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Mr. Mojo

@mrmojo316.bsky.social

Here to steal memes

created November 7, 2024

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I'm taking vacation from work so that I can play Expedition 33 with no spoilers.

23/3/2025, 4:23:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anybody looking to trade in Pokémon TCG Pocket? Got lots of neat stuff and need to fill a few holes in my collection.

12/2/2025, 12:16:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is legit what I have wanted from the turn based RPG world since Lost Odyssey and Like a Dragon. Give me an adult level story with actual adults as PCs. I don't want to play as a child or romance high schoolers. No shade to those games, I'm just not that demographic anymore.

24/1/2025, 2:12:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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9/1/2025, 1:28:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is that like advanced sounding?

3/1/2025, 8:40:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This Pokémon lineup is fire.

2/1/2025, 11:57:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is me with survival horror games.

28/12/2024, 1:50:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I turn 40 today. You should totally post your best memes and reaction images for me to "borrow" and use in the group chat.

23/12/2024, 3:10:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Art my daughter made for my bathroom two years ago. Still on the back of the door.

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10/12/2024, 4:04:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is some top tier shit right here. Funniest joke I've seen on Bluesky so far.

7/12/2024, 5:43:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even Shakespeare out here complaining about the CFB playoff.

5/12/2024, 8:23:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Change "your" to "my" and this would be the most Gilear thing anyone has ever said.

4/12/2024, 4:12:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me when my wife wants to roleplay the Tudors.

4/12/2024, 4:03:24 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That sentence only needed to have three words and the first two can stay.

1/12/2024, 10:31:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Marvel has humans pretending to be gods. DC has gods pretending to be human. If you love powerful characters, go DC. If you like flawed characters trying to be heroes, go Marvel. I'm Marvel all the way.

1/12/2024, 9:14:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Greatest American Anime

29/11/2024, 5:50:35 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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POV: You tried bringing up politics at the Thanksgiving dinner.

29/11/2024, 5:36:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One can of cranberry sauce? It's the holidays my guy. Treat yo self.

29/11/2024, 5:33:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We all laugh but the amount of times a month I have to refuse 1000s of $$$ in gift card sales to people about to win Publishers Clearing House or fly out a "wife" from overseas is sad. But as we saw a few weeks ago, old people are an easy grift and they don't want to change. And bad people know it.

29/11/2024, 5:31:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can't believe Lil' Jon isn't here yet skeeting and won't believe he is here until @flavorflav.bsky.social verifies him for me. It would be awesome to see little clocks by people's names. #flaverification

29/11/2024, 5:40:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Uno, I say unto thee. If thy hand doth not comprise of a draw 2, I shall adorn thy forehead with deez nuts."

29/11/2024, 4:22:17 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Toss up between Kane and his Slow Chemical by Finger Eleven theme and Chris Benoit's theme Whatever by Our Lady Peace for top. Third is definitely Miz's I Came to Play by Downstait.

29/11/2024, 2:47:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I live in the South and know guys like him. Their parents are wealthy but they live in a trailer on the edge of their parents property. The boat belongs to his dad and he only sees his 2 kids every other weekend. They are paying his bills while he gets his lawn care business off the ground.

29/11/2024, 2:38:20 AM | 24 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/11/2024, 6:55:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The call may be faint but it is always in the distance somewhere.

27/11/2024, 7:40:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It used to be cold by the time the fair came in early October. Then it was Halloween. Then it was Thanksgiving. Then it was Christmas. Now it could be as late as January before we need a jacket. Wonder what's different...

27/11/2024, 7:38:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't burn out and take time to breathe. Forget about Droptober, Dropcember, Dropuary etc. and keep focus on yourself as well. We will be here when you get back.

27/11/2024, 7:33:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/11/2024, 7:30:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/11/2024, 7:24:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's a feature, not a bug.

26/11/2024, 12:05:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@raynarvaezjr.sucks has some solid reasoning on his picks after seeing his VOD

24/11/2024, 4:44:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Goifer

23/11/2024, 6:03:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My dream would be to find a kitty in a trash can. Avoid the money and still feel good in my feel good game.

21/11/2024, 4:34:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/11/2024, 3:29:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm adding this to my debates on Kobe vs LeBron. A more real world example of the skilled vs athlete debate that I needed.

18/11/2024, 12:41:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have been playing Pokémon Pocket for about a week now and love it! Should I do the Premium Pass and abandon Marvel Snap or try and do both with no financial investment?

17/11/2024, 6:13:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's a single player game so know shade for those who mod it, but I feel like especially after 1.6, the game has enough content and variation that anything other than visual mods are kinda overkill. They even added in the winter outfits from the expanded mods to base game.

16/11/2024, 6:20:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you for the last patch. It motivated my wife and 10 year old to do one last perfection playthrough on XBox with me. Not many games that an entire family can play and all of them be actively engaged.

16/11/2024, 6:10:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you did an Um, Actually with adult creators that are nerdy, you would do numbers. You could finally write off them subs as a business expense as well.

15/11/2024, 9:37:06 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Y'all gotta chill. First you called them skeets and I was like whatever. I'll be damned if I'm reskeeting. My immature ass can't do it.

15/11/2024, 6:46:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe it's because I went to public school or never matured, but I ain't calling them skeets. The symbol is a butterfly. Call 'em flutters or something. I don't need randos skeeting all over my phone screen. I ain't playing Icky Android with y'all.

14/11/2024, 4:43:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I started with FF II/IV. I rented it on SNES so many times my mom finally bought it for me to be cheaper in the long run. I've played and beaten it so many times and legitimately had tears in my eyes when I booted it up on the XBox with the Pixel Remaster. Makes me think of my mom.

13/11/2024, 12:16:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When's their album dropping?

13/11/2024, 12:10:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can one of the goals be to have you try pot roast again? I will send you or Tina a recipe if needed.

12/11/2024, 11:16:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean block and mute work over here and we don't have to worry about the scum being forced into our algorithms.

11/11/2024, 11:40:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When the grass tells you to go touch grass

9/11/2024, 9:24:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Should have yelled it at him like a Boomer Dad helping a kid with his homework.

9/11/2024, 5:42:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Valley calls you...

9/11/2024, 5:30:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sharing one of my favorite pieces my daughter has made to fit my mood this morning.

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9/11/2024, 3:18:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ice T be like

9/11/2024, 1:13:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You better block Sony before they start getting ideas.

7/11/2024, 11:48:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The lack of dogs with Australian accents here is concerning.

7/11/2024, 10:46:13 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view