Worlds greatest dad
losing my edge but I was there…
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Worlds greatest dad
Steiner brothers?
Blueskyism has a soundtrack
Between this and a MATES return…what a week
I’m guys brained…I thought it said chompers on the field
I regret to inform the world this exists - youtu.be/vbJxMd3Pls8?...
Niche but accurate
I’m begging you to bring vaccines to Illinois…status?
@govpritzker.illinois.gov - Illinois is waiting…..
While we’re at it, what’s up with vaccines?
He looks like that rapist guy who faked a British accent that was huffing oxygen like the blue velvet guy
Real buddy Cole ass move
Gotta hand it to Headgum and the podcast world, besides the actual podcast, I think I’ve had 6 hours of you in my ears walking through other podcasts the last two weeks like Charo in 70’s TV. Also the podcast is great and I really enjoy it
@govpritzker.illinois.gov where’s Illinois???
Proving @scottaukerman.bsky.social ‘s theory about blank check fans
How much “drugs” could be on that little thing?
The 3 local news stations in Indiana are owned by the same company…#trust
The reaction I and most readers to that are…so I guess I’m not and will never be a democrat. Helluva a way to win folks into your tent. Keep chasin that nonexistent center
Candy crush executives counting the Chicago money
As in the maker of those shit square footage blight homes that drove 2008 housing bubble….
Kids love actors from FX shows exclusively watched by your co-workers
What, you’ve never heard of belle and Sebastian. WTF is wrong with you? Did you know they’re just rereleased the beta band 3 EP’s on vinyl? Wait, come back, I’m cool
Sling tv day passes is a streaming innovation no one is talking about
Hilarious…wondering why she’s only done solo stuff these last many years. Hahaha, time is wild
Ex…savages broke up?!? Oh wait, I got old and time passed
Edward shape-core?
One of my favorite memes that loses relevance by the day…what was that twitter handle that would post someone in heaven with him? Peak niche comedy
I knew someone would tag him
Showbiz pizza act versus NIN still redefining what a show is…you have your choice over 40 folks.
It’s like…do you even know about MGMT’s second album.
Available in the US?
Was on the fence last week in Chicago…every friend that went night one said they were going back for night 2 and I was so glad I joined. Hilarious juxtaposition of NIN’s tour versus the showbiz pizza Oasis show in Chicago tonight.
Forget newsom, we calling in the big boy from Illinois
Can they play candy crush like the cops?
Take your name off the fucking building then
Wait…these fuckers don’t eat soy sauce cuz soy boy BS. Hahahahaha
Saw a black one last week that looked sleek as fuck. Tipped my cap and gave the nod (wait, he in Chicago?)
Devo was right
And they played the song from twin peaks episode 8!!!
Super smart at grifting is a weird subset of smart…reserved for like the sham wow guy and our president
Wait, that’s not a @vicbergeriv.bsky.social ?!?
@pftompkins.bsky.social ahead of his time
Over 45 is all Seinfeld, nothing beats rock
I saw tentpole brand moments open for cooper temple clause in the UK in 2003
I bought some cheese curds in Wisconsin last week…
I going to the c list of shock jokery but…shuli and Kevin meaney were both cohosts with jay Thomas, right?
But I only trust authors on Epstein’s flight log
I smell new edition to one timers club
I got a jimmy whispers zine I still cherish
I say “I sell no swords…even better” on a consistent basis
Even like halfway through, Sandler gave up and like the back half has all the jokes said in ADR while the character isn’t facing the screen. Nickelodeon sitcoms of my youth were shot better
Hope he still shows up in the latest installment of the “Dog who saved…” series
For the sixth summer running…
I don’t know if it’s insensitive and/or insulting, but my half weed gummy sleep brain thought that was forest gump.
You know we’re days away from mancow saying he was the last to talk / interview hogan
…FAT dumb slut
Oscar Meyer kevorkian, hot dog assisted suicide doctor - mad TV 1996
Haha… never get over these folks going to his inauguration to normalize this shit
Oh man, Eric Clapton comment guy…what a blast from the past. Sarah cooper on here too?
Did he forget how to play the guitar?
How bout bubba the love sponge being right after all?!?
I know the perfect song to play at his funeral
I guess he’s not coming back for the king of the hill reboot
Did Nick wiger write this?
Already exists
The creator of the Simpsons and Malcolm gladwell pumping more money into Trump coin as we speak
Life is a Harold
Divorced dads are truly a unique animal
Chairman mao on the tambourine
Limp bizkits Who cover…no one knows what it’s like quite like Fred Durst
Still can comprehend bro podcaster popularity… like why is it the mullet guy and News radio guy and not the dough boys?
Giving an interview….to a cancelled shithead
What IF and a huge IF the guy that drew Marge was on the list…again, a huge IF
He’s halfway there as we just found out he’s a budding artist
The canceled guy or hunter?
Ummm, seriously, that’s who’s interviewing him. No more comedians can do bits on cancellation as it simply I guess never really existed.
2025’s Weekly World News
Nose to toes…but otherwise, ya
Such potential with malkovich as the aged star with sweet songs from Nile Roger’s…but umm ya
Putting 1k on pritzker and becoming a millionaire
On a consistent basis when eno comes up in conversation I refer to him as ol sourpuss to confused and annoyed people.
With the help of palpatine ass Peter thiel
Can he still go to his favorite hospital monthly?
No jumbo/low lights at the National because it’s all cheating spouses
Scooby doo dog version of LMFAO
Fingers crossed for a frantic call from Lara to her husband and his brothers from Air Force one
Move over…we love so and so, don’t we folks
Where I learned but a Bugatti was
Leon black…hmm that name sounds familiar
…when Ralphies mom stuffs him into the snow suit in Christmas story
The greatest skeet of all time
