I SOUND LIKE WHEATLEY OH MY GOD
Just a random autistic person online.
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I SOUND LIKE WHEATLEY OH MY GOD
Wheatley: Do you know what I've done? I've sacrificed EVERYTHING to get us here. And what have you done? GLaDOS: She did all of the work Wheatley: That's what the two of you think, huh? Really....
Dude. My 2007 headphones have a sick ass resell value of 300 (goopy plastic)
Istanbul was Constantinople Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople Been a long time gone, Constantinople Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night
my entire desktop is made up of 1,013 hidden files...
@epicappleguy.bsky.social you have been uh... assaulted. by... me. and my... laptop
guys what
@thespyguy384.bsky.social I big shot
Plot twist; it's a steamos dual boot
Guys. My fat ass nephew cleaned my area.
@tahk0.bsky.social I, the magical dingus... present to you--!! (Follow)
@thespyguy384.bsky.social SANDVICH MAKES HEAVY STRONG!!!!!
Bluesky, is it *supposed* to do this?
i like bob's burgers (unrelated ((???)))
LOOK AT ALL THESE PAYIN CUSTOMERS
Actually, that's strangely comforting.
I have to live with my dumbass fat ass American nephew (he's five)
i'm your friend?
Normal bluescreen, (tw: flashing lights)
@thespyguy384.bsky.social how do you manage to like my posts fifteen minutes after creation- how is that possible... i just- HOW
the chromeos iso is real and you can compile it! (thanks to me) archive.org/details/f.-7...
Um ... Where's the progress bar gone?
The motherboard is over 30 years old without a CMOS battery installed, what the hell?
turning the homemade laptop into a speedy chromebook
Plop bad
Thinking about using gamemaker
It's worthy. (3D Printed a case and a cover
Ah... Hello, Gordon Freeman! It's good to see you.
hoLy shit
FL Studio mentioned
Now potato the graphics.
That baby fucking loves tickles
You.... YOU.... I can't believe you all are so STUPID!!! NOW I HAVE ALL OF THE SOULS...!!!!!
What the hell I thought this was subtext
I shall use thy magic eyepatch to- Defeat you
@thespyguy384.bsky.social I am the god. Well, not me... The flower is. But I control the flower. The flower controls the human. The human controls the items. The items control the code. The code. Goes to my laptop. I use my laptop.
I'm not even sure my OnePlus 6T A10 can handle bsky it keeps crashing :(
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[HEEHEHAHAHEHAH]] SHOT!!!!
I feel like P4 represents Gordon Freeman in a way (idk I play half life a lot)
I hate this man so much
OHHH..... YESSSSS!!!!
@thespyguy384.bsky.social you.... YOU...!!!!!! you're cool.
I've been living a lie, a metamorphical scheme.
I've been you. I know you. Your facade is a scam And now you're making me cry- This is the way that I am.
I present to you...! www.youtube.com/@Ruler0fEver...
This monster can fit in a real laptop shell... (2008 era probably. Most likely Dell or HP.)
Shitbook 2000!!!
I haven't even watched it, I'm just going by internet memes. (Sorry!)
@thespyguy384.bsky.social jesse... we need to cook.
I turned into the announcer
You dropped this back in Black Mesa
What the fuck is this?
THE FLOWER'S GONE.
No, that's black mesa
i think my music got left in the washing machine also true pacifist :3
@ggxoo309.bsky.social yo, so... Thanks for the follow
THIS BITCH
drew some shit basically, do what you want with it
So um, The uh... um... The uh... The um... yeah.
DELTARUNE TOMORROW! (wow, this is late)
