Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
Didn't realise James Cordon was a barcode....
Likes: #SAFC, #F1, my wife, my special needs son, fixing stuff. Dislikes: The Tories, Brexit, Trump & his cultists, Farage, Yaxley-Lemon. Musk is a bellend.
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Didn't realise James Cordon was a barcode....
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social)
I don't think Trump is dead. I think he is just hiding under the Oval Office desk, hoping the Epstein shit goes away.....
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
This poor bloke can't get a job as a neurosurgeon because of those pesky immigrants stealing our jobs. As a direct result of this, he's left smoking tabs, drinking Special Brew and spending every spare moment in Wetherspoons or Ladbrokes.
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
If you're going to cherry pick examples to suit your agenda, at least try and find some from the same country as to where he's referring to.
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
It's things like this that make my heart burst with pride at being an SAFC supporter. If you don't mind, can I ask your connection to Sunderland? It's brilliant to see so many supporters around the world (especially Mexico now!!)
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
Went Trump eventually dies... the best death ever.... no one has seen a better death.... people are saying its a better death than Jesus [etc etc.].... this fucking nugget is going to be the supposed leader of the free world. Fuck's sake!
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... She's being well coached.....
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
@mrjamesob.bsky.social trolling his stand-in...... HAHAHA!!!
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
Last words: "What are the ratingssssss......."
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social)
OK guys & gals..... when are we hitting the streets and storming the churches to highlight our 'genuine concerns'?? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social)
If you don't shed a tear watching this, you don't have a heart. #SAFC #SunderlandAFC #Respect www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ocf...
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social)
"Two summits later, Trump still faces tough obstacles in quest for peace in Ukraine" He doesn't give two fucks about peace in Ukraine - this is all to distract from his involvement with Epstein and his inclusion in the Epstein files. www.bbc.com/news/article...
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
Many years ago when I played regular footy, there was a 'friend of a friend' who we only ever knew him as "The Head". He would head goals from 2ft off the ground. Never knew his proper name. We should nickname Ballard "The Head".
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
....and as the officers walked by, every person in the street stood up and applauded πππ
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
Top trolling
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
SO YOU ADMIT YOU MENTIONED HAMAS IN A POST AND THEN AFTER ASKED ME WHY I WAS TALKING ABOUT HAMAS.
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you fucking stupid? YOU'RE the one who brought up Hamas in reply to a post that did not mention them. Fuck's sake, I bet you struggle to tie your own shoe laces.....
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
You're not making sense. Condemning Hamas does not equate to supporting Israel, you plum.
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
You think condemning Hamas is a bad thing??? You're weird....
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
Bulldozing homeless people's tents - because he doesn't like to look at them as he passes in his limousine on his way to play golf. Yeah, perfect Nobel Peace Prize material......
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
*Lots*
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Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
Now that shite's over, let's get back to the important stuff...... EPSTEIN
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
Welcome, my son Welcome to the machine...
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Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
.....and a man coming back to earth hiding in some space debris, landing yards from where he started! For the life of me I can't remember the name of it but I'd love to watch it again as it was so bad!! If anyone could help (maybe share to increase my chances of finding it) that'd be great! (2/2)
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social)
Seeing a clip of #WarOfTheWorlds with #IceCube reminded me of another terrible movie that I *think* I saw (but could have been a fever dream!) It was one of those 'impending disaster from space' movies. I have recollections of someone driving a car in space.... (1/2)
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
Never mind seeing the earth from space, people like him may as well be from another planet - so much are they detached from reality.
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
Tit. [Slams door shut]
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
Just let them do them, and we'll do us. I couldn't care less about 'projections' π
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
How do you know?
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
Fake as fuck.
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
Who's going to *ask* the questions? The country is being run by a fascist Government with absolutely no regard for the rule of law.
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
..... swat up a bit, and fell in love with it! This year Brit Floyd are touring the full WYWH album. Yes, I knew the songs - but mainly the live versions, and never really listened to the whole Shine On ensemble. Animals & WYWH are now my go to's. (Still can't get into the early stuff though)
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a confession - I was introduced to Pink Floyd by my older brother, and for many years I only ever listened to DSOTM, The Wall & Division Bell as studio albums (although loved PULSE & DSOT) Booked to see Brit Floyd last year and they were playing Dogs so started listening to Animals to.....
