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Me too
I want to live here.
Update: didn't quit, didn't get fired and I'm actually feeling okayish about work. This was a very unexpected outcome.
I got the 'so good at masking autism that nobody believes I could have autism' type. I'm decent at math(s) though so I guess that's something.
This cat seems deranged (in the best possible way).
Okay, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake but with these two taking the one ring to Mordor:
It will take time to transition but you've got this. I believe in you.
So our military just bombed a boat in international waters and extrajudicially killed suspected drug traffickers without so much as a conversation, let alone a trial? Then posted it on social media? And we’re all supposed to just trust their account?
Is it me or are these getting better every time?
I suspect it will be.
I think it has to be.
Best thing I've seen today.
This weekend, get a free Covid shot with every jackpot.
These are spectacular names. Just reading them is almost the highlight of my day (it was a hard day). Definitely one of the highlights.
This is a beautiful image paired with a fascinating detail. Thank you.
We lost Graham Greene at 73. Oneida, Onyota’a:ka—People of the Standing Stone. For us, he was family. Everyone’s uncle. I wrote about the laughter, the mischief, and the truth he carried. 💔 Read here: Graham Greene was Everyone's Uncle open.substack.com/pub/juliefra...
Imagine thinking this dude is capable of deciding something other than the colour of his socks.
KASIE HUNT: Over the summer you said, “There’s no vaccine that’s safe and effective”. Do you still believe that? RFK JR: “I never said that.” KASIE HUNT: “Play the clip.” RFK JR (clip): “There’s no vaccine that is safe and effective.” (March 2024) ht: @cwebbonline.com
RIP and Respect to Graham Greene. Legendary talent.
You two are made for each other. 😂
Concern over low birth rates was what the theocracy in Margaret Atwood’s Handmaid’s Tale used to come to power.
The Florida of Canada strikes again.
ground.news/article/marg...
Just try not to think about the process.
I wondered why I am having a hard time adjusting the modern work world.
Thank you. I'm not worried. I actually hope they fire me.
I am frequently reminded of the fact that I said I never wanted to be a teacher and now I am a burnt out teacher trying to avoid teaching. 15 year old Glenn would shake his head in disappointment.
I have a meeting tomorrow where the best (but less likely) outcome will be getting fired. And I am oddly okay with that.
If they say it's vaccines, walk out.
Brilliant
Wow. Remind me not to anger Margaret Atwood. (not that I would anyway)
www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/artic...
IDF spokesperson: "we are doing everything we can to keep civilians out of harms way" Like dropping 2,000lb bombs on densely crowded refugee camps, killing 15 medics in cold blood, firing 355 bullets into a car to slaughter a family, double tap strikes to murder journalists etc?
Ha ha. Fair.
There's one way this could be a better fantasy. 🤔
Life is short and the hour of our death is a mystery, so no, I will not rate my transaction
Stunning footage of a rare dark coloured deer, with estimates suggesting they make up less than 1% of all deer.
I'm glad you see it the way it was intended. I was worried my comment might be inflammatory.
It could just be great that you did this without being either.
Between my ADHD & autism I'm pretty much destined to screw up the relationship early on. That's been the pattern anyway. 😕 I had the best defense from one of my grade 4 students. Kids were surprised to hear I wasn't married, one girl defended me by stating, "He's married to science!" (sci teacher)
Umm, what?
I can relate. It's very rare that I meet someone I truly connect with. Usually it goes nowhere (or perhaps my personality turns them off). I don't generally tell my friends about women I'm interested in but I'm apparently good at preventing the relationship on my own so they don't need to. 😑
Phenomenal
I'm not sure I should take this advice literally. 🤔
Aren't they both named Frankenstein?
Apple fans
Since men have done such a shit job of running this country for the first 250 years, I suggest letting women run it for the next 250 years. At the end of their tenure we can decide who’s better at this.
#caturday #cats
On purpose?
Is the issue modesty? They do have keen eyesight even in low light conditions?
Happy #caturday to those who celebrate. 🎉 #cats #pets #catsky #catsofBluesky
There are a few of us left that still count reading as a hobby and actively pursue it. I killed my streaming services this year specifically so that I would spend more time reading and it has been great.
I don't think it's an omen.
One can hope
Flying is the most damaging thing we can do I think. So you'd be correct.
It's important to approach this situation with nuance and making an exception for your needs in this case is a worthy exception. But yeah AI pics and video are slop we don't need.
I strongly dislike AI and the harm it's doing to our planet but if you need to use it for your own development, you should. I try to avoid using it and only use it to confirm complicated chemistry equation results (as an error might cause hazards for my colleagues and students).
Code breaking you must mean. I'm up for it.
chat is this real
Don’t look away
Oh yeah, sounds fine. 😊
Isn't that him? 🤔
Thanks for this new vocabulary - "calorie deficit" because that's the approach I take but it's not really a diet. I never had good shorthand before to describe my approach.
This is a lesson that the (rest of the) world will learn too late.
Indeed
I'll mail you the murder weapon.
This checks out (for me I mean)
Remind me not to go out for lunch with you. (kidding)
I'm not sure about that with sushi, but I'm sure my mom would say, don't knock it until you try it.
Ha ha. I saw something about "woke chemtrails" earlier and now that's all I can think about when I see rainbows 🌈
I smell a surprise attack coming.
On Fruit Loops 🥣? On wedding cake 🍰? On sushi 🍣? Are you sure? I guess that's where the 'almost' comes in.
thoughts
I prefer straight up drugs.
Fully agree (and I have). Neil is the best.
You should have studied for this test. 🤔 (kidding)
The Florida of Canada 🇨🇦 continues its perpetual display of stupidity. 😑
JD Vance has such a punchable face.
You should have checked this roommate's references. 🤔
Neil Young quits Facebook and Instagram over Meta's use of chatbots with children 'Meta's use of chatbots with children is unconscionable,' Young's team shared in a statement. www.cbc.ca/music/neil-y...
I had a roommate like this for 15 years. She often complained about the food I generously provided her with and she never cleaned my apartment once. Her personality did eventually make up for these lapses in character though.
"A mural of the Statue of Liberty in shame" by JDL Street Ar in Lille , Roubaix France 🇫🇷
Even if I have a big glass of water, it's still hard to swallow one of these.
Good to know. Thanks.
I'm sorry it's so difficult to get appointments. That's a difficult problem in a small town. I currently have extended health but my contract at work ends in 4 months. I will not be renewing. So I will need this coverage soon.
Also thank you.
Ha ha. Now I have no excuse.
[Slow clap]
It's going to get confusing when AI starts writing more AI psychosis stories (having trained on real stories).
It's so typical of the USA to assume that when the USA falls apart, that civilization falls. Maybe one day they'll figure out that there are other countries. Nah, they never will. Narcissism is a powerful drug.
Hi, immunologist here: (a scientist who studies immune & inflammatory processes) RFK Jr is talking absolute bullshit when he says he can “see in kids faces that they have inflammation” That’s NOT how immunology works. He is an anti-science profiteer. Start calling him such.
Adam Corolla 
One Woke Citizen 