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Me too
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
You're in 7-11, looking for snacks and dying of cotton mouth. The lights are blinding
"I'm dead"
oh yeah wanna bet?
Cat's paw in ready mode
me too, rosco
Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House wtaf
Look what I can do
He doesn't seem to have his signature "butthole pucker" lip action going on
Did you ever watch Penny dreadful?
This picture gives me a similar feeling as looking at Dewey decimal drawers
I thought I was a good person until my daughter asked "Would you step on a dog for 8 million dollars?"
ASHLEIGH: we’re going to the ralleigh ANDRE: is it todae THOM: no it’s thomorrow STEPHEN: at sephen o’clock MICHAEL: how much were the tichaets PHOEBE: they were phroe MARGOT: oh man i wish i could got GEOFF: me too i’m geolous
Hello dears Sara from Gaza whose family lost everything and he is trying with all his might to rebuild their lives and help them with the crazy costs in Gaza and travel outside Gaza when the crossings open. I hope you support us. Your little support, even if it is $5 chuffed.org/project/help...
Boo Boo at Bobo's
Probably someone in Poland
So are these children sitting in hot airplanes with the ac off? No food and water, unable to use restrooms because they're shackled?
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In Kochi City Station there’s a statue of Berobero No Kamisama, a nude, pink, spiral-eyed figure who is the local god for drunkards.
Who was the first to eat an artichoke, that took some trial and error, planning, imagination, etc
My dad used to say DONT EVER LET ME CATCH YOU DOING THAT AGAIN and I was like ok man you will never catch me doing that ever
Reposting this to save it
hey yall i need your help finding something. i know recently a ton of food testing, I believe the FDA, was suspended, down from 5 major types of foodborne illness to 2. Can you help me find a news article about what is and isnt tested for anymore?
the only thing he can’t cheat is death
PSA
I hope some day the children of the US grow up listening to a band called the Dead Trumps
Na na na na na na na nah Bat Bird
If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the planned ICE HQ in North Chicago, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.
The jessica rabbit of professors
what a world we live in
Yes a rich christian woman told me that when I was a teenager, when I questioned her richness. She explained how it was Very Hard but could be done by someone like her, who was Very Good (and rich)
Ding Dong stuck in my head
Happy weekend! From c. 3,600 years ago, here’s an ancient Egyptian bead in the form of a curled-up hedgehog! 🦔💙 Blue faience, c. 1985 -1650 BC. National Museum of Scotland www.nms.ac.uk/search-our-c... 📷 by me #Archaeology
Looks like someone took a wrong turn on the way to burning man
maybe instead of pressuring RFK to resign we should just start leaving heaps of enticing road kill near his home
A river otter family on a sandy beach 🧵 #mammals #otters
Did they delete?
Looking for that Renaissance guy my whole life
No gods, no masters, no runs not uploaded
Great thread about a lesser known Pre-Raphaelite artist!
Thank You For Your Attention To This Classical Chinese: 會暑，上轀車臭，乃詔從官令車載一石鮑魚，以亂其臭。 It was summertime, and the emperor's sleeping-carriage began to reek. An imperial order was issued: the officials in attendants were each to transport a load of fish in their carriages, to cover the stench.
Evil is evil
No
So Laura loomer and Marco Rubio are directing us policies, to ensure Palestinian babies die in Gaza
I'm old and I have never heard this
He had cocaine pills?
This is a legitimately funny story tho I do every so often quasi-yell "It's a Kennedy miracle!" to make my children laugh
#ThreeBirdThursday is a thing? OK, here are three adorable bufflehead ducklings #birds
One of the flyover photos of the Great Egret showed their ocular rotation abilities when it looked down at the observers where I was standing, #birds #GreatEgret
timeline cleanse
If you live in New Mexico you should check this out
Just a couple of minutes feeding lets this little female calliope hummingbird pack on the micrograms and become pleasantly plump. #birds
A teal taking off and showing us it's beautiful colors. #birds #HoriconMarsh
What if the brain worms regenerated and ate the part of his brain that makes him say that sort of thing, what then
I could almost do that, I had a long and detailed dream about a devastating earthquake in the San Fernando valley, every person was leaving. I started to pack up and then thought wait a minute, I think I could survive here.
salad: kaled it goth: paled it song: wailed it
I'm afraid to check and see if ice is already raiding firefighting camps in California.
Nail on the fucking head.
One of those stories we'll probably never know the half of, and it would for sure be worse than anything we could imagine
I wish I could channel that, I just procrastinate on cleaning
I'd be willing to bet she didn't even spit on the cop in the first place
Lynching did not become a federal crime until 2022 when the Emmett Till Antilynching Act was passed. 67 years later. This country is racist as fuck I don’t care what nobody tries to tell. That little boy didn’t get any fucking justice. Those white supremacist got away with murdering a fucking child.
Border patrol is protecting the border by invading deep into the Olympic National Forest to kidnap fire fighters? My brain cannot process this
This thread has evolved into something of historical value — a living archive of testimonies, memories, and documented atrocities, capturing how people process what they’ve witnessed.
Maybe I'm way oversimplifying and jumping to a small conclusion here, but I suspect he's blaming mitochondrial DNA because it comes from the mother? Like he's just a misogynistic simpleton with a corkboard and a piece of string
A website where you crowdfund a bribe to make someone shut the fuck up. Kickstopper
#OtD 27 Aug 1974 Black inmate Joan Little killed a white prison guard in self-defence from sexually assault and escaped from the Beaufort County jail in South Carolina, US. She faced the death penalty, but with widespread support was acquitted stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/9885...
One slur away from the trifecta
So I googled "Olympic size pool" and the consensus was 50 x 25 meters. Googled "expo park pool" and the wiki page says 50 x 20m. Oddly tho, the ai overview says it's 50 x 25, which we know is wrong and maybe where the "planners" got their bad idea(s)
They can't even figure out the right size pool, how will they guess how spectators/cars/housing/transportation/food etc etc etc
Does juicy mean you like it?
Are you trying to insult me for speaking 3 languages?
No im trying to figure out what you mean
Juicy?
Sounds like something a "fmr fbi special agent" would say doesn't it?
Nuns and priests to stay in Gaza despite evacuation orders
My dismissal has a second name, it's stuff it Janine ya crusty old lush
I for one welcome our robin overlords
You've seen the bill, now you can add high blood pressure and depression as diagnoses.
Did he just steal that line directly from kristi noem?
I don't remember this at all
Jokes on him, I like bedtime
I guess the camo wasn't working anyway, and at least they're doing something helpful
Cities & cops & local businesses & the median voter & the news: If u love homeless people so much why don't u let them live on YOUR land Hamoudi Sabri: Ok, I will Cities & cops & local businesses & the median voter & the news: No! Tear down their tents & kick em out! Hamoudi Sabri: No, I will not
One of the border patrol/ICE agents who terrorized Los Angeles— including kidnapping American citizen Job Garcia, and drunkenly approaching a woman with a firearm in a restaurant bathroom—- is dead. He was facing seven felonies for his illegal actions: lataco.com/isaiah-antho...
I just read that somewhere (this thread)
Me either
Is this the same one from yesterday, or a different "I have a trans child" new acct?
baaaad goats
My friend Jill has a baby roadrunner just chilling out on her fence in Fifth Ward Houston 😻
He also campaigned for billionaire loser LA mayoral candidate rick caruso (who lost)
When I feel like wasting copious amounts of water, I take an extra long shower
Mid day Squeee ❤️ 🪶 🐣
Official Song of Summer 2025