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
I never really appreciated this album until recently when it was played out in it's entirety by Brit Floyd in their 2025 tour. Now I can't get enough of it!
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I get the tariffs. I get the response to Russian subs something something something I get he's been busy in Scotland I get all the other things So anyway, THE FUCKING EPSTEIN FILES!!!!!!
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
Xhaka looked on another planet.
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
It was unreal at times. I decided to just rid it completely from my timeline. I had to unfollow a lot of them which I had initially followed when first trying to grow my interactions, but it was worth it.
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
Visually it was stunning, although at times it was like watching Mazepin all over again with the number of crashes! For someone now convinced I have undiagnosed ADHD, I was enthralled for the entire movie and never once glanced at my watch to see how long was left (unusual occurrence for me!)
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
I added 'TeamLH' to my muted words list - and I am a fully fledged supporter of Lewis. Those TeamLH'ers are a bunch of nutjobs.
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social)
So, another birthday ticks by with (as was with my 50th) only ONE person on this planet acknowledging it. It seems if people haven't got Facebook to keep them informed, they're fucking oblivious. It all turned to shit when my sister died. She was the captain, the rock that held everyone together.
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
We'll know tomorrow when he 'out-Ferraris' Nick Ferrari.
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
People put "LOL" and π at the end of posts about their dog dying these days. World has gone mad!
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
He'll still probably deny it now and claim anyone reciting HIS OWN WORDS are just fake news.....
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
People put laughing emojis at the end of all sorts of posts these days, it's to pick up on sometimes!
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
Not a sniff. It was the last couple of minutes and he was reeling through as quick as he could to get a full house. That, and the fact there's probably thousands of us in my boat!
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
Then you're biting your nose off to spite your face. There is nothing wrong with EVs in general. I save a fortune on mine and it's a dream to drive. I wouldn't have a Tesla of you paid me, though.
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
I once answered a question on Mystery Hour - I was so nervous, I sounded ridiculous. I'd recorded it, but deleted it without listening - and never mentioned it to a living soul, until today!
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social)
I'm wondering, is my experience on @bsky.app down to the fact that it is so different to 'Twitter: The fascist edition'..... or is it because I have so many words muted?
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social)
Is the #SAFC commercial team doing a bit of moonlighting for Hull City??
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
Problem here is, there was no 'good guy with a gun' just off camera who could have prevented this. Every street corner should have a 'good guy with a gun' - with back up 'good guys with a gun' just in case one of the good guys with a gun' flips and becomes a 'bad guy with a gun.
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
Just to be serious for a second, isn't that criminal damage?
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
Haha!! I just remember someone posting one on here a few weeks ago but I couldn't see any sign of them. Thought you might have had a secret contact who was whipping them off the production line before the sponsor was added! π
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you the fella who got a sponsorless away shirt as well?
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social)
I genuinely don't understand why MPs have to sign a letter to say they recognise the state of Palestine. Palestine exists (despite the evil bastard Netanyahu bombing the fuck out of it to keep himself out of prison) regardless of whether they sign a fucking letter.... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social)
Jerome Powell refused to cowdown to President Orange Lump. I expect he'll be fired soon.... www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the shirt that it's based on. The Vaux bit was a separate panel stitched into the front. Trust me, it was an absolute BASTARD on the nipples!! The number of times I had 2 bloody stains when playing 5-a-side was nobody's business!! π¬
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm just going by what I heard on the radio. I know who Tony Iommi is! (Pronounced "I owe me" for James's benefit!) π
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
What a fucking legacy to leave your children & grandchildren..... "What did you do for work grandad?" "Well, I used my influence to protect a load of nonces and paedophiles, just because they were rich.... or they were the President"
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
Explain........ if you can.
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
Who is Tommy Iommie?!!
