Simon and Jimmy, together at last
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Simon and Jimmy, together at last
Fuck off #lufc
This is presumably a different Jim Ratcliffe to the one who's hoping to secure a load of public funding for the redevelopment of the area around Old Trafford
*books venue*
You have to say that's magnificent
And yet still no studio interest in my proposals for an animated reboot of Silas www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Nottingham Forest head coach Nuno Espirito Santo has been sacked after 21 months in charge
That's me, I'll text you...
Meanwhile, on Facebook
This is a Banksy
THE KINKS #universitychallenge
STOP GETTING THE A-TEAM WRONG #universitychallenge
Magnificent #onlyconnect
"It was quite detailed. The guy obviously had talent, that’s the tragedy."
Sniper's dream, Fuji IX, Ron Waffle and John Caramel, jobbletops and an animatronic hand lion #mastermind
Call Me hitmaker Spagna arrives with Higgins from Magnum P.I.
TOGETHER AT LAST
Surprised to see Dr Strangelove at James Whale's funeral
Pretty pleased with the first results of my role heading up legacy planning for the Great North Run www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
#lufc
Part of a BBC piece about former footballing 'wonderkids', no mention of his late free-kick against Derby *twitches* #lufc
Feel like the atmosphere might have been slightly 'strained' at future family get-togethers
*Peter Cook voice* Checking my diary, I find I’m watching television that evening
Monday
Spot the person who's not really enjoying Suede at Radio 2 in the Park
IN YOUR FACE, BRIAN SEWELL
Idea for exhibition, 'Ker-ching, the story of the Saver Strip'.
Watched it recently, four stars out of five from this reviewer.
Lovely stuff #lufc
Some trademark evil cackling from the second gunman.
"You no play in the World Cup finals now, Roy Race!"
It's a 'yes' from me (despite the alarmingly quirky way they served up the afters)
m.youtube.com/watch?v=tozN...
#EmergencyAlert
Paging @gwladruns.bsky.social
Watched the first half of Terminator 2 last night, too paradox for me
I mean, if you're going to recycle old stuff then at least do the classics
This is a test of Emergency Alerts, a UK government service that will warn you if there's a life-threatening emergency nearby
Of course he has
If 'buying an 89/90 Only Way Is Up car sticker off eBay' isn't on the list then the whole thing is discredited.
1.
ON THIS DAY #lufc
Wonderful choice of picture on Wikipedia
Shout out to the papers for carrying on with the charade that we have two types of prison in this country, one for childminders (Midnight Express-style hellholes) and one for everybody else (holiday camps with drink and drugs delivered to your cell).
And yet there you were the other week complaining about @sammetcalf.bsky.social not revealing details of his move out to Downton Abbey.
Was once looking round at places for a shared house. Mate:"Not sure this would work when we had people round for parties" Me: "Good"
Intrigued by people on Location, Location, Location who bang on about wanting lots of space to entertain and have friends round, like that's a *good* thing.
Nothing worse than being attacked by a shark that doesn't speak English
Enjoy listening to things? We've got you covered!
I know holiday let listings are required by law to talk up absolutely everything that's on offer to guests, but come on
Matterface spent hours working on that Duran Duran/Ordinary World reference. The pillock.
What a bizarre episode that was. Can only assume he wanted a discount on purchases from Fads.
Superb bitchiness from John Taylor here
Congratulations to Matt(t)
'Bit of a doer-upper'
The swine
There's a sex pond. Of course there's a sex pond
No sign of The Big Match Revisited on ITV4 today, I'm fairly relaxed about it
The estate agent blurb says it's been worked on by some of the most sought-after interior designers in the country
There's a £2m house for sale in Oulton that appears to be currently owned by Marie Antoinette
Today I will once again be mostly saying 'Andorra' in the style of
"Don’t shine that torch in my face, mate, I’ve just lost a pint of blood."
Leave them alone, you.
HELLO
I hate it when they get new people on Gogglebox. And the ones who've been on there for a while should be banned from changing their furniture.
Please enjoy this picture of the Duchess of Kent having a dance with Jack Straw in Leeds in the late 1960s
A night in Nottingham with some mates is coming up, hotel now booked and it looks... interesting
She's a pain in the arse.
Avoid cliches like the plague
Runrig are on the 1991 edition, good news for at least one person
She's with the Angelas now.
U-U-U-UTAH SAINTS
Insanity by Oceanic, Peace by Sabrina Johnston and Sunshine on a Rainy Day by Zoe are all on the same episode of Top of the Pops tonight. Truly, we lived the dream.
#reshuffle
The Duchess of Kent went on Desert Island Discs in 1989 and revealed that *this* was her favourite Beatles track
Very much so. When you know the press etc are after you, why rely on Lionel Hutz or whoever for advice? As Mrs R* said (only half jokingly) on Wednesday, if she was in politics then she'd avoid potential issues and just rent somewhere. *Robinson, not Rayner
The moral of the story is, avoid Brighton and Hove
Regular reminder that he is younger than three of the Stone Roses.
"Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once."
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
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