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My party preference is NON-PARTISAN. I reserve the right to shit-post about both sides. "neither party is mine, not the jackass or the elephant" -Chuck D

created October 19, 2024

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You sound like my wife when we were looking at new cars. She HATES the tech stuff, wants buttons and levers. I don't disagree at all.

29/8/2025, 12:47:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 12:21:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What other whimsical rules exist in that child-like imagination?

29/8/2025, 12:21:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's mature.

29/8/2025, 12:19:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Meanwhile, those Saints on Earth HAMAS are hording the food.

28/8/2025, 12:04:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dyed in the wool Democrat Mayor Bowser is coming to terms with the success... www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...

27/8/2025, 11:27:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 10:56:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oooohh! Hot anti-Elon take. Edgy! Google "Ford Pinto".

21/8/2025, 2:45:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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TDS on full display. Self deprecating humor while trying to end another armed conflict (WAR) when the previous administration only fed the war machine. Mother Jones wants America to fail.

21/8/2025, 2:36:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Controversial? No. Communist? Yes. Naive? For sure.

21/8/2025, 1:35:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Too easy today.

16/8/2025, 4:13:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Clicking NEWS on #Bluesky goes directly to The New Yorker. Totally unbiased, fair and balanced source.

16/8/2025, 3:26:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is outrageous. Lock him up. What if that law officer man was allergic to mayonnaise, lettuce or any of the other fresh ingredients on that 5 dollar footlong®™© ? Maybe he has celiac disease and the bread wasn't gluten free? This is a TRAVESTY! Lock him up!!!

15/8/2025, 2:48:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only people freaking out about this are the ones that didn't know about gerrymandering before lamestream media pushed it on them. It's been a thing since the 1800's.

8/8/2025, 12:40:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes. “He’s not a violent criminal,” said Abeba Attles, his immigration attorney.

6/8/2025, 11:20:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh DAD!

6/8/2025, 1:38:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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According to ICE, Dama was living in the country illegally since his visitor visa expired in 2019, and they also cited two DUI convictions on his record. He had entered the U.S. in 2019 on a visitor visa which expired the same year, and had a pending asylum application at the time of his detention.

6/8/2025, 1:36:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LOL @ "forcefully". Like there's any other way to do those actions. Gently grab and gingerly knock? Carefully grab and gracefully knock. You're a tool.

1/8/2025, 4:22:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happee Birfdee!

24/7/2025, 12:57:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you see a feral cat running around with one of those plastic cones on their heads, let me know. This cat is on the loose, has been for a week.

23/7/2025, 3:32:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#Colbert #Southpark #CommonSense

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23/7/2025, 3:30:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/7/2025, 11:47:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Take a meme...change a word...yawn...

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21/7/2025, 11:46:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Phew! I spent most of my day at work not giving up. 😁

21/7/2025, 11:41:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yup, guilty. I did not read it right.

19/7/2025, 2:06:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh SHIT! I got it. 22% of the prison population. My bad.

19/7/2025, 2:05:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22% of 8 billion is 2 million?

17/7/2025, 11:39:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have a new buddy in the garage!

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16/7/2025, 12:15:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We managed to put people on the moon before there was a Department on Education. Just sayin'.

16/7/2025, 12:10:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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FDR LITERALLY started internment camps for Japanese Americans. www.libertarianism.org/articles/eve...

15/7/2025, 12:32:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We have Presidential term limits because of FDR. He was a SHIT President.

14/7/2025, 12:18:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How much would you spend on surgery for a feral cat? If you're my wife, the answer is $1450. Don't bother asking if it's ok with me, and of course, don't apologize. Just be angry that I'm not ok with it. We don't feed the thing, we don't pet the thing.

13/7/2025, 9:33:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/7/2025, 10:05:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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RIP little fella.

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11/7/2025, 11:45:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.nytimes.com/badges/games...

11/7/2025, 11:42:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1. That's gross. 2. Coleslaw Pops sounds like a character Biden made up to seem folksy. Corn Pops' arch nemesis.

10/7/2025, 3:15:37 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happee Birfdee.

10/7/2025, 3:11:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/7/2025, 7:15:12 PM | 28 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I honestly hope that anyone who ignites fireworks this weekend and traumatizes animals loses a digit or a limb.

4/7/2025, 5:03:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/7/2025, 5:00:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What's 1 trillion minus 80 billion?

4/7/2025, 4:58:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He should be arrested for not putting up a fight for 5 rounds.

4/7/2025, 4:57:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't goad me with this.

