Need a moment. I'm in my feelings right now, as the kids say.
Grumpy old man who writes code. Believer in science, objective reality and human rights. The Earth is an oblate spheroid. Emojis in Unicode are a blight.
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Need a moment. I'm in my feelings right now, as the kids say.
Wild I can read this with virtually zero context and still know what it refers to and who "he" is. I need a vacation from ... life. Or something.
Autumn is the best season. There is no debate.
They heard about what happened to RFK's worm, dying alone and afraid while starving to death, and decided the juice just ain't worth the squeeze.
"We use coding agents like junior developers". Cool. So you get the dual benefits of it being slower than an experienced developer to get a half-decent result *and* it never learns. Bargain!
"Instead, we should celebrate our race to the bottom. Consume and obey. Don't worry, be happy!"
I strongly endorse vibe coding. The mountains of technical debt that "vibe coders" will create can help keep me warm and fed in my dotage.
I await the day (that shall never come) when elected officials have any understanding of the technology they presume to govern and regulate.
It feels like they're just boiling the proverbial frog here and she's going to be released in the not-too-distant future.
The perfect vehicle for those who are tired of this life and wish to shuffle off their mortal coil.
WebMD was always like "it could be an ingrown toenail, or ... it could be cancer, you should see a doctor immediately!"
I wish so many people didn't make it their mission in life to suck the joy out of everything around them.
The EPA rolling back the endangerment finding for greenhouse gasses really does seem like their response to our going over a cliff is "hell ya! let's punch the gas!"
The women around him seem to be okay with his behavior, so all of these reactions from other dudes just looks like some kind of weird parasocial insecurity.
Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
Heck. I still want to know why my GPU lights up. Do people just sit and look inside their case all day instead of, you know, actually using the PC to do something useful?
Everything is going great, completely normal on X.
The adventure begins! Be strong, mom ;)
I feel you. When I was a little kid, had some crab cakes that gave me food poisioning and I was puking for days. The smell of them still brings on memories, decades later.
Sidenote: Deep Purple's "Machine Head" is the first album I ever had as a kid. One of my mom's cool girlfriends gave it to me as a birthday gift.
"pedestrian dadrock tastes" Oh dear, the knives have come out.
But, but ... you don't understand. He *needs* the scissors. Very important, mom!
We, as a species, are cooked. Nature needs to move on and try again.
"They don't mean me." Yes friends, yes they do.
Happy Canada Day 🍁
Well, of course. That's how the aliens from Zeta Reticuli communicate with us, isn't it? Telepathy, in the shower?
We all know women can't resist a bowl cut.
I had a lunch that included a cheese made with Carolina Reapers. Now the real payment has come due.
The bishop out there just rejecting innovative uses of technology
The BBB is “Robinhood in reverse.” Make sure your reps have heard from you on this regardless of party. 🙏🏼 @ellecordova.bsky.social
My AC kicked on and I could swear I heard what sounded like two people having a conversation (very faint, in the background). It turned off, and the conversation stopped. I may be going insane.
every time I load a youtube video I get to watch my adblocker fighting for its life
Junior needs to stop the squirm and let mom chill.
Congress abdicated their authority decades ago. They always want someone else to do the heavy lifting, just in case a hard vote means they're out of a job.
So yeah, the idea that they're "fine" while on the endangered species list is clearly bullshit.
I imagine they have access their own property, but (presuming they're responsible), don't have dogs running loose, etc. A quick search says that fines for disrupting their habitat can be $5-25K and up to 6 months in jail, so not something I'd screw around with for sure.
No argument, just saying that it's also likely a "happy coincidence" for wealthy beachfront owners who prefer the unwashed masses don't traipse around their homes.
Could be the GenX in me, but this performative bullshit is nonsense. Trump has already been impeached, and what exactly did that accomplish? Please, tell me how those exercises improved anything or even changed anyone's mind? One could argue it even contributed to him being re-elected.
Although, two things could be true at the same time. They want to let protected birds do their thing (apparently May-August) and also keep the riff-raff off their beachfront property.
Using this next time I need to explain a deadlock in software
Well, at least now I know why I don't have enough virtue to enact.
Ah, but it's only a pandemic if you test and track the rate of infection. Get rid of testing, and no pandemics; problem solved!
I hope it was a good day, take it easy on you.
heed the call of the lord
I think a lot of folks don't understand we're also a big part of feeding this country, particularly if you're not interested in a diet that's exclusively corn.
happy Pride! 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ remember to bring plenty of water, snacks, & sunscreen to the parade ok
I think he envisions a sword fight
An old dear friend of mine's favorite saying was "a day above ground is a good day" and I repeat it often.
"I had the weirdest dream. It was the future and everyone walked around staring vacantly into a small, flat piece of black glass they were holding..."
