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You sound like my wife when we were looking at new cars. She HATES the tech stuff, wants buttons and levers. I don't disagree at all.
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You sound like my wife when we were looking at new cars. She HATES the tech stuff, wants buttons and levers. I don't disagree at all.
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What other whimsical rules exist in that child-like imagination?
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That's mature.
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Meanwhile, those Saints on Earth HAMAS are hording the food.
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Dyed in the wool Democrat Mayor Bowser is coming to terms with the success... www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...
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Oooohh! Hot anti-Elon take. Edgy! Google "Ford Pinto".
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TDS on full display. Self deprecating humor while trying to end another armed conflict (WAR) when the previous administration only fed the war machine. Mother Jones wants America to fail.
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Controversial? No. Communist? Yes. Naive? For sure.
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Too easy today.
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Clicking NEWS on #Bluesky goes directly to The New Yorker. Totally unbiased, fair and balanced source.
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This is outrageous. Lock him up. What if that law officer man was allergic to mayonnaise, lettuce or any of the other fresh ingredients on that 5 dollar footlong®™© ? Maybe he has celiac disease and the bread wasn't gluten free? This is a TRAVESTY! Lock him up!!!
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The only people freaking out about this are the ones that didn't know about gerrymandering before lamestream media pushed it on them. It's been a thing since the 1800's.
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Yes. “He’s not a violent criminal,” said Abeba Attles, his immigration attorney.
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Oh DAD!
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According to ICE, Dama was living in the country illegally since his visitor visa expired in 2019, and they also cited two DUI convictions on his record. He had entered the U.S. in 2019 on a visitor visa which expired the same year, and had a pending asylum application at the time of his detention.
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LOL @ "forcefully". Like there's any other way to do those actions. Gently grab and gingerly knock? Carefully grab and gracefully knock. You're a tool.
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Happee Birfdee!
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If you see a feral cat running around with one of those plastic cones on their heads, let me know. This cat is on the loose, has been for a week.
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Phew! I spent most of my day at work not giving up. 😁
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Yup, guilty. I did not read it right.
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Oh SHIT! I got it. 22% of the prison population. My bad.
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22% of 8 billion is 2 million?
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We managed to put people on the moon before there was a Department on Education. Just sayin'.
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FDR LITERALLY started internment camps for Japanese Americans. www.libertarianism.org/articles/eve...
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We have Presidential term limits because of FDR. He was a SHIT President.
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How much would you spend on surgery for a feral cat? If you're my wife, the answer is $1450. Don't bother asking if it's ok with me, and of course, don't apologize. Just be angry that I'm not ok with it. We don't feed the thing, we don't pet the thing.
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www.nytimes.com/badges/games...
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1. That's gross. 2. Coleslaw Pops sounds like a character Biden made up to seem folksy. Corn Pops' arch nemesis.
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Happee Birfdee.
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I honestly hope that anyone who ignites fireworks this weekend and traumatizes animals loses a digit or a limb.
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What's 1 trillion minus 80 billion?
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He should be arrested for not putting up a fight for 5 rounds.
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Don't goad me with this.
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lol @ neo-reactionary blogger
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I have #149 in a box above the garage.
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A democrat won the Democratic Party primary. Congrats.
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Interesting quick read for ya... archive.epa.gov/region9/toxi...
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It's safe until you rile it up. We have naturally occurring asbestos all over California...
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OSHA should get their employer. I don't see any PPE...no harnesses, no fall protection.
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I bought that Thor issue from a comic book rack at a Yellowstone Park store while on vacation with my parents when I was 9 years old. I remember reading it and I bought it again when I was in my 30s.
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Hilarious.
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Bird pecks wood - Woodpecker. Bird has a spoon shaped bill - Spoonbill. Bird likes fruity breakfast cereal - Toucan. WTF?
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Cute soul patch!
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☺️Thank you for the answer. You're the best.
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Correct me if I'm wrong (I frequently am wrong). If a Medical Journal is sponsored by an energy drink would that make them less likely to publish an article critical of energy drinks? Get my drift? Isn't there a potential for bias? Just asking, not being shitty.
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Meanwhile, in the real world... apnews.com/article/dona...
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How many politicians have been deported?
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Why does it take three hands to hold up such a small sign?
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Lol, he didn't know what day it was or where he was.
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deep
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They can't calculate but 100k. Alrighty then.
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From 2021 to 2023, more officers were feloniously killed (194) than in any other consecutive three-year period in the past 20 years (73 officers in 2021, 61 officers in 2022, and 60 officers in 2023).
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President Joe Biden was criticized for appearing to check his watch during the dignified transfer ceremony at Dover Air Force Base on August 29, 2021, where the remains of 13 U.S. service members killed in a suicide bombing in Kabul were being returned to the United States.
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Happy Birfday.
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Looks like it was on the table, not the house.
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You could have stopped at "Racial harassment has no place".
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Bizarre camera angle, boomer.
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Hitler really did detest cable news and podcasters.
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😁
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NPR vomits opinions into the ether. SpaceX hurls rockets with real cargo into orbit. Spot the chasm.
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NPR vomits opinions into the ether. SpaceX hurls rockets with real cargo into orbit. Spot the chasm.
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NPR vomits opinions into the ether. SpaceX hurls rockets with real cargo into orbit. Spot the chasm.
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Says Luke Skywalker who isn't even out here in the breadlines with the newly impoverished Americans. I bet he doesn't have to beg for table scraps like all of America is doing now.
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I'm 55 and never really understood why so many people worship the Beatles. Still don't. Not shitting on this post. Didn't seek it out, it just showed up while I was scrolling and I'm a little bored which compelled me to reply. Good luck with your book sir!
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You don't see that the mining deal and the peace deal are two separate deals?
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Lol, yep, that's all of them.
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Sure does look like it will survive on it's own. What's the issue?
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lol
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Go make a decent movie.
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I hadn't thought of it but you're right. You can be anti-Israel but not anti-Jew. Makes perfect sense.
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IF Canada is so awesome then why aren't Canadians having children?
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How about you build a business empire and pay for these benefits? 🤔
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LOL @ no critical thinking. I've seen this same meme 100 times. just follow orders = just re-post the same old meme. Hilarious.