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Dude's suit looks like it's being powered by the same tech as inflatable lawn decorations.
Nobody ever talks about the people who don't die from our policies.
Sorry, J.D., that it wasn't your week.
Two guys who both want to fuck their respective daughters. At least one of them was successful. Dig up, stupid.
Hope they're taking the staff with them. Not a lot of readers down there.
Truly life changing.
Ain't no head bumps quite like the first ones from a new skittish kitty.
I'm considering doing novelizations of every Harry Potter movie. I don't know if the fans would ever want to read a book about a movie they've already seen, but this could be my ticket to the big time!
Donald Trump has an opportunity to do the funniest thing imaginable.
When she decides to lay on you, that's basically the final word of the evening. Go to bed, everyone, the cat has spoken.
*SuBjecT LiterAte.* You still sound dumb.
Firearms are used to kill. Not difficult.
*have
I figured you to be conspiracy blue maga. I hoped I was wrong, but you've proven otherwise. It's super cool that you've found out how to copy and paste the big words. Hope that works out for you, just not on this platform. Havw fun with your ilk over on X. You'll be happier there, reply troll. ✌
Tell me again about step three.
Cite your case.
*hypnotize....Not sure if that made it easier or harder for you.
So, still nothing? All them words to say "I'm a fucking moron, with zero ability to debate." You should have started with that. Maybe you should hyponize yourself to get your head out ass or mahbe even something more permanent. Your choice, hoss.
Tell me what is incorrect about my statement instead of speaking in hyperbole that you incorrectly think makes you sound intelligent. It should be fairly simple to disprove my statement. I'll wait, but you need to actually say something, not just talk your way around saying something factual.
You wrote "do do." Tell me more about literacy.
Some people are simply imbalanced and when they have access to an object created solely to kill or injure that creates the opportunity for mass casualty event. This isn't difficult to understand for a person capable of critical thinking.
Also important to note that guns are one of the only inanimate objects created solely to kill things. They have zero other uses, unless you're Homer Simpson.
I'm really not sure that this photo actually proves he's alive. In addition to how he looks here, you can see the strings ffs!
Few things. 1) Maybe tell people what tf you're talking about before talking about it. 2) Scratch that first one, because nobody gives a fuck about the opinion of a douchebag fascist that grew a beard to hide the fact that he looks like a chubby emo 8th grader. 3) Stop covering for pedophiles.
Could just be Chueng or Scavino.
Ngl, if it happens while he's in office, I'm opening accounts on every social media platform to troll MAGA with a simple "Yeah, but cui bono? 🤔"
Yeah, but if we fund hospitals and medicaid, the billionaires won't get as much, so....
Sure, why not? They already gave $5 million to her domestic terrorist producing family.
I'm guessing that "Pspspsps" wouldn't result in this:
It's not just the fact that they're destroying programs like this, it's that they are essentially throwing away the money we've already invested in them with nothing to show for it.
This spirit box I bought only says a few words such as "Gassy, smelly, stink, go, now, good god, leave, the smell, he stinks."
What could go wrong?
"Trump didn't do anything wrong. Yeah, and neither did Jeff...oh, and also neither did I."
Alan Resnick is a prophet.
It's kind of funny that Maxwell said that she never saw anything inappropriate regarding Trump, Epstein, nor herself. If anybody mentions her interview in defense of Trump they are also going to be defending Maxwell and Epstein.
Stephen Miller said "If you got time to lean, you got time to clean."
I always ask the cashier what time they close and remind them that I can come back then. Usually that's about the time my peanut allergy kicks in and they have to call an ambulance for me.
I finally got to pet this pretty bobtail void. It was worth the effort.
I can't believe the media isn't taking this time to remind us of Biden's health.
For a guy known for making wild hand gestures when he speaks, he sure hasn't done so today. 🤔
I don't watch tennis, because I think that every professional match is fixed by the mob. It's basically a racket.
Petty bitch move.
Love reptile focused joints. If it can't kill me, then it just isn't quite as fun...unless I get to hold it, then all rules are out.
Everyone should find a significant other that has no problem cooking for you.
I hate walking into them, but they're awesome little web spinners and they build a new web every evening.
Caraway seeds are the devils pubic lice. Disgusting.
🤞
Those four people in Mississippi who can read and write must be furious right now.
I still don't know how they got that car in there.
Then you'd be at a drive in theater, not an indoor one.
Nobody in the video is real.
Bangs.
You're only beggining to?
"Prices are going up. Benefits are being cut. All at the behest of one specific moron." It's not difficult, but you'd never know it.
This post is about the film Weapons.
There should never be a car in the theater.
Possibly.
The world feels real here?
Populism? He's a creepy weirdo that nobody can relate to, much like his boss, but with very little support. Luckily, Trump will never anoint a successor, so there will always be a group of charisma black holes fighting amongst themselves for his base. If we're lucky, it'll happen in the next 3 yrs.
That sounds kind of like a bribe.
Blue MAGA is singing the praises of South Park as some sort of savior. These people neither understand South Park, nor that they're (blue MAGA) part of the problem.
That got dark quickly. I stand by it.
If you're cool voting against your old ass interests, then I'm okay voting against your lives.
It began as a joke, but now I'm not so sure. Yeah, the 50-64 can fuck themselves. Fuck themselves into oblivion. They had the privilege of non internet times with the facts of internet times and if you still voted republican, you can fuck off and die, sooner rather than later.
Chonky boi.
Retired, you say? Steer clear.
We all need to do our part to help our elders.
I'm with MAGA on the Cracker Barrel rebrand. I liked how the old logo had a picture that describes it's name.
I miss when everyday wasn't an unprecedented event.
We've had two since ICE began, hoss. Neither did shit.
Oh, no, not vagrants. Tell us more, soulless ghoul, drunken fox news guy and nazi talking couch fucker.
Their goal is that it doesn't end. They are hoping for violence so that martial law can be declared. Then rinse and repeat in other cities.
Others care about what foods you can eat or hats you can wear or showing your face. What's the difference?
Your boss is a pedophile and he got dog walked, yet again, by Putin. We watched it live, tubs.
They're trying to fast track a violent incident for the cameras. They want a Reichstag fire to jusify their new Reich.
Digging Alien: Earth so far, but really could have done without the cat. #Alien
The damage has been done, but I just hope it happens while he's in office so we can see the conspiracy minded MAGA tear themselves apart with Vance being the one who benefits most from it.
On Newsmax?
Support is support. Monetary or not.
When we crack transferring consciousness to a robot body, it won't be the best minds that live forever, it'll be celebrities like the Kardashians. They'll be free to make generations perpetually dumber.
Silence is complicity. Wake the fuck up.
A.I. will never fully take the place of retail or service workers, because the worst people will always require a another human to treat like a piece of shit.
Cue RFK Jr. professing that radioactive shrimp should be the only seafood you're eating.
"That was also the night that the war of the world aliens came to Earth. The data is their food. Amazon gift cards are their money. Their spacecars are named Jeff."
For once, you aren't lying.
Trashy
Adam lived his life a quarter mile at a time.
Possibly the most pointless article ever written.
Bidenomics. When Trump becomes president, he's going to bring prices down, and fast.
Jail, but we have no shortage of other crazy people to take up the mantle.
jfc
Fed a humming bird by hand today. 10/10. And look at those tiny toes!
With a spoon, right out of the jar.
Not very objective.
Engineer or problem solve your way to a therapist, Big Balls.
And then the post that I said I wasn't. Geez, you must've had a helluva time in grade school. Anyways, I wish you well.
You get angry quick. Maybe try therapy.