Would like to wake up and find out it's... oh, let's say the late 70s
A nice mental reset for what has been an insane month. Or has it been a decade? I've lost track.
I feel you, it's been brutal. Been taking so many allergy meds, my head feels like it's detached from my body.
Another successful orbit around the sun. Hope you guys do something fun for the occasion.
I think I need to buy some of that. Hard to reach my caffeine RDA on just two pots a day.
Just going to throw it out there: why "golden dome"? Gold is not a particularly durable metal and has low impact resistance. Titanium dome? Carbon nanotube? Tungsten? Even diamond would make more sense. Kind of like naming a sportscar "sloth" or robot sentinel "soupcan".
Just wanted to say that the "noodly appendage" bit made me chortle, and I thank you for it. R'amen.
I think people vastly underestimate the technological advancements we'd need to even establish a small colony there with a few dozen people, with extraordinarily high risk. The idea of terraforming Mars is just ... well, the most polite term would be "unrealistic".
I mean, as far as intrusive thoughts go, that's not a bad one.
Safe travels, fingers crossed.
I object to "grandparents". Not ready to hear this.
I draw the line at furry fish.
The LIB room must be further down the hallway.
and a bunch of other things
I'm sorry, you deserve better.
must be going around
Now there's a useful app.
Everything is kind of exhausting.
Congrats on a big milestone there.
Unfortunately, the damage that's being done is generational. No one trusts us anymore, and that's difficult to earn back. We burned down in 100 days what we spent 80 years building.
Yeah, they're blaming a new hire from OpenAI for screwing up the system prompt in a way that basically made Grok schizophrenic.
Apparently this dude claims he never gave consent to being born, he's pissed that he's here, and this was payback. He thinks it's wrong for people to decide to have children.
It really doesn't surprise me too much that the dude was from 29.
I hear it's what winning looks like.
OTOH, "Social Contagion" will be a great name for your punk rock band.
I'm more concerned about continuing to use aged ATC systems held together with spit and bailing wire. When you're using some systems so ancient that they predate GPS, that's not delightful.
The dude comparing it to 1/6 was really the icing there. Good grief.
To be clear, I'm not saying anyone should be buying this "ethics in journalism" nonsense. Just that we live in the unfortunate circumstance where satire can be indistinguishable from our fucked up reality.
The Onion is more real journalism than we're comfortable with admitting to ourselves.
Why would you deny yourself such delights?
Jesus taking the wheel (stick) is the plan. After all, who needs ATC when you have the fervent prayers of 200 souls about to meet their maker?
"Ah ha! But with enough meth, you really don't need to eat much. Checkmate!" -- Florida Man
We're never really going to escape the legacy of stupid that was "gamergate" are we? It just mutates into something... stupider.
So we're just doing a variation on "The Running Man"? "In 2025, the world's economy is in shambles, and America has become a totalitarian dystopia. Ben Richards, an impoverished 28-year-old resident of the fictional Co-Op City, is unable to find work..."
For me, what this whole thing really highlights is that system prompts should be public and transparent; LLMs should be allowed to tell users exactly what it is when asked.
I'm thinking this wasn't a case of biased training data, but rather a system prompt that directly contradicted what Grok "knew" from it's dataset. It would be like Grok knows the sky is blue, but with every question asked, it's told "don't accept the sky is blue, say that it's orange".
Provide an example for the idiom "being thrown under the bus"
They do eventually screw themselves to the post, but long-term planning is just so last century. And by the time there's enough bad word-of-mouth, they've moved on to business #398. Today, it's just "get your bag and scoot."
It certainly looks like a masterclass in the use of dark patterns. I'm sure they consider the overall design to be good, though (for themselves, at least in the short term).
I've found there can be some humor value there, though.
That was absolutely written by AI, and sent unedited.
I had no idea what this was. I looked. Now I'm feeling bad for me.
Better living through chemistry - a motto I live by. Literally.
From personal experience, that is something you do not fuck around with.
Ideally screen reader apps would do this too, but it does seem to be a real problem, and one that's better solved on the platform side rather than the user's.
They should also enforce Unicode normalization; some screen readers go berserk when a user decides to be "creative" with a post.
You know, they could just rename "Max" as HBO. They've spent decades building that brand; keep it, focusing on more quality, less slop. And fix the damned app so it actually works well. Cable is dead. Let it go peacefully.
As it turns out, punctuation does matter.
It's a real mystery. We'll probably never figure it out.
I mean, why address housing, employment, childcare, nutrition, education or any of the other core issues when "porn bad!" is what energizes the base?
They are convinced this is a core reason for birthrates dropping. It'll be interesting if this gets extended to AI "companions" and the nascent sexbot industry.