Sir, you are not the left’s greatest fear. You have “alpha male” in your handle. Your bio insists you are “NOT a Homosexual” lol. You are probably an incel sitting in a basement and stewing in your own self-imposed toxicity. You are a cautionary tale, a test of the limits of our compassion.
Calling bullshit, people don't 'bully liberals' in school unless they are extremely badly raised. He probably bullied other kids that he decided later must have been liberals, starting a long history of projection.
He was a sniveling coward bulling first graders when he was on the fifth grade
He seems so proud of being a weak, bigoted asshole.
The lefts greatest fear is actually what happened :( that due to lurching rightward and economic backlash many voters stayed home and the left lost. Some six five dude with a low education and poor manners gets to feel empowered for a bit and while I don't think that makes us happy... not afeared
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I suggest there is a certain amount of compensation going one here.
I want to know exactly where. There are ZERO good points about him in the first place and that just by reading the post! 😬🤣
Anybody who needs to tell you that they're an alpha male is lying.
He forgot POS…
Is anyone else wondering why having a Costco membership is in there? That's not a partisan thing. Everyone loves Costco...
He hangs out there with his equally wealthy friends.
Yeaah.. I was a tad confused
The thing that caught my attention is "the lefts greatest fear" is probably the first time in his life when he didn't add an apostrophe to every word that ends with S.
😅😅 Gold ⭐ for you today.
He can afford to pay to go shopping, unlike us dumb libs who don't have jobs and have to go to a free store or something.
😂
Same goes to fishing and owning a boat, like cool I didn't ask, it's generic old man things but when compared to the other things he listed pretty tame
Maybe someone should tell him, Costco is woke.😂
Non partisan world & ways of thinking, communicating, not compartmentalizing
yeah, I mean Sam's Club seems like it would make more sense
I’m confused I have both… just like to stock up and save money… does that make me less of a lesbian? This post does have me questioning what exactly I’m supposed to be scared of it’s more I feel sorry for the people around him.
Agreed since Walmart/Sams went for 🟠🤡
😅😅 Gold ⭐ for you today.
I know I was like “Costco isn’t a flex…”
This has been my thought the entire time. Show me an American who doesn't love Costco.
If you're afraid of a gay man then you aren't very scary. 🤷
I’m from the north. Can someone tell me if this is the kind of statement for which, “Well, bless your heart,” would be appropriate, or do I have that wrong?
Oh that's just really too nice
How about "bless your fukin heart, asshole?" - The incel, not you.
Perfect time to use it.
You're exactly correct!
As someone also from the north who has had many southern friends: Yes. Yes it is.
YES to appropriate and NO to being wrong 👊🏻
Thanks!!!
You’ve nailed it!
Also the always-appropriate "We need to pray for him."
I would go a step further...Gawd Bless his lil ole pea pickin' heart. He caint help he's stupid but he doesn't need to announce it to the world!
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As someone who lives in the South, I hereby give you permission to use it abundantly.
May the practice spread far and wide!
I’m a Southerner. This is the correct context for using that phrase.
As I often say, the blessing of the heart shall commence!
I love this version! Along with “y’all,” I’m adopting it 💕
Costco? Libtard!
him, shivering :::: I am a'skeered o Homozzz :::::
pathetic
It's not fear, Octavius. It's revulsion. Read the room.
Be fair. MAGAts have no idea what that means. He probably thinks it's a female body part.
Please don't repost this ignorance
He doesn’t understand plural nouns. #CatholicSchool
And apostrophes.
Well, all he got was plural nuns.
You nailed it sir!
the cringe of that post hahah how old is that guy? 12?
I love flexing the Costco membership. I’m a leftie should I not have Costco? I like bulk hummus as much as the next guy lol.
Is there anyone in this country who doesn't love Costco?
People who don't yet shop there. It's only a matter of time.
Bluesky is no place for MAGA clowns 🤡
Actually, is that taken from x? I don't think it's from this platform.
I place the magas in my sealion list just before blocking them. mwahaha!
Sealion? As imbecile-lion?
I think it has more to do with the noise they make but it’s maga trolls bombarding as many posts as possible. That way, people can go to that list and block all in one swell foop.
Eeewwwwww….🤢
Funny...I had no judgement until the last statement. This person tried to catagorize those that have comminalities with him to BE like them. Nope! We have more in common than those things that separate us!
I’m somewhere between pity and disgust because that’s all dude decides to be about.
Does... does he think leftists don't go to Costco?
Also, he thinks being a school bully is a flex?
He doesn't think they have gold cards either. 🙄🤦🏽♀️
HE’LL YA BORTHER,,,,, COSCO IS FER REAL MEN.! LIBRULS AN SNOWFLAKES GOTTA SHOP,,,, AT SAMS CLUB! WHEN I BY CHIKN WINGS AT COSCO I TELL EM I ONLY WANT THE RITE WINGS CUZ THE LEFT ONES,,,,,,, ARE TRASH! THANKS OBUMMER!
Yeah I was a little stuck on that one. Is there something I don't know about Costco lmao
From what I've seen, Costco is actually owned by people who are more left-leaning. I think the guy just thinks it's a rich flex to go there when it isn't
Apparently we're also terrified of people taller than 6'3". And people who fish.
Real alpha males don’t need to put people down with slurs or because they are liberal. You sir, are just a chest thumping chimpanzee, not our greatest fear.
