Why you gotta be telling everyone our business? ๐
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Why you gotta be telling everyone our business? ๐
backpack is an amazing little miracle but you know what else is magic? this video taught me that there's a species called "the screaming hairy armadillo"
Friends, I have been so busy this week, in addition to finishing the hermit and pangur bรกn panels, I *also* finally finished my medieval green man #stainedglass panel! Iโm extremely pleased with how this turned out, I want to get lost in the cool, inviting darkness of this foliage #medievalists ๐งถ
"decompsuckly" My tired brain is giggling to itself, going "Ah yes, DeCompe Suckly, of the Oxford Suckleys" like it's a character from Monty Python's Upper Class Twit skit.
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Another piece I finished a while back, but I love it so much. Itโs made from very precious mouth blown glasses that I am likely to never see again once I run out. Theyโre so rich and clear, with such perfect textures. The lead lines in this are the fold lines from the paper crane hanging above!
I appreciate you being the type of gent who knows the name of specific hat styles, it adds an extra sprinkle of awesomeness to this piece ๐คฉ
Up there with: "Remember the "E" in "Email" is for "Evidence"," which I often think about before firing off angry slack messages (I did have emails presented as evidence in fraud case against a company I worked at once. While it was used in DEFENSE of company - all fine - that was wild Google day)
I got Silly Putty stuck in a large area rug as a child, and my parent brought it up for DECADES after... and though I blame them for many things, I don't blame them for being a bit bent over that ๐
Because I've lived in one region since forever, I just kept dropping out and returning to the same community college... somehow have twice as many credits as needed for a 2 year degree, yet not enough coherent accumulation to actually have my degree! ๐
Such a good book. I generally really dislike true crime, but this book was very insightful, and humanized the victims so well.
Look on the bright side, at least you didn't try to slurp paint water, since as far as I can tell everyone who paints has done or almost done at some point ๐
Yep, they say that, and my brain knows to translate it to: "not because women and girls are actual people, but because someone dares to disrespect my property" ๐คข
-Unclench your jaw, have a snack, take your meds. -Not everyone will like you. Thatโs fine, donโt worry about it. You donโt have to like everyone! -The Cursed Object wants to try a merry-go-round. I think Iโll give it the salad spinner. โค๏ธ Auntie Jilli
Did someone say cute post? Have a very very smol day octopus (O. cyanea) who was not at all sure about the large clumsy mammal nearby... :) ๐๐ฟ๐ท๐ฆ
People laugh when I call booty rubs medicinal but every fussy baby I've ever met is like "If I knew you were gonna pat me on the bum until I fell asleep I wouldn't have hired an attorney."
Hell yeah! Whenever I felt a need for some white noise this past month, my go-to has been the livestream of the little waterfall where they've been chowing down on salmon ๐
Someโฆhefty news ๐ป #FatBearWeek2025
The Ones Who Toss More Kids Into The Omelas Poo-Pit, Even Though Nothing In The Rules Says We Need More Than The One Kid, Also Shut Up Or You'll Go Into The Omelas Poo-Pit As Well, Also Walking Away From Omelas Costs $3000, But Why Would You Walk Away, What Are You Some Kind Of Anti-Omelas Commie?
Y'all seem very certain about what these events do or don't mean for us all when I am pretty sure not one of you has consulted that Etsy witch.
anyway, Prove Me Wrong
Look at the wee babe, already acting like a proper sibling: "I'm not touching you" ๐
Bruce is available at my shop. He's a very nice, very normal rabbit. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com
Posted Dec, 2024. In the past month, I've seen more and more "AI is leaving women behind. Here's how AI is a feminist action" articles/sales pitches.
I spent all of 2020 and the uninjured parts of my 2021 at the bedside of babies on vents, and have been in and out of every acuity level of care setting on two continents since. All while testing negative. I'd really like take that streak into 2026 and beyond.
Absolutely perfect
oh god what an unutterably depressing list of people I used to like
If you even think you may have PCOS or endo, I suggest reading this thread and badgering docs til one will listen. I can't do bc pills so have had to get a mirena every 5 yrs. I HATE the insertion, but one bad day every 5 yrs is better than the decades I spent suffering at least 25% of each month ๐ซฉ
This and its inverse "I dislike this harmless thing, and so need to come up with reasons why it is toxic and anyone who likes it is bad" both suck so bad
I personally think more women are refusing to take up AI because we are very very used to detecting when someone is bloviating.
