Now I'm going to bed just as the birds are waking up, and she is not having it
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Now I'm going to bed just as the birds are waking up, and she is not having it
I kill me
![Screengrab of a text exchange Me: I just had a 2 hour phone convo with Margy. Mark [redacted] died Reply: oh damn I'm sorry Me: it was a long phone call but I'll be alright](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cv4v5427jqwjkd4yt26bppuw/bafkreigpmktq542kz2tucxh434g6ovr33pf43eqjjkstxfn7ihxojzqxqu@jpeg "Click to view full size")
heightened despair and existential horror have really ramped up the gym visits, and suddenly I'm looking a bit chonked
"Yes, it's loaded"
We also have this one, which is amazing and also the origin of the minor catsky meme that I encourage cats to smoke because someone actually started yelling at me with the sincere accusation that I don't care about animals when I posted it the first time. www.etsy.com/listing/1798...
incredible thunderstorm passing over right now
I love this little one so much, and feel so miserable when I'm sick and she wants attention and to play and I can't give it to her so she just sits like this next to me, waiting, hoping :(
It gets worse. More info in the comments.
how *dare* they! lesbian porn is much better than okay
I am once again asking you to stop sending us money. But we do need your time. ⏰ zohranfornyc.com/events
A Dem candidate asking for you to not give them money... just give the man the white house
at the gyme first thing in the morning (12:06am)
The Trump regime is moving to declare all trans people mentally deficient and exempt us from Constitutional rights. They watched Americans accept our elimination from the government, media, schools and teams, with nothing more than shrugs. Every time they took another step, Americans looked away.
There was a time (maybe?) that manufacturing consent took a little finesse. Now Trump just needs to vomit some buzzwords in his stream of barely-conscious bullshit and the GOP's stenographers at the NYT et al will clean it up for Karoline Leavitt to spew back at them next day.
A self-fulfilling evidence base - if trans people can't have guns then they must be unwell; we can not encourage people who are unwell, let alone allow circumstances where they "become" unwell. "Logical" endpoint? Limiting treatment to "solve" a problem created to eradicate trans people
Banning trans people from owning guns is a really REALLY significant escalation and I think the scariest part about it that's not being discussed at all is that the plan is to declare that trans people are mentally ill Moreover, ICE must be destroyed edition.cnn.com/2025/09/04/p...
It's funny (not ha-ha) that one trans person does a shooting and there is political will to ban the trans person from having a gun, but not the gun itself. The US's gun culture is broken, obvs, but this crossover with anti-trans bigotry is depraved. Sick with hate & rotten to the core.
Linehan looks like someone needs to give hm a good left side uppercut to re-square his face. As a favour, ofc. A kind punch to the face.
Just for a second, take a step back, and remember that these are the actions of a 56 year old man towards a 17 year old girl.
Vulva are hugely underappreciated, an excellent archetype of a certain genre of music I spent a lot of time listening to on a lot of drugs
I've only just discovered Linehan was Peter Serafinowicz's brother-in-law. Poor Peter. Poor Helen Serafinowicz.
This is disgraceful, Australia is a disgrace.
Yesterday Jacinta Price, in very underreported comments, accused the Greens of supporting genocide against Israelis. But this morning every news outlet just carries her absurd, inflammatory lines about immigration? The whole media ecosystem is just a flywheel for this stuff, amplifying garbage.
Give Send Go, the Xtian nationalist crowdfunder & sponsor of Chairman Warren Mundine's Conservative Political Action Conference 2023, has raised tens of thousands of dollars to support the NSN and Mr Thomas Sewell. 'Never Again is Now.' LOL.
"Never Again is Now" is an ill conceived slogan, I'm not sure they're saying what they hoped too
Graham Linehan called my gf a terrorist for sending a polite email to a bar that had screened a Terf film
i've been walking around all day with a post-it stuck to my butt - aka "August, not sent" if it's name tag is to be trusted.
Every disposable vape purchased in this country could've been avoided by investing in the small hobbyist community that started small businesses selling this stuff, and were HEAVILY invested in the well being of their customers.
