 11:22:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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7/7/2025, 2:17:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy Canada Day

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1/7/2025, 11:58:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Transit should be free. Driving and parking should cost.

1/7/2025, 12:32:25 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rednecks is as rednecks does.

30/6/2025, 9:29:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is how negotiations work.

30/6/2025, 11:52:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Then do the easier part!

30/6/2025, 11:28:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Along with the people of the US who elected Trump. TWICE!

28/6/2025, 2:25:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What else did you raise him to do against her will?

28/6/2025, 12:34:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/6/2025, 3:05:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What about the list?

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23/6/2025, 11:42:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mrmichaelelliott.bsky.social (@mrmichaelelliott.bsky.social) reply parent

You left out some MAGA states: Georgia, Wisconsin, Michigan…

22/6/2025, 8:57:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Song of the day! youtu.be/GOe_I20UcFE

22/6/2025, 1:41:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice to see you live up to your name, bot.

20/6/2025, 10:28:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sometimes a flagpole is just a flagpole…?

18/6/2025, 2:54:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sure bro.

16/6/2025, 11:30:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy white guy privilege Batman!

15/6/2025, 9:47:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Immigrant, not expat.

15/6/2025, 1:06:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Honestly I still can’t stop laughing 😂😅🤣

15/6/2025, 6:00:40 AM | 38266 12369 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, that’s one way for the cops to suppres the protests against their king .

14/6/2025, 5:10:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lemme guess? He was a white cop?

14/6/2025, 5:08:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’s smart.

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10/6/2025, 10:32:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everyone knows walking is for the poors, shurely.

7/6/2025, 3:07:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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7/6/2025, 12:53:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Quelle tristesse

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5/6/2025, 11:23:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stephen Miller’s Onlyfans is going to get so much engagement

5/6/2025, 7:12:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, that’s what the founders and the Freedom Riders did want it? Stayed at home and wrote strongly worded letters.

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2/6/2025, 11:23:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And the people of the US aren’t doing a thing about it.

1/6/2025, 10:50:39 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well I’m glad they are getting what they voted for.

1/6/2025, 2:23:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ugh. Thanks for promoting your misogyny.

30/5/2025, 2:53:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You are getting what you voted for!

15/5/2025, 10:25:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rugged individualism! Caring = communism!

12/5/2025, 12:45:27 AM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is Susan Collins concerned?

11/5/2025, 2:53:06 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I see people playing cricket there all the time now.

10/5/2025, 10:45:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sing it to the tune of Pink Pony Club!

10/5/2025, 5:52:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Red states lose!

10/5/2025, 3:15:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Columbia continuing its streak of getting everything wrong.

9/5/2025, 12:37:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But that’s a failure of the US electorate, not Merrick Garland. Y’all knew what you were voting for.

7/5/2025, 11:09:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🎼But at least you know you’re free🎶

4/5/2025, 10:29:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not a drag queen!

4/5/2025, 7:08:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/5/2025, 1:39:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mr. Elliott regrets he’s unable to serve today, madam.

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3/5/2025, 1:20:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe Zuck should try smiling more?

2/5/2025, 1:54:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fun during earthquakes!

30/4/2025, 12:22:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still working through my stash of dogs and cats…

30/4/2025, 12:17:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So they aren’t following the advice Andrew Coyne just gave that it’s too early to start measuring for PP’s coffin.

29/4/2025, 2:51:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is time.

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youtu.be/n6zD88yOudM The Lady Miss Kier, always with good advice.

28/4/2025, 2:36:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know the news is serious when the CBC anchor says “we’re not going to speculate about things we don’t know.”

27/4/2025, 4:07:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/jl1mQASHc48 Song of the day!

25/4/2025, 9:31:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now THAT’S going TOO FAR!

24/4/2025, 12:25:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This man is running for something.

24/4/2025, 11:18:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love this for them.

22/4/2025, 9:54:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That 51st state thing happened faster than I expected.

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Jesus’s parents were unwed and undocumented. So he got what he deserved. by J. D. Vance

19/4/2025, 10:11:25 PM | 5904 1172 | View on Bluesky | view

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What is wrong with people in the US?

18/4/2025, 7:54:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It should be challenging for the people of the United States to accept too.

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14/4/2025, 11:35:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And I’m Queen of Roumania!

13/4/2025, 3:38:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I guess they needed to run this ad now because in the last two weeks of the campaign they need to pull the Un-Canadian activities snitch lines out of their bag of tricks?

12/4/2025, 7:21:59 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view