Jana gets it. Hell, based on my past in manufacturing, there's already too many engineers who don't understand that just because they can draw it, doesn't mean it will work in the real world. AI makes that issue worse. The best engineers either get their hands dirty, or listen to those who do.
I know I posted it yesterday but today and tomorrow is new day so it is worth refreshing I think
The tiny witch homunculus is using her magic staff to compel you to read The Atrocities. Her magic is very weak though, so the idea of reading the book only crosses your mind for a moment. us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
Cancer Eats the Heart, coming out Oct 7th 2025 from @underlandpress.bsky.social Welcome to Dark Rivers, a rustic northern town forgotten by most and beloved by few. Where the disabled and chronically ill and dying turn to vampirism as a cure #horror #novel pauljessup.com/blog/cancer-...
The Winchester Mystery House
100% agree. Maybe we can even use this version... youtu.be/EjoCi04Rxwg?...
Todayโs advice from your Goth Auntie -Stop hunching your shoulders, drink some water, take your meds. -Surviving from day to day IS being productive, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. -The Thing in the Walls has declared today โgrumpyโ. I kinda agree. โค๏ธ Auntie Jilli
(Accidental?) Vulva Mary art always amuses me, though this may be my favorite yet
For those struggling to keep up with the Anthropic case, Jason has been doing loads of reporting on it. If possible, please consider supporting his patreon. We need more people reporting on publishing and authorship news like this.
I rewatched within the last few months, and it was as great as I remembered ๐คฉ
god what a fucking banger it has lost none of its magic in the last 24 years I looked that number up specifically to make everyone over forty want to dissolve into dust
That book is poetry ๐
Post credits scene where Ed Warren starts an affair with a minor and then they enter talks with Warner Bros over film rights and Lorraine insists on having it in writing that they won't reference said affair in the Conjuring films. Just to bring it full circle, I dunno.
Hey Bluesky! Could you help me spread the word about my Patreon? Signing up will allow me create more fabric art monsters and creatures. As a patron, you'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, and other fun, bizarre posts. www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
This thread is vital. Beloved Chicago, there are so many of us on the west coast who are in solidarity with you in the fight to come. โค๏ธ๐ช
I appreciate the variety of movies we do for #horrorwatch because I don't know that I'd have even gotten around to this one otherwise! ๐
Perhaps if your closest companion cannot tell when you're being intentionally rude, that suggests that sometimes you can be an insufferable ass ๐ #horrorwatch
Good to know! In that case I'll look forward to re-reading soon and check out the differences
Completely engrossed, it's been so very long since I read the story, I don't recall the ending. So the closer we get, the more intense my attention. #horrorwatch
Itโs a fine line between gothic horror and Jeeves & Wooster, it seems #horrorwatch
"Well, now that *you* mentioned sherry" ๐ yeah, that's one opportunistic lush of a bishop #horrorwatch
Tonight's #horrorwatch
A few minutes behind, and busy eating hot wings so I may not be chattering much for a bit, but excited to watch 1969 Hound of the Baskervilles! #horrorwatch
Do it. Search your name. Take their money. Itโs yours anyway.
Since he went walkabout, does that mean he's upgraded from Local Small Bastard Man, to โจ๏ธRegionalโจ๏ธ Small Bastard Man? ๐ค
Ah, we had similar thoughts reading this, though my mind immediately went to a bit of a different answer for "attention-getting 3 word phrase containing a slur"
The true purpose of Bluesky has been revealed and it's Michael Stipe telling us the lyrics to It's The End Of The World As We Know It
A look that absolutely says "Well, I guess we're having an unplanned adventure!" Love it.