The document discusses nicotine poisoning. The main cause of this was the lack of clear and sensible nicotine re-scheduling that forced Australian users to import 100mg/ml Nicotine and dilute it themselves. Every single point they make can be attributed to the inherent failure of prohibition.
Terry Slevin, from the Public Health Association of Australia, is quoted here. The PHAA says vaping restrictions need to be evidence based, but don't actually provide evidence for their position on nicotine prohibition. [DRRRUUUUUGS] www.phaa.net.au/common/Uploa...
"touger penalties" will surely help stop the illegal vapes, I mean... I can not get a variety of drugs delivered to my house in under an hour because it is very illegal with very big fines.
FOIs are anti Semitic
kinda expecting a suspension for this, after which I will cry to the British tabloids about woke totalitarianism
"if you see a JK Rowling in the toilets, make a scene, call the cops and if all else fails punch her in the tits" It's the post like a failed comedy writer turned unhinged bigot challenge!
A focus on Canada's history here, but this really spells out how the war on drugs impacts all of us, and puts marginalised communities at an even greater risk of unjust, over-policing and violence.
"War on Drugs everywhere is a deliberately punitive war that destabilizes communities, blocks access to care, and maintains colonialism and capitalism through carceral systems of police & prisons & borders & gentrification & involuntary treatment." www.weavingourworlds.ca/wow-statemen...
it's a disgrace that Nauru is still an option for Australia to offload it's immigration responsibilities onto. These feckless arseholes have somehow forgotten how barbaric and (eventually) unpopular that whole shitshow was.
he said DRUGS so you won't give a shit bsky.app/profile/taba...
I wish getting smacked over the back of the head sent you to sleep like on tv, not possible brain injury like real life. That or I had some stilnox
Oh Christ, how helpful. The more general the field social workers work in the worse they are (in my experience), I train social work students and I have no idea why some of them are doing it, cloistered and clueless.
Eurrrrggggh, well this sucks. Is there any actual benefit from having her? Access to doctors? Anything at all? Because if not fuck her off. Unless there will be a punative response somehow.
"Police were seen handcuffing Sewell outside the Melbourne Magistrates' Court on Tuesday afternoon and putting him into a police van, along with two other men." Is it time for the song? I think it is time for the song. youtu.be/R5Cw043lPCE?...
I mean it's all work which defeats the entire point of it, but sadly comes with the territory.... A lot.
They're not mandatory are they? What agency? Lemme at them. Even if it's to politely retire them and ask for another? If it's NDIS you've got a lot of right to decide provider
Australian slur technology is the most advanced in the world
The show is quite good, unsure if it's because the DC bar is so low or if it's actually good
I get the impression James Gunn has a lot of sycophants in his circle, image totally unrelated
They want the votes of the people at the anti-immigration, Nazi rally. Quite clearly.
Clearly meant to be!!
I'd say it started with opium and the Chinese - in the US, anyway. But probably goes back further. Drug control (almost?) always starts with trying to keep a minority under foot
It's the first thing I saw!! How was that not deliberate!?
icymi: prohibition is racism
p.s. cocaine was initially negatively associated with Black people, which bolstered the push for the first national legislation on drugs "Once the negro has formed the habit he is irreclaimable. The only method to keep him away from taking the drug is by imprisoning him.”- Dr Williams NYT 1914
Statement: The Jewish Council of Australia stands with First Nations people after the cowardly Nazi attack on Camp Sovereignty. Our struggles against racism, fascism and the ongoing colonisation of this land are bound together. Always was, always will be, Aboriginal land.
"bone-petite"
actual fascist keir starmer
First computer with WiFi, went all in on Airport. I was briefly rich - first and last blitz on consumer credit, lol. Was piss easy to install the WiFi card too. Wanna upgrade (or remove to recover) the HDD tho? This is one final fuck you from Apple
I really thought it was going to power up, this was my first Mac purchased new. Not a second hand iix, Quadra 7300 or a wheezing PowerMac desktop. It was great, RIP
medieval smut or a pot of paint
Bob Katter has retreated from Brisbane to Townsville where he minced quotes from Thomas Jefferson & William Wallace under the Eureka flag. KAP Hinchinbrook MP Nick Dametto to his right. Whatever happens next, the party has now publicly aligned itself with Nazis. #qldpol
the oldies say the craziest thing Also...oppression? This is a march about limiting immigration guise, isn't it?