Serious Question: Why would someone having a Costco Membership be something "liberals fear"? Are we supposed to be fearful of his 84 lbs of Oreo cookies, 5 gallons of Helman's Mayonnaise, 240 rolls of toilet paper, and 600 ice pops? Could someone explain why that is on the list? 🤔
My brother and sister in law have a Costco membership and they’re as liberal as it gets 😁😁😁😁
He can afford at least $65 a year????
I think he may have to give up his Daddy’s Costco Card. Once he learns 90% of Costco’s political donations went to the folks we “ Fearful Liberals” Vote for. This dude is a Putz of the highest order.
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Yeah. He should have said Sam’s Club.
I think it implies a large family that needs to buy in bulk. I guess you can hunt for meat but toothpaste is something one has to buy.
Yes Toothpaste must be purchased and one day he’ll use it hopefully. His tooth will need it after a lifetime of chaw. I grew up with dudes like this. Usually peak Senior year HS.
You really think that guy uses toothpaste? I have my doubts.
Hahaha!
The pizza alone is worth the membership. Facts.
He is the one to blame when the rotisserie chicken is gone…
Costco is pro-LGBTQ and pro-union. It's an odd flex lol.
I would be afraid if someone broke out the 5 gallon bucket of mayo.
Hahaha!!! 😆
We have a Costco acct and we aren’t scary
As a liberal Costco member, how dare you? I feel attacked. 😆
Dysheki-- You should be afraid. You should be VERY AFRAID! 🤣
Apparently we are unable to handle 15 gallons of mayonnaise at any point in time.
Hahaha!!
lol good question. He needs that because it’s the only place that will sell him a pallet of potato chips. He’s 6’4, and 532lbs of “alpha”. I’d fear a slob like that lol.
I guess he doesn’t know Sam’s/Walmart went for 🟠🤡 And really Costco isn’t the flex he thinks it is….😒
"Its", not "it's"
Bizarre. Costco is known for treating its employees well and for offering quality stuff. And it's headquarters is in a blue state, unlike Sam's. Dude has no clue
What’s sad. There’s not a single personal accomplishment in his list. They are either advantages, things he bought or behaviors he knows are wrong.
Right. Costco is a liberal's dream of what a company should be. He needs to Walmart. 😂
yes, all the lefty folks I know love costco. I think everyone shops there, what a weird fixation
Exactly! I was having a hard enough time with the segway from "I'm heterosexual", "my parents are wealthy", "I'm homophobic" ... to "I fish", And then he his us with, "I have a Costco Membership Card" 😳 O--Kaaay. Hahaha!!!😆
That was my first question, too. WTF is so scary about Costco?
That's NOT a flex. 🤣🤣🤣
same i fucking LOVE my costco membership, personally. i buy ridiculously huge quantities of produce for not ridiculously huge sums of money; it’s glorious
There's a Costco in Queens, I think. I think I may get a membership.
i shop at the original costco in the industrial district in seattle, so i’m a bit biased, but they’re a great company they treat their employees well, support progressive causes, and offer a ton of great products at affordable prices. i go hard for costco
As a liberal with a Costco membership, I’m wondering what I should be afraid of. I mean, sometimes they move things around and I can’t find my favorite wine…
🤣🤣🤣
🤣 I thought that was a weird one too. Maybe he’s letting us know he’s not hiding out at Sam’s Club and we might see him out one day.
Is Costco code for KKK these days? 🤔
PSYCHOLOGY 101: If you are using homophobic slurs in 2024 *without* knowing that means you are in the closet or at the very least self-loathing because you fear you might be gay, you better add "uneducated" and "lacking self awareness" to the list.
@georgetakei.bsky.social PS I'm gay. I have experienced this my entire life: pple who were the most cruel eventually came out, were caught at gay bars, or were outed after they died, etc. Just like Roy Cohn (45's mentor) and Peter Thiel (Vance's mentor). And J Edgar Hoover , etc etc etc...
At the very least he's a complete jebend
I live in the South and know guys like him. Their parents are wealthy but they live in a trailer on the edge of their parents property. The boat belongs to his dad and he only sees his 2 kids every other weekend. They are paying his bills while he gets his lawn care business off the ground.
His boat is a canoe
While whining to high heaven that they have to pay child support.
I also have a costco membership! That must terrify him.
Me too. Funny how Costco doesn't discriminate but WHO wants to tell him that COSTCO is WOKE AF?
If you have to say you’re hetero AND homophobic, we know what you’re hiding just to be accepted. Wink Wink
I have Sam’s Club. No CostCo in my area.
He is the let's favorite punchline
Our greatest fear is another leftist with very slightly different opinions to us. This guy is just comical.
'Chewing tobacco?' Oh man have I news for that guy........... Have fun with cancer sir!
I came here to say this.
and bad breath chewing tobacco🤮
My dad has chewed tobacco for years. Bad breath, cancer, and tooth loss I can confirm all this. Yes, he’s the guy we don’t talk politics with. It ends in a fight.
And rotten teeth…so sexy.
Missing teeth
He could lose his tooth also.
All Alphul males chew tobacco! They also are unable to grocery shop or go out of their homes without wearing their penis enlargement devices AKA their guns.
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Chewing Tobacco has been banned here in the UK for many decades. It's isn't a case of if you get mouth or throat cancer ... But When ! Oh and imagine his breath and the state of his teeth & gums.
Tongue cancer
Plus you guys already have the bad teeth thing, can't make it even worse with chew
I totally agree with you, but I’m sorry, I do think it’s funny how a British person accuses someone else of bad teeth. 🤣🤪
That’s an ugly stereotype.
Very unkind! He'll be banished to X if he keeps this up.
LOL. You people need to lighten up a little bit. I’m European myself. I have no issues with a bit of self deprecating.
