September 2025. Hegseth is master of Alabama. Only the Martian Fleet stands before him. Skies are now battlefields.
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September 2025. Hegseth is master of Alabama. Only the Martian Fleet stands before him. Skies are now battlefields.
Guess I'll put the bubbly back in the fridge
SOOOPER DOOOPER
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(not @zhugeex.com, just for clarity, but Hank)
This guy thinks ADAMS is the candidate
Only reason we got the (ineffective) surge of cops this year is because last year someone was shot and the next group marching where the incident occurred was Schumer's
Fellow ‘Bluesky Elders’ will remember that the site was set up to pivot away from quote-tweets and dunks, but unfortunately I’ve found the perfect image to quote-tweet dunk someone with.
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Honestly wouldn’t mind being at work and suddenly wondering why Union Square has turned into a party
If I move back to the UWS, do you think I could get somewhere on being not only one letter off, but the one letter looking like an inversion of the other?
His team’s attempts to start cheers of “Cuo-mo!” were matched in cadence with in-rhythm taunts of “lo-ser!”
"Blueskyism" helped make The Onion one of the largest newspapers in the world in less than a year. If we had spent all of our time on Twitter, we'd be poorer, dumber and terminally ill with internet poisoning. He's just angry he's wasting away over there in a nazi agnostic lane that doesn't exist.
That game was stupid. Good Diaz is still an elite thing to watch, though
Helsley was literally given five pitches before being pulled. If that’s not the definition of being monitored and on a short lease, I don’t know what is.
I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
Unfortunately that post is the sole reference to this new gig. Highly likely it might be false.
Like literally my father's childhood mantra for me was and remains "No lead is a safe lead with the Mets"
Never has been
This continues to be correct
SOTO SLAM! 😤 #LGM
Not gonna lie, I had Tyger! Tyger! Burning Bright queued up there for what I assumed would be a Juan Soto strikeout. Instead, I will gladly take his second career grand slam.
HEY NYC! The great @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social dancing on the @jcod3.bsky.social float at the West Indian Day Parade! #CuomoCouldNever
everyone who is treating unblur like science really needs to look at "white unblurred obama" again
Actual Cuomo Could Never - his group is leaving the West Indian Day Parade at Classon and Eastern Parkway. You know it’s bad when the Silwa group is rightfully mocking you.
Who's the worst cartoon character? I vote Henry, the dad from Dennis the Menace. He's a mask deliberately invented to whitewash the identity of his creator, Hank Ketcham, one of the worst men to ever make comics. It's gonna take a thread.
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Actually yeah isn’t this basically the first issue of Trinity
Taylor Lorenz on Monday: Nazis are really nice to me Taylor Lorenz on Saturday: yeah so the Jews are gonna shut down the internet- i read it on 4chan
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Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first? (Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)
In fairness, that game was over when you couldn’t convert the lead off triple
Hooray Public Works!
this is quite a split screen:
Of course verification of life comes in the form of golf
average Dem strategist: we must focus on bipartisan policies that undercut Republican attacks average Dem voter: having studied the denazification of Germany, we must raze the RNC and leave JD Vance clutching a single wool blanket in a cell after we strip him of everything
2025 Democratic politics is that scene in every 70s movie where somebody gets their car stolen and runs down the street shaking their fist in the air yelling, "Hey, that's my car!!!"
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I vaguely remember tweeting something like the country that effectively captures this free energy source at scale will rule the 21st century. whelp.
And now for the @mets.com Luis Torrens is in as a (•_•) <) )╯POSITION / \ \(•_•) ( (> PLAYER / \ (•_•) <) )> PITCHING / \
So this guy’s just DW IRL right?
Pete Alonso.
The presidential candidate who runs on the slogan "THERE WILL BE TRIALS!" has my vote.
Venom: Let There Be Cardgage (2021)
Eel O'Brian would like to be removed from this conversation
BREAKING: Social Security Administration chief data officer and whistle-blower Charles Borges has resigned after bombshell report that SSA put highly-sensitive data at risk. He sent out an email to colleagues moments ago. Here is the text of his email shared with me:
Hochul you’ve got to do the same
I guess only her political career was going to die
Also lol at the putz in the orange God Squad shirt begging a woman to not share whatever he had harassed her with online. Wasn’t there but boy was he loudly insistent to her that he’d done nothing wrong
Anybody know what this Adams press conference in grand army plaza is about? I’m assuming it’s in advance of Monday’s parade.
Remember when she looked like a human? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Pepperidge Farm remembers when all of these ghouls looked like humans before they underwent their plastic transmagafications. Transmagrification? Chat where do we put maga into transmogrification to have it work best?
