Nevetsboy 😴 (please do not wake me up when September ends) 🫩 (@nevetsboy.bsky.social) / Redsky

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2/9/2025, 6:15:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Nevetsboy 😴 (please do not wake me up when September ends) 🫩 (@nevetsboy.bsky.social) reply parent

How did Kirby manage to make straight lines fun?!?!?

2/9/2025, 5:44:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Silence is Golden. And so is his White House.

2/9/2025, 5:16:04 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If Clippy had a Twitch account, his username would be "Clippit, Chat".

2/9/2025, 3:10:28 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 11:33:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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HOW DOES THAT DO WHAT IT JUST DID?

1/9/2025, 8:01:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Nevetsboy 😴 (please do not wake me up when September ends) 🫩 (@nevetsboy.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sure it'll get better. He just has to put some ICE on it.

31/8/2025, 11:18:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 9:16:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I always had a fear that if you drop ANYTHING, let alone a phone, it could slip down through the plane cracks and.........there go your belongings.

31/8/2025, 5:32:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Nevetsboy 😴 (please do not wake me up when September ends) 🫩 (@nevetsboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you think cats talk in Morse code?

31/8/2025, 5:22:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think they should be flown at quarter-staff. In fact, maybe don't fly them at all.

31/8/2025, 5:16:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How's your nose, tho?

31/8/2025, 5:13:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're gonna need a bigger box office.

31/8/2025, 5:07:15 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Nevetsboy 😴 (please do not wake me up when September ends) 🫩 (@nevetsboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah. That's America's job. Stop being America, Canada.

31/8/2025, 5:00:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Nevetsboy 😴 (please do not wake me up when September ends) 🫩 (@nevetsboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah. You mean "Adult Kidz Bop"?

31/8/2025, 4:52:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 4:46:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 6:15:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 5:57:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I saw a turtle dove on my front step yesterday.

30/8/2025, 5:49:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Nevetsboy 😴 (please do not wake me up when September ends) 🫩 (@nevetsboy.bsky.social) reply parent

He's like "The Annoying Orange" with a MAGA hat. In fact, I was looking up a picture of "TAO" so I could photoshop a MAGA hat on him...................but then I found this.

30/8/2025, 4:39:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks more like a rubber chicken.

30/8/2025, 4:24:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Nevetsboy 😴 (please do not wake me up when September ends) 🫩 (@nevetsboy.bsky.social) reply parent

I am currently being kept alive by "copium".

30/8/2025, 4:15:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 3:47:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Nevetsboy 😴 (please do not wake me up when September ends) 🫩 (@nevetsboy.bsky.social) reply parent

I did that years ago.

30/8/2025, 3:43:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 3:22:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 2:55:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm the same way.

30/8/2025, 2:13:19 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Nevetsboy 😴 (please do not wake me up when September ends) 🫩 (@nevetsboy.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm a white boy with some red hair, if that means anything to you.

30/8/2025, 2:03:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What is a clarinet?

30/8/2025, 2:04:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Usually it's supposed to go up the more you feel it, not the other way around.

30/8/2025, 2:00:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can Ohio join Canada too? 🥺 👉👈

30/8/2025, 1:43:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Nevetsboy 😴 (please do not wake me up when September ends) 🫩 (@nevetsboy.bsky.social)

I'm not a hat guy, but I do wear red on my head.

30/8/2025, 1:29:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 1:24:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's a pretty house.

30/8/2025, 12:13:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 12:06:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Nevetsboy 😴 (please do not wake me up when September ends) 🫩 (@nevetsboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump's name must 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 be uttered in 𝘢𝘯𝘺 history class. If a student asked who the president was during that time, teachers should respond with "we don't know". No, not even a mention of the vice president from that time period.

29/8/2025, 11:57:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Nevetsboy 😴 (please do not wake me up when September ends) 🫩 (@nevetsboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Whatever Trump does to his "enemies" should happen to him as well. What's that thing called? "Karma"?

