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MzBehavn™

@mzbehavn.bsky.social

The MzB of Twitter (she/her)🎤Singer/Voice actor #fallout4 Boston, MA. 🇨🇦 Citizen by decent I ❤️ my 🐴 🐴 🐕🐱! Gen-X mom of 2 teens 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Sarcasm is the key to happiness! I blame everything on MENOPAUSE, that b🤬tch. 🤘🏻 #TeamBlue #laughter #satire I'm on 🚫 lists! 😂

created November 8, 2024

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I'm sitting here doing some research, (trolling) and I'm looking at Trumps border "wall". It's not a wall at all!! It's a phuckin fence!!

2/9/2025, 1:52:40 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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OMG. 🤣🤣🤣🫠

2/9/2025, 12:41:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bwahaha, I'm starting to like AI.

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2/9/2025, 12:39:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

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1/9/2025, 4:13:07 PM | 22563 4970 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤘🏻👇🏻

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1/9/2025, 11:41:45 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MzBehavn™ (@mzbehavn.bsky.social)

Remember, kids. Stay in school.

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1/9/2025, 6:35:13 AM | 41 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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The old stinky codger can't even keep himself from falling over, just trying to sit in a chair! I call bull 💩 on the good Samaritan theory.

1/9/2025, 1:04:00 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MzBehavn™ (@mzbehavn.bsky.social)

*clears throat*

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1/9/2025, 1:02:06 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Her lips are so big she bubble mubbles when she talks.

1/9/2025, 1:00:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MzBehavn™ (@mzbehavn.bsky.social)

Good Gawd! 🤢🤢🥵😵

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1/9/2025, 12:59:18 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen.bsky.social) reposted

California stepping up.

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1/9/2025, 12:50:37 AM | 39379 6397 | View on Bluesky | view

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😁😘

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1/9/2025, 12:45:07 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣

31/8/2025, 11:12:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MzBehavn™ (@mzbehavn.bsky.social) reply parent

Right??

31/8/2025, 9:32:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MzBehavn™ (@mzbehavn.bsky.social)

I do not want to know who they would conjure up!!! Lmao 🤣😂🤣 meow!

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31/8/2025, 9:29:13 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MzBehavn™ (@mzbehavn.bsky.social)

🤔🫣😜

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31/8/2025, 9:15:15 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤔

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31/8/2025, 9:10:46 PM | 94 46 | View on Bluesky | view

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5 days? Covid?

31/8/2025, 7:34:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MzBehavn™ (@mzbehavn.bsky.social) reply parent

Funny how that works. Clots and prayers!!!

31/8/2025, 7:32:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 2:27:51 AM | 4315 2363 | View on Bluesky | view

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🥰

31/8/2025, 1:41:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thelma!!!!!!!!!

31/8/2025, 1:36:51 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🫨

31/8/2025, 1:36:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MzBehavn™ (@mzbehavn.bsky.social)

I was the McGyver of bongs back in the day!

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31/8/2025, 1:13:31 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MzBehavn™ (@mzbehavn.bsky.social)

And it's getting smaller.

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31/8/2025, 1:12:32 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MzBehavn™ (@mzbehavn.bsky.social) reply parent

😂😂 he sounds like he's gargling rocks.

30/8/2025, 7:42:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MzBehavn™ (@mzbehavn.bsky.social)

Gag me.

30/8/2025, 7:35:46 PM | 4 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MzBehavn™ (@mzbehavn.bsky.social) reply parent

We were so close!!!!!

30/8/2025, 2:55:32 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MzBehavn™ (@mzbehavn.bsky.social)

Drink up!!

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30/8/2025, 2:54:02 PM | 16 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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And eating them...

30/8/2025, 2:26:18 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MzBehavn™ (@mzbehavn.bsky.social)

Oh, C'monnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!

30/8/2025, 2:23:34 PM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hehe!!!!

