Me during my fantasy football drafts
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Me during my fantasy football drafts
Make the Clippers give up 2030-2035 FRPs. What the Wolves did is tame compared to this scandal.
kawhi collecting his $7M “tree planting” check every year
When your aunty is a diehard Celtics fan... He already outgrew the onesie 🥹
Less than 50 days until the Celtics season opener
Yes, I love this place ❤️
Taurean Prince wing span
Just died a little inside
I will cheer for him forever
Hearing my coworkers talk about Travis and Taylor's engagement on zoom, my nightmare come true
Spent my day off deep cleaning my apartment, completing a 2.5 hour leg day, and laundry. Why am I like this? I need the Celtic to get me back on my couch.
Yeah my total bad there
I know some don't like it, but Tatum looking fine af with the dreads imo 😳
This is so real
My best buddy
I'm was going to buy them off of him, but I rent a little studio and have no room 🥲. Love them so much!
Thank you 🥲. It's the whole economy plus AI.. I've never had this much trouble before!
It's Boston moving season and I offered to help my powerlifter friend move... Workout after a workout 🥲
Disappointing how many people still use Twitter
Hunkered down in a coffee shop with a fully charged laptop and headphones, ready for another round of job applications I'm going to get rejected to over the remainder of the week
Can someone put some tape on Michael Porter Jr's mouth? My IQ lowers with every new quote I see. I gained a whole new level of respect for the Nuggets PR.
TreVeyon Henderson is a stud and then some
Whoever isn't excited about the upcoming Celtics season is a fraud. You ain't a fan.
I live in Cambridge, Massachusetts where streets are narrow and parking is nonexistent. Never saw a CyberTruck around here until today, saw this bozo park
I try not to measure life by units of time but 2025 has been shit
Accidentally took a NyQuil instead of a DayQuil, oh boy
Every day, Instagram adds a stupid new feature nobody asked for.. Like this new reshare button that doesn't ask for confirmation and is easy to accidentally click. Another application ruined by a selfish billionaire with no concept for user experience.
Old shot I got of Scary Terry in Griffiti Alley, now I live so closeby
Feels like we scored more points than an entire season during the Mac/Cam era
Henderson is a beast
Pats nation we are so fucking back 🤠
I'm sorry but real Bostonians gotta hate the MBTA
NEW: Black women are 3-4x more likely to die during childbirth than their white peers. Through the Curbside Care program, the Celtics work to ensure all mothers have access to critical care. Derrick White is at the center: "He's just an incredible person." www.celticsblog.com/boston-celti...
NFL preseason is back and life is a little more tolerable
Back to deadlifting double my weight, road to recovery from a herniated disc has been brutal
Watching YouTube and a fucking Josh Kraft ad comes up 🤢
Brad isn't on summer break yet, keep cooking
RIP Georges Niang on the Celtics (one of the darkest periods of my life), June 24, 2025 - August 5, 2025
Like I said, In Brad Stevens we trust
Hope you and your family are holding up OK! Very sad with the nice weather lately 😞
Air quality in Boston is rough, feeling exhausted. Wildfires are no coincidence...
Really missing Celtics basketball already
Please get Sydney Sweeney out of my feed, shitty politics and even shittier actress
Four days of no gym/weightlifting and I've almost lost my mind
Got a free ticket to the Chicago National Sports Card Convention which was pretty rad minus a ton of alpha male Trumper energy. Got a Bill Russell bear. Saw Grant Williams and Bill Simmons.
Amazing! The concert last week reinvigorated me, now I'm wanting to go to one every week
Agreed. I tend to avoid labels since they are not definitive.
Talked to some Gen Z'ers waiting in line for a concert, obvious but strange epiphany hit me about the younger generations growing up with smartphones completely online all the time.
LFG
Museum Of Contemporary Art Chicago
90 degrees doesn't stop soup season
Popo and the Spurs are real ones 💚🤍🖤
They say things get easier as you get older but I'm still just as terrified of going to the dentist and getting my blood drawn as I was when I was five
One of my favorite bars has rad decor
Not at all, Pho 88
Traveling an hour to Lowell for pho, worth every second
The season 27 premiere of South Park is freaking amazing (I didn't watch it on Paramount 😉), Trey and Matt are so back
So wholesome but damn that lil kid running got me nervous
Forgot my gym shoes at home lol
Shaq is such an insecure loser, I don't even know someone who he likes in the NBA.
F the food and beverage company Aramark
I live so close to Fenway, thought I'd catch my first Red Sox game in years but maybe not against the Dodgers Friday + weekend God damn
Ok but this is too real
Indie rock!
Day 4 of no regular or summer league Celtics: going to my first solo concert in years tonight. It's like learning to live again.
Finally saw a chicken cross the road
Deciding whether to sacrifice my mental and physical health for another year of fantasy football or missing the highs of a random waiver wire pick up being the highlight of your week
Wake up babe, the annual Kyrie drama just dropped
Just fell to my knees on the MBTA
First time deadlifting in a month, no other feeling 🥹
Me preparing to go into the office for the first time in five years
Let's get Josh Kraft out of Boston as a first step
Trying to function during a bad bout of vertigo
You know what they say about big hands... Great ball handling
Another summer league comes to an end 😢. Stat lines may look bad but really loved what I saw in Hugo. He's only 19.
Amari Williams
Real Celtics fans and also absolute maniacs watching Kendall Brown killing it in the last summer league game
💪🏻
They are still maintaining Twitter and other social media 😔
200 minute leg day to numb the pain of Marcus in an ugly yellow jersey and the last Celtics Summer League game tonight
That fight is an absolute riot, I've definitely watched it over 10x
I was sad and in denial and may have had a drink
Seeing Dave Portnoy defend the WNBA
I know it's a run on sentence 😂
Me explaining to one of my best friends who drove over one hour into Boston one way to visit me that Marcus Smart got traded to the Lakers in a shitty bar even though they absolutely hate sports
Guys I am not OK
No worse feeling than when your ear buds die in public
He's just like me fr
These commentators can't hide the Bronny bias smh
This game is cursed for the Lakers
Maybe we need buzz cut Dorchester Baylor back...
Hope Bazley is OK
Even though it's summer league, fuck the Lakers
I miss trolling HeatMuse
What a strange timeline to see Dame and Jrue traded two years ago only to end up back on the Trail Blazers.
Walking to the gym when it feels like 99 degrees is a workout in itself
New tshirt goes hard