29/8/2025, 11:42:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In this day and age, that's a good thing.

29/8/2025, 10:29:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Nevetsboy 😴 (please do not wake me up when September ends) 🫩 (@nevetsboy.bsky.social) reply parent

I flush down so much "art", my septic tank probably looks like a museum gallery.

29/8/2025, 10:23:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If 9/11 happened in Ohio. (editor's note: the guy making this comment lives in Ohio)

29/8/2025, 10:05:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Nevetsboy 😴 (please do not wake me up when September ends) 🫩 (@nevetsboy.bsky.social) reply parent

I wish I didn't have to say this. Canada keeps saying they'll never become America's 51st state (and they shouldn't either), but, I'm sorry, their actions really say otherwise.

29/8/2025, 9:57:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@tallbart.com

29/8/2025, 9:45:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Uh, excuse me?!? I'm 30.

29/8/2025, 9:31:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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HR was just simply told it was gonna be "A Movie".

29/8/2025, 7:00:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ACAB includes my neighbors.

29/8/2025, 1:22:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bars. As in, the guy who threw the sandwich is behind bars.

28/8/2025, 4:02:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tom Clancy's Green Eggs and Ham

28/8/2025, 3:58:51 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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KK, Kirby Kong.

28/8/2025, 1:16:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Nevetsboy 😴 (please do not wake me up when September ends) 🫩 (@nevetsboy.bsky.social)

Ever since I started referring to Walmart as "Maga*Mart", I was inspired to "Maga-fy" other brands. These are the ones that came easily to mind. I tried to replicate their logos as best I could.

28/8/2025, 3:37:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Nevetsboy 😴 (please do not wake me up when September ends) 🫩 (@nevetsboy.bsky.social) reply parent

I totally fuck with the Double Chocolate Coca-Cola Cake.

28/8/2025, 3:18:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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DK should stand for Daddy Kong.

27/8/2025, 10:55:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 3:41:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 3:32:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 2:56:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Nevetsboy 😴 (please do not wake me up when September ends) 🫩 (@nevetsboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Meanwhile, Canada is the sleek, sexy Porsche.

27/8/2025, 2:16:57 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let's not forget........ built by an immigrant.

27/8/2025, 2:11:03 AM | 40 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Nevetsboy 😴 (please do not wake me up when September ends) 🫩 (@nevetsboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Is there anything David Zaslav 𝘄𝗼𝗻'𝘁 ruin?!?!?

27/8/2025, 2:01:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bill is me when it comes to Trump news.

27/8/2025, 1:47:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Nevetsboy 😴 (please do not wake me up when September ends) 🫩 (@nevetsboy.bsky.social) reply parent

I just had Cracker Barrel a couple of days ago. It was pretty good. That said, you're talking to a guy who likes Arby's food.

27/8/2025, 1:44:22 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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He would be, but the grim reaper got stuck in traffic.

27/8/2025, 12:30:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Nevetsboy 😴 (please do not wake me up when September ends) 🫩 (@nevetsboy.bsky.social) reply parent

The White House finally has some Intel now.

27/8/2025, 12:25:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Nevetsboy 😴 (please do not wake me up when September ends) 🫩 (@nevetsboy.bsky.social) reply parent

I can just hear Jax saying "Alone? On a Friday Night? Pheh. God, you're pathetic."

27/8/2025, 12:07:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 11:58:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Nevetsboy 😴 (please do not wake me up when September ends) 🫩 (@nevetsboy.bsky.social) reply parent

In one ear, out the....... where the fuck did that worm come out of?!?!? 'Cause that clearly wasn't his other ear.

26/8/2025, 2:10:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 9:31:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's gonna happen. Hopefully sooner rather than later.

25/8/2025, 7:33:12 PM | 35 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 4:43:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Nevetsboy 😴 (please do not wake me up when September ends) 🫩 (@nevetsboy.bsky.social) reply parent

There's currently a Chrome extension that adds drafts and scheduled posts to Bluesky.