I was joking honestly ☺️ I promise.
Yes, I realized that after I sent it. 🤣🤣🤣 I’m glad. I started to feel a bit guilty, but for me it was just having a bit of fun without bad intentions.
It's fine, it's just some fun, not serious ☺️
I’m European, the Europeans have bad teeth, on average, compared to other parts of the world. I’m not in denial about it and I don’t view it as an ugly stereotype, which by the way, this whole thread was stereotyping people who chew tabacco.
Americans get professional teeth cleaning every few months. That's not the case in Europe, not sure why
When I grew up in Europe, I visited a dentist every 6 months. I also did that in the US, but the difference was that after the dentist was done, a dental hygienist would come in and clean my teeth. That didn’t happen in Europe.
Yes, the standard in the US is at least two free professional dental cleaning sessions per year. I didn't get those when living in Europe. Over many years it makes a difference in dental health
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I thought this was the result of 'modern evolution' in that recruits for The Great War ( WWI ) were excluded for bad teeth. Then trench warfare did the rest.
You know, one of the reasons we lost to that orange moron is exactly what we see here. Comedians, from the UK and other parts of Europe have made fun of “bad teeth” in the past. Now we have to walk on eggshells because it might offend someone and you get called out on it.
It’s actually quite true tho… (am English) the wait to see a dentist here at the moment is well over a year.. thanks to the misrule of the last government of 14 years! But don’t worry about the joking thing… if there is one thing We can do well… hopefully its taking a joke
Go around the US. Way more people with worse teeth. Many can’t afford to see a dentist. So your dental surgery/practice wait time is way better than never seeking treatment
Not to mention the cost of medications in the US. For the vast majority of people in the UK all medications are FREE. You hear these horror stories of US citizens being unable to afford their Insulin or Cancer treatment.
They do need to be funny though
I wasn’t trying to be funny. I said I thought it was funny.
This is true.
That's if people can get a dentist. Apparently thousands of people are unable to register with one.
Have you seen how much a dentist costs in the US? I'll take the wait if it's not an emergency. My recent dental work costs $5,000 USD (you do the conversation to euros). And my insurance covered only 60%.
If you have the money, it’s well worth the price. Best cosmetic dentistry is in the 🇺🇸
It cost me $9600 out of my own pocket about 4 months ago, to finally fix my “European” teeth in the US. And I’ve been here 30 plus years. 🤣🤣
There you go. I love British humor. (I’m not British, but I grew up on Allo Allo, Fawlty towers and dad’s army). We have to be able to make fun of ourselves, man.
I’m of Northern European descent. I have naturally dull yellowish teeth. No whitening method will change that. Oh well. 🤷🏻♀️
Same here. I’ve never had white teeth and never will. Same with the rest of my family.
Personally, I think it had more to do with a tech billionaire CEO pumping misinformation and millions of dollars into swing states for the last few weeks of the election but that's just me.
Agreed. What you said is one of the major reasons, but not the only reason. And what I said was: “one of the reasons”.
You can make the jokes, it’s just that the jokes have to be good.
What? Knew a few dentists in the UK from the time I lived there for work All of them stated that there are way less people with bad teeth in the UK proportional to the US. All of them served NHS patients for free Vs the US where many can’t afford anything beyond basic care from a dentist
Where the US excels at is guilting most parents into getting orthodontics for their kids
So here is the deal, yes, in Europe, it’s easier to get dental care and it’s accessible to anyone. However, dentists there are much quicker satisfied. They really don’t care as much how it looks, as long as it’s healthy. So crooked teeth or stained teeth, they tend to leave them alone.
You know the average visit for something other than a check up to a dentist in the US is over $400 I’ll take your quick dentist over the rip off here
I’ve been in the US since 1992, but my whole family still lives in Europe. My dentist bill out of pocket has never been much, but I have good insurance. Having said that, 4 months ago I decided to “overhaul” teeth, which cost me nearly $10K. But that was my choice.
Good insurance. You are aware most in the US don’t have that Consider yourself privileged
I do consider myself privileged. And I wish everybody had proper coverage like me. And I know we can have that for everybody. But as I said, the vast majority who needs this, will vote against their interests because they believe it’s “socialism/communism” to receive healthcare for free.
It always puzzles me when Americans come out with this. Logic suggests that a country with vast numbers of disadvantaged poor and a health system that creates financial barriers to health care surely cannot have universally pristine and well formed dentition.
I’m European. So there is that. Yes, I moved to the US, so I understand both systems.
The ‘British teeth’ thing is still a trite and lazy meme that may have been true in the past, but really doesn’t apply so much for modern brits. You having experienced Europe and the states doesn’t change that.
Only in the US with 45 THOUSAND Firearms deaths annually are guns freely avaliable. But what are banned ...
There is a problem at the moment, but it's only since the pandemic. Statistically, Britain still has some of the healthiest teeth in the world - way above places like the US where they place cosmetic dentistry above necessary dentistry
dentistry.co.uk/2016/01/06/e...
That’s not necessary.
It's weird, I (a Brit) said that to a friend (an American) about Brits and bad teeth, in the context of RFK Jr potentially removing the fluoride from US water supplies, and he was adamant that Brits don't have any worse teeth than average Americans 🤷
Ooof sharp intake of breath! How dare you Sir, name your Seconds, we meet at dawn! 😡
just gonna put this here: OUCH!🫨🤫
The thing is, British people don't have "bad" teeth in the sense of being diseased. NHS dental treatment is cheap (and free for kids, pregnant people, elderly etc). We just don't have cosmetically attractive "Hollywood" teeth because cosmetic dentistry is expensive.
