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Niki Morris

@nikimorris.bsky.social

Mom | Appalachian | Deadhead | Nerd | Bengals Fan for Life | #ImWithHer | #fuckthepatriarchy My bawdy, irreverent views are my own.

created November 13, 2024

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Waaaay up.

1/9/2025, 2:24:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I fear America is irreparably broken.

27/8/2025, 5:27:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social) reply parent

Pot. Meet kettle.

26/8/2025, 4:49:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Remember when Elon Musk was pretty much living in the Oval Office dressed like it was 21 Jump St?

25/8/2025, 4:05:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social) reply parent

If you’re over 50 and I know some of us are hello 1.0 get that vax. if you have little kids, especially under three. Vaccinate. abcnews.go.com/amp/Health/l...

21/8/2025, 4:23:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social) reply parent

Shout out to HRC.

21/8/2025, 3:13:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/8/2025, 11:08:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social) reply parent

Correct I’m raising two hippie kids right now and I know exactly how they’re gonna vote. Peace out.

20/8/2025, 8:12:58 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social)

Had a heart-to-heart with my youngest. He heads to college in a few days. I let him know that there’s always an off ramp. I told him I believe in him and I know he’ll do just fine but if he ever needs a break to not be afraid to say it. I learned this from watching my oldest struggle in silence.

19/8/2025, 10:29:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social) reply parent

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19/8/2025, 11:23:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Running again is not a terrible idea, regular Ohio working class people def like Sen. Brown, and he does resonate strongly with many of the rust belt voters who somehow went MAGA light but aren’t really deplorable. I think it’s a good money shot. Not to mention throw up names who else we got?

19/8/2025, 3:15:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social)

My son is now a freshman in college. The advice that I’m giving him is very simple: forget you are a US citizen study like you are a citizen of the world (he’s a linguistics major), travel. Make plans to live outside USA at least for a bit. Think globally, act locally. No matter where. Be kind.

19/8/2025, 3:05:46 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s not just this. Even when I get the men in my life to participate, I have to direct them as if I’m the conductor of their lives. “Hey, I’m important but I need you to tell me what to do so I can exert my superiority.”

19/8/2025, 2:55:32 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social) reply parent

Word. But I’m feeling fiery about this season and am looking forward to my in person pre season game next weekend at home against the Colts. Who Dey.

19/8/2025, 2:52:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s never too late to be a good parent or parental figure. Just remember that your kid could be 20, 30, older even and if you show up in their lives, on good faith, I guarantee it’s going to make a difference. Every human is someone’s child; every child yearns for a loving parental figure.

19/8/2025, 2:47:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social) reply parent

It helps if you’re a man and also a good person when it comes to being a role model for good men I think that’s where we’re falling down.

19/8/2025, 2:43:21 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social) reply parent

Who Dey bitches

19/8/2025, 2:37:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social) reply parent

You know, women may be overworked, underpaid, and finding it difficult to resist, thanks to the overwhelming burden of care, but I would caution the GOP not to go too far because when you push women past their point, you best watch out we will make time to fuck you up. With precision.

19/8/2025, 12:33:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social)

OK, twist my arm. I’ll watch Bengals football even though it’s the preseason because everything else is awful.

19/8/2025, 12:29:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social) reply parent

Case in point, his last act of Congress was the bipartisan Social Security Fairness Act. Look it up. It’s a good law that helps retirees.

19/8/2025, 12:00:00 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social) reply parent

Let’s talk about effectiveness. He has sponsored and co-sponsored progressive legislation that in no small number was passed into law. I’m not going to do homework for you dear reader but look it up and then look up, I don’t know Bernie Sanders record for example.

18/8/2025, 11:57:19 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social) reply parent

Ohio ain’t there yet.

18/8/2025, 9:43:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social) reply parent

He got out spent by the the broligarchy propping up Bernie with all their dirty nasty money.

18/8/2025, 9:20:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social) reply parent

Those dancing bears got you a follow. We are everywhere.

18/8/2025, 9:17:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn straight.

18/8/2025, 9:16:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social) reply parent

I hate him with the fire of a thousand suns.