Honestly wish this monster had been run over by one of the Ubers she could never get into because she was BANNED BY UBER FOR EXTREME RACISM. That, or she got hit in the head by someone opening the Twitter door she chained herself to. (Lets play TOS roulette)
8/98 and yes I used Oshawott in the center, for those interested
Major update: As of this morning, CVS says it's decided it can offer the vax in 13 of the 16 states IF you get a prescription. Still a big new barrier for many people, but a change from its "no vaccines at all in these states" position yesterday. The three remaining absolute-nos are MA, NV and NM.
Peacemaker: "He look like he caught all the Pokemen" Me, looking up from doing my @pokedoku.bsky.social, having a complete living 'dex in Home: Oh.
And now, along with the fascism, we have things like this
He literally could have ordered the helicopter taking Trump away from the inaug to be turned around and Trump to be imprisoned for incitement of an insurrection. But nope. Merrick Garland and gotta be bipartisan.
Casey Kasem’s Top 40 Countdown radio outtakes are a NSFW bit of Americana that I hope never pass out of memory, so here’s my bit to make sure their legend persists…
I feel this so, so, so very much. The shift of every single experience—from hotels, to flying, to theme parks, to concerts and theaters—towards the affluent, those 664,000 multimillion dollar households, and away from everyone else. Profit above everything. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/28/o...
WSJ: ChatGPT fueled a 56-year-old tech industry veteran’s paranoia, encouraging his suspicions that his mother was plotting against him.... On Aug. 5, Greenwich police discovered that Soelberg killed his mother and himself in the $2.7 million Dutch colonial-style home where they lived together.
Walgreens has shots available in NYC for September, but they are requiring people to have an RX to get it.
Alternatively is there a class action as an impacted individual that I can join? I'm being completely serious here - I am happy to sue to get the courts to force this.
Serious question - As an individual with an ailment (asthma) listed as an approved condition for the new booster, can [i]I[/i] sue CVS and I presume preemptively Walgreens to get access to the booster?
Pete Alonso.
I mean, yes
1) What could go wrong! 2) What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
Still not sure I how got into an event at LPR where David Byrne sang “Just A Friend” backed by Cake
Occasionally you find yourself doing an incredibly loud and stereotypical Italian American accent circa 1930s for musical theater purposes.
lol he wants it to happen as much as we do
Rivian's new tagline: "a truck that WON'T burn you alive and melt your skeleton"
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I hope Elmo enjoyed that Mets game because I sure as heck did
Italian photographer Ray Giubilo with a one-in-a-million shot of Jasmine Paolini at the US Open
Kilmar Abrego Garcia, who was taken into immigration custody after he was released pending a criminal trial, has asked an immigration judge to reopen his immigration proceedings and is seeking asylum in the United States
Nolan McLean got that dog in him
Flying Squirrel preserves the one hitter
A DOGE lackey. What a surprise.
I don't even have the energy to do the butterfly meme
I'm calling it the mail loneliness epidemic
Wait is it the squirrel (dearly departed) Neo squirrel?
Swedish campaign for Vattenfall, the state-owned power company, uses Samuel L. Jackson to promote renewable energy
Various People Doing This Sort Of Thing! For a measly $15,000/month plus health care, I will gladly post about how good mainstream Democratic policies are while displaying pictures of old cool buildings! I will even say something nice about Andrew Cuomo! All for the low low price of $15k/month!
This is sick freak shit to say and it's alright to point that out
Thank you, Absolute Bagels. Your 24/7 bagel oven made sure my asthma got nice and cronchy during lockdown
We're going to see the return of the fucking outdoor testing tents in NYC this winter because a curse dodging brain worm and a convicted sexual abuser took control and think that vaccine science is junk.
You get a comorbidity! And you get a comorbidity! Everybody gets a comorbidity! Thanks, asthma, I guess?
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Minneapolis police say a shooting at a Catholic school has left three dead, including the shooter, and 17 injured.
Update: it got funny again
If we want to actually talk combatting Anti-Semitism in the United States, let's talk about bullshit like this. It's just the Protocols with a RICO allegation attached to them. Also, let's not forget that "Soros Funds Protests Movements" is the go to argument of every Eastern European strongman.
In honor of sandwich guy getting out of his legal pickle, here is the original video synced with Freedom - George Michael 1990.
first enterprising deli to sell a sean dunn sandwich will make bank
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What a worthless deadline addition. Is his WAR for the Mets negative?
Was last night the only three scoreless outs that Helsely has pitched for the Mets?
exactly
