🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪
@murderxbryan.bsky.social
Host of Guys, a podcast about guys https://sites.libsyn.com/458346 the PODKast and the Sunday night stream! CEO of guys Twitch.tv/MurderXBryan Patreon.com/GuysPodcast
created May 4, 2023
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
I just could not believe she was on the doc. I woulda never guessed it at the beginning because it is psycho to sit for an interview about the time you cyber stalked your daughter and her ex boyfriend
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s truly insane to watch
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)
I see that some people are saying that this post is a lie. I just want you doubting Thomas’s to know that I happen to work for the secret service
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s true, that’s him
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s called Unknown Number
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)
That Netflix doc about that lady that was cyber bullying her daughter has taken my family by storm. I cannot get over the reveal
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
I know this is 20 minutes but it’s such pure distilled dumb guy shit
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)
Truly funny that we only got dumber from here youtu.be/rGjEaRbQvpI?...
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)
Not sure what you are all talking about, I just saw this pic of the president from 20 minutes ago and he is looking very healthy
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m so curious about when he kicks it for obvious reasons but also because a few ex-presidents have died in my life time and people were generally complimentary about them no matter how evil. I do not think that’s gonna be the case with him
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
I remember it being horrible and throwing most of it away
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
He has that look of a guy who just woke up after a night with a 104 degree fever
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
They are toweling this guy off every 15 minutes
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)
What have I been up to? Ahh not much, just sweating for 72 hours straight, feeling good now though
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
It looks plausible but for some reason I can’t see him ever getting dental surgery
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a real hard time having fun in places specifically geared towards tourism. My brother and his family love that stuff I just can’t give myself over to it
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
I was there working so a lot was covered but I remember thinking “I’ll never be able to afford to come back”
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
Everything is like 50% more expensive than it is in Ohio, I remember getting a black cold brew that I usually pay $5 for and the guy saying “$9” and thinking “I see what’s going on here”
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
Mostly fashion. Everyone will own one
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s a new top secret design but believe me, you’re gonna want to have one
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
I actually never ate Whalburgers again because i remember the burger not being worth the absurd price we paid because it was on the strip
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)
When I think about going on tour I go back to one moment every time. Paying $150 for the 2 of us to eat at Whalburgers in Las Vegas
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. I get it. It’s more of a “how much do you need dude?” To me
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
My burger restaurant is called Queeburgers, inspired by the top quality “Whalburgers” brand
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I assume these ultra famous guys are just inundated with pitches all day every day and it’s hard to say “nahh. I don’t want money to take a picture holding some drink”
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
He seems like a nice enough guy but, dude, you made it, you’re rich, take a load off
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
List of new businesses I will start. 1. A cigarette brand 2. Gambling site mostly focused on pro wrestling 3. A new type of hat 4. Guys trading cards 5. Bumper sticker 6. Ghost kitchen that does pizza and cheeseburgers 7. Ultra caffeinated sports drink 8. T shirts 9. A line of kitchen gadgets
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)
I’m so inspired by the entrepreneurial nature of Seth Rogen that I’m gonna start 6 to 8 more businesses by the end of q4
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)
Talking to my good friend Chris about movies
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
If they just say “footwear” instead of “shoes” you could just pop on a toe ring
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
It really is insane. I get obsessive about metrics that could physical activity and I am compelled to meet an absurd number. Right now it is 1000 flights per week
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
I broke my record today
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)
I would give all of it to radical feminist causes.
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)
Sorry sir. I’m too busy watching American Idol
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)
Nothing makes a bald guy happier than making fun of someone’s hair
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
It was very large
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s the type of thing you have to do to keep yourself making bad decisions
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)
I had a large diarrhea today and I blamed it on grapes instead of the 5 frozen pretzels and Totinos cheese sauce I ate at 11:00 last night
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably got some poop in it
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)
All you have to do is sit in a busy wing stop and you will learn how bleak shit is.
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)
My daughter is older than the lady Rudy was with lol.
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahahahaha
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
Do not send me webstraunt links and stuff. I’ve been trying to buy them for 2 years
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m well past petitions here
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)
I would suck Otis Spunkmeyer off if he brought these back
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
Same here, I probably woulda noticed around $1000
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)
Honey, break out the champagne, I just sold one of my digital pops on Droppp.
