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What a horrible looking swing.
Do ppl still order pizza and pay cash at the door?
Same
My 1st time shrooming was at a lake. Best trip ever, none have ever come close
Hope that mutherfucker got hit w a sub sandwich filled with bricks
Why is everyone talking like he’s dead when he’s over on truth social posting the stupidest shit?
I miss the true republicans… Liz Cheney, Mitt Romney… at least they had some class.
I read about him free climbing random buildings in the city, at 50 y/o, no gear, and even my love for Jordan Catalano couldn’t save him from my sneer of disgust.
OMG MTV will be playing only music vids for one week starting Monday. I need to see Dan Cortez doing sports again. Good times…
Same. I could eat better food at home. Who gives a fuck about their ridiculous logo, or how they pushed out to trump.
Ah hahahahaha!
Same thing I’m hoping for?
how embarrassing. Just read the Taylor/travis news and got actual goosebumps why?
I thought the Republicans wanted less government involvement
Walz says Harris "would have been a fantastic president... we wouldn't wake up every day to a bunch of shit on TV. We would wake up to an adult w/ compassion & dignity doing the work, not a manchild crying about whatever is wrong with him. May his fat ankles find something today. Petty as hell."
I personally don’t approve of his anti-trans rhetoric, but he’s a hell of a brawler for the party
Lol punctuation matters 😬
Uh… I don’t think ‘rawdogging’ means what the kids think it means 😳
And I can really get behind those lyrics too! 🥰
Scumbags gonna scumbag 🤷🏻♀️
Good morning! ☀️ ☕️ I hope he dies.
SHAME on us for not letting their testimonies be enough!
Got to see these little guys making their way into the ocean this morning! 🐢 #seaturtles #conservation #beach #nature #miamibeach
Agree 💯 Olympics neither
And yet, it continues…
Bwa ha haaaa
You literally showed me a meme, called it a screenshot, and then based your entire argument off it. You’re a fucking moron and now you’re blocked.
I’m not your google, my guy.
Lol found guilty in a court of law. Google is your friend, bub.
Rewatched “The Client”. This is not an exaggeration: every scene, everyone is sweating balls, even in bed! Man, I’m never visiting there.
That’s a lot of words for “I support a convicted rapist.”
If memes are your source of news around the world, you are deeply stupid.
I mean, if you can’t figure out what “deliberate misinformation” means… 🤷🏻♀️
Responding to all trumps posts with this. You would not believe how personally his followers take it.
Same
Collecting all the Newsome memes to share with everyone on truth social 🤭
Trolling truth social is becoming my favorite thing. The smallest of memes abt their dear leader and these cultists go full-on mad cow.
Can I just point out how dull truth social is?
As it was explained to me in a thread somewhere here, he’s outstanding as a wartime governor, but not so much when there’re no battles to be won. He’s real shitty to the homeless and trans communities.
I might actually download the bird app just to follow him
Lol figures I’ve already got him blocked 😂
People need to quit being so damn funny while I’m trying to work here
Skeet skeet skeet
OP seems a bit precious, no?
Lol what a manly skeet
I didn’t need another reason. He’s the worst Chris and that’s all he’ll ever be.
But that’s what they’re called. That’s what they’ve been called ever since this app was invite only. The idea first came from the developers of this app. 🤷🏻♀️
I’ve seen cankles before, but damn…
Omg the bandage on his ear lol 😂
I deliberately missed this whole season so I could watch it all at once ☺️
Lol the mooseknuckle
RIP General Zod/John Tunstall/Bernadette Bassenger
The biggest state in the union?? 🫣 Shouldn’t journalists be better educated?
Ugh these gross rotund losers
They are what they eat
Couple of fucking dictators.
So @governor.ca.gov has taken the fight to Trump, asked him to step outside, mimicked his sm posts. And Trump? Doing nothing about it because he’s a dry, loose pussy.
Maybe I’m just desensitized by Donald Dump, but I thought Newsom‘s thing just now was mid.
Oh she definitely is lol
To see her as a guest analyst at any NFL game would be 👩🏻🍳🫰🏽💋
You know it was invented by a man with no thought to the baby’s comfort, just the dude.
@paramountpictures.bsky.social CBS and Skydance are dead to me and anything I might possibly have watched on their station I will now happily watch on hurawatchz.to.
He used ChatGPT to emulate Trump. Beautiful!
In love with you since Revenge of the Nerds!!
Oh ewwwww
Thx I’ll pass. Keep bein mediocre! 👍🏽
I honestly can’t tell if you’re joking or not
Umm what? 😳 Yet another mansplainer, this time spreading disinformation
Lol what? Seize his assets? Are you off your meds? For breaking what law exactly? You can do better, sir, by being a better man and stop mansplaining disinformation.
Meh he’s a millionaire who’s annual royalties are with more than most of our annual salaries. He don’t need to work anymore.
This is a professional? At a bank?
Well, it’s the Air Force. What do you expect?
You’re just teasing. I got so excited.
In a few years, we’ll be seeing accusations of young girls who were raped in the White House during this admin.
My replies to some of these skeets are so long that by the time I finish, I don’t even care enough to publish the response.
Stunning! A Timelapse of an Oxalis plant blooming.
What if they release the files and you-know-who is in them (along with the other big names)… and nothing happens?
He’s a scumbag right-y and maga. There aren’t adjectives bad enough…
Ooof spillin that tea!
Hey look! There’s a rapist in those jeans!
I think I just saw a Christmas commercial 😧
Rigging Texas for the white votes… but but, wasn’t Texas Mexico?? When have they ever been all white?
Arresting the Texas dems for what? What’s the law being broken?
This made me giggle
My gut reaction to Trump gushing over S Sweeney is to vomit. Girl they’re stripping us of our rights!
If you’ve never seen Where the Boys Are ‘84 and drooled all over it, can you really call yourself GenX?
Ohana also means nose dammit!
Excellent commercial! I’d buy a wind farm right now!
All the old boomer dudes have them. My dad never left without his pocket knife throughout my childhood. I’d purchased him a few multi tools but just a little blade with his preference. I have no idea why. I know it wasn’t for packages lol. Habit? Sentimentality? Old Eagle Scout?
She could b an alky. The lifers have swollen torsos and spindly arms and legs. Webbing of the veins to but I dnt see that
Vi: i’ve played this before! I don’t need no cut scene!
maybe there's still some good left in this world after all
Couldn’t have happened to a better guy
Oh, I’m watching NCIS Tony & Ziva. I don’t care what channel it’s on. Are you kidding me? Fucking Tony and Ziva together again?! And on my birthday??
Yes. Do it. Please. Loudly. Bring your friends.
I’m totally distracted. What’s goin on over there…
Overall, Newsom sucks, but when there’s fighting to be done, there’s no one better in a fight.