But there won’t be health care by the time he gets cancer, I’m betting.
Karma is a bitch. 🤣
And spitting .. ewwwwww
Nothing sexier than a man who spits out saliva mixed with tobacco juice!!
Oh shit .. not while I drink my coffee .. so gross
Lol
Plus all of that spitting.🤮 Yeah! Very sexy!🙄
I couldn't date someone who chews. Just watching them chew it and spit it out makes me want to throw up, don't even have to smell it. All I have to see is the bottle and I'm ready to vomit. 🤢
Doubt anyone would willingly get close enough to smell it, so I doubt he's even aware
But so attractive. Especially when having to spit.🤢🤮
Kissing an ashtray mouth sounds sooo inviting 🤢
Well we know he's not going to have any women because that lip cancer sure ain't pretty wonder if he'll get that hole in his mouth where you know you could drink through it or eat through it it's disgusting I've seen someone lose their mouth most of it from cancer chewing disgusting
That's what I was thinking! Who brags about having a plug of tobacco in their mouth-- how gross. Guess he's not going to mind the missing pieces of his jaw & tongue. 🥴
Getting cancer to own the libs.
That guy is either the boomer with the giant cowboy hat in Costco or the dude in the Tommy Bahama shirt clogging up the aisle. The only thing they are getting from me is an eyeroll because I need paper towels and they are in my way.
Probably thinks cancer is the name of a band.
I'd post pics of what chewing tobacco does, but I won't. If not cancer, half of his jaw will be gone.
Chews while cleaning his guns !
This guy has, more than once, accidentally taken a swig of his buddy's spit.
I was about to say “well he won’t be a concern for long…”
Aka woman repellent. I noticed he never listed "I'm married" or "I have kids", if he was, he surely would have included it, since they think "the left" hates families
Nothing about their work either
"My parents are wealthy" <- that's it. That's his "job"
And they are particularly nasty ones!
Shhhh... Just let nature take its course.
Sometimes there is a tiny bit of justice in the world
I doubt he actually chews tobacco. He’s just saying it because of its association with super-manly manliness.
🤔 I don't think I've ever seen anyone chew on dip... Maybe that funny face y'all make when you're fishing around in your mouth for fragments that have migrated somewhere uncomfortable, that looks kinda like chewing sometimes...
And you know his breath is permanently stinky. 🤢
Anyone who says they're and alpha male isn't.
I really wish there was an iterative edit button. It is embarrassing to me when my phone decides it knows English better than I. It would suck to see all my corrected errors... but at least my final message wouldn't look like I'm losing my damn mind swapping conjunctions and indefinite articles...
He forgot to say he is an asshole.
'Testing the limits of our compassion'! Love it!!
LOL! Men who chew--they are besieged by women as love objects! Women love watching them dribble that brown saliva into a can. Stained teeth are so sexy! That tobacco-breath makes the ladies want to thrust their tongues in there to see if they can get some flecks of that Mail Pouch for themselves!
And let’s not forget how aquiver women are to be a full time nurse after the inevitable cancer diagnosis and jaw/tongue removal.
The name says it all. I can definitely beat him at board games and get him sooo mad 🤣 he will swear I am cheating...
It is the reason no one wants to waste their time in twitter!
Anyone notice he didn't mention having a wife?
...or that he ever had a mother...
Or a job..
100% divorced and the dude's house is about 10 years away from being a hoarder's mess
I know right?! “Screenshot or it NEVER happened!” 🤣
He doesn't need to because he has many wives. You wouldn't know them though. They live in another town.
He uses racial slurs but doesn't know how to use an apostrophe.
It's been my observation that they're the ones overwhelmed by fears. If you and I were walking down the street and encountered this fellow and I said "Boo!" and you smiled at him he'd more than likely shit his pants.
I mean all of those things deserve to be blocked.
It would have been a lot less typing if he just typed "I am an asshole." That would have covered the rest.
Wonder if he has tiny girlie hands like TFG!!!:)
Lol he's a 🪡 🍆🪳 effer.
That about covers it, George 👏👏
He's the exact type of right winger we Libs laugh at
He omitted 'Committed Onanist' from his biog.
More like your dentist’s worse nightmare. Chewing tobacco is nasty.
👏🏽👏🏿👏🏾👏🏼👏👏🏻
I'm so tempted to track this chucklefuck down and troll the living shit out of him...
Former hackivist here; it takes a lot of know how to sift through information to correctly identify a person, and we usually had local contacts confirm visually that the subject was at the residence. It takes one mistake to do irreparable damage to someone not related to your grudge.
This one is clearly lonely with nothing going on. Save it for stonewalling project 2025.
Doesn't know how apostrophes work
This is a person of deep insecurity.
“An alpha male on beta blockers…”- George Carlin
Noice.
If it posts like an asshole, it’s probably an asshole.
💯%!!!!!
Hahahahaha
Octavius Rex, the Spongebob Squarepants character?? From 612 Minnesota? You don't say...
I bet he peaked in High School. Notice he didn't list his job or relationship status
😂😂
it's definitely a small dick, insecure, still in the closet post.
Did someone say Grindr profile with DL in the bio and a pfp using a dirty full length mirror showing all but the head? Methinks so.
Couple of things missing from his awesomeness list... No college (considering he's coming from wealth, that likely means not smart). Also missing, a girlfriend (probably too toxic for any second dates assuming he can get a first date)
Don’t forget morbid obesity and, if called to serve, “bone spurs.” Just like his cult leader.
..."left's"...
