Not defending this jackanapes in the slightest but 5:02pm is not early for Happy Hour.
Not defending this jackanapes in the slightest but 5:02pm is not early for Happy Hour.
Draping a flag over his coffin? Eff that, he gets the bin Laden treatment: dump his ass at sea and lose the coordinates
Just a well executed dad move
HarvJeff Epweinstein
This guy is an unbelievable dick!
Man I recently bought a rotisserie chicken from Costco and just ate it in my large automobile in the parking lot like a total dirtbag. That’s America
But did he get it from Lidz in the mall
“(WHICH MANY SAY SMELLS WEIRD)” **chef’s kiss**
He’s also meeting Putin for his employee annual review
Everything in this wild AF article seems dangerous
bc he rayciss AF
Tanya and her sister Shiela are having a brew ha. No mention of the hatchback incident yet. Laying low for now
maaaaan fuck the implications of this. We need to stop these bastards
Careful man, there’s a beverage here!
When he died we cleaned out his house and found cases of hidden Cutty Sark 3/3
I kept working for another half hour and this was is what greeted me when I walked into the kitchen: 1) fried Steak-ums slathered in creamed horseradish on a hotdog bun 2) an expired Milwaukee’s Best Ice which was ice cold 2/3
Missing the old man. Before he died I went over to his house because he had handyman stuff he could no longer do. I was over there all day fixing various shit. About halfway in he says “lemme fix us some lunch.” 1/3
I’ll never forget Seth Meyers comparing this guy to a “spoiled ham with a caterpillar mustache.”
Readers, I regret to tell you that Tanya keyed my hatchback. I also suspect her in the robbery of my tape-deck and Rush tapes
If you’re already going can I get a Publix sub
Feels so bad www.youtube.com/watch?v=FExB...
Ok…so Fat Rambo can bring it on. which he won’t because he is a hilarious coward
This. Also, as a former kitchen guy, brunch was an opportunity to use up the food that didn’t sell during the rest of the week. All cooked by hungover/still drunk people from the night before.
Politicians who invoke ”the American people” when they really mean “whites” can get fucken bent, too
They do not care. And not just because they’re heartless bastards but also because they do not expect to ever be out of power again
First time the complete truth spoken on that floor ever
Clowns don’t rein in other clowns. They encourage them. And make stupid noises as they do so.
Guys, let this go. Can’t change it now. Even if true and demonstrably provable, do you think a R majority congress or corrupt SCOTUS will do shit about it? Spend that energy on organizing to remove this clown and his goons. Root and stem. Impeach, convict, and remove. Total denazification.
2008 Wimbledon final
Agree, Ant-Man was realistic when he said he made all the correct plays. He is already the guy behind the guy. OKC was just better in the end. Feels like MJ vs late 80s Detroit
Who cares what he says, watch what he does. Odds are really good that he votes for the murder bill after they pay him off or threaten him
^”because of”
www.politifact.com/factchecks/2...
Name droppers are often, but not always, line steppers.
youtu.be/olf0o3jfhns?...
I really feel like boxed wine caught a lot of strays with the Pirro thing. Listen, we’ve all been there - when you were broke, that’s all you had, and you were looking to have a special time. It really doesn’t matter once you get to the second or third glass anyway.
they’re really top 5 on my list of best punctuation marks; I really can’t say enough about them.
Shocking that a leader would have the basic empathy necessary to do it effectively too. Especially in these dusty AF times
It’s like these guys -who certainly would have chosen the fancy gold chalice- learned fucking nothing from this movie
Some (most? all?) of this shit will be judged by history as atrocities
…because they are drunk and being an abusive dick
They’re swole guinea pigs lol
Of course the power move here would be for O to call his bluff, declare his candidacy now, and force a definitive court showdown ASAP.
Dayum. I’m vegetarian but I would house that
I learned how to dance by watching Soul Train. On Youtube.
Others have remarked on this, but I share the experience of being a kid and imagining that quicksand was gonna be a problem at some point as an adult. I’ve had to deal with some heavy bullshit over the years but never quicksand
Picked up a silk robe on sale. Excited to finally complete my sketchy coke dealer look
Ask someone from Boston who the current Prime Minister of Canada is. Lol
He did a hit on Npr Weekend Edition today too lol
Lol dumbass
Depends. Do the tariffs apply to mushrooms?
Most definitely they will, all are walking and talking bad faith arguments in the service of corruption in outlandishly obvious ways. Sadly, another victim of the higher standard held to rational leaders who make well-intentioned mistakes sometimes, while craven others do far worse and fall forward.
She tried to do her job (advocating for Michiganders) and got ambushed. I mean, yeah, a bad look and maybe should have known he’d set her up somehow but maybe she knew and did it anyway to try to extract some relief for her suffering constituents. I dunno, maybe we don’t lizard brain this
He’s been rich AF for so long he forgot who he is and where he comes from
i’ll hear no slander of raccoons, our brethren in trash
"Never underestimate the power of stupid RACIST people."
Bumper sticker that says, "Bought after the pedo diver thing... during the Grimes thing... you know what, this is on me. My bad"
Given up on judges stopping him. Now putting all my money on cholesterol.
It's getting, it's getting, it's getting kinda hectic
Oh goddammit someone broke into my hatchback and got my tape deck and Rush tapes 😔
whenever this eventually ends, the necessary Nuremberg-adjacent trials that follow will be quite the spectacle
this ain’t no disco
this ain’t no party youtu.be/jLwZvg46jms?...
Invective for the inveterate invertebrates in charge right now
Sound check: youtu.be/DsTol6rhKdo?...
…in the flow of conversation: “Again, as a fan of science and dystopian fiction, i seem to remember being specifically warned about exactly what has been happening”
Made some nachos
On S2E6 of Golden Girls
If you ever wanna take a special lady out for a special evening lemme know because i have a stack of subway coupons
We only need courage
What a dick!
Well you wouldn’t know a diamond if you held in your hand The things you think are precious I can’t understand-
If anyone knows the whereabouts of my Doobies 8 track, I’d appreciate the information no questions asked.
Really really exhausted living during exhaustingly shitty historic times
This won’t meaningfully change without the vacating of Citizens United v FEC. Which won’t happen for a generation or more without expanding the court, which won’t happen without Dem supermajorities, which won’t happen in a right-dominated media and political ecosystem.
No you cannot just have my Steely Dan tapes
Thrifted this absolute winner
GUYS. I went to bed the other night at like 6:40p and it was awesome
Workin' on our night moves