One would not be sad.
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One would not be sad.
I think we also need to acknowledge the little girl's role in the escalation of neighborhood tensions.
I think we also need to acknowledge the little girl's role in the escalation of neighborhood tensions.
I already bought a ball room with the money, ok?! It's gone, we can't give it back!
If they won't give him the peace prize, he'll just grab the war prize instead.
If you think of raking as combing the grass, it starts to feel even more pointless.
False alarm as the smell was initially identified as decomposition.
The Trump-was-right crowd would have to add irony to their stages of grief.
No self-reflection on what it means to be such a giant asshole that you stand out in Manhattan.
As he walks through airports he is examining other people's children at the mitochondrial level. Most western cultures have an implied 2 foot bubble of privacy that should be respected.
Well if he explains his feelings like that then they have to stop.
How big a gal are ya?
But if they had it to do all over again, they wouldn't change a thing.
He's gotta get that glandular issue under control before he does any traveling.
Your penance will be 10 hail Marys and 1 simulated Jesus fellatio on a public train.
And Cassidy only supported him because he thought Tillis did. Oh what a silly misunderstanding.
I don't think they considered the parallell investment in shelving and closets needed here. Someone's gonna trip on one of those things and hurt themself.
His being bad at math is also a problem, though.
That's exactly what a brain worm would say.
I can't see Florida looking any more kindly on uncontrolled public flatulence.
Slash. A cameo in The Dead Pool in 1988. Fast foward to 2025 and he's Executive Producer. The American dream on full display. I'm in.
I can't stress this enough, folks. This is reason number one why you always use the latex masks.
Trick question. If there were, they wouldn't be republican.
Epstein had some issues with his hands, too.
Incontinence.
This is why I exercise.
My number one goal for old age: don't become the old guy who looks like he's always chewing on something.
On the negative side, they're going through life thinking Nelson Mandela was the other guy in Wham!
Well, it is where they go before and after church.
Slavery will be moved to the "Meh" section until the "Shit Happens" wing is ready.
Who's gonna roll the dice and be our Peter Parker of the shrimp?
He's asked for his license plate when he mails in his absentee ballot?
That would be a high level of wardrobe coordination to get everyone wearing red (not just the cap), but yeah worth giving a shot.
you have a stroke while wearing a red tie.
Also sold in a 90 degree version!!
I think they only have the one carpet so it would be hard to keep it fair unless they all take the same plane.
The analogy was more accurate than I realized. Thought that was a photo of a Hannity for a second, but then realized the Hannity is more of a chalkish hue, especially around the anus.
Now's the time to move on Columbus! Assemble your muskets, lads!
I do.
Like the sea cucumber which can eject its internal organs in order to confuse predators, the North American Hannity can shed its integrity if it gets in the way of money flow. Unlike the sea cucumber, however, the Hannity is incapable of regenerating its integrity.
FDDA spells covfefe!
Understood! Failing that, I might know where to get some almost-free CO2.
Careful! If those two come into contact with each other, they will form sasquatch.
Ok. I don't want to be the reason you don't get the grant money.
This, in addition to the jolly morning routine of stepping on the scale and then dashing off to the phone to see the result.
I'd be curious to know what Trump thinks "friend" means. Would a telemarketer be considered a friend?
I propose a study where we put him in any old room, box his testicles, and then study his eyebrow movement.
He had no choice! Not profiting wasn't an option!!
That this was given as the catalyst for the DC takeover means any ol' premise was going to do. So no need to go through the bother of staging something. If Big Ballz hadn't gotten beat, someone would have eventually walked on a red light or smeared a booger on city property anyway.
Hasbro and Mattel have been overlooked and underrepresented in our museums for far too long!
The new version of the wall continues on to Florida to protect it from hurricanes.
I think they're mostly just making sure kids know how to work the Snapchat filters.
A wheelie is a secret advanced maneuver only practiced by members of Tren de Aragua. He's right to be nervous.
So Trump got custody of Big Balls after the divorce?
Do you really want him in charge if he's as clumsy on the job as he's about to be near an open window?
Not so non-sensical. Computers are mainly powered by ghosts.
How about a full-on land swap where Russia and Ukraine swap countries?
I'll play those odds!
Zombie George Washington does not want to know what a vaccine is unless it has brains to eat.
Living the vagina-free dream.
The abortion ban really paying dividends on population growth in record time!
Ouch!!
That's all well and good, but when are owls going to return the favor and spend a thought on me?!
I understand they all signed waivers and the age of consent on Epstein Island was strikingly low.
Horse's mouth and whatnot
Slicing the jalapeno releases the jalapeno ghost inside which then flies into your pores and bloodstream, eventually arriving in your eyes.
If we get rid of all the Labubus and gays, there won't be any more hurricanes!
This is how I met my wife!
Anybody can make an innocent mistake regarding math or pedophilia.
Now the GOP must find a way to argue that drug patients are being paid exorbitant amounts of money to receive their prescribed drugs.
Much like questioning the existence of god, you're allowed one adolescent tantrum and then you best get back in line.
He also turns on the closet light before he gets in bed.
She did take a free online course in Google, though.
If any of these men have already bred, natural selection will not help us here.
Not to worry - it will be balanced out by Europeans buying fewer American goods. Win - win!
So careless with their banana peels in Russia. I would recommend he wear cleats.
They mate with each other which only exacerbates the problem.
Well, I don't know. How ugly are they?
Should be time to say those words before the taser hits.
This is just using the option to spell in the creole maga dialect.
Did everything work out?
That's not fair. We need a bigger sample size.
I bet the whole family is named Wess.
There was a spread of names that were likely to be on that list, and Wess was near the top of said list.
"If they see a sample station at the supermarket handing out free pepper jack, they're gonna pay for that cheese goddammit!"
The second sentence is true anyways.
This new party would be a racist but fiscally conservative party.
It's like Pee-Wee escaping with his bike!
He's sponsored by Sensodyne Repair and ZEISS progressive lenses.
You ARE an influencer. An influencer of my heart.
They just keep it in a box?!?!
He's lucky he's got looks.
They're all so clumsy, it's crazy!
As long as you can admit your mistakes and have them killed.