25/8/2025, 2:18:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 2:37:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's better to shit in the bowl than to bowl in the shit.

25/8/2025, 12:43:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Snoop Pussy (Cat)

24/8/2025, 11:11:05 PM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Nevetsboy 😴 (please do not wake me up when September ends) 🫩 (@nevetsboy.bsky.social) reply parent

That 100 dollar bill is gonna become a 100 dollar law someday.

24/8/2025, 7:19:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Nevetsboy 😴 (please do not wake me up when September ends) 🫩 (@nevetsboy.bsky.social) reply parent

That sounds dreadful.

23/8/2025, 7:29:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 7:10:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Nevetsboy 😴 (please do not wake me up when September ends) 🫩 (@nevetsboy.bsky.social) reply parent

If you think that one is controversial, this next logo is a little too 'on the nose'.

23/8/2025, 2:37:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Nevetsboy 😴 (please do not wake me up when September ends) 🫩 (@nevetsboy.bsky.social) reply parent

You can say it's CBT (Cracker Barrel Torture).

23/8/2025, 2:29:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Nevetsboy 😴 (please do not wake me up when September ends) 🫩 (@nevetsboy.bsky.social)

I just had these for breakfast this morning. They were good. I rate it 9 3⁄4/10. And, just like her beliefs, there were no trans fats.

23/8/2025, 3:32:14 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why is Arlo feeding him donuts in this GIF?

22/8/2025, 8:09:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 2:32:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 11:29:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 9:31:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Nevetsboy 😴 (please do not wake me up when September ends) 🫩 (@nevetsboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Walmart should bring back the smiley face mascot 'cause all they wanna do is just cover their ears and pretend nothing's happening.

21/8/2025, 7:17:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Nevetsboy 😴 (please do not wake me up when September ends) 🫩 (@nevetsboy.bsky.social) reply parent

I ask myself that everyday.

21/8/2025, 6:47:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Nevetsboy 😴 (please do not wake me up when September ends) 🫩 (@nevetsboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes yes yes!

21/8/2025, 6:03:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Nevetsboy 😴 (please do not wake me up when September ends) 🫩 (@nevetsboy.bsky.social) reply parent

I am now calling Walmart "Maga•mart".

21/8/2025, 4:54:12 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Nevetsboy 😴 (please do not wake me up when September ends) 🫩 (@nevetsboy.bsky.social) reply parent

They were really going to make James Bond an ICE agent, weren't they? He likes his immigrants shaken, not stirred.

21/8/2025, 4:30:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 2:21:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 1:38:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Nevetsboy 😴 (please do not wake me up when September ends) 🫩 (@nevetsboy.bsky.social) reply parent

I was inspired to make this when someone complained about the new Cracker Barrel logo on a now deleted post saying you could replace the Cracker Barrel logo with a confederate flag.

21/8/2025, 1:35:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Nevetsboy 😴 (please do not wake me up when September ends) 🫩 (@nevetsboy.bsky.social) reply parent

we can no longer peg in Cracker Barrel.

21/8/2025, 1:25:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 12:40:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/8/2025, 6:45:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Nevetsboy 😴 (please do not wake me up when September ends) 🫩 (@nevetsboy.bsky.social) reply parent

And he should know.

19/8/2025, 11:40:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Nevetsboy 😴 (please do not wake me up when September ends) 🫩 (@nevetsboy.bsky.social) reply parent

So, what do you think of this flag?

19/8/2025, 9:04:44 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Nevetsboy 😴 (please do not wake me up when September ends) 🫩 (@nevetsboy.bsky.social) reply parent

I dunno, sounds a little Erie to me.

19/8/2025, 8:55:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why does Bubsy look like a VTuber all of the sudden now?

19/8/2025, 8:19:25 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Nevetsboy 😴 (please do not wake me up when September ends) 🫩 (@nevetsboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey, look at that, at least it's not a Game-Key Card.

19/8/2025, 7:17:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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