18/8/2025, 8:51:29 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m struggling with Sherrod Brown sucks when in fact, his last act of Congress was the Social Security Fairness Act. The wonkiest thing ever that also makes a big difference in the lives of many retirees.

18/8/2025, 8:19:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social) reply parent

One of those people is my sister.

18/8/2025, 3:52:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social) reply parent

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18/8/2025, 3:51:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social)

Do I like Newsom - not really. Am I intrigued by his swagger? Yes. Would I support him if he was willing to fuck some shit up hell yeah. Sorry, not sorry.

18/8/2025, 3:54:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social) reply parent

Crockett.

18/8/2025, 3:34:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social) reply parent

Keep it up Governor Nasty.

18/8/2025, 3:31:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social) reply parent

Who do these men go home to at night? Who is giving them comfort? I am both sickened by the men in this photo and just wondering about the rest of their fucking family.

18/8/2025, 3:28:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social)

Something weird is going on with the housing market all of a sudden. Home prices are going way down. More houses are on sale.

16/8/2025, 5:19:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexander Clarkson (@aphclarkson.bsky.social) reposted

An Alaska summit of two declining powers leaving the EU, China and India to clean up the mess they leave behind

15/8/2025, 11:47:50 PM | 252 57 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey League. It’s a war on women. I’m gonna take anything I can get...however I can.

16/8/2025, 1:52:25 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/8/2025, 9:12:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social) reply parent

This! I live in Southeast Ohio, and I can’t understand why the home of General Sherman is filled with wannabe Confederates.

15/8/2025, 7:54:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/8/2025, 2:58:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/8/2025, 6:55:41 PM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social) reply parent

Hillary would have been the best President of our lifetime.

14/8/2025, 10:54:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social) reply parent

Word. I’m on team Nasty.

14/8/2025, 10:45:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social) reply parent

Yup. Grow some Dems. Satire is your friend.

14/8/2025, 10:13:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social) reply parent

One thing that regular people can do is understand their sphere of influence and begin to politely yet assertively ask probing questions, bring up the issues. I understand we’re all trying to hold down our spot, but we should recognize that we can influence our peers in small ways. Esp at work.

14/8/2025, 12:40:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social) reply parent

Love will do that to a girl

14/8/2025, 12:15:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s a war on women, people of color and LGBTQ people. Guess what! There are more of us than there are of them. If we unite and we fight, we win.

13/8/2025, 11:22:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social)

How do we have a space station and gene splicing but no one can make an oven so the bottom drawer slides in properly on the tracks?

13/8/2025, 10:00:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m starting to believe in aliens because there is no fucking way this is a human being with a brain

13/8/2025, 9:57:31 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social) reply parent

Full disclosure I also live in Athens, Ohio, which is like a hippie oasis in the middle of, I don’t even know anymore - possibly the most stupid place on earth.

13/8/2025, 3:49:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social) reply parent

I was born and raised in Ohio. I have a really good job with a pension and a great house with a mortgage interest rate that doesn’t exist anymore. My children live here. My love is coparenting his daughter with his ex who won’t leave and so I’m not leaving him.

12/8/2025, 11:46:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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10/8/2025, 10:55:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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10/8/2025, 7:29:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The correct and only answer is Pet Sounds.

10/8/2025, 6:06:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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9/8/2025, 2:10:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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9/8/2025, 5:42:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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9/8/2025, 4:56:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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9/8/2025, 4:50:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Scumbags

7/8/2025, 9:21:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Such a weirdo.

7/8/2025, 12:23:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These dumb dumbs.

7/8/2025, 12:22:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a weirdo.

7/8/2025, 12:18:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social)

The Kennedy name will be tainted forever due to the brain wormed junkie dumb fuck trying to rot teeth and kill people while flirting with eugenics. And for the really really stupid people in the back busy courting and spreading measles in 2025. Yo dumbasses. He’s fully vaxxed.

6/8/2025, 4:27:47 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Catherine the Grateful (@freeandclear1.bsky.social) reposted

Bravo Texas Democrats

4/8/2025, 2:14:09 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social) reply parent

What I am. And the whole shooting rubber bands at the sky album by Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians.

