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Jingle Bellend

@mrweir.bsky.social

Player/Lover/Occasional fighter of music. I present The Cider Shed Podcast about The Archers and I once exited a moving taxi to tell Bono he was a tax dodger.

created August 5, 2023

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Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent

Much love Charlie. My dms are always open xxx

20/9/2025, 2:04:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)

New favourite band.

20/9/2025, 10:07:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sangitamyska.bsky.social (@sangitamyska.bsky.social) reposted

Jimmy Kimmel’s show has been axed by ABC who claim the decision is down to falling ratings instead of his repeated criticism of powerful political forces and prevailing right wing narratives. Gosh, we’re so lucky that we live in a country where private media companies would never do that..

19/9/2025, 8:39:39 AM | 350 81 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)

Tuesday

A statue showing its arse for someone reason.
16/9/2025, 9:11:25 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, sounds a bit racist ngl

16/9/2025, 9:04:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent

But apart from that was everything ok?

16/9/2025, 7:01:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I needed @keriwarbis.bsky.social to walk me through Wally's buns on @thecidershedpod.bsky.social because I couldn't/wouldn't go back and relisten. #TheArchers

14/9/2025, 1:21:59 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent

So it's a no from Tony, ok.

14/9/2025, 12:55:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who's up for a bit of AssGrabben?

A flyer for Ausgegraben.
14/9/2025, 12:50:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marcus πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‡§πŸ‡§ (@marcusjdl.bsky.social) reposted

My rule β€œIf your name is Camilla, I don’t need to hear from you” still holds. (Male equivalent: Giles)

14/9/2025, 7:48:33 AM | 192 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent

Pardon?

13/9/2025, 9:35:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)

Juju is here!

Juju the little dog with big ears.
13/9/2025, 6:42:58 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Freedom of speech.

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13/9/2025, 12:32:16 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The wife's a bit odd tbh

13/9/2025, 11:18:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My Mum when I buy something in Sainsbury's without swiping her Nectar card.

13/9/2025, 11:04:29 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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You make them properly by never ever making them.

13/9/2025, 10:53:55 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)

Is Bluesky a Japanese mushroom shop because there are some Shit takes on here today

13/9/2025, 9:10:21 AM | 10 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

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12/9/2025, 8:11:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)

Fuck off maggot. That's a functioning democracy that holds insurgent tyrants to account.

12/9/2025, 1:40:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)

Got a plumber coming round. There are many things I feel comfortable conversing about in Portuguese. Plumbing isn't one of them.

11/9/2025, 1:13:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent

Up there with how the world's press covered Whitney vs my how my ex flatmate decided to tell me. 😬

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10/9/2025, 9:02:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At least Clinton bombed countries himself to get out of sex scandals.

9/9/2025, 6:23:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's still on the actual toy shelf at ours.

Bagpuss resting on a shelf with the other toys.
9/9/2025, 1:47:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent

Alright, he's a quarter Welsh.

7/9/2025, 2:30:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent

Dad's screen font is so big you can read his DMS from space so I think I see what happened here.

7/9/2025, 2:20:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)

Did anyone in England get their emergency alert in Welsh like my Dad did? My Dad is not Welsh.

7/9/2025, 2:10:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ElΓ©na de M H (@mellohog.bsky.social) reposted

Three and a half minutes in and I'm already snort-laughing at Macy Mace. #TheArchers

7/9/2025, 7:15:24 AM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)

Dorries : comedy gold.

5/9/2025, 12:38:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)

John Darwinism

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5/9/2025, 12:35:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent

He scarpered soon after this, taking no further questions and therein lies the answer. The UK media know he's good for ratings therefore they don't call him out for being a transparent, lying prick.

4/9/2025, 8:48:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)

This Epstein press conference is incredibly powerful. MTG being there is throwing me a bit though.

3/9/2025, 3:23:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)

Friend in Bishop Auckland sent me this.

