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Be like a finished product if that were me.

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He died years ago. The spell is breaking.

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I'm just there for the Triple Triad.

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Ikr. My head is full of good stuff. Imagine Death Metal covers of all the classic Mario songs and shops to buy higher quality wooden shoes and tennis rackets.

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I'd call him a pile of crap but that's unfair to fecal matter.

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Send them to another country.

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Criterion releases their movies.

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The Wailing

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Think you have a typo

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I thought God had an orange face and a red hat.

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Plan: Waluigi's Bored. Wario and Waluigi use ouija board to fill the mushroom kingdom with demons who send mario and luigi to hell and allow wario and waluigi to marry peach and daisy. But Waluigi gets sick of winning and starts beating up all the demon with his wooden shoes.

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If you met this cat person, what would you say?

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Sadly the stuff only happens to those around orangeface. Why can't Trump just die on the toilet jerking off to a picture of his daughter and let us be?

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Interesting but...

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Lightning won Lightning won

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Totes.

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America realizes they are making less money with tariffs. Now tariffs are illegal. Instead of being illegal in the moment. Making less money, that's illegal in America. I am making no money, just going to school again. Buy my 📚.

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Please subscribe to this persona. This is my new favourite way to get away from everything. Take a power nap. Headphones. Darkness. Rest. This: m.youtube.com/watch?v=q5jm...

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Clever.

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Yeah too bad she only talked like once or twice in public.

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Trump has Aides. TRUMP HAS AIDES!!!

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Please subscribe to this persona. This is my new favourite way to get away from everything. Take a power nap. Headphones. Darkness. Rest. This: m.youtube.com/watch?v=q5jm...

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F that hat!

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He don't invite the loud libs.

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My epic. Rabbit hole writing at its most rabbity and holey. www.amazon.com/Mini-Corn-Do...

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Lemme get an army of storm troopers before you guys see my dark side.

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Lenny Kravitz should have sex with Stephen Miller's lady like everyone else.

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Martha Stewart is harder than Snoop.

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Um. Salo probably isn't for kids but it's the perfect first date film. That and audition.

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Remember when they all cried they didn't want to wear masks even if it got people sick? Opposite day is the new Groundhog's Day.

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All new punk bands need this shirt.

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Green is the most important food to eat sir.

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Go lady.

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Gaza, Maga, Russia, need a break? Check out Gray Mime ASMR www.amazon.com/Gray-Mime-AS...

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He just likes to talk about music. They why he likes the young people.

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=xuSN...

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Something I did about something someone else did. www.amazon.com/MEGAVIRAL-co...

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Drunks tweet. This is Bluesky, politics and big boob furry pics.

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Chi-Raq gonna attack.

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Being unemployed I've been in good company recently.

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An excellent question

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Don't worry, they'll just pay less bonuses to workers but continue to pay famous actors for their commercials.

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It's all about perspective.

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My superhero Woke is slightly based around Elliot. Losing a girlfriend because of transitioning and becoming a superhero with social media.

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#Confessions (despite the typo they hit the needle on the angel's head #MixedMetaphors

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Will he root for her favourite streaming service?

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put this on your Taco.

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Yeah she's awesome. AOC / Crockett ticket.

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Christians are really different these days.

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Trump was a bit disappointed when Kid Rock was old.

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Is it soft?

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Jack W. Oak

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So many Time covers that are terrible I just thought it was real.

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Michael Moore called this long ago.

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Hole

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He's jerking off to his photo.

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Hope it was a girl. They don't like gays.

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Wow. 50. He said Day One. I guess this is like those Day One XBox games you see in the cabinet a year later.

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Darcy lost a button or five.

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Weird cover. The whole point is fighting against a future king.

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Please tell me it's not because of the country version. Please tell me you like Tracy Chapman.

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I know. But actual scandals don't work in bizarro land.

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Laziness doesn't help.

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Created with AI.

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You know, women are generally 51% if the populace. So it shows how much they hate women and themselves. And lots of males were with you too but still we got a rapist clown to accurately show the face of this sick divided country.

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If Kash was a real author and FBI man.

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I was dreaming about sleeping at that time.

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Boy. Exactly. When I watch Curb your Enthusiasm, I look at Larry's wife and think ... how?? Why?? Melania is too far gone. MTG is a basic swamp.

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Only cuz Trump does. But it seems like another Marvel Movie .

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He even made me question the sanity of

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Punches mirror and his hand shatters. Even the movie about him sucks. I'm going to make a new one, CouchFucker: A True Underdog Story.

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Only a prostitute would stay... ... and she's still pretty distant

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The next one is called Smash or Pass Ultimate.

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www.amazon.com/UNDER-DIFFER... Local rental place. Angels, demons and monsters. One story, three remixes.

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It's by design. Also building an army of ICE racists for an Order 66 on Democracy in 2028.

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How does he shave?

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Toto the Cat

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Jhon Balance (sic) of Coil Seth Putnam of Anal Cunt Science Fiction. Together at last when you're Falling Down the Anal Staircase www.amazon.com/dp/B0BMZ9WGV...

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What's new?

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Order 66. (ICE) Build giant faceless clone army. (ICE) Locate the rebels. IMMIGRANTS, then anyone against my fascism. Kill them to remain in power.

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Cocteau Girl Alone Joyless Subtraction

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They lived porn. They had a porn island.

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They Might Be Normal-Sized

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I'm a bit more worried about people being kidnapped and a future dictator.

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Bum Hole (anal cunt)

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We could be Korea someday. Split with a dictator somewhere. Just keep typing instead of fighting.

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Yeah but they aren't racist, homophobic criminal pedophiles.

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Ima start listenin' to Body Count again.

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My sister has multiple degrees for teaching, no children and two jobs and tells me (recently unemployed) she has no money.

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That dude would be the worst Rick.

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Cold feet?

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Everyone should sleep with his lady and tell him about it.

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Kennedy. Gives me a thought.

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She can bottle my shampoo any day.

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This reply is a bit fishy.