4/8/2025, 2:52:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social) reply parent

Sitting here among the “little cities of the black diamonds” in Appalachian Ohio, wondering what the fuck is even going on right now.

2/8/2025, 4:02:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stoned bf>drunk bf

2/8/2025, 3:12:02 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Free?

1/8/2025, 9:15:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sade. I promise

1/8/2025, 7:37:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s such a weirdo.

30/7/2025, 2:59:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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RIP Gwen Ifil

30/7/2025, 4:43:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social) reply parent

OK, what do you have against PBS NewsHour? I mean Judy Woodruff enough said.

30/7/2025, 4:42:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes. Ohio sucks

30/7/2025, 4:36:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No one’s utility bills are going down anytime soon either. I’m not even sure the electric grid can handle what climate change is bringing. In that case it doesn’t even matter if you have money to pay your bill, there’s no lights on.

28/7/2025, 1:31:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like depressed little river towns. They have the best summer tomatoes.

26/7/2025, 12:51:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Get it, Athens Ohio

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25/7/2025, 2:26:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social) reply parent

Come on everyone - and I mean everyone admires, even just a little bit, Hunter Biden swagger and dare I say BDE. He gives good face or D whatever.

23/7/2025, 4:54:48 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s right the women are smarter.

23/7/2025, 4:51:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It physically hurts me when I see your reasonable, intelligent, well read, experienced posts come up in my bluesky feed because I just get so so very sad when I think about what it could’ve should’ve would’ve been with the smart sane, brilliant mom and grandmum in charge.

23/7/2025, 4:50:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Niki Morris (@nikimorris.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait, doesn’t CBS suck Trump’s little shrunken pinky stick?

23/7/2025, 4:34:04 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Word.

23/7/2025, 4:31:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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May you create your own blessings and welcome your own peace. Also fuck Trump.

23/7/2025, 4:29:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks for sharing. She left her mark, literally in my current home town of Athens Ohio.

23/7/2025, 4:27:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rain, rain, rain, rain rain. I don’t mind.

21/7/2025, 2:52:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sorrowscopes (@sorrowscopes.bsky.social) reposted

Sagittarius: You will run into an old friend at the grocery store while you’re hiding from them in the freezer.

20/7/2025, 6:39:14 PM | 256 54 | View on Bluesky | view

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For better or worse, I do not have to imagine.

20/7/2025, 9:01:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hitting in the head repeatedly?

20/7/2025, 9:00:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m in SE Ohio and it has rained like the tropics every single day for the last 10 days and the forecast is rain every single day for the next 10 days - it is bonkers!

20/7/2025, 8:58:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just found some in Southeastern Ohio on a hike this last weekend. I guess all the rain is good for something.

18/7/2025, 4:40:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I may not be the best parent in the world that is up for debate. But I explained to my son tonight as we packed for what is sure to be a rain soaked camping trip. Bro, if you’re not gonna be the brains, then you need to be the muscle.

18/7/2025, 3:31:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My alma mater has a new trustee. 🤔 www.ohio.edu/news/2025/07...

18/7/2025, 2:31:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your all caps post is a chilling indictment on your fitness serve my friend.

18/7/2025, 12:31:44 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Super. Duper. Weird.

17/7/2025, 11:44:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Actually, they lean in on racism and misogyny, but you do you.

17/7/2025, 10:54:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What scares me the most is that the people in charge of my everyday life in a certain capacity are dumb as fuck.

17/7/2025, 10:53:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It may take a little while longer, but believe me folks he is rotting from the inside out.

17/7/2025, 8:07:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Justice is not being served. #breonnataylor

17/7/2025, 6:22:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Leave your life in such a way that you get a link to live Phish from a friend you went on dead tour with yrs ago quite out of the blue as a lovely reminder that some peeps think about you when they are at a concert.

16/7/2025, 12:25:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I actually read today. It’s going to be Treasury.

15/7/2025, 2:31:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where else but the Fort has John Prine invite special guest Roger Waters onstage for Sunday service?

14/7/2025, 10:19:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh. So DON’T let them eat cake.

14/7/2025, 3:09:58 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view