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Hakeem Jeffries voted for Charlie Kirk Day but still isn’t sure if he’ll endorse Zohran Mamdani. This is why the approval rating of the Democratic Party is lower than Trump’s or the GOP.
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A lot of coffee and sandwiches in that area now between the new concept, what’s going into the Phillips Murrah building, Kaiser’s, and Not Your Average Joe’s.
Came here to say this. Even if they couldn't have separated them, they still should have killed Tuvix. With a hammer.
It is genuinely humiliating as an America to have this sour, cowardly, narcissistic lout represent us and to know that so many Americans applaud conduct like this. Just deeply embarrassing.
I loved seeing Redford’s effortless cool contrasted with Poitier’s intensity. Great movie.
This is a horrible way to find out.
Hope this dude didn’t take a contingency.
You’re really selling this Constitution concept
I feel like housing should be cheaper.
Caustic
It's what Charlie would have wanted.
Don't forget, Picard played the space whistle after he experienced the entire life of that one dude. Maybe you aren't actually yourself and just experiencing this life. When you die, you will wake up on a space ship and play the space whistle. Toot
If the CEO received his max compensation (base salary plus incentives) and payed this out of pocket, he would still receive almost $19 million dollars.
We have to have our guy in before the next vote seems to undermine the idea this is about mortgage fraud.
What kind of pension do retired insurrectionists get?
I think we still have time for a volcano. Fingers crossed.
I continue to denounce political violence, even when it happens to someone despicable.
A gravelly voice says, “you are!” Camera pans to the back of a waiter. He turns around to reveal Jeffrey Epstein. Roll credits.
Well, obviously I make poor decisions, so sure.
I hear I can pre-order a shiny new one today! It might even work!
Every Apple event they say this is the greatest (insert product here) they've ever made. But, what is the alternative? "This year, we've decided to make it a little shittier!"
This morning my iPhone stopped playing any @crooked.com podcast. Just an error message that they won't play on my device.
Good thread.
Does Arch Manning shit himself during games? Stephen Sarkisian suggests, maybe.
There’s no excuse for bad manners.
“I could go for some liver and a nice Chianti.”
So, he witnessed crimes and informed the FBI? That's quite the development.
We wouldn’t want to put out field agents in danger.
And keep in mind, whether they are right or wrong, they still get rich. CEOs are not ruined by their bad decisions. Only is little people.
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My law firm’s founder, Jim Roth, participated in an Oklahoma Senate Interim Study regarding renewable energy regulation. I provided emotional support and worked the clicker. www.okenergytoday.com/2025/09/rene...
I share this CYOA ending every couple of months, because it comes to my mind every time.
The Everglades Concentration Camp costs 3x one of these trains.
I remember studying the Red River Bridge War between Texas and Oklahoma and thinking, “we were so stupid back then.” Also, it’s always Texas, isn’t it?
Is this post about my cousin buying a Ram T-Rex?
It’s full of stars!
The Brew Shop in OKC
I’ll believe it when I see it.
Yea. Like tomorrow.
She probably has more to fear from being blackballed by republicans media than she would have from voters had she ran for reelection.
i'm now a KWCIMBY (kowloon walled city in my back yard)
He was “”found found”? Like, double positive?
Well, now I do. Thanks.
If Gav can rally the troops, good on 'em, but I'm seeing the same thing you are. I don't really see him gaining support from average folks throughout America. If people think he is the presumptive nominee because of these antics they will be less likely to vote for him in 2028.
The problem with Clinton and Harris wasn't their gender or ethnicity, it was the feeling that the party chose them rather than the electorate. Successful candidates grow support during the primary. I think the election cycle is too long, but the voters need to be in the driver's seat.
Its name is Pete.
I think it would be even less likely for HW to say anything.
I'm sympathetic to the notion that past presidents shouldn't wade into politics after they are out of office, but I feel the current circumstances are unusually dangerous and I think I would have voiced an opinion if I were W. Sadly, now I think it's too late.
It was a reel joking about innocent phrases that became dirty later.
This is the second Skeeter joke I've seen in the last 30 minutes. What is going on?
Hey everybody! Let’s do magnets!
It’s interesting to see how much more exercised the media gets when the agency under attack serves the wealthy rather than the poor and working class.
This is a reminder that you are probably better at your job than you think. I mean, this guy's running around.
My psychiatrist had me do a complex math problem. I was diagnosed with a bad case of the dumbs.
I have a vision i am an ARTIST
Then you did it wrong.
(Slowly dumps cookies into the trash while my daughter cries in the corner.)
Sure, but deaths are done. And we have cookies.
During COVID we used our cookie jar to store masks. Today, my 9 year old made cookies.
When I was a kid my dad bought a 1972 Chevy truck. The previous owner had taped a picture of a topless woman to the dash. My dad tore it down. My 5 year old brother: “Awe, I thought she was kinda pretty!”
Hurling bodily fluids? (My favorite Oklahoma crime)
Tulsa was once notorious for appointing members of the KKK to represent African Americans.
Searing
It's mostly un-skippable cut scenes staring Nelix.
Bring back heck of a job jokes.
Also true.
The surface area of the sun is 212,000 times the surface area of earth. We would need to strip mine hundreds of thousands of planets to obtain the raw material necessary to build a sphere around the sun.
It may take a few years, but think of the benefits. If we build it out beyond Neptune it would be both too far away from the sun to be beneficial and impossibly huge to exist. #genius
This is fun and all, but they’ve been engaged for nine months. I don’t think it’s a secret.
Cops love it when you walk up to them and whisper in their ear.
Bondi: "Our law enforcement officers are telling us that people are coming up to them on the street, they said a lot of people are walking by, whispering, saying 'thank you thank you thank you.'"
Same
Yea yea
I just laughed until my head hurt
Newsom responds to ICE agents outside his redistricting announcement.
Is it a police state or a coinkydink?
Well, the Texas Revolution and, by extension, the Battle of the Alamo was largely fought to maintain chattel slavery. So "Remember the Alamo" and celebrating the confederacy seem to go together.
Slightly diminish a band: Smooch
Its hard out there for a pimp (and sex pests more generally)
Public figures only speak at their supporters, so it isn't a question of convincing anyone. They aren't saying my opinions are supported by these facts. They start from a shared world view and then offer an imagined reality that supports that shared view.
*15 year old girl
I participated in the largest anti-war protests in history against the Iraq war when I lived in Europe. My friends and family in the US didn't know it had happened.
My home down movie rental place had a "nunsploitation" section.
A dude assumed ownership of my camera a few years ago and the cops helped me get it back.
Zohran Mambdani today:
