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@murderxbryan.bsky.social

Host of Guys, a podcast about guys https://sites.libsyn.com/458346 the PODKast and the Sunday night stream! CEO of guys Twitch.tv/MurderXBryan Patreon.com/GuysPodcast

created May 4, 2023

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Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

I just could not believe she was on the doc. I woulda never guessed it at the beginning because it is psycho to sit for an interview about the time you cyber stalked your daughter and her ex boyfriend

1/9/2025, 11:46:42 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s truly insane to watch

1/9/2025, 11:42:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)

I see that some people are saying that this post is a lie. I just want you doubting Thomas’s to know that I happen to work for the secret service

1/9/2025, 11:40:43 PM | 149 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s true, that’s him

1/9/2025, 11:38:50 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s called Unknown Number

1/9/2025, 11:23:44 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)

That Netflix doc about that lady that was cyber bullying her daughter has taken my family by storm. I cannot get over the reveal

1/9/2025, 11:19:47 PM | 66 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

I know this is 20 minutes but it’s such pure distilled dumb guy shit

1/9/2025, 5:48:22 PM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)

Truly funny that we only got dumber from here youtu.be/rGjEaRbQvpI?...

1/9/2025, 5:46:54 PM | 44 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)

Not sure what you are all talking about, I just saw this pic of the president from 20 minutes ago and he is looking very healthy

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1/9/2025, 5:21:49 PM | 364 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m so curious about when he kicks it for obvious reasons but also because a few ex-presidents have died in my life time and people were generally complimentary about them no matter how evil. I do not think that’s gonna be the case with him

1/9/2025, 5:04:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

I remember it being horrible and throwing most of it away

1/9/2025, 5:00:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

He has that look of a guy who just woke up after a night with a 104 degree fever

1/9/2025, 4:59:30 PM | 55 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

They are toweling this guy off every 15 minutes

1/9/2025, 4:56:01 PM | 93 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)

What have I been up to? Ahh not much, just sweating for 72 hours straight, feeling good now though

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1/9/2025, 4:52:35 PM | 206 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

It looks plausible but for some reason I can’t see him ever getting dental surgery

1/9/2025, 4:51:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

I have a real hard time having fun in places specifically geared towards tourism. My brother and his family love that stuff I just can’t give myself over to it

1/9/2025, 4:49:49 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

I was there working so a lot was covered but I remember thinking “I’ll never be able to afford to come back”

1/9/2025, 4:46:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

Everything is like 50% more expensive than it is in Ohio, I remember getting a black cold brew that I usually pay $5 for and the guy saying “$9” and thinking “I see what’s going on here”

1/9/2025, 4:45:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

Mostly fashion. Everyone will own one

1/9/2025, 4:42:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s a new top secret design but believe me, you’re gonna want to have one

1/9/2025, 4:41:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

I actually never ate Whalburgers again because i remember the burger not being worth the absurd price we paid because it was on the strip

1/9/2025, 4:39:01 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)

When I think about going on tour I go back to one moment every time. Paying $150 for the 2 of us to eat at Whalburgers in Las Vegas

1/9/2025, 4:36:13 PM | 96 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah. I get it. It’s more of a “how much do you need dude?” To me

1/9/2025, 4:34:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

My burger restaurant is called Queeburgers, inspired by the top quality “Whalburgers” brand

1/9/2025, 4:33:15 PM | 67 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, I assume these ultra famous guys are just inundated with pitches all day every day and it’s hard to say “nahh. I don’t want money to take a picture holding some drink”

1/9/2025, 4:31:27 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

He seems like a nice enough guy but, dude, you made it, you’re rich, take a load off

1/9/2025, 4:29:52 PM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

List of new businesses I will start. 1. A cigarette brand 2. Gambling site mostly focused on pro wrestling 3. A new type of hat 4. Guys trading cards 5. Bumper sticker 6. Ghost kitchen that does pizza and cheeseburgers 7. Ultra caffeinated sports drink 8. T shirts 9. A line of kitchen gadgets

1/9/2025, 4:26:18 PM | 103 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)

I’m so inspired by the entrepreneurial nature of Seth Rogen that I’m gonna start 6 to 8 more businesses by the end of q4

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1/9/2025, 4:21:23 PM | 134 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)

Talking to my good friend Chris about movies

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1/9/2025, 4:09:34 PM | 104 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

If they just say “footwear” instead of “shoes” you could just pop on a toe ring

1/9/2025, 3:38:46 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

It really is insane. I get obsessive about metrics that could physical activity and I am compelled to meet an absurd number. Right now it is 1000 flights per week

1/9/2025, 3:21:26 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

I broke my record today

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1/9/2025, 2:27:21 AM | 232 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)

I would give all of it to radical feminist causes.

