Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
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Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
There's a simple test. Put RFKJr in a room with 100 unlabeled kids. Have him sort the vaccinated from the unvaccinated based on vibes or whatever he's claiming, and see how he does. He should welcome this chance to prove he's right in a scientific way.
Did he come straight from the Ghosts Con where he was cosplaying Trevor?
Someone who assumed other people would assume that because it's just common sense.
Kennedy has an eternal flame. That guy should have one, too, except in a dumpster.
Maybe they'll carry two drones for this one!
They're nailing him to his perch.
Let’s say this again. Read this carefully, line-by-line, so you don’t forget. Gender affirming care is not harmful to patients. In fact, it’s actually shown to REDUCE rates of suicide in transgender people by up to 70%.
I've been saying this for a while, except having to report to a panel of young people who have read the book. "Yes, Mrs. Karen, we know what date rape is because it's happening to our friends. Why don't you want us to read about it and learn to deal with it?"
Not transness, not lack of security, not a need for bulletproof windows. It's the rapid and unbalanced spreading of hate and a false sense of entitlement. Let's figure out why some people are choosing parasocial connections instead of real community.
We don't take domestic violence and child abuse as seriously as we should, especially considering that it's one thing a majority of school shooters, family annihilators, and mass murderers have in common.
Scott Ritter (convicted pedophile) claims that the children kidnapped from Ukraine by Russia and forced into Russian homes were actually rescued from Ukrainian shelling and that Ukraine didn't want them. Everything involving Scott Ritter and children is reprehensible.
No.
Ken Paxton "will not back down from the virtues that built this country" and demands all Texas schools post "THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTERY". Paxton's wife is divorcing him because he committed adultery. Ken doesn't obey the Bible commandments any better than the Constitutional ones.
Whoa, I just thought of the greatest nicknames for POTUS and VPOTUS! Fat Man and Little Boy are perfect because a) I mean, look at them, and b) they, too, bring destruction that will keep hurting people for decades.
“I was r*ped sometimes 3 times a day on that island… and I was not the only girl on that island… Ghislaine must die in prison, because I’ve been in hell and back for the last 17 years.” Listen to the survivors.
If you’re a convicted felon and your character witness is your dear old friend, the convicted child sex trafficker and enabler of your other dear old friend, the most notorious raper of children in modern history, you’re definitely a total piece of shit.
Plea for fellow reporters: can we stop reflexively referring to everyone the feds randomly arrest as “undocumented” or “in the country illegally?” We frankly have no idea who they’re detaining or what their status is most of the time, and there are *many* reports of people with status being detained
Leave my Chocolate City alone!
Gosh, if we get into a gerrymandering competition between states, pretty soon we'll each be our own voting district. Wait...🧐 one person, one vote...I think that means something...? www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
Or a fancy cappuccino! I must need a snack. 😄
According to my BritBox, sleepy, quaint English villages are full of murder and skulduggery. Maybe he thinks Midsomer is real?
Well, he did join ICE, so maybe?
The President cannot commandeer any local law enforcement. The President does not run the Smithsonian. The monthly BLS jobs report is required by law. Release the Epstein files. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
People working in or visiting museums in DC: Please use your phones to record politically/racially/sexuality/gender sensitive exhibits before the Trump administration desecrates them with its white supremacist heteronormative propaganda. Because we will need to fix them when he’s gone to Hell.
Some sad trombones, slide whistles, bagpipes, kazoos.... We could get pretty close to enough.
good night stars good night moon good night senate office buildings good night squad cars full of goons
Remember the email Lady...
Somebody's gonna be busy adding asterisks to the history books when Trumpism collapses.
75 cups of flavorful broth! You're well stocked for the winter.
Why don’t we just hand Texas, Florida, or Oklahoma to Russia? We can call it a “territory swap” for goodwill. Americans can just leave and go somewhere else or live under Russian rule. Absurd, right? Stop suggesting people should just give up their home to an invader.
The comment section is a 💯.
Fight for teachers and education!
Multiple times this year I’ve had coffee with fellow immigrants who grew up in corrupt third world countries and the shared sentiment has been that Americans don’t understand how bad things are going to get.
Divight Ewennowser accomplished a lot in his 3 years and 9 days. Never grew hair, though.
Maybe a nice band of land around the Gulf of Mexico.
Time for alumni to withhold some charitable giving. Or tie it up with a nice, "designated funds" bow.
Watchdog Group Downgrades U.S. From Democracy To Whatever Political System Lobsters Have theonion.com/watchdo...
Maybe @colbertlateshow.bsky.social could do a special edition.
Gyatt?
It list them at the link. Don't start looking unless you have a lot of free time!
Oh, dear, I'm afraid this will become one of my obsessionist avocations. (There's two more done! ✔️)
it has been said over and over but it’s worth reiterating in the face of this horrifying decision: RFK is quite literally joining the war on cancer on the side of cancer
The weather dude on TV last night said it's going to be 99 degrees today. I'm demanding that he be fired and replace with another dude that will forecast a high of 82. Am I doing this right?
I'll just leave this here.
A group of global civil society organizations have placed the US on a watchlist for urgent concern over the health of its civic society, alongside Turkey, Serbia, El Salvador, Indonesia and Kenya.
Bye for now.
Trump: It looks like it’s about $3.1 billion Powell: I’m not aware of that. Trump: It just came out Powell: You just added in a third building Trump: It’s a building that’s being built Powell: It was built five years ago.