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social)
It's almost as if the US Government is actively suppressing efforts to bring lots of paedophiles to justice...... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social)
The play acting going on here is fucking ridiculous. It's a friendly FFS..... #SAFC #SPOSUN
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
Has she received the money yet? If not, I doubt she'll ever see it.
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
Just waiting for the power cut like we had last year!! π
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm quite impressed so far.
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
It also answers the question βHow did the Nazis manage to get a whole country (and people in other countries) on board?β Simple, they had it in them all the time. They just needed someone to allow them to express themselves. Same is happening here in the UK.
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
As someone who struggles to stay engaged when watching anything over 10 minutes (movies, YouTube videos etc.) I can say that I never once checked the time to see how long was left. I enjoyed a lot of it, but also had issues!!
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
Why are they in camouflage gear when they're in the streets of America? Cosplay c*nts, that's all they are.
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. Education........
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
There's only one Bernie worth listening to in F1 - and it's not the wrinkled dwarf tax conman.
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
I was being sarcastic.
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
He's clearly been got at.
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe he's got long covid and doesn't know it?
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social)
Taking my special needs son out for a drive, and sometimes the barriers are down to the Stadium Of Light car park Chance for a bit of worship..... #SAFC #SunderlandAFC #SOL
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social)
Sulayem just being his usual twattish self..... #F1 #FIA #Formula1 www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formul...
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
"pictured arriving in North East"? What? In his football kit?!! π
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
You think he committed suicide?
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social)
Can you void super injunctions as well, while you're at it? That way we can all confirm what we already knew, and that is Boris Johnson put his daughter into the House of Lords..... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice option to have but I bet the sponsors wouldn't be too happy if there was a big percentage buying them. Might be worth keeping an eye out for the home shirt launch.
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
I remember spending weeks trying to download WinXP on dial-up at 1p/min. I could only download at certain times so not to hog the telephone line, and it would keep getting corrupted when unpausing it and starting again from 0% Honestly, it would have been cheaper to have just bought the fucker!!
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd prefer it if he revealed the timeline for when he fucks off out of F1.....
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
Hang on, where do you get these unsponsored shirts???
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a strategy that could help with future stock issues. 1. Work out your stock levels for launch 2. Quadruple it
Havoc (@havoc147.bsky.social) reposted
So Ghislaine Maxwell is serving 20 years for trafficking girls to nobody?!?!
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social)
Fuck, I hate that Ben Sulayem twat...... #F1 #BritishGP
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social)
Just wait until they measure the fuel in Nico Hulkenberg's car and find it's 10ml short...... #BritishGP #F1
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social)
"Gasley has a decent length, there...." #BritishGP #F1
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social)
I tuned in to watch a fucking motor race and not to ogle at a bunch of actors...... #BritishGP #F1
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social)
Can we have all these rookies pass some kind of wet weather proficiency test before they are allowed to race in the rain?? #BritishGP #F1
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
I know which one I prefer
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social)
Me, when I hear them blabbering about A.I. on EVERY___FUCKING___ADVERT on the telly..... #AI
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
He was once asked what was his favourite Shakespeare play. After pondering for a few seconds, he proudly announced "All of them". Proud, that in his mind he had 100% absolutely hoodwinked the reporter into believing him. (This didn't happen, but would totally play out like this if he WAS asked).
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
βWe basically have two countries that have been fighting so long and so hard that they donβt know what the fuck theyβre doing!β Who said that, Mr Womack? I bet you don't dare criticise him, Mr Womack..... .... you gutless cunt.
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
"We are waiting any moment now to get the jobs number for the month of June. The expectations call for the numbers to be up 95,000 due to Trump's policies. Right now seeing the number -- actually, uh, showing a decline in jobs, uh, down 33,000, uh, which is clearly Biden's fault."
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social) reply parent
Just to be clear, are you condoning $1,400 for an injection? Comes across that way.
Nelstrid (@nelstrid.bsky.social)
I'm debating whether to go and see #F1TheMovie on #IMAX or just wait until it's available on a dodgy box. Problem with going the the cinema is that I have no #F1 loving friends - so I'll be a 'Billy-No-Mates' without anyone to discuss my passion with.......