“no! ‘died WITH COVID’ not of” — jd editing obituary
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“no! ‘died WITH COVID’ not of” — jd editing obituary
as awesome as it’d be, the idea of president couchfucker should make us not leave him out of our death wishes too
they’re training an llm based on his truth social postings. it will take over because they can’t get jd to stop stress-humping the furniture
give me more episodes of lower decks or prodigy or strange over a new Abrams movie
i heard he just starts humping and you can’t stop him. you can try but unless you wanna get messy, you gotta just use a stick. it’s best to just let him go and get a new couch.
… and i fucking love it
i heard vance stress, uh, soiled a couch
he can’t go after Waffle House. the Waffle House index is all we have left now that he’s destroyed fema and noaa
A case of severe buttlapse
🤞 please be buttlapse, please be buttlapse
i would eat nothing but triple decker strawberry/grape/strawberry uncrustables until my various organs explode and then buy new ones
i would buy uncrustables. maybe a whole uncrustables factory, if my accountant thinks it is wise
sigh yeah. the universe needs to just be in eastern time
trump junior gonna be in for a surprise when he doesn’t get handed the keys to the white house
seriously should i stay awake not wanting to miss it or go to bed early so i don’t miss it tomorrow?
hahaha suspending funeral horses just in time!
he’d probably be a good candidate for it, since there isn’t much to upload
my stoner brain says they think they can ruin labor day forever, as would surely be his wish.
yes more, more! it is giving me life. the juice! we haven’t fed since kissinger. the air tastes sweeter tonight!
alright i will take bunk now, setting an alarm for 2. you guys take this shift and if rudy, donnie or even billy dies before then, you wake me up. you can sleep from 2 until 8 and i will wake you up. simple. really if you were here for his indictment, you know you don’t want to miss this.
how can i be sure i will wake up if he goes? is there an app i can get? ooh is that an app i can write?
seriously: you have even odds if you just last another 24-48 hours
how funny would it be if a man who hates labor died on labor day?
wait before 7pm? what the hell, i thought he was a night owl and all
as i get deeper and deeper into cheers, fraiser’s hair makes less and less sense
i was thinking rudy and then “one of ours” (*wink*)
three hot chicken restaurants opened within a half mile radius of one another on the same “stroad” in the last year. each one has had a minute clinic thing open within a block. it feels like how McDonald’s did all this real estate research & bk just said “near mcd’s”
it’s like in that new final destination movie: there’s an order to this. anyone know what bill is up to lately? i saw him lugging around a defibrillator last week.
how are you not deceased
you do understand that the lessor demons — your governors, mayors and whatnots — have to descend to hell first, before the big boss
this just flooded me with memories of the store in my high school. i’d get one of these for me and a fudge brownie as a bribe for the pe teacher so I didn’t have to go, three days a week for a whole year
ohhh good point!
yeah they needed some sort of story out there before it got out and they lost control but they clearly haven’t thought this through much/aren’t good at this
At its best, public health is noble work that strives to improve the wellbeing of everyone, while deeply respecting the individual dignity & worth of all people PH must not be a field that demands the needless deaths of its practitioners. CDC employees deserve to not be killed at work.
manchvegas
Also, there's only one Level 1 trauma center in NH and it's all the way up in Lebanon, it's faster to Med Flight to Boston. Dartmouth-Hitch is only a level 3. So he either wasn't that badly hurt, the trauma center wasn't 'local', or the timeline is all fucked up.
woah bluesky answered my question about if he was at Dartmouth. neat, thanks!
he’s gonna be responsible for the accident and her injuries, for sure
LETSFUCKINGOOOOOO
if rudy sucks his last turd do you think we will get a retraction of all those articles about how there’s no funny on bluesky?
i would bet good money he was drinking in the car! i am wondering how the woman got her injuries for real though
charge your phone, or miss out on the best night of bluesky since kissinger ate it
17 firefighters died trying to save phoebe, the only good friend
charge your phones now, jic because this place will be fiiiiiire
because with great power comes great asssss
ok but what do we think really happened? i bet he somehow was responsible both for the crash and the woman’s injuries.
mmmmyeeeeesss?
they see one loaf of killer mike’s and then vote against their own interests for four generations
i gotta stop reading about chatbot psychosis. it’s astonishing how often i spot it in the wild now — often in replies to articles about chatbot psychosis! ugh this is so dangerous. uh, sounds weird but maybe talk to your loved ones about their chatbot usage?