30/8/2025, 1:55:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😆

30/8/2025, 1:54:49 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😆

30/8/2025, 1:37:14 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂

30/8/2025, 1:34:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MzBehavn™ (@mzbehavn.bsky.social) reply parent

Remember the movie Dave? Kevin Cline was a body double after the president had a stroke, and his chief secretary dude tried to take over. 🤔

30/8/2025, 1:26:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MzBehavn™ (@mzbehavn.bsky.social) reply parent

Please, please, please!!!??? 🤣 🤣

30/8/2025, 1:23:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MzBehavn™ (@mzbehavn.bsky.social)

I've been saying this for months!! 😆

30/8/2025, 1:23:06 PM | 7 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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😆 nasty, but true.

30/8/2025, 1:17:25 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He sounds like he's gargling rocks

30/8/2025, 1:15:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣 🤣 🤣

30/8/2025, 10:46:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MzBehavn™ (@mzbehavn.bsky.social)

Let that sink in.

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30/8/2025, 10:45:59 AM | 14050 3622 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tea Pain (@teapainusa.bsky.social) reposted

Trump is not dead. He just smells that way.

30/8/2025, 4:12:37 AM | 1972 255 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MzBehavn™ (@mzbehavn.bsky.social)

Did it happen???

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30/8/2025, 5:55:07 AM | 21 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MzBehavn™ (@mzbehavn.bsky.social)

Pass it on! Make someone smile or make them awfully confused. It doesn't matter 😆 🤣 Good night, my friends! #TacoCat

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30/8/2025, 2:06:39 AM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted

NEWS: ACLU pushes to revive criminal contempt proceedings against Trump officials

30/8/2025, 1:06:24 AM | 5253 1257 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MzBehavn™ (@mzbehavn.bsky.social)

I had this same one! I need to find it! #nostalgia

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30/8/2025, 2:00:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MzBehavn™ (@mzbehavn.bsky.social)

One of these "things" is not like the other.

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30/8/2025, 1:59:59 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 1:44:11 AM | 60 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MzBehavn™ (@mzbehavn.bsky.social)

You don't want to, trust me.

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30/8/2025, 1:43:18 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MzBehavn™ (@mzbehavn.bsky.social)

Gender neutral bathrooms/fitting rooms

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29/8/2025, 11:39:36 PM | 19 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted

The damage this man has done is incalculable.

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29/8/2025, 9:06:24 PM | 26896 7800 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MzBehavn™ (@mzbehavn.bsky.social)

🤣🤣🤘🏻

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29/8/2025, 11:03:10 PM | 15 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MzBehavn™ (@mzbehavn.bsky.social)

Giddy up!!!

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29/8/2025, 9:59:16 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MzBehavn™ (@mzbehavn.bsky.social)

Italian word of the day.

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29/8/2025, 9:58:40 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣👇🏻

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29/8/2025, 8:29:04 PM | 8 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MzBehavn™ (@mzbehavn.bsky.social)

@thedevil.bsky.social Is this true? 🖤🤔

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29/8/2025, 8:27:59 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mariah 🇺🇸🦋🇺🇸🦋🇺🇸🦋 (@mariahbrown.bsky.social) reposted

👍

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29/8/2025, 1:19:50 PM | 357 75 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MzBehavn™ (@mzbehavn.bsky.social)

😆 give it to Biden!!!

29/8/2025, 1:33:14 PM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 11:28:34 AM | 2793 723 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MzBehavn™ (@mzbehavn.bsky.social)

Explain it to me for dummies. I'm clueless...

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29/8/2025, 1:20:52 PM | 19 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MzBehavn™ (@mzbehavn.bsky.social)

Pucker up, biotch.

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29/8/2025, 12:53:41 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh my.....

29/8/2025, 12:52:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

29/8/2025, 12:52:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's what I said earlier. She just needs to dye her hair!

29/8/2025, 12:51:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MzBehavn™ (@mzbehavn.bsky.social)

Oooooh! She got the MAGA discount on that nose.

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29/8/2025, 1:43:22 AM | 14 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MzBehavn™ (@mzbehavn.bsky.social)

I'll drink to that !!

