Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent
Much love Charlie. My dms are always open xxx
Player/Lover/Occasional fighter of music. I present The Cider Shed Podcast about The Archers and I once exited a moving taxi to tell Bono he was a tax dodger.
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Much love Charlie. My dms are always open xxx
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)
New favourite band.
sangitamyska.bsky.social (@sangitamyska.bsky.social) reposted
Jimmy Kimmelβs show has been axed by ABC who claim the decision is down to falling ratings instead of his repeated criticism of powerful political forces and prevailing right wing narratives. Gosh, weβre so lucky that we live in a country where private media companies would never do that..
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, sounds a bit racist ngl
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent
But apart from that was everything ok?
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent
I needed @keriwarbis.bsky.social to walk me through Wally's buns on @thecidershedpod.bsky.social because I couldn't/wouldn't go back and relisten. #TheArchers
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent
So it's a no from Tony, ok.
Marcus π³οΈβππ§π§ (@marcusjdl.bsky.social) reposted
My rule βIf your name is Camilla, I donβt need to hear from youβ still holds. (Male equivalent: Giles)
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent
Pardon?
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)
The wife's a bit odd tbh
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)
My Mum when I buy something in Sainsbury's without swiping her Nectar card.
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent
You make them properly by never ever making them.
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)
Is Bluesky a Japanese mushroom shop because there are some Shit takes on here today
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)
Fuck off maggot. That's a functioning democracy that holds insurgent tyrants to account.
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)
Got a plumber coming round. There are many things I feel comfortable conversing about in Portuguese. Plumbing isn't one of them.
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent
Up there with how the world's press covered Whitney vs my how my ex flatmate decided to tell me. π¬
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)
At least Clinton bombed countries himself to get out of sex scandals.
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent
Alright, he's a quarter Welsh.
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent
Dad's screen font is so big you can read his DMS from space so I think I see what happened here.
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)
Did anyone in England get their emergency alert in Welsh like my Dad did? My Dad is not Welsh.
ElΓ©na de M H (@mellohog.bsky.social) reposted
Three and a half minutes in and I'm already snort-laughing at Macy Mace. #TheArchers
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)
Dorries : comedy gold.
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent
He scarpered soon after this, taking no further questions and therein lies the answer. The UK media know he's good for ratings therefore they don't call him out for being a transparent, lying prick.
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)
This Epstein press conference is incredibly powerful. MTG being there is throwing me a bit though.
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent
Those people should learn to speak the language.
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent
Definitely. Come and see Porto and the north. PS : Lisbon's ok too.
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah since 2018. We have two decent political parties, Bloco and the Greens. The latter wants to tax the rich and improve workers' rights. They got 1% of the vote in the last election. A complete victory for the morons.
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent
Centre right Government here in Portugal has started doing the same in order to stave off the rise of Chega, a far right party with a former sports commentator as it's twat leader. Foreigners advised to carry residency IDs (mandatory anyway tbh) and even copies of work/rental contracts/ mortgages.
Tobi (@tobifrenzen.bsky.social) reposted
The roundabout of regression: one right turn after another until history repeats.
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)
That's the house where I knock on the door and ask for directions, right?
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)
The lifespan of dogs vs humans is an absolute shitter, isn't it? Alfie went yesterday after 17 years. He came into Dad's life and unarguably saved him from descending into deep depression at a bad point. I know everyone always says this but he was such a lovely dog, companion and friend. RIP π€π€
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent
If you replace the ambulance with with a Toyota Tarago tour bus, then yes.
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent
Deep bath?
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)
Mainly because I never got dessert
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)
Pulling into Frankfurt Station. Last time I was here (31 years ago) a couple saw me & my friend counting if we had enough marks to get a second coffee while waiting for a connection to Budapest. They took us up to the buffet and bought us an absolute feast. Stars. I wonder if they still live here.
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)
Indian woman on my flight travelling with 3 small girls being put through the ringer by a very stern German passport controller. Tiniest girl stood on tip toes, held up the toy pet carrier with toy fluffy puppy inside & earnestly asked "do you need to see him?". Melted the Polizei's heart. ππ π€β₯οΈπ
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent
THE SCATPHONE π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)
Calling you from my room in Berlin. Please pick up.
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)
Just spotted who's got an exhibition in the place down the road.
Neil Mackay (@neilmackay.bsky.social) reposted
Fucking awesome. With a few blasts of red spray paint you can turn the English flag into the Dead Kennedys logo As the band said: Nazi punks, fuck off!
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)
Made a slightly longer film called 'Walk to the Pub'
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)
I made a short film called 'Bringing Jake an apple.'
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)
If ever wandering around Bath in need of a decent pub, I heartily recommend The Raven.
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent
No.
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)
You know you're back in Bristol when your host serves up tea in this.
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent
Wild Honey on Common One is a great tune.
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent
Hold the front page. #TheArchers
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)
Literally no one wanted Liverpool to score there.
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)
So Spursy
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)
RIP Matthew the sheep. He had a good long life. Outlived all his OG sheep friends. When the last one departed we got him 4 new mates, who promptly followed him around like he was their Dad. I was looking forward to patting him on the head next week but I guess it wasn't to be. β€οΈπβ€οΈ
Jen Stephen (@ambridgeponyclub.bsky.social) reposted
@mrweir.bsky.social what happens on a hack π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π₯²π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ never a truer word #TheArchers gosh I love @thecidershedpod.bsky.social
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent
When I was a little kid I remember Dad reading in the paper at breakfast that Harold Macmillan had outlived his son. A few years later I was staying over at my Nan's and I had a dream completely replaying that moment in my head. I got up in the morning and Macmillan had died.
Pets Against Trump⦠(@trumph8ters.bsky.social) reposted
The sweetest boyβ¦ π₯°β€οΈ
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent
Woman behind me as Titanic sped towards the iceberg : "He needs to go more left."
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)
Er, what's above moderate high these days? Because this feels pretty 'high'.
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent
Gawd I remember this. Saw them together much later in Dublin around 2012.
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)
And here's Matt Crawford, come to carry the 1000kg of Scampi Fries up to The Dower House. #TheArchers
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)
They've blown the actor budget for the rest of 2025 with that village shop scene. #TheArchers
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent
She also became convinced he was having an affair with Joy when she picked up some of Jennifer's old clothes. #TheArchers
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)
I've accidentally done the 'people selling mirrors' thing here.
Jen Stephen (@ambridgeponyclub.bsky.social) reposted
I love Sundays I put my headphones on listen to on Ambridge and @thecidershedpod.bsky.social and garden itβs as close to meditation as I get #TheArchers
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you see many abandoned pints on the bar?
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social)
Bought JuJu a lobster. Think it's going to take time. π¦π¦π¦
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Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent
Not late at all. Thanks Jo x
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent
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Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks Bernadette. x
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks Sir. Much appreciated.
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks Edna, We'll make it after the watershed just to be safe.
Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) reply parent
Cheers Jules. Smashing profile pic btw.