Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
You can say what you want, Devers is the first Giant to hit 30 HR in a season since Bonds.
Giants 49ers Warriors. Father, Liberal, Video Gamer. Star Wars before Star Trek but it’s very close.
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You can say what you want, Devers is the first Giant to hit 30 HR in a season since Bonds.
Politico (@politico.com) reposted
California lawmakers reach an agreement with Uber and Lyft that will open the door for app-based drivers to form unions. This is a victory for organized labor that could lay the groundwork for similar efforts in other states.
Steven Leandres (@sleandres.bsky.social) reposted
I’m bumping this one more time. I’d be happy if someone was able to use these.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine signing a guy who hit like that at his age. His contract seems like a steal to me.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
Buster doing things like his job doesn’t depend on winning this year, just what’s best for the orgs health. I’m happy. This year wasn’t going anywhere.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
Dune Awakening does so many things good. Buy nobody, I mean nobody says I want to spend 20% of my game time managing inventory. If you can make fabricators pull from any box, and cisterns have 1 central water tank, then make 1 omni box and each build box just adds to the space. Cmon.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
I almost said something snarky in the 8th inning... lol.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social) reply parent
I was waiting for the 4th Reagan to be Ray-Gunn.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social) reply parent
First of all that awesome. Second of all holy cal you dodged a nasty bullet. Friend had a chrome book battery fire in her classroom that she stayed in the room for 5 minutes , and he lungs were never the same. Battery fires are nasty.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
How soon till Macho Man by the Village People gets turned into Taco Man?
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
Meaty supreme all the way.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social) reply parent
That 2012 team’s lineup was pretty good. Not 1000 runs a years good but it had hitters up and down.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social) reply parent
12 year old me approves. Both a great, hope you enjoy. Happy Birthday!
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
Did you all know this? Wilmer Flores, Brother of... Wilmer Flores???!?!
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
Podz could really stand to get hot.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m watching. But what it comes down to, to really be the dictator he wants he would need to do things that would tank the Dow. And he doesn’t have that power, never will. If he does it’s not really “safe” anywhere tbh. Better staying and fighting.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
This offense is just lazy. No energy
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social) reply parent
I sympathize the feeling.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
Game pass has no PC trial, or I already used it or something. $12 for a month is cheaper than $50 for a game I’ll likely play 3 days max anyways.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
Oblivion on game pass. Time for a trial? I’m usually not into $50 games at launch.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social) reply parent
I turned on the game 5-13 rockets and it was pretty good after that.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
It’s obvious to me that Green Day fulfilled the promise that Nirvana was supposed to, the voice of our generation.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social) reply parent
Depends on the games score, I might trip on first if we were up 5.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
Never saw Green Day live before. Billy Joe Armstrong can fucking shred.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
Green Day is going off. Loving streaming Coachella. And if anyone heard previous posts, they fixed that bass drum.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
Fix the damn bass drum mix Coachella!
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
Someone please fix that mic on the drummer. I feel like the bass drum is clicking.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
La Phil Harmonic and LL Cool J together at Coachella was pretty amazing. Amazing before LL too.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
It's cheeky Wordle is a 6 letter word.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
I like a fake squeeze hack here
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
500 foot double
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
Russia and Belarus not included in the sanctions. lol incredible.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
The Buster Posey era is real.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
Wish I saw more Joker\Elon Burning Money memes.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
4-1 and 1.5 games behind. lol
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
I remember when this park has a flagpole in play.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social) reply parent
Imo the return of Wilmer is enough for me tbh. I also enjoy 11 pitch at bats that end in opo HR too.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
SO to Herdez salsa. It says mild but it’s definitely a gringo hot. That slow burn so good.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
How cursed is it to be 2-1 to start the season… and down 2 games.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social) reply parent
Winning game 1 gives 2 days of good vibes? That’s the best half full I got. I want to see another game. Thankful I get at least 161 more with this team.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn’t watch the whole game but Ramos 11 pitch HR AB was pretty epic. That dude had nasty stuff and was dealing.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social) reply parent
Bernie and AOC just had a rally with 34,000 at it. The media is owned by people who want you to know only some things.
RL Miller (@rlmiller.bsky.social) reposted
it needs to be asked: did @schumer.senate.gov cave because he's starting a book tour Monday?
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
I didnt watch the game but winning by 26 with only getting 17 out of Curry and Butler is a nice sign.
The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social) reply parent
We cut Juice for this?!?!