That happened years ago when Bob took the Proud Boys oath on camera. Still useful to remind us
His claim there were no gay people in his electorate 20-odd years ago got a much larger rebuke than his "the only immigrants to my electorate in the last 20 years are European Christians" from this week He needs to hurry up and die
It's entirely my fault because I've always gone tone for tone with her, often escalating the pitiful sound of it all
Kamir has found her voice and will not be quiet anymore!! Thankfully she's learned to only deploy the croaky "please help I am dying" meow when we've been ignoring her, not all the time, everytime
you rang?
House Republicans Want To Doxx Wikipedia Editors Over Bogus ‘Bias’ Complaints Congress has absolutely zero constitutional authority to investigate a private website for its editorial decisions. Zero. None. This is First Amendment 101. Yet House Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer and…
What's notable, I think, is that while the cis ally gives us vague generalities about solidarity the transphobe is making concrete proposals about how to do transphobia most effectively.
I'm not interested in platitudes about opposing transphobia from people with actual legislative power. Are they going to act to protect our right to exist in public? Will they push for informed consent healthcare? What, materially, does their alleged solidarity with us mean?
Me, on a date: me gusta or successful crab?
I have a memory of smoking up there but I think that's a phantom, I'm sure I was too young to smoke in restaurants. Maybe on the balcony.
Vividly recall the semi-disposable foil trays with the embossed M, upstairs in the three storey Rundle Mall McDonald's
What people think they 80s were like versus what the 80s was actually like.
One day I'll go to the effort of working out the lyrics
Ice fish in zein candy lake
Finally ordered 2 new drives for the 4bay qnap. 6tb becoming 16tb, warming up the bt client
disc horse being radicalised by RFK
If you think we don't need to look at how witchcraft is used as an abusive dynamic that denies media independence and causes long lasting seed oil consumption, you are the proverbial rich idiot 🔪
Happy Skynet day to all those celebrate! 📺🤖💀💀💀💀💀💀🥰
they’ll just move him to a different parish and he’ll do it again
being a nasty, mean old prick turns your mouth into a caricature of an anus (apparently)
The Kennedy Curse is meant to kill them, not do this
demented white people really thinking it's their genes that got them this far
RETVRN to high pregnancy mortality, rotting teeth and dying from preventable illnesses
if voting means you need to sit back while one single fucking guy undoes a century of medical progress then maybe democracy isn't that great of a system
Started playing Spiderman, given everybody raved about it but....it's copaganda. Shamelessly so. There is a whole submission that plainly states you need to repair the NYPD's *mass surveillance system* What the fuck?
The people who designed this spent their 20s candy flipping and talking about Warp Records' graphic design
worst of all (probably not) this is a shameless and shitty riff on the very 90s Designer's Republic (et al) aesthetic, gen x are moving into boomer territory
I feel like this dude is of more help than social workers, he should expand his services
this is what they put out on Instagram 2 hours ago....
The unravelling clusterfuck of mid stage fascism in the US is distracting a little from the UK's ostensibly progressive party proudly putting out rabidly conservative propaganda, as they more politely enact an authoritarian, racist and all-round bigoted agenda.
To be fair, they are unintentionally correct: the guy whose Government removed over 35,000 people from the UK actually *does* have no right to be there
It's a localised bork of the mobile network....on the day I'm at a govt site that blocks social media and am using a hotspot to stay sane (waste time) Don't make me get paid to do work, Telstra. Fuck you
Is Telstra having a wee borko, or is it me?
if I was Tom Tanuki i'd totally change that thumbnail tho - he's not the pedder!!!
National Socialist Network member arrested for possession of CSAM — this is who is organising March for Australia this weekend. Paedophile neo-Nazis and neo-Nazis that protect paedophiles. youtu.be/TmehytbmozU @tomtanuki.bsky.social
the MASFPA movement (Make Australia Safe for Paedophiles Again)