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29/8/2025, 1:42:53 AM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MzBehavn™ (@mzbehavn.bsky.social)

D'oh! 😆

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29/8/2025, 1:42:08 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Disgusting

28/8/2025, 7:25:05 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🖤💋SammieSam💋🖤 (@sammiestsam.sheshed.rocks) reposted

ICE decided that their hard work of kidnapping people, should take precedent over saving lives, and forests in WA. ICE went to where there is an active wildfire and kidnapped firefighters. Who were physically in the act of trying to contain a wildfire. Can't make this shit up. #SheShed

28/8/2025, 7:23:21 PM | 64 47 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture God (@thegodpodcast.com) reposted

THOU SHALT STOP WORSHIPPING GUNS!!!

28/8/2025, 4:24:21 PM | 7042 1505 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MzBehavn™ (@mzbehavn.bsky.social)

So much winning.

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28/8/2025, 4:15:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤘🏻 clots and prayers!!!

28/8/2025, 12:40:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MzBehavn™ (@mzbehavn.bsky.social)

I'm ready!!!!!

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28/8/2025, 12:39:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let's hope we wake up to his obituary. Sweet dreams, my friends!!

28/8/2025, 12:40:41 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture June Lewins (@joonloons.bsky.social) reposted

Sub judice.

27/8/2025, 5:41:39 PM | 71 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MzBehavn™ (@mzbehavn.bsky.social)

I'd like to solve the puzzle.

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27/8/2025, 10:24:47 PM | 8 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

AMERICA: “It’s a mental health issue.” REST OF THE WORLD: “We have those. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA: “It’s video games.” WORLD: “We have those too. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA B: “It’s cause they took Jesus out of the classroom.” WORLD: “God, you’re stupid.”

27/8/2025, 7:41:11 PM | 26406 7733 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MzBehavn™ (@mzbehavn.bsky.social)

Be like Bob

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26/8/2025, 8:01:04 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤔

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26/8/2025, 8:00:52 PM | 9 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Awww, shiiiiiit. His veins are poppin'!!

26/8/2025, 8:00:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🥰

26/8/2025, 7:59:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Blue Wave (@votebiue.bsky.social) reposted

For all the dog lovers. This is a classic. Worth seeing again.

26/8/2025, 1:03:49 PM | 14968 3189 | View on Bluesky | view

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❤️

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25/8/2025, 11:23:32 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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That, too.

25/8/2025, 11:22:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I really want/need one!! 🤣

25/8/2025, 10:37:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cause "real" cops wear Nike!! 🤣 🤣 🤣

25/8/2025, 10:36:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MzBehavn™ (@mzbehavn.bsky.social)

Yes, please!?

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25/8/2025, 10:35:12 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣

25/8/2025, 5:26:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MzBehavn™ (@mzbehavn.bsky.social)

Ouch. That doesn't look good. tick, tick....

25/8/2025, 4:52:19 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤭

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25/8/2025, 4:28:54 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MzBehavn™ (@mzbehavn.bsky.social) reply parent

Wtf? What is this man's crime? I'll say it.... If he was white, i bet they would have left him alone! This country is full of disgusting assholes. I won't even call them humans because that's not who they are. That's not how you treat others!

25/8/2025, 1:44:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And who's going to climb it in broad daylight? 🤣 paint it what ever color you want, Donnie. It's not going to stop people. 🤣🤣

25/8/2025, 1:39:44 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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FAFO still in effect

25/8/2025, 1:27:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤭🤔🤣🤣

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25/8/2025, 1:25:30 PM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, the not wearing of the hard hat gave it away. Ugh

25/8/2025, 1:24:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cry harder, Donnie.

25/8/2025, 12:57:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted

I can't believe this isn't bigger news! A cover-up! Of course, he's doing this!! How are we not freaking out even more about this?? Epstein files 🗂️

23/8/2025, 6:59:35 PM | 3670 1724 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm just going to leave this here.

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25/8/2025, 12:55:12 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm hoping it's not, because, ew.

25/8/2025, 1:56:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view