4/7/2025, 4:55:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol @ neo-reactionary blogger

4/7/2025, 4:54:56 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/7/2025, 4:52:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have #149 in a box above the garage.

26/6/2025, 4:21:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A democrat won the Democratic Party primary. Congrats.

25/6/2025, 4:09:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Interesting quick read for ya... archive.epa.gov/region9/toxi...

18/6/2025, 12:40:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's safe until you rile it up. We have naturally occurring asbestos all over California...

18/6/2025, 12:30:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OSHA should get their employer. I don't see any PPE...no harnesses, no fall protection.

14/6/2025, 12:21:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I bought that Thor issue from a comic book rack at a Yellowstone Park store while on vacation with my parents when I was 9 years old. I remember reading it and I bought it again when I was in my 30s.

12/6/2025, 1:09:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hilarious.

9/6/2025, 2:41:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/6/2025, 3:52:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bird pecks wood - Woodpecker. Bird has a spoon shaped bill - Spoonbill. Bird likes fruity breakfast cereal - Toucan. WTF?

3/6/2025, 1:41:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cute soul patch!

28/5/2025, 2:12:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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☺️Thank you for the answer. You're the best.

28/5/2025, 2:11:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Correct me if I'm wrong (I frequently am wrong). If a Medical Journal is sponsored by an energy drink would that make them less likely to publish an article critical of energy drinks? Get my drift? Isn't there a potential for bias? Just asking, not being shitty.

28/5/2025, 12:32:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Meanwhile, in the real world... apnews.com/article/dona...

26/5/2025, 2:02:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How many politicians have been deported?

26/5/2025, 2:01:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why does it take three hands to hold up such a small sign?

26/5/2025, 2:00:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lol, he didn't know what day it was or where he was.

26/5/2025, 1:10:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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deep

26/5/2025, 12:27:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They can't calculate but 100k. Alrighty then.

26/5/2025, 12:25:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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From 2021 to 2023, more officers were feloniously killed (194) than in any other consecutive three-year period in the past 20 years (73 officers in 2021, 61 officers in 2022, and 60 officers in 2023).

26/5/2025, 12:21:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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President Joe Biden was criticized for appearing to check his watch during the dignified transfer ceremony at Dover Air Force Base on August 29, 2021, where the remains of 13 U.S. service members killed in a suicide bombing in Kabul were being returned to the United States.

26/5/2025, 12:19:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy Birfday.

20/5/2025, 4:31:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like it was on the table, not the house.

19/5/2025, 1:36:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You could have stopped at "Racial harassment has no place".

16/5/2025, 11:48:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bizarre camera angle, boomer.

6/5/2025, 12:31:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All the cool kids were posting this last week.

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3/5/2025, 12:37:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hitler really did detest cable news and podcasters.

30/4/2025, 4:19:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😁

27/4/2025, 7:57:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/4/2025, 7:55:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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NPR vomits opinions into the ether. SpaceX hurls rockets with real cargo into orbit. Spot the chasm.

27/4/2025, 2:31:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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NPR vomits opinions into the ether. SpaceX hurls rockets with real cargo into orbit. Spot the chasm.

26/4/2025, 9:51:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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NPR vomits opinions into the ether. SpaceX hurls rockets with real cargo into orbit. Spot the chasm.

26/4/2025, 9:51:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Says Luke Skywalker who isn't even out here in the breadlines with the newly impoverished Americans. I bet he doesn't have to beg for table scraps like all of America is doing now.

26/4/2025, 9:48:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm 55 and never really understood why so many people worship the Beatles. Still don't. Not shitting on this post. Didn't seek it out, it just showed up while I was scrolling and I'm a little bored which compelled me to reply. Good luck with your book sir!

26/4/2025, 1:38:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WOW! Thanks! Hadn't seen it.

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Was yours better than these?

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You don't see that the mining deal and the peace deal are two separate deals?

26/4/2025, 12:34:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lol, yep, that's all of them.

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Yawn. Seen it.

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You and everyone else.

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Sure does look like it will survive on it's own. What's the issue?

26/4/2025, 12:28:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We've all seen it. Over and over and over Doc.

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lol

25/4/2025, 1:03:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Go make a decent movie.

25/4/2025, 1:00:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hadn't thought of it but you're right. You can be anti-Israel but not anti-Jew. Makes perfect sense.

23/4/2025, 2:29:47 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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IF Canada is so awesome then why aren't Canadians having children?

22/4/2025, 1:05:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How about you build a business empire and pay for these benefits? 🤔

19/4/2025, 2:50:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LOL @ no critical thinking. I've seen this same meme 100 times. just follow orders = just re-post the same old meme. Hilarious.

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