…and I just want to DANCE!
Ehhh ignore him, he's just mad he watched 'the naked time' and got a boner.
You can’t say all that stuff like a tough guy and then have an anonymous handle. Haha!
I’m about 99% certain a part of his anatomy would be described as “micro”.
What a clown.
I can simplify your answer to him..he is a jackass.
That "alpha" just sounds like a dumb hillbilly. Will someone please explain bragging about a Costco membership? Must be the cheapest place for chewing tobacco..🙄
He also said his parents are rich. So is he living off them? It seems strange to meet that someone would put that on a brag list.
Fiction. Basement dweller - Mom's 😂
Hey now don't you be saying stuff about Hillbillies I'm from the Ozark Mountains and we don't say that dumb out for shit let me tell you we know better there's no such thing we know in the animal kingdom no Alpha and if he had since he'd know it too but there he is🤣🤣
Sorry³ 😂 If it's any consolation, I lived in Arkansas for seven years..😂🤠
The best people was right where we lived in the entire Black Gang neighborhood they were scared of us cuz we were the crazy white family that lived in Black Gang territories so I guess we didn't know that was gang territory it was just the cheapest area🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Good people almost always find the other good folks..
You know I just had to delete my first person on this app since we've been on here he told me he wasn't that kind of guy well he's a liar
I got it after re-reading. It's very frustrating. "I'm in Texas..how's your weather?" Why would they care about my weather? Unless that's code for something else..😂 I've been up for 34 hours and brain is fried. Take care and I'll see you around! 🫶
I don't understand..??
I lived there under a year and my brother-in-law paid extra money to live where only white people could live so we never visited him my husband had a severe heat stroke and almost died so we left we weren't even there a year had enough of those horrible people there it was awful West Helena
Good grief. 😑 Heat stroke in AR? Was he okay after that?? We visited my bro in AR one year - temperature for one solid week was 107, sustained. F'in MISERABLE!!
Nah Hillbillies work, bud is a city slicker poser
Yep!
I have a Costco membership too. I'm basically American royalty!
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Wasn’t there an old movie where someone bragged about being a member of the National Geographic Society?
Good memory! Had to look it up...the movie is It's a Wonderful Life.
Yes! George Bailey! One of my favorite movies.
I'll need to watch it!
It will be on about 10 times a day for the next month!
Kind of like A Christmas Story 👁🔫😄
😂
He admitted to being afraid of gays ("homophobic"), a playground "bully", and is proud of rotting his teeth and is hoping for throat cancer. You're right, probably an incel; he needs help. But, I can identify with the other bullets.
And we all know what it means when they must insist they are not homosexual. Check his computer’s history for the porn he watches…. and yes, dude watches porn, trust me.
Liberals are this guy's greatest fear.
There ya go! That is exactly what I gathered from the post.
Pathetic laughing stock.
I’m more fearful of my cat
So... he joined the cult early on. Got it.
The worst of our society has anointed their king. Hopefully short lived.
It will be when they see they will suffer like the rest of us.
I ain't askeert
He is irrelevant.
The ones who are most upset about homosexuality are the ones who have the most gay desires is what’s up.
Basically Octavius here is what's known as a "closet case".
Right up there with a ‘genius’ telling you he is in Mensa. 🙄
😂
He is not my greatest fear. He is the most comical cliche.
Having a Costco membership is right wing now? I learned something about myself today 😅😅
I'm a lumberjack, I failed English 101, I cannot properly conjugate a sentence, but I know how to drink out of a hose
Gee, I'm caucasoid, rescue animals, am a 5'9" supermodel, love black olives, and am a threat to MAGAts due to my supersonic brainpower.
From the description, big chance that he die from heart disease before 60. Nobody fear him…he should fear the health system that he vote for.
more likely oral cancer which as a former hospice nurse I can tell you is really not fun
So well put!
AND you have a missing apostrophe in your final sentence.
Proper grammar is for liberals!
... and older, left wing, pendants.
Bro has a costco membership and no kids lol he's just throwing money away.
He’s someone I’m not inviting for dinner- 🤷♀️
Alpha male. What is that? Astrology for incels? 🤣🤣🤣
What a tool
If you have to tell others you are an alpha. Or you are incredibly smart. Or anything where you are judging yourself as better, you are showing deep compensation problems. Stay humble people. Be curious on others and their situations and it will pay back in mutual respect. #stayhumble
they have to project how they want to be seen, in an effort to convince others so they themselves can strive towards believing it as well, it's how they cope... he's definitely repressing something, possibly his truth.
Calling out that your parents are wealthy and that you have a Costco membership does not scream Alpha Male either.
Real “my dad could beat up your dad” energy from those statements.
If he said.. "Wears New Balance shoes" and "Khakis for days." That would scream alpha male. Lol
Wealth brag. Costco membership brag. Does not add up. And the chewing tobacco thing is just a self-own in multiple ways.
I'm confused about why he felt the need to add in that Costco membership part.
Maybe it was generated by a discount AI.
Chewing tobacco .Good thing .He will suffer from oral cancer soon
WHAT A WEAK ASS PUNK! No one is scared of him,He is a beta by product of the weakest link drug through the slime of the very same swamp he cries about as he kicks his puppy trying to scare his wife into submission in the hopes of getting her to stop sleeping with his brother and his Best friend.
His parents should get a refund from that Catholic School because he didn't learn a damn thing
I love "I have a boat." Owning the libs with that one, eh? In Boston in the 70s and 80s, people put their kids in Catholic schools to avoid desegregation. Catholic schools were some of the worst incubators of racism there were. I'm not surprised he went to Catholic School.