i wonder how far terrence howard has gone, now that he has access to a “pocketful of PhDs” that will confirm for him that 1+1=1. he was saying that shit even before chatgpt, i honestly hope he is ok.
i am going through so much medication, i have given up going to the dispo and am just buying cheap farm bill weed online and chain smoking it
oh it is absolutely hilarious any way you slice it but my stoner/d brain was obsessed the entire movie!
i got so baffled by it. is it a good wig doing bad hair, or a bad wig doing good hair or just bad bad bad. i was very stoned tho
my crash was in 1994 and if i sneeze right, i am right back in 1994 for a few weeks. i supposedly “bruised the cartilage” in my rib cage. i hope yours isn’t that.
is this a real uk resident or is it an llm trained on the “paddington bear” corpus for britspeak? do people really say plimsoll still?
they see one loaf of killer mike’s and then vote against their own interests for four generations
ok but substitute in “Disney” and it still works
see a loaf of killer mike’s bread, head splodes
wait for it
damn you say “loading dock” a lot, and you’re right every time!
i can’t believe he straight-up said a random guy on the internet was more right, i expected a lot more equivocation
gift link
gonna guess this block was because of the above skeet… who needs allies who have wet kleenex for skin
they will surely produce this article but with assface CEOs instead of ICE goons
* bot damnit. do you think the bot that autocorrected it is mad because i hate ai?
gift link
the bit that DMs you when you get blocked is kinda fun because you get to play the “wait why did this resistor block me?” game and it’s always for the weakest of jibes pointed at “our side”’s leadership.
we find the ONE legitimate use of ai and of course they want that regulated.
get yer Baja blasted
WHAT? but phoebe was so lifelike!
he can really frank… my stein. ugh innuendo was much easier when he was promoting dune
yeah, it honestly helped me be a bit more forgiving of myself, that this is real. i bet if i turned it in to disability they would just say “well if you can do crosswords at all you can go back to work”
ok ok, we all made it through the night. odds are still good we outlive him
i dug through my daily crossword times the other day and there’s dramatic difference in times post covid and honestly i am thinking about submitting a chart of them on my disability claim
fuck me, there’s WiFi at burning man. burning man used to meant ten days of freedom from the world‘s most annoying people
this has made me unspeakably mad!!
this is the internet, of course you can
whenever i hear any version of this song, i limply go 'right' with a barely clenched power-fist, just like in this video, whenever it gets to that part
one nice thing about ai written articles: they’re all in such a consistent format that you can just jump to the end when you see bullet points and emojis because it will contain a summary. it might have nothing to do with the rest of the article but that’s on them.
ok archive save is done.
fuck it’s only the first few pages. lemme see if archive save finished yet.
btw, it’s only the NYT but i loooove @fnyt.bsky.social for gift links. read the whole paper this way practically
yeah it’s a gift link but you can also only read so much. hit the open in safari button, then the menu next to the address, Hide Distracting Items, click on the banner and hit done.
if you have already hit your monthly limit and you’re on Safari, just use “hide distracting items” to get rid of the notice.
that link you posted said it’s free for a limited time so i think it’s already a gift link. adding it to archive.org now anyway.
also, this sounds weird but parents really need to talk to their kids about this. and vice versa, no one is immune. glad we are boiling the ocean and so far the only innovation is new ways to drive people over the edge.
andy, you’re not being fair. they have already blogged about it
his instagram is still up and it is chilling.
i am 11 minutes in to today's show and he's called the doc 4 different names.
you need to listen to this ad for dog condoms
this is probably the funniest part. did you know he had Flash Gordon STAYING AT HIS HOUSE LAST WEEK! youtu.be/C34gtmEfdmI?...
skip the dtf one, i am almost 15 minutes into it and it's just blah blah, shatner, blah blah, the kinks, blah blah, beat stern! 22 subscribers, 54 views, been out a month and a half, so roughly twice the audience mancow is used to
he also said that men wear shorts and flip-flops now and so, i guess, western civilization is over? you can really just wind him up and let him gooooo. mancow? more like manicow, amirite?
make that 39. boy he struggles over those chompers
i know this is about mancow but boy would it be fun to hear about stone on shocktober
glad he got his guy in at bls before the people who took the buyout windows' close and we start seeing them reflected in the numbers...
well, there's the problem: grand juries are for indicting the sandwich