So sweet! I'm totally hearing "You're my best friend" by Queen in my head ๐
Splitty yarn is the woooooorst. Like, I can work with it now that I've been crocheting for many years, but it sucks so much of the joy out of the act of making something. Love, A fellow Sugar n Cream fan
However, don't feel too bad for me, the replacement will be a serious upgrade; I'm just pouting about how long it will take
I shall attempt to feel vicarious joy instead of jealousy, as my tub is out of commission at the moment ๐ฎโ๐จ
You may not find the right therapist on the first try, but if you can afford it and find someone who you click with, I know it did a lot of good for me ๐ซ
Yeah, my buddy was born in 78 has his first grandkid, and that's even with him and his daughter both becoming parents after age 18.
A tingly trifecta!
I have a certain fondness for the cross-section of punniness and shaggy dog stories... (and now a certain song will be in my head all day)
They're too busy trying to be too many things, like pushing Shorts, mobile games, and the new AI search tool (based on what I see when I'm on an unadulterated browser, compared to my ublock setup that banishes most of the nonesense)
Happily I'm a tiny nobody so there's not much drama when I looked at clearsky, but it absolutely made me giggle to see people put me on lists for my enthusiastic blocking ๐ I absolutely think getting flagged as anti AI and pro blocking are badges of honor ๐ค๐ค
I'm willing to look dumb in public and ask the question: is this a Murray Head reference?
Hopefully cuddles and naps help to make the time pass less miserably
Adorable! And we won't read the alt text to this darling baby ๐ค๐คญ
*honestly, spouse probably has like a thousand cousins in the Utah branch of the family
These pics remind me when spouse received a "save the date" postcard about upcoming nuptials from a random* LDS relative, that I laugh about to this day, because 1. we never figured out which one he was even related to, and 2. I was not convinced either one in the pic had any het tendencies
for Premee's birthday, let's get Fiasco home safe:
Gonna keep reposting my favorite shop posts while things are on sale! I restocked all the WHAT THE FUCK clickers!!! AND the stabby duckies!
Never considered adding cardamom before, now I know what I want to do next year if the peach tree blesses us with abundance again ๐
Since it is a heart icon, at times like this I like to think of it as saying we care โค๏ธ
Bein' of Midwestern extraction originally, I do love me a meanderin' tall tale. *wipes a tear from my eye at the beauty of this*
Willett's Law of Morally Defensible Conspiracy-Peddling
Seriously, for the simple joy of watching trucks get their roofs torn off because people ignored the signs, you canโt beat these links.
Same. Pack that one up in the handbasket to heck as well.
Archipelago, and my first 20 years of not hearing the word spoken, haunts me even more than my similar experience with ennui.
God I love her so much
Wow, he really missed that the animation is what makes this watchable
Another one that I'm glad to have seen with the #horrorwatch gang, as it just wouldn't have been the same without you all, while we goof at how this movie was all looks and little brain ๐
Of course, Tubi is now recommending Krull, and Masters of the Universe. I'm glad to have watched tonight's #horrorwatch though I admit I'm glad I watched it while not signed in to my Tubi account because Sword Himbos are only a 'sometimes food' in my media diet ๐คฃ #horrorwatch
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Thank you for wisely stating that, I appreciate it โค๏ธ
He's savvy on gay culture (decades with my queer ass no doubt helped), so bear as in *insert Conan the Bar-Bear-ian joke here* ๐ #horrorwatch
Just got an ad for Behr paint, and it made me laugh way too much, because my partner walked past earlier when the ship of big dudes was on screen and asked me "Is this movie full of bears?" #horrorwatch
"You interest me" Yep, you totally called it! #horrorwatch
Me every time someone suggests a non-horror novel to me. #horrorwatch
I was just thinking that the real horror is that these folks live on a planet full of ice caves and hardly wear any clothes #horrorwatch
We saw you sitting across our cave and really liked your vibe ๐ #horrorwatch
Wise words from our #horrorwatch host...
Honey, if you wore just a bit more clothes, maybe you'd have somewhere to hide the knife you nabbed #horrorwatch
Indeed! Glad I was familiar with the work of both of them so that I was prepared for this ๐ #horrorwatch
If you've never seen Fire and Ice, imagine what a collaboration between Ralph Bakshi and Frank Frazetta might look like. This is exactly the movie you are imagining right now. #HorrorWatch
And there it is: the woman is allowed to say some reasonable things but she damned well better be practically naked while she does. Ah, Ralph, lol #horrorwatch