I guess they don't believe in actually reading the words written in red. This guy reminds me of a total loser who women shun.
🙋♀️I can count on one hand how many black students were enrolled in my Catholic school & maybe 2-3 hands for a VERY large high school before they started recruiting for sports in the 2000's.
Omg here for the comments 😂
being blasted by George Takei would be so humiliating if these people were capable of self reflection
Right?🤣
They have no idea what that post means
That guy WANTS to be blasted by another guy...
🤣
Oh my.
😁
😄💥😂
🤭...😂
Ouch 😆👍
Wait. We’re scared of dudes with Costco memberships? When did this happen? Do I have to give up my membership now?
No, but you must promise to use your power only for good.
Always.
I mean, who knew what a "liberal" was when you were in school? When I was in school, soy wasn't even a thing yet, and here I am already at almond.
Back around 2000 when I was in high school, I met a guy who was hardcore Republican despite only just becoming old enough to vote. He also thought he was hot shit picking on “liberals,” which usually meant harassing Hispanics, women and LGBT youth. I got suspended for headbutting him when he…
Best 👌 mom
… started threatening a gay kid. I lost a week of school. But he got his nose broken and lost his two front teeth. My mom reprimanded me when she was called in. But took me out for dinner after school. So yeah, no regrets there.
That's what we call being raised properly.
And actual women scare the bejesus out of me just being in my proximity.
Are you a jerk too?
Is “alpha male” code for he’s a top??
Hilarious!!! 🤭
It means he was for internal testing only and not considered stable or presentable enough to be allowed into public.
No, that's code for being a bottom but being ashamed of it.
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Publicly he is top. Privately he is a total bottom.
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Just like Trump.
No way someone that intense saying otherwise isn’t a bottom.
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And it’s a headless coward.
Not a Costco Membership! Please say it isn't so!
he's just a brat with no class
fk that fear...you're a sissy boy spitting tobacco with a 3rd grade education. no one fears your poor sorrowful ass. and you don't have a girlfriend because who would kiss a tobacco mouth
I BIRTHED a little 💩 like you with no meds, so bring it, ya little twat.
Best retort in my humble opinion. 🤣🤣🤣
If I could not have my lady with me on the desert island, you would be a good second place option! I think the conversation would be magnificent. If you want to take a decko at my arse when I'm fishing, help yourself. Window shopping costs nothing. Minds meet beyond mundane layers of flesh.
He’s just a morally bankrupt jerk
He’s more of a punchline than an enemy.
IKR? I always wonder how much of this crap they really believe. What if they’re sitting there typing while holding their blankie and sucking their thumb and choking back their tears of insecurity and banal lives?
The Left have no fears. Conservatism is borne from Fear. Progressivism is fearlessness in action.
The left has no courage, it has principles... the further to the left, the greater the principles. However, when it comes to dealing with the right, principles are more of a handicap than an asset.
The Left has ideas. However, they're smart ideas and not easy to 'sell'. The Wrong-wing has stupid ideas and instead sell 'feelings', often self-serving ones. That's an easy sell.
Thank you for participating at this discussion, but you missed the point of my post: it's not about content but abilities.
I guess I still don't follow what you mean. Other than to say that I don't think 'ability' has anything to do with it. And I also don't think content is ultimately the point. I think delivery has a lot to do with the problem. Poor content delivered effectively wins over great content.
He’s an “alpha male” in his moronic pus-filled dreams.
Alpha, as in not even Beta yet. Unstable, incomplete and not ready for release into the world.
These guys should search the name "Frans de Waal." He's the primatologist who coined the terms Alpha, Beta, Delta, Sigma, & Omega as descriptors of male personality types. No one type is superior. Alpha does not mean what they think. And the man was talking about CHIMPS, so...
I feel like the only thing accurate is the race part. 🤦🏻♀️
I tried searching for him so I could block that person. But it seems he’s gone.
He has issues.🙄
It seems like someone believes that calling themselves an Alpha Male means they are somehow alpha. But if you have to tell others you are alpha, by definition, you aren't.
As a leftist that smokes pipe tobacco and has a Costco membership, what the freaking H do either of those have to do with hating gay people.
He forgot to mention how many times his car has been keyed and his tires slashed.
Jesus Fkn Christ on a bike. What a fkn tool. Bet he’s a tiny little fuckwit
There is absolutely no way that dude is not a virgin. And I mean that with no offense to virgins.
...with females, he's a virgin.
If he's a Christian, he doesn't believe in sex before marriage. If he's not married, he's a virgin.
I don't know how to respond to this because I know plenty of Christians who didn't wait til marriage and this feels like something I'd have to argue about on Twitter and I'm not about that after the night I've had.
I'm just saying he's a liar. I hope your night gets better.
Got it, I agree! sorry I've had a really weird evening and I can't process anything. 😂
Christian. Didn't wait. 👈
I was raised southern Baptist so I always thought I would wait.. But then AOL chat rooms happened and.. 🤷🏼♀️🤔 😂
Lol, right?! 🤣🤣🤣
There's a high chance he has assaulted some poor girl somewhere. IMO
Him calling himself an alpha male and saying all that, I think you are absolutely correct. And there are so many more like him out there, which is terrifying.
Horrifying.
Petty sure his socks would disagree.
lol my kind of humor thanks for the chuckle
This is the BEST thing about Bsky! 🩷
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With women at least. He's trying to hard
That creep sounds… creepy and unworthy of a reply. He admits to being a bully. Major creep! Costco members are various! 👏🏻
"a test of the limits of our compassion" 👏
He has the aura of someone who has never accomplished anything in his life and tries to compensate by putting himself atop an imagined throne as he smokes his life away in his wealthy parent's basement.