1/9/2025, 2:26:04 AM | 241 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)

Sorry sir. I’m too busy watching American Idol

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31/8/2025, 11:38:08 PM | 175 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)

Nothing makes a bald guy happier than making fun of someone’s hair

31/8/2025, 11:36:12 PM | 75 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

It was very large

31/8/2025, 10:44:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s the type of thing you have to do to keep yourself making bad decisions

31/8/2025, 10:38:14 PM | 93 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)

I had a large diarrhea today and I blamed it on grapes instead of the 5 frozen pretzels and Totinos cheese sauce I ate at 11:00 last night

31/8/2025, 10:36:45 PM | 306 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably got some poop in it

31/8/2025, 10:35:32 PM | 36 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)

All you have to do is sit in a busy wing stop and you will learn how bleak shit is.

31/8/2025, 10:35:12 PM | 115 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)

My daughter is older than the lady Rudy was with lol.

31/8/2025, 10:33:27 PM | 110 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

Hahahahaha

31/8/2025, 9:40:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

Do not send me webstraunt links and stuff. I’ve been trying to buy them for 2 years

31/8/2025, 9:28:25 PM | 27 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m well past petitions here

31/8/2025, 9:27:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)

I would suck Otis Spunkmeyer off if he brought these back

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31/8/2025, 9:26:05 PM | 125 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

Same here, I probably woulda noticed around $1000

31/8/2025, 6:11:33 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)

Honey, break out the champagne, I just sold one of my digital pops on Droppp.

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31/8/2025, 6:10:50 PM | 102 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

I think he’s trying to get into a “gives talks at churches” hustle

31/8/2025, 6:07:28 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s something I’m trying to figure out. It has to do with the limited rare pops that you order online

31/8/2025, 6:06:14 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)

How could anyone scam a guy that is able to cut through the bullshit like Jim Bruer?

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31/8/2025, 6:04:22 PM | 144 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

Part of me thinks that maybe I’m too late to do NFT guys but I also think that the longer I wait the weirder they will be

31/8/2025, 5:59:52 PM | 98 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

I used to have a really good relationship with my in laws and now I will not go to their house

31/8/2025, 5:58:50 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)

Finding out that the Funko guys are still buying NFTs has been wild

31/8/2025, 5:57:23 PM | 212 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

Now sign my petition to get the Funko corporation to recall the Skibidi Toilet pop because it is in poor taste

31/8/2025, 5:55:24 PM | 68 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

lol. Me too

31/8/2025, 5:51:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s tough and I know that these relationships are built on a shared history or whatever but your Trump parent is no different than any other Trump person. I would never tell someone to write off their family this is a personal decision. My way isn’t the only way

31/8/2025, 5:51:19 PM | 70 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

Absolutely

31/8/2025, 5:48:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel like I sound super annoying so I’m gonna get back to looking at mad Funko guys

31/8/2025, 5:47:42 PM | 49 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

I think the ICE raids and anti-trans stuff is a hard line for me. In the world of these maga people their life is gonna get shittier and shittier and they will blame anyone else, they won’t see anything in a macro sense as a negative consequence of their actions, all we have is our relationships

31/8/2025, 5:47:11 PM | 177 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)

Shhh keep it down the adults are talking

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31/8/2025, 5:43:53 PM | 57 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)

I’ve decided to move all of my Funko investments into popcorn buckets

31/8/2025, 5:28:24 PM | 79 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

The subreddit is very active but it’s mostly complaining.A lot of these guys probably moved on to popcorn buckets

31/8/2025, 5:27:33 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

My parents aren’t Trump people they just suck

31/8/2025, 5:26:33 PM | 78 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)

Crossing my fingers that I can find a video of Lars talking about his Funko Pop

31/8/2025, 5:24:50 PM | 62 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)

Maybe it’s because I have a bad relationship with most of my family but I don’t think I could be jovial in the room with someone who is rooting on Trump at this point. I hate them and see them as bad people

31/8/2025, 5:23:43 PM | 476 21 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

They seem like the most worthless things in the world to me and after mining their forums and subreddits I’m starting to feel like I was too mean to the action figures guys because at least they are posable

31/8/2025, 5:16:28 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)

I haven’t done a ton of what would be considered “geek culture” episodes and I think I’m sounding like a broken record after the years of hosting guys but, hey geeks, why so combative?