Dave the Milleneeyore (@dhodgs.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
MLB Bluesky...we introduce to you...the AsHAT division
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social) reply parent
Is there another code? That doesn't work.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
Someone should ask Elon what it feels like to lose 15% of your net worth in a day. Or wait and ask next week?
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
We’ve had this bald eagle stream on our tv for like 24 hours. All day today and a lot of yesterday. It’s pretty awesome.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
I didn’t watch the game but Steph -16 when scoring 40 on 20 shots? What kinda no defense was being played tonight?
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
DEI SpaceX takes over Verizon awarded contract after Elon Musk pumps $$$ into head of FAA aka POTUS election for Trump. www.theverge.com/news/620777/...
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social) reply parent
Kobe would need 45 shots to score 52.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social) reply parent
My wife wants to smoke some cheese and deviled eggs for Easter. I should have asked her what process she was going to use……
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
I propose we change the calendar to 13 months. 28 days each. Jan 1 is on Monday each year. The extra day is new years. You can note it at 99-99-yr and everyone knows. Every month starts on a Sunday and. Feb 14 March 14, November 14, all on Saturday. Leap year? 2 new years days. Imagine.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social) reply parent
Will anyone think of the poor rich as fuck owners and their need for dividends?
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social) reply parent
Yea it’s silly. Someone asked him, he spoke, and the people who need clicks for money are farming the clicks. He’s only there because the game is in SF.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
I saw Kendrick Lamar’s SB performance. When he went on the steps, I thought of this video. youtu.be/xdbveL9qU58?...
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
Love the dagger
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
Wonder what Nick Write is going to say. Joe Montana never had a SB like this fyi.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
This KL v Drake feud feels like if Nickleback battled Nirvana.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
This Eagles team is dominating the line. I wish the Niners had O line and D line like this. Almost feels like the other players don’t matter doesn’t it?
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
Score now reflects the game
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
I’m fine with that PI, just call it every play, starting in the preseason
Dennis Koch (@dejayk.bsky.social) reposted
I’m a Federal Worker. Elon Musk’s Government Data Heist Is the Entire Ballgame. slate.com/news-and-pol...
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
For anyone looking for literally a couple of bucks. I've been using OnePulse to earn rewards. Use my code 5NHIJ9 to sign up and hook me up with a shiny Dollar if you like it. As you can see I’ve cashed out $40, about to Hit $60. Maybe $100 a year pace?
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social) reply parent
Just the sports talk machine trying to get paid one more day for entertainment . Doesn’t matter for a second.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social) reply parent
Yikes. That would be a disaster. On the other hand, baseball and their refusal of Salary cap is fucked anyways.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social) reply parent
Pat the Bat
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social) reply parent
Not good? I never felt the Giants were anywhere close to leaders in analytics. At least what they had on the field.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social) reply parent
As long as the Eagles don’t break his elbow in the first half, he will have more of a chance than Purdy had.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn’t see them cover Musks salute at all.
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Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social) reply parent
So if you are Bri'ish, which one(s) of these qualify for that?
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
Tesla has a pe ratio over 100. Likely going to lose a ton of sales. How long will that price be over 400, let alone 100? 25 P/E ratio on a stock dependent on so much capital investment is aggressive AF.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
Any alternatives to Spotify? They donated to Trump inauguration. So did Apple. Bezos is already in Trumps pocket, so Amazon music is out. Anyone have an alterative that my money doesn't funnel to the Nazis?
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social) reply parent
God imagine if we were the baddies in the Carrol Harbaugh war. Trolling Seahawks fans might be worth.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
Giants fan or not, vote to ban Twitter links on SFGiants Reddit www.reddit.com/r/SFGiants/s...
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
I deleted Twitter and Facebook off my phone. Didn’t delete the accounts. Will see how long I can go.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
Did we hit the over yet?
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
Lions Commanders is quite a wild ride.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social) reply parent
I need a good distraction. Tbh if he gets good coordinators he might be okay at it. For a bit at least.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
Who has it worse tonight, Bears fans or Cowboys fans?
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
Failed blitz hurt
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
This game
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
College OT rules > NFL
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
Niners about to draft this Texas kicker.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
I haven’t really cared in a while. But fuck the Lions and a hook and ladder bullshit. Stunt on these hoes.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social) reply parent
If you salary dump to a bad team, you won’t get blowback you “lost” a trade.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
This depleted 9ers team looks miserable and is shocking they won 6 games already.
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
Oof Purdy
Eric Jensen (@myemail21479.bsky.social)
My daughter turns 7 tomorrow. While filling up gas, we had a moment, making faces at each other from between the car window glass. I read her stories for bed tonight, gave her a big hug and told her how much I love her and being her father.