Nope, been super chill with nothing notable happening.
I hated Elon way before it was cool!
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Nope, been super chill with nothing notable happening.
Not even his granddaughter that he definitely wants to rape?
Vance doesn’t have the Epstein tapes to blackmail the entire Republican Party with.
I’ll save that for my therapist, thank you very much.
Imagine giving a single fuck if a shitty chain restaurant changed their logo.
Bill Simmons doesn’t have a single person in his life to say to him, “Hey man, Change your clothes.”? Is he in his 35th year of college?
Hope he continues the success he’s had in the minors.
I mean what do you expect? He’s not a deep thinker.
Or, as the CEO who has a fiduciary duty to the shareholders, he put his ego aside and gave an enormous clown a shiny trinket which saved the company and his shareholders billions in losses.
Maybe Canada needs to burn it down again.
Find and beat the shit out of all the parents, make the kids watch. It’s fucking time to restore justice to mother fuckers.
Find anyone that does this shit and make their lives miserable. Message their employer, their family members employers, their kids schools, they want attention let’s make sure they get it. FAFO.
Man, if only there was like a second amendment or something.
Your friendly reminder as President Amber Alert moves his sex-trafficking bestie to a cushier prison in exchange for keeping his name out of her testimony
Why the fuck is CNN giving that human waste pile with a wife who kills people with boats airtime?
The dude with porn tracking apps might have skeletons in his closet, shocking.
Obama & Hunter Biden’s laptop are going to be on the list by the time it comes out.
Kudos to the South Park guys for making a cool $1.5B off of the Trump cucks at Paramount before going out in a blaze of little-dicked glory
Remember the time his wife crashed their boat resulting in the needless loss of life? That was moronic as well.
We need someone with dirt on him to come out. Anyone with a porn tracking app has skeletons in their closet for sure.
Who cares, call his bluff. This man would fucking crumble if he wasn’t talked about non stop. Let him remove whoever he wants it’s all a bluff, he wants as much coverage as possible. Imagine if all reporters showed solidarity and they just all didn’t show up. He’d die.
Holy shit this would be wild.
Be way funnier if they switched from rocks to spike strips.
Breaking news, hot place doesn’t get much rain. Invest in desalination infrastructure.
They probably told him he would just do a bit of jail time and he would get paid handsomely. But you don’t have to pay if you kill him!
Yeah but if they acted on those tips than Trump wouldn’t have been able to fake his assassination attempt.
She’s playing much better than she was. Which makes you question was she just trying to stat pad and get into the record books? EVERYTHING she does is for fame / money, so getting in the record books helps monetize her brand. She definitely knows how to keep the spotlight on her, good or bad.
Dear people throwing rocks at ICE vehicles. Spike strips would probably be way more fun!
Donald Trump is in the Epstein files. And he’s a CHILD* rapist. Sue me. *Fixed it for you.
That fucking nazi doesn’t even know how to properly fold a flag. Fucking loser.
Maybe government evidence. But trump has the tapes from Epstein’s houses. It’s why he was so crazed about the FBI raid, he was worried they would find the drives. Blackmail is how he’s gotten this far…
Exactly, or declare Martial law. He “truthed” about the ice agents having rocks thrown at them so I’m sure the next step is Martial law.
One of two things will happen by next week. He will have a heart attack, or he will do something massively insane to take the spotlight off Epstein.
Is this the dumbest administration ever? Yes of course it is. They have denied the existence of the Epstein files and the base went rabid. Now they either let them be rabid or prove themselves to be liars and release something. Is the MAGA base smart enough to see this?
He’s absolutely fucking terrified that his legacy will be that of an exposed pedophile. There’s no way someone who has lived such an unhealthy life will be able to get through the fear and exhaustion that will come from this. His heart is dangerously close to its last beat.
He is the list.
Oh boy, discovery should be fun!
@rosie.com should release a statement saying that’s he is trying to distract from the fact he’s all over the Epstein files. In fact she should say that he’s mentioned so much it’s the only reason it’s not released. Obviously he could sue for slander, but discovery would be a hoot!
No need for name calling dude. Just be helpful without also needing to belittle.
Don’t worry, as soon as a lawmakers child gets taken by a fake ice agent they will change the laws. It won’t be long that they no longer sleep comfortably once MAGA realizes they’ve been played. This Epstein stuff has accelerated it. The pitchforks always end up pointing back to the bad guys.