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
I think he’s trying to get into a “gives talks at churches” hustle
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s something I’m trying to figure out. It has to do with the limited rare pops that you order online
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)
How could anyone scam a guy that is able to cut through the bullshit like Jim Bruer?
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
Part of me thinks that maybe I’m too late to do NFT guys but I also think that the longer I wait the weirder they will be
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
I used to have a really good relationship with my in laws and now I will not go to their house
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)
Finding out that the Funko guys are still buying NFTs has been wild
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
Now sign my petition to get the Funko corporation to recall the Skibidi Toilet pop because it is in poor taste
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
lol. Me too
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s tough and I know that these relationships are built on a shared history or whatever but your Trump parent is no different than any other Trump person. I would never tell someone to write off their family this is a personal decision. My way isn’t the only way
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolutely
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel like I sound super annoying so I’m gonna get back to looking at mad Funko guys
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
I think the ICE raids and anti-trans stuff is a hard line for me. In the world of these maga people their life is gonna get shittier and shittier and they will blame anyone else, they won’t see anything in a macro sense as a negative consequence of their actions, all we have is our relationships
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)
Shhh keep it down the adults are talking
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)
I’ve decided to move all of my Funko investments into popcorn buckets
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
The subreddit is very active but it’s mostly complaining.A lot of these guys probably moved on to popcorn buckets
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
My parents aren’t Trump people they just suck
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)
Crossing my fingers that I can find a video of Lars talking about his Funko Pop
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)
Maybe it’s because I have a bad relationship with most of my family but I don’t think I could be jovial in the room with someone who is rooting on Trump at this point. I hate them and see them as bad people
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
They seem like the most worthless things in the world to me and after mining their forums and subreddits I’m starting to feel like I was too mean to the action figures guys because at least they are posable
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)
I haven’t done a ton of what would be considered “geek culture” episodes and I think I’m sounding like a broken record after the years of hosting guys but, hey geeks, why so combative?
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
I saw them when I went to an amc movie theater recently
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
I fucking love playing audio on main episodes and I don’t get to do it nearly enough
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh that’s gonna happen for sure. Pretty much any type of collectors are on the big list
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s one of the things I’ve learned over the years of doing guys
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)
There is no collectors market that doesn’t think that all other collectors markets are marks and their collection is gonna be the one that’s worth something
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
Reading funko pop guys goofing on labubu is so good
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t even know what that is!
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
Some real sickos
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)
Highly requested episode is coming soon
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahahaha, that definitely tracks
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)
Smells like shit here
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)
I shouldn’t have to say that I wasn’t whacking my pud at a Korn concert. I’m a father in my 40s
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)
Chevelle has either a pro or anti AI song out depending on the Reddit post you read
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
I can’t believe how bad that Stern and Lars thing was
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump should do what Howard Stern did when everyone was saying his show was cancelled. A 67 minute interview with Lars Ulrich.
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)
I don’t celebrate anyone’s death* *until I know they are dead
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
I will definitely do model train guys someday
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)
Considering covering stick shift guys because I keep seeing guys in pro-stick shift t shirts in public
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)
Funny sources for the Greece facts at this Greek festival
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
By the way. I am a dumb guy. You’ll have to do better than that.
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
Where do these guys think the homeless go after they clear encampments?
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
He got me there
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)
Oh, sorry he’s just making the homeless move by having the police throw their shit away and he’s only against trans people under 25, that’s on me.
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)
🎶 talking bout farts and dreamin bout shittin’ never had a plan just a livin’ for the minute 🎶
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)
Thank you for putting this on bluesky where Donald Trump will see it
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)
If you put /s at the end of the post you might as well also put “by the way, I’m really mad about this”
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
This is why me and him will never get along
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)
So he’s anti trans and also he is criminalizing being homeless and also he’s buddies with Steve Bannon but also he’s on the left somehow?
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this sarcasm?
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)
We just released a shocktober with some of the best clips in years
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)
I guess you aren’t allowed to whack off to your favorite nu metal bands anymore
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
He lives in the suburbs of Chicago
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent
I probably will at some point