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that painting also has a melted face in it, morty!
holy shit lmao
🫡 reveling in my innocence while it still exists
curiosity piqued, but also...
perhaps the jester can be pivotal in helping our heroes hide the bell safely away until the big reveal
"ok google, search 'rule 34 king mommy milkers'"
me in 2035: god, can you even believe that just two short decades ago, trump hadn't even been president once yet barack obama, huddled next to me at the lament-fire: let alone having been declared necroemperor me: right? this too shall pass
tiny/face
damon albarn r u ok. if ur still sick of making gorillaz albums we can find another way to get u sum money. damon r u chained to a rock right now. how many times has your liver been plucked out today. damon do u need assistance
it was an all-time banger, too good for this world
ah well i suppose regional variation must be accounted for
hitting people in the neck is now frowned upon, i hear
except it speeds up every time the trigger is squeezed
i like my chunky neck blood right where it is
btw charlie kirk's brand of punditry *was* political violence. if there's no room for violence in our politics then there was no room for charlie kirk in our politics
they're so triggered
it's actually been a while since i read anything about it so i had to go find it again
it's enough to make you wish that finding out ever lead to anything but more fucking around
24 years ago today i was at work in an office, watching some buildings fall over on live tv, and thinking "damn, ain't that some shit" reader, it turns out that it was some shit
yoooo this is art
i think about it a lot and would still be playing it if jick weren't an abuser
"it's time to make sure the right isn't too pissed" ma'am the right gets angry when there's colorful chalk on the ground just how much appeasement are you trying to sign up for?
he was a MAN and he was WHITE you MONSTERS
me: yeah Q: and now a dude's been shot and might be dead? me: yeah Q: and a bunch of people are saying the backlash-backlash-backlash went too far? me: yeah Q: y'all are so cooked me: BRO WE'RE SO COOKED FR
Qlorxbu: ok, so, there were generations of racism and sexism and ableism and so on? me: yeah Q: and then there was finally enough backlash to all of this to start changing things? me: yeah Q: and then there was a revanchist backlash to the backlash? me: yeah Q: and then a backlash to that backlash?
https://bsky.app/profile/msbusy.bsky.social/post/3lboavphzzk2n
vraiment?
(aka my favorite video game about an immortal twink who has to recover a thousand years of lost memories through the power of friendship)
Lost Odyssey!
https://open.spotify.com/track/21HeW6fxCl02b3gcvf1TIC?si=j3i95u0xRRS97MxApGgNxw
i would never
stagger, all through life, backwards this has been a poppy post
wow they put "sweating bullets" on the list but not "high speed dirt" chumps
Hey, Sucks To Suck
Age Gap (Problematic)
that's it, he looks kinda like if medic was wearing spy's mask
why does he look like he's from tf2
jazz, no
"bitch postin' good" is the 2025 version of "bitch eatin' crackers"
i don't know this lore but i'm intrigued
the flatican
hey hattie what church do cockroaches belong to?
do me next, he/him pussy nation!
what's the glitch? that two people have the same display name?
let's get you back to bed
giving myself a stick-n-poke tattoo of the recipe to synthesize estrogen so that after the apocalypse my corpse can be flayed and my skin can become the macguffin that saves all my sisters after a harrowing yet ultimately successful ordeal
well, not that shocked
the sun is immense competition but i believe in you
it's the one song i know but i do quite like it
none taken
well i was fine not having it before the idea existed in my head THANKS SO MUCH
irreducibly delicious
the verb form is the original way to say "badjacket" btw
that's what they get for choosing a name that is pronounced so drastically different than it's spelled
why would you attack waffles like this
miga's naughtytime adventures
the backs of my childhood books had oj simpson advertising cowboy boots i'll have you know
how y'awl doin'???
wotc said "you aren't ready for the anti-hero creature type"
responsible golden gun control legislation now
hmm, it's still a cute nose tho
what!
oh, thanks, i forgot where i left my shit
i am also friends with dog quixote
it probably smells like roadkill in there
y'all should come play jyhad cards with me
bill clinton is decades overdue for a rocket fired directly into the sun
well one of them is a little gentler, i guess. and more readily available!
daniels, torrence, same diff
prolapsed brain would fix me
saaaaaaame
1,000,000
all these bangers will be lost in time, like billy idol songs on the billboard hot 100. time... to rock.
that's not very clocky of u, sis
luh. may. oh.
Rock the House
omfg, assessing/apportioning risk is a concern of insurance, it has nothing to do with healthcare, excise capitalism from your brains you stupid fuuuuuuuuucks
incredible, this is an album cover
i bet your legs will look murderously good in those
bubble guts bubble bubble bubble guts
i'd suck oliver longdick heyoooooo
Now when the Digimon rhyme And the Beyblade spin I want y'all to just get down
andrew cuomo big boy arc
how do they keep getting away with it!
would kill to hear billy joel sing the line "the fbi killed martin luther king"
me when i steal my step-dad's credit card and then do donuts in the parking lot
SPAHng-ro-BARE
oops all dr. phils
meanwhile i'm getting punched in the face by Rhino and hyperventilating so hard i pass out and my cyberware finishes the fight on autopilot
that happened right around the time I started following you and i felt so so bad for you 💔
Or maybe it's wing finger, I forget. Anyway, "dactyl" is also seen in the word "polydactyl," as in cats that have 6 toes per paw
I did! "Pter" is from the Greek "pteron" meaning "wing," thus giving us "pterodactyl" = "wing toe"
5'9" i'm guessing
my "i'm like this because i want to be the last one up against the wall" t-shirt is raising a lot of questions etc etc
Hydrogen Sonata was one of my faves
i like a nice reed's extra ginger but this is also a nice option