31/8/2025, 5:14:26 PM | 62 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

I saw them when I went to an amc movie theater recently

31/8/2025, 5:13:02 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

I fucking love playing audio on main episodes and I don’t get to do it nearly enough

31/8/2025, 5:11:18 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh that’s gonna happen for sure. Pretty much any type of collectors are on the big list

31/8/2025, 5:10:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s one of the things I’ve learned over the years of doing guys

31/8/2025, 4:58:00 PM | 40 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)

There is no collectors market that doesn’t think that all other collectors markets are marks and their collection is gonna be the one that’s worth something

31/8/2025, 4:56:14 PM | 142 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

Reading funko pop guys goofing on labubu is so good

31/8/2025, 4:54:00 PM | 113 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t even know what that is!

31/8/2025, 4:52:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

Some real sickos

31/8/2025, 4:22:58 PM | 121 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)

Highly requested episode is coming soon

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31/8/2025, 4:22:27 PM | 375 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

Hahahaha, that definitely tracks

30/8/2025, 5:18:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)

Smells like shit here

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30/8/2025, 5:17:13 PM | 116 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)

I shouldn’t have to say that I wasn’t whacking my pud at a Korn concert. I’m a father in my 40s

30/8/2025, 4:44:56 PM | 215 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)

Chevelle has either a pro or anti AI song out depending on the Reddit post you read

30/8/2025, 4:14:22 PM | 42 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

I can’t believe how bad that Stern and Lars thing was

30/8/2025, 3:57:52 PM | 45 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump should do what Howard Stern did when everyone was saying his show was cancelled. A 67 minute interview with Lars Ulrich.

30/8/2025, 3:43:54 PM | 219 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)

I don’t celebrate anyone’s death* *until I know they are dead

30/8/2025, 3:41:36 PM | 504 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

I will definitely do model train guys someday

30/8/2025, 1:10:55 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)

Considering covering stick shift guys because I keep seeing guys in pro-stick shift t shirts in public

30/8/2025, 1:00:37 AM | 168 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)

Funny sources for the Greece facts at this Greek festival

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30/8/2025, 12:50:50 AM | 113 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

By the way. I am a dumb guy. You’ll have to do better than that.

30/8/2025, 12:36:37 AM | 164 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

Where do these guys think the homeless go after they clear encampments?

30/8/2025, 12:33:18 AM | 290 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

He got me there

30/8/2025, 12:29:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)

Oh, sorry he’s just making the homeless move by having the police throw their shit away and he’s only against trans people under 25, that’s on me.

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30/8/2025, 12:17:18 AM | 790 65 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)

🎶 talking bout farts and dreamin bout shittin’ never had a plan just a livin’ for the minute 🎶

29/8/2025, 10:07:00 PM | 79 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)

Thank you for putting this on bluesky where Donald Trump will see it

29/8/2025, 9:52:38 PM | 395 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)

If you put /s at the end of the post you might as well also put “by the way, I’m really mad about this”

29/8/2025, 9:50:36 PM | 54 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

This is why me and him will never get along

29/8/2025, 9:49:17 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)

So he’s anti trans and also he is criminalizing being homeless and also he’s buddies with Steve Bannon but also he’s on the left somehow?

29/8/2025, 9:48:56 PM | 332 41 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this sarcasm?

29/8/2025, 9:40:36 PM | 55 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)

We just released a shocktober with some of the best clips in years

29/8/2025, 7:14:38 PM | 55 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social)

I guess you aren’t allowed to whack off to your favorite nu metal bands anymore

29/8/2025, 7:08:39 PM | 152 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

He lives in the suburbs of Chicago

29/8/2025, 5:09:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reply parent

I probably will at some point

29/8/2025, 5:07:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view