Bragging about using chewing tobacco is always a big draw for women! 🚩
In other words, a great big closet case.
No... Toooo many visible signs
All the tough alphas have Costco Gold.
I thought everyone had Executive?
That’s just for the MAGA Alphas
Costco is for liberals. They treat their workers fairly. Sam's club is MAGA
I’m a dollar store general.
And mouth cancer.
And a tiny penis.
Goes without saying
I tend to think of them as stubbies..... in all ways. Yikes! I feel sorry for any woman getting tangled up with that guy.
And a puffed out chest. Ick
Tough but fair.
Yes, but very large tires.
Too wordy. He could have just said, "I'm an asshole and my parents bought me a boat."
Sweet avatar. King Crimson!
The cover of the album containing the track "21st Century Schizoid Man"
Like DJT, he needs to brag about himself because no one else will.
I know guys like this. I went to a catholic high school and university. His parents bought or gave him a company that he used to buy his boat. Deep down he's insecure because he knows he would be nothing without daddy. (Looking at Don jr)
Isn’t that right. Donald Trump has done a piss poor job at finances. From what we are told here in Norway at least, if you calculate the value of his inheritance in todays money he has spent a good portion of it, adding nothing to it. This was pre Trump media tho, might have changed now.
True. If he had placed his inheritance in an S&P 500 index fund he would have greater wealth although it is impossible to get a clear financial analysis of his P&L.
You perfectly described most of the frat guys I had the displeasure if meeting at university in the very early 1980s. Those same assholes are now representatives and senators.....
Yep. Like Matt Gaetz.
He is the poster boy for privileged drunk frat boys.
Not to mention daddy doesn’t love him. I’m looking at Don Jr too.
When I look at a picture of Eric all I can think is,
Sloth from The Goonies.
That’s a really punchable face
I agree, way too wordy. It could have been accomplished in two lines: -I am insecure about my sexuality -I overcompensate in an effort to hide my insecurity See, only two lines can say the exact same thing.
PS: people who are actually wealthy don't consider a Costco membership a crowning achievement.
My only reaction to this hillbilly is…ew. We’re not afraid, we’re repulsed🤢
And show me an American who doesn't love Costco?
lol right?
6'4" 😂 I bet that is an exaggeration just like the rest.
Alfalfa male, living like a termite in his mom's basement.
Not the Costco membership 😂😂 who’s gonna tell him? 🤣🤣
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I know right? 😂
Alpha-unfit for the public.
he admits he was a bully in school. Now I have more reason to not like him the least bit.
I'm not saying that guy watches a lot of gay porn...but I'm also not saying he doesn't.
Give ‘em HELL Uncle George!
What an idiot. He’s so far from an alpha it’s not even funny.
That guy isn’t someone’s fear. My only fear is I’m a white male with rich parents my fear is someone will think I’m a racist homophobic piece of shite like this guy. Funny how MAGA morons are proud of being ignorant.
I find chewing tobacco absolutely DISGUSTING! That would be a big fuck off from me right off, let alone the general assholery of this guy's post.
Bye boi! Right?
Your race, sexuality, and height are unimportant Your parents wealth only pertains to them Religion is a mental illness Racial slurs show your ignorance Homophobic ! No just jealous Only one boat So what you fish I doubt you know what a liberal is Your breath stinks and you’re pitiful
guy sounds like a lot of gay guys I knew in the 80s
Lefts best laugh!!
He forgot to add: I am a male that no one loves or wants to be with.
Men who feel the need to point out that they aren’t gay are most likely closeted.
He loves dick!!!!!!
Fear of spiders, dying in pain, being buried alive, stuck in a lift c Elon Musk surely worse than alpha male
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The entitlement and the hate of others is disturbing.
Moral of the story do not F@#k with thespians
He is insecure at best. A post like that tells the world how awkward he is.
Odd how he doesn't mention being married or having kids or even a GF..is he sure he's heterosexual?
I know right?! “Screenshot or it never happened!” Lol😋
I would not fuck him with MTG's dick.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
I grew up in TRENTON NJ. We hung out in the boardwalk bars at Seaside. When the line for the Women's is too long we use the Men's. I do not see the problem.
Many women do that. But I wouldn’t go in either bathroom with “that man” lol
Alone is the key. He is a creeper.
Right? I just don't get it.
Lmao best insult I’ve heard all month!👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
I miss the trolls in the bad place some. I like to hunt and skin them.
I keep Venturi g back just to give them a truthful point of view.
Me too. I also like watching the transformation.
They are here. I have blocked so many…
I block them with abandon also. First whine.
Oh, thank you for that. You won the day as far as I’m concerned!
Well he told us right up front so obviously he is. And I'm sure it's the same thing when he walks in the Costco and they ask him for his membership card.
"I do my shark steroids injections via my uretra" Bitch, pleaaaaaaaaase!!!
i’m still laughing 😂
I agree! "Stupid" is not on our list of things to fear! "Stupid with power", however - tend to worry us a bit in the short term. But Karma is indeed a bitch! ;) Worth waiting for, I think!
Uhh.....no you aren't. I notice you didn't mention intelligence anywhere in your bio.
When you think masculinity is something you can cosplay, you tend to sound like this to others
Who’s afraid of dudebros giving themselves oral cancer with chew?
What a sad lonely creature he is.
Nothing more beta than someone that says they're alpha.
I took a quick look, I think he's delta.