A boarded up shop with the word England spray painted. Left by either a proud patriot or total dickhead.
3/9/2025, 9:52:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent

Those people should learn to speak the language.

2/9/2025, 9:59:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent

Definitely. Come and see Porto and the north. PS : Lisbon's ok too.

2/9/2025, 9:35:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah since 2018. We have two decent political parties, Bloco and the Greens. The latter wants to tax the rich and improve workers' rights. They got 1% of the vote in the last election. A complete victory for the morons.

2/9/2025, 9:25:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent

Centre right Government here in Portugal has started doing the same in order to stave off the rise of Chega, a far right party with a former sports commentator as it's twat leader. Foreigners advised to carry residency IDs (mandatory anyway tbh) and even copies of work/rental contracts/ mortgages.

2/9/2025, 9:19:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)

Name a better badge. You can't.

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31/8/2025, 7:56:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tobi (@tobifrenzen.bsky.social) reposted

The roundabout of regression: one right turn after another until history repeats.

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31/8/2025, 4:31:25 PM | 96 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)

Lost in a forest.

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31/8/2025, 9:09:17 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's the house where I knock on the door and ask for directions, right?

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30/8/2025, 6:53:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 8:51:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)

The lifespan of dogs vs humans is an absolute shitter, isn't it? Alfie went yesterday after 17 years. He came into Dad's life and unarguably saved him from descending into deep depression at a bad point. I know everyone always says this but he was such a lovely dog, companion and friend. RIP πŸ–€πŸ€

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30/8/2025, 8:12:53 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent

If you replace the ambulance with with a Toyota Tarago tour bus, then yes.

29/8/2025, 8:18:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)

New band just dropped

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29/8/2025, 8:06:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent

21 +24hrs in this.

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28/8/2025, 11:11:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)

In GΓ’teau country. πŸ–€πŸŒ²πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ

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28/8/2025, 12:07:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)

Every person has a breaking point.

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27/8/2025, 8:02:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I trust this woman implicitly

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27/8/2025, 7:09:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Deep bath?

27/8/2025, 12:38:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)

Mainly because I never got dessert

27/8/2025, 9:19:05 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)

Pulling into Frankfurt Station. Last time I was here (31 years ago) a couple saw me & my friend counting if we had enough marks to get a second coffee while waiting for a connection to Budapest. They took us up to the buffet and bought us an absolute feast. Stars. I wonder if they still live here.

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27/8/2025, 9:07:43 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)

Indian woman on my flight travelling with 3 small girls being put through the ringer by a very stern German passport controller. Tiniest girl stood on tip toes, held up the toy pet carrier with toy fluffy puppy inside & earnestly asked "do you need to see him?". Melted the Polizei's heart. πŸ•πŸ›‚ πŸ–€β™₯οΈπŸ’›

27/8/2025, 5:51:35 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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But there'll only be a Prime Minister Liz Truss for 49 days.

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26/8/2025, 2:50:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent

THE SCATPHONE πŸ¦‡πŸ”¦πŸ¦‡πŸ”¦πŸ¦‡πŸ”¦

26/8/2025, 8:53:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)

Calling you from my room in Berlin. Please pick up.

26/8/2025, 8:49:03 AM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just spotted who's got an exhibition in the place down the road.

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25/8/2025, 11:35:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Neil Mackay (@neilmackay.bsky.social) reposted

Fucking awesome. With a few blasts of red spray paint you can turn the English flag into the Dead Kennedys logo As the band said: Nazi punks, fuck off!

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24/8/2025, 4:21:49 PM | 667 209 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not sure which way.

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24/8/2025, 6:40:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shadow just CBA

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23/8/2025, 10:02:57 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)

Made a slightly longer film called 'Walk to the Pub'

22/8/2025, 5:19:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)

I made a short film called 'Bringing Jake an apple.'

22/8/2025, 5:16:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent

Good ciders too πŸ‘€πŸπŸ»

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19/8/2025, 7:05:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If ever wandering around Bath in need of a decent pub, I heartily recommend The Raven.