Share screenshots and not links to Twitter please. Fuck that place.
One might say that MechaHitler is fElon’s reich hand man!
The Epstein list is his Kryptonite.
Chef’s kiss!
Ain’t no way he’s hiding his diaper and catheter in that suit!
They need to reach the MAGA people who (with help of this Epstein shit) are just now realizing it’s all been a con. Get some big names to be the ones to talk to the lost souls and not Taylor Swift, they already have that crowd, no need to woo them.
Imagine that being the straw that broke the camels back. She was totes cool with everything up to this point.
Elon should throw some money her way and get the deets.
Everyone is so afraid of losing access to him. But that won’t fucking ever happen, the dude thrives on attention, he’s not going to purposefully remove said attention.
That’s where he will get his spray tans.
Drill baby drill!!!! Climate change is a hoax right?!
So who’s going to be the first republican lawmaker to be Luigi’d?
Can’t wait for MTG to vote yes and then say she didn’t read the bill once it’s over.
If only there were a second amendment that could be used.
I mean he’s a failed entertainment lawyer. We shouldn’t have the bar for intelligence set too high for this one.
I’d rather get a catheter put in with no drugs.
Those eyes have seen a lot… of Fox News.
Fox News created this monster.
You rarely see her without heels. Crazy how short she looks out of them.
It’s just a nazi dog whistle letting them all know he’s still team white supremacy. The two eights…
Remember when she said she’d rather be hot than smart because you could fake being smart…
The girls are fighting! It’s gonna get so good.
It can’t even work without Canadian land so he might want to chill with the demands.
Remember, she can fake being smart!
A win! A federal judge today blocked Trump’s executive order to dismantle the Department of Education and ordered the reinstatement of thousands of fired employees, a major setback for his plans. Thank you, Judge Myong J. Joun of the U.S. District Court in Massachusetts.
This is like mowing your lawn and then saying you won’t be mowing anymore unless you see the need for it in the future. Of course he’s not spending right now, his guy is in. Until that’s under threat he won’t be spending again.
So what he’s saying is US boarder agents are fucking terrible? Sounds like a you problem not a Canada problem.
Be a real shame if some geese flew in front of his plane.
Well technically since he is omniscient, not only does he know what’s happening he actually caused it and knew it would happen before it did. But let’s not worry about semantics right?
Straight to El Salvador!
Not if cholesterol beats them to the punchline!
Well just remember, only one of them has immunity. The rest are just praying the game works and he’s king. Otherwise they’ll all be rotting in jail together.
Baron Trump should be top of the list.
You think a small penis parade is going to scare him? The entire world knows the USA has nukes, there’s nothing above that, so showing off a whole bunch of bombs and tanks doesn’t make anything more scary.
According to her, she’s the only reason the MET Gala is even popular.
Good god his Ozempic Face is next level.
Context?
Next they will see if creatine works.
Just a bunch of s of proclaimed Christian’s being blasphemous, no biggie. #TaxTheChurch
This needs to be the norm!
Here’s a live look in of how the call went with spineless Bezos.
So was Elon just using DOGE to dig up dirt on everyone so Trump can blackmail billionaires? Why would Bozos further bend the knee to bleed money? He’s either promised something or threatened.
electiontruthalliance.org
It’s already happened. I don’t know why everyone isn’t talking about this! electiontruthalliance.org
Except Canada hand counts and doesn’t have tabulation machines that are compromised.
Doesn’t he own a solar power company and a battery company?!
Exactly. The 2nd amendment isn’t inciting violence or murder. It’s reminding the government that you’re not going to just roll over.
“A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State” When you start losing constitutional rights you’re no longer in a free state. When they see a sea of protestors not much changes. When they have to look at a sea of well armed militia expressing their rights fear strikes.
Just a reminder that the 2nd amendment is still a thing…
Y’all need to start exercising your 2nd amendment rights!
Didn’t think I’d be sourcing porn from Gizmodo, but here we are.
Yet the stock rose 5% in aftermarket.
But I thought he was a free speech absolutist!!!
Straight to El Salvador!
So no one in congress has kids and grandkids that they want to live? It’s so bizarre to me why there’s absolutely no pushback.
Love how he crumples up the actual flag and then tosses it on a chair. They’re all fake patriots.
Why is this not all anyone is talking about?!