Seema bit like he is trying to convince himself, Costco last i looked was not exclusively butch🤣
If you are homophonic, there is a high chance you are a closeted homosexual.
This isn't true. Whilst it's often a pleasing idea, the research doesn't support it being a "high chance". Also you don't mean homophonic. :)
That’s not entirely true, and you know it. Show me the research that say books on sexuality needs to be changed.
Which part isn't "entirely" true? I've said there's no good evidence to support the "high chance" assertion. And there isn't. It does happen, often in high profile cases, but that doesn't mean we know it's true in general. www.sciencefictions.org/p/are-homoph...
What you link to is the opinion of ONE. ONE guy.
I guess she saw the word science on the webpage.
It's a summary of the existing research and concludes, reasonably, that "we don't know enough". Show me peer reviewed research that supports the assertion that most homophobes are closeted then? Since that appears to be your position.
Read it one more time. And you will see it’s speculating done by one guy. :)
I'm going to assume, as you've not provided a rebuttal in the form of research supporting your position, that you're not engaging in good faith.
Pick any book on the topic. :) Ranging from Freud himself to modern.
This is your proof? I recommend you take a trip to the library and read up on a few sexology courses. :) This does not fit at all with what I read when I was young and found my moms sexology books. And it does not fit my experience at all either. At all. In fact it’s far from it.
Anecdote alert, but a gay colleague told me a long time ago that he had met many homophobes...and had been to bed with most of them.
Anecdotes are currently all we have, and we shouldn't be basing sweeping generalisations on them. Of *course* there are people who project what they feel about themselves. But there's no reliable data to suggest it's a high percentage, or even statistically significant, which is what the OP asserts.
I know. I read all comments before responding, including yours. I do understand what anecdotal means and I’m not making a sweeping generalization that homophobes are “likely”closeted and self-hating. But I think it does happen and it’s okay to talk about it. I’m interested in why it happens.
Can confirm same, and a friend revealed that one of our most racist and homophobic fellow colleagues was harassing and threatening him after rejecting his advances. And he didn’t deny it when called on it (got mad, though). Anecdotal, maybe, but a seemingly common one.
bsky.app/profile/soap...
Maybe he meant homophonic because he just sounded gay.
That's elite wordplay 👏👏👏
Haha cheers
Arf arf
Right. I think he needs to at least explore that.
$10 say he has explored it already
But nobody was prepared to explore with him.
“Incel regardless of sexual orientation”
My kids 100% always see this as you describing your internal struggle with yourself
I think it has more to do with a fear of being, or being perceived as being, homosexual. And that fear in turn comes from being part of a culture that doesn’t traditionally accept homosexuality. To everyone else, it just reeks of childish insecurity.
Homophobes fall into 2 categories in my opinion. Those afraid they'll be treated like they treat women by gay men. And those that are confused about their sexuality. I feel for the latter as that type of cognitive dissonance and self loathing is awful.
Sounds like a real jurk. Someone to steer clear of.
He is an example of a weak man. Real men are not so threatened by people's existence.
But...isn't costco the more liberal of the bulk buying clubs b/c they pay salaries with benefits?
He 'not my greatest fear'. He's just the end-stage of Syphilis.
I was thinking kidney stones.
Someone sounds a tiny bit insecure...
I'm left, and 5'2", and I'm not afraid of you. You sound like a bully, and 30 yrs of high school teaching taught me most bullies are actually cowards. The big ones fall farther. I doubt he's an incel. there are always women who think having a bully is better than having no one. Sadly, my SIL was one
(Cont) Sadly, my SIL was one. My brother (an avid fisher/boater/hunter) never harmed her physically, but she was afraid of him. But she told me once , "...at least I have a husband." At the time I didn't, but we just celebrated 30 yrs together.
And too tough to use his own name.
Probably more like 4'6".
Nobody's afraid of you cupcake. Can't wait until that Skoal rots a hole in your cheek!
For the front of this mouth is always really cool when they rot out the front of their mouth and they got that big old hole bigger than a quarter like half dollar size there and it can never be fixed
I've seen pictures of the results of oral cancer caused by chewing tobacco. If his gross chewing and spitting doesn't drive everyone away, the inevitable and horrific mouth tumors and sponge-like holes in his face absolutely will.
No, he is our most enduring joke.
His birthday is probably June 12th, and he has seven older siblings. That’s why he considers himself the eighth king (Octavius Rex), which might explain why they shop at Costco.
Good one 😂
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The idea that us Progressives fear idiots is hilarious..we don’t fear them..we loathe them, pity their ignorance and feel shame for their actions
He's just another idiot!
Incel
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That's not the insult you think it is.
That’s not the flex you think it is.
Dude needs a therapist.
He sounds very insecure if he has to make a list of what makes he feel like an Alpha Male. Pathetic.
“I shun apostrophes.”
Being able to construct grammatically correct sentences is obviously woke.
In other words, a legend in his own mind.
Him being so proud to be a racist and a bully is sad. Pitiful even. Lord he knows not 🙏🏿
Read to filth, George Fuck yeah!
Imagine bragging about any of this.
You are the Left Behinds greatest failure.
According to Goods Unite Us, Costco politician donations are 96% to Democrats 96%. 😃
I was thinking “you mean Sam’s Club.”
They're also very pro-union, to the point they've stated something like if their employees need a unión, they see it as not taking care of their employees well enough? I'm struggling to words today, but sometimes like that
That's exactly right.
Pepsi is blue, it’s mostly a brand continuity thing
Poor OctaviusRex. Advertising that he’s wimpy is sad work.