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19/8/2025, 7:04:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The West Country is a real place.

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18/8/2025, 4:21:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How'd you like them?

A box of free apples outside a house in Clifton, Bristol.
17/8/2025, 6:02:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent

No.

17/8/2025, 10:09:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know you're back in Bristol when your host serves up tea in this.

A fetching blue and white teapot with Charles and Diana on it.
17/8/2025, 9:46:46 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent

Wild Honey on Common One is a great tune.

16/8/2025, 11:21:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hold the front page. #TheArchers

16/8/2025, 11:07:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Literally no one wanted Liverpool to score there.

15/8/2025, 7:39:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So Spursy

13/8/2025, 9:12:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Those new mates (and me). β€οΈπŸ‘β€οΈ

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12/8/2025, 4:56:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)

RIP Matthew the sheep. He had a good long life. Outlived all his OG sheep friends. When the last one departed we got him 4 new mates, who promptly followed him around like he was their Dad. I was looking forward to patting him on the head next week but I guess it wasn't to be. β€οΈπŸ‘β€οΈ

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12/8/2025, 4:54:14 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jen Stephen (@ambridgeponyclub.bsky.social) reposted

@mrweir.bsky.social what happens on a hack 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣πŸ₯²πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£ never a truer word #TheArchers gosh I love @thecidershedpod.bsky.social

11/8/2025, 7:40:49 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent

When I was a little kid I remember Dad reading in the paper at breakfast that Harold Macmillan had outlived his son. A few years later I was staying over at my Nan's and I had a dream completely replaying that moment in my head. I got up in the morning and Macmillan had died.

10/8/2025, 8:20:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lovely stuff.

The Douro river seen from Gaia.
9/8/2025, 7:41:22 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, there's a Prince beer now. πŸ’œ

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7/8/2025, 8:04:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Refreshing news for a change.

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The sweetest boy… πŸ₯°β€οΈ

2/8/2025, 9:34:36 PM | 839 101 | View on Bluesky | view

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Woman behind me as Titanic sped towards the iceberg : "He needs to go more left."

2/8/2025, 2:53:22 PM | 117 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Er, what's above moderate high these days? Because this feels pretty 'high'.

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31/7/2025, 2:55:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gawd I remember this. Saw them together much later in Dublin around 2012.

30/7/2025, 10:20:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And here's Matt Crawford, come to carry the 1000kg of Scampi Fries up to The Dower House. #TheArchers

29/7/2025, 6:16:28 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They've blown the actor budget for the rest of 2025 with that village shop scene. #TheArchers

29/7/2025, 6:14:01 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She also became convinced he was having an affair with Joy when she picked up some of Jennifer's old clothes. #TheArchers

28/7/2025, 10:28:36 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)

Not walking around with your knackers out is woke.

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28/7/2025, 2:35:30 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've accidentally done the 'people selling mirrors' thing here.

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27/7/2025, 9:00:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jen Stephen (@ambridgeponyclub.bsky.social) reposted

I love Sundays I put my headphones on listen to on Ambridge and @thecidershedpod.bsky.social and garden it’s as close to meditation as I get #TheArchers

27/7/2025, 7:44:13 AM | 15 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Used to live just down the hill from there.

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26/7/2025, 5:33:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did you see many abandoned pints on the bar?

26/7/2025, 5:26:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)

Why so smallllllll

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26/7/2025, 12:07:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bought JuJu a lobster. Think it's going to take time. 🦞🦞🦞

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24/7/2025, 10:23:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not late at all. Thanks Jo x

24/7/2025, 9:23:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’š

24/7/2025, 7:28:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks Bernadette. x

24/7/2025, 6:31:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks Sir. Much appreciated.

24/7/2025, 3:20:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks Edna, We'll make it after the watershed just to be safe.

24/7/2025, 3:19:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent

Cheers Jules. Smashing profile pic btw.

24/7/2025, 3:18:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view