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Colbert seems to use religion as it is meant to be: a tool for self-improvement, a personal moral guide, and a way to connect with ancestors and descendants in a common belief system. I've never seen him use it as a cudgel. That's the kind of Christian I hope I am, too. @stephencolbert.bsky.social
A King Lear inspired ending is looking like a distinct possibility.
I anxiously await the triumphant return of a bigger and better Strike Force Five!
@meidastouch.com already invited him! With so many media options open to a guy with money and juice, @stephencolbert.bsky.social won't be silenced.
Hey, collector's issues of Penthouse and Hustler aren't cheap!
Actor Mandy Patinkin’s plea for Jews to consider how what Netanyahu’s Israeli government is doing to Gaza is not just harming Palestinians and killing kids — but also endangering Jews across the globe.
If your parents needed to use the phone, you had to get off the computer.
Yes, that famously hard-hitting journalist interviewer Lara Trump. 🙄
@deeretopher.bsky.social
Noem recently said "The federal government doesn't do the disaster relief, the states do." She doesn't know what the "F" stands for in FEMA. Because she doesn't know what the "F" she's doing.
I’m well and truly tired of Jay Bhattacharya talking about the lack of trust in public health. He and his cronies seeded, watered, and fertilized distrust during the pandemic, so they shouldn’t be surprised that it flowered. The man has no training, education, or experience in public health.
While Kristi Noem’s out here blaming everyone but herself, here’s her own April press release bragging about clawing back $882M in disaster resilience grants. The kind that could’ve helped in Texas. They’d rather wage culture wars than actually protect human lives.
With all the shit the Ukrainians are going through, President Zelensky still finds time to pray for the life loss in the Texas flooding. #Ukraine🇺🇦
People living under fascism didn’t survive by giving up joy—they protected it. They held onto the things fascism tried to erase: art, friendship, jokes, rituals, language, memory. Not as escapism but as resistance. As proof they were still human. Joy isn’t frivolous under fascism. It’s strategic.
I wish I were surprised
Holy shit. The New York Times used a EUGENICIST, with documented racist posts all over the place, as an anonymous source for a misleading hit piece on Mamdani. This is, like, Daily Mail levels of journalistic malpractice. I'm genuinely astonished.
People exist who believe Helen Keller is made up, or at least was faking her disabilities.
That's awesome. I bet they learned something!
There are people who don't believe she was real. We need more books, not fewer. 😢
Some places, while they didn't outright ban that one, they did draw underpants on the boy! 😆
Always a fair option.
But ICE never wears masks! Isn't that the official line? 🧐😡🙄
Is Vigo!
Hot take: parents who want to restrict what their kids are being taught by objecting to LGBTQ+ books or "Everyone is welcome here" signs KNOW they are wrong and are afraid their kids will figure it out, too.
The left better start figuring out how to weaponize today's decision rather than just (rightfully) criticizing it. - Go back into Judge Kaczmaryk's court to dissolve all of his nationwide orders. - Pass gun bans and insist any order applies only to plaintiffs.
France called. They're suing for custody due to the US being a terrible, abusive parent at the moment. They said, "We're snooty and nationalistic, but we're not evil."
At least one Slurpee machine has to have a melting pile of colorful ice underneath the spigot.
That's not even counting the decades of soft power lost, is it?! I hate this timeline so much.
Hmm. How about Andy Frankfurt and Angie Franklin?
If you need a reminder of what we're fighting for, here are a bunch of authors reading short excerpts of letters sent to them by grateful readers. Recommend having tissues handy.
It's the same people who tell kids that Goosebumps, Nancy Drew, comic books, etc., aren't real reading. Those people need to take a flying leap off the top of my TBR stack.
I was out in the daytime. Out in the night.
This is worse than the Three Wolves shirt. I want to unsee what I just saw. 😵💫
A pregnant woman lost her baby after ICE refused to give her prenatal care. She begged for help and was denied. She was fed food full of cockroaches. She was forced to sleep on the floor. This is absolutely disgusting and we should all be outraged. nashvillebanner.com/2025/05/27/i...
#TrumpsTrillionsTransfer takes from everyone else to give to the rich. And the people know it, which is why it’s so unpopular. @MarshaBlackburn @SenatorHagerty will vote for it anyway.
I am begging people to realize you can care about multiple things and believe in the liberation of multiple groups of people at the same time. Being for liberation for all isn't contradictory. It's intersectional.
Did you know that reading to children helps them build empathy? It’s true. And right now there’s so many reports and studies about how people read less, and read less to kids, and it seems like a time we need more empathy. So please read to the children in your life!
Glyphosate is one of the most vilified chemicals. Influencers claim it causes countless health issues. It doesn’t. Glyphosate interferes w/EPSPS, a plant enzyme. Humans don’t have EPSPS = no mechanism of harm. 50 YEARS of data show this. This is basic biochemistry.
I wish I could vote in this one because I know who I would not even rank (unless I could give a negative! 😆) Since I can't, as a Minnesotan, I will share and encourage New Yorkers to skip ranking Cuomo.
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I plugged in the specs of the $499.00 “American made” Trump phone and got this.
I believe they also wanted to render aid to the victims, not knowing their conditions at the time.
They also seemed to be signing the questions from the reporters even when the words were unintelligible on video. This interpreter has worked with the governor for quite I while, I think, and is awesome.
She was 20, I believe, so not a small child, but horrifying nonetheless. Her mother shielded and protected her. It's just an unimaginable situation. To see such hateful rhetoric about it so immediately makes me weep for humanity.
These noble birds marched down a St. Paul, MN, street as well! Birds of a feather....
This is disgusting but predictable. Prayers for the families of Melissa Hortman and John Hoffman as they await word of the victims' conditions and apprehension of the shooter.