"This guy cannot edge a lawn properly! To Angola!" "He seared my carne asada steak properly! To Angola!" "She made me a spicy margarita and I swallowed a jalapeno! To Angola!"
The whole point is to trundle him up on a stage, get a mic in front of his gob and allow him to run off script for 7-10 minutes. IOW, Proof of Life
Using one pic already on your phone, what is the announcement at 2:00 pm?
$10 says this is how we discover the Futurama head-in-jar technology is real.
Chances he keels over the podium mid-sentence? 5%? 10%?
His one advantage: he didn't bring her to a Coldplay concert.
And within 3-4 weeks, his games will be buried in the Noon Kickoff Slate.
He was one of those "That Guy" actors who was in a million things, both TV and movies. Always did solid work and made sure he gave exactly what the role needed. RIP.
So is this the most lopsided Monday night football score ESPN will televise this season?
UNC's defense took the ball and their offense gave it right back!
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary There's Something About Gary
He looks like Ray Winstone's character in The Departed
It's the End of the World As We Know It
Started that way on day 1 of the season. Hasn't changed now.
I think he wanted to go last year but we couldn't let him leave after Tomi's injury. We have much better coverage now. The hard part is I can see him getting even better and being worth more than €25M
This is either a date or a mystery solving adventure that will turn into a date.
It makes zero sense. You wouldn't install or take a toilet from a place. Why countertops or kitchen appliances? Everyone needs all that stuff.
Saw that the Transfer Window officially closed. Did we get the Hincapie deal done? Never saw an official dot com announcement.
That seems so weird to me. Like they're literally only renting out the walls, floor and roof?
Really need to build a Halloween movie 31 days watch list.
Yep. Option 2. Besides, there is TCU-UNC on TV tonight. Gotta rest to enjoy that mess.
Slowly coming together. Slowly but still. Just picture how much better it will feel come holiday time!
Bayer took one look and said, "hell naw". Didn't give him a chance to win a cup tournament and buy himself another six months.
Good night
I said it at FT. It took a wonderstrike to separate us and them. This while being down our best overall player and losing our best individual defender. Hate losing but I can contextualize and catalog it away. The title won't be lost here, but at the likes of Molyneux and St James Park and the GTech
Thing I didn't know existed until today: the Taco Bell 50K. Rules include: Gotta finish in 11 hours. Gotta consume one food item at one of 10 Taco Bells on the route. Save receipts and food wrappers for proof. No Pepto use allowed. This sounds like a torture from Hell! tacobell50k.com
Wouldn't it be proof of life after death?
Heard from? Directly? No. He might have lost the ability to speak
They spent from Thursday to today bigging us up just so they could now put these pieces up.
The list is long. I'll go with one for now but this changes all the time open.spotify.com/album/0Om2TW...
What do you mean my disco-power-metal cover isn't approved???
As J Jonah Jameson taught us:
I might bring Eze at the half and Nwaneri at 60-65
Also means we aren't fucking about with hurt players. Someone is not well? Sit down and let's not make this worse
Eze on the left?
@derekamaya.bsky.social ULM has a chance to do something epic next Saturday.
The BIG downside of CFB: the shitty ads
Funkytown and Wake Me Up When September Ends
Does that mean they have to run up that hill now?
Game, The Real Death Valley
LSU gonna win an opener??!
My nephew just asked my SIL, "What even IS crunk?" What is understood need not be explained, kid!
What in the 1995???
Love UtA!! Apex and Abyss got me through the pandemic!
Is that the "Grimsby Town beats Man Utd" of college football?
LSU got a defense that can win a natty. Do they have the offense?
Seems to be mandatory to lead in Baton Rouge.
Y'all 🤣 #GoNoles
WHY are you still trying to run this ball, Brian Kelly???
So is LSU-Clemson the "Death Valley Derby"?
First great gif of CFB 2025 This will get used a lot!
Well, down goes Bama.
Do you self-inflict the death penalty at this point?
At least Bama didn't do this in front of Saban and Lee Corso
You gotta appreciate Bama helping out the Fullcast Patreon by making people want to sign up to get this week's Fullcast After Dark!
"Paul, it's really this simple. They have to run the ball more!"
ROLLLLLL WAAAAAVE
I mean, are we sure we want Arch Manning??
Refs getting way too involved today
Nardwuar While interviewing Tyler the Creator
A good point. If he'd not won today, he might have gotten the sack over the internal break. Now, he's ensconced at least until the holiday period.
Might have started the shirt pull outside but he fell inside of it. Soft pen but I'd have been upset if it had been against us and not been given. So by that metric, I think it fair.
It would be nice if they weren't. Shared universes are nice, but I want more good stories I don't need to do the homework for.
Of course they are.
When you overhear an old Latin lady talking on her phone, telling whoever is on the other end of the line to "pray to God that you open your heart and mind and develop the sense that He gave a fly" all you can do is stare and go
Didn't he want the city to give him the WTC building to redevelop? Like, just turn it over to him for free?
This gonna turn into a Bigfoot-style photo chase before he's gone.
Or maybe he has 4-6 impersonators/lookalikes much like Stalin or Putin
Jimmy looked better in his 90s.
Maybe they're gonna bury him in the 18th fairway?
Meanwhile they get both Freiburg and St Pauli at home on either side of having to come to Emirates.
Went last month to Walgreens and was able to get all 4 shots in one go (flu, COVID, pneumonia and dtap). Was worried these fools would do something idiotic.
Just imagined Vance and Miller trying to run through the woods of Camp David, plotting and scheming to beat the others to the punch.
My TL is nothing but college football takes and reactions.
Makes me think back to all those transfer windows where Arsene would say that more than 5 players in would disrupt the squad. We've now signed in this summer alone: A backup keeper 2 backup defenders 1 starting midfielder 1 backup midfielder 1 starting attacker 1 backup attacker 1 starting striker
I've learned to take that Ash Wednesday off just to recharge. And at least here people get why someone might want to be out that local Thursday.
P-A-B is perfect for building those sets one didn't get a chance to buy in time or GWP that went away fast. Sucks that we have to suffer for that clown's ego
I was so mad with myself for leaving my snow boots in Chicago because *ahem* it NEVER snows in New Orleans!
Congrats! And here's to a new ride!
TGIF! I’m playing at the Kerry Irish Pub tonight from 5-8:30. Come join the craic!
I remember you mentioned about the struggle in getting them to understand just how difficult things can be here when the party is in full swing, be it Carnival, festival season, football season, etc.
I imagine you run into the same issue come Carnival season. Like yes, they're at work where they're at, but a parade is about to roll down the street here!
We couldn't sneak in and steal Xavi Simons from that lot now, could we? (Doubt we make any more purchases in what's left of this window, but the scenes -- the absolute scenes! -- this would cause give me a moment's hesitation).
Feels apropos
Lest we forget how we have come so far in 20 years.
My only thought regarding today's anniversary is that life hinges on many small moments, but just a few big ones. However, you choose to mark this day (or not, like me), that is valid.
@aaronsvoboda.bsky.social @brisvob.bsky.social thoughts?
Ruin a book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title: Tom Clancy's Pride & Prejudice Make a book better by adding "Dean Koontz's" to the title: Dean Koontz's Never Let Me Go
Don't forget Game 5 of the World Series last year. 🤣
Holy 💩!
I know *you* know I sell prints, but someone else might not know and this post is letting *them* know… 🌁 - scottcolesbyjr.darkroom.com
Does that make Jimbo Fisher the Alligator Head Coach?
Tents for a place that gets as low as 23 degrees F and as high as 103 degrees F.
Arsenal's Champions League Group Stage road: H: Bayern Munich, Atletico Madrid, Olympiacos, Kairat Almaty A: Inter Milan, Club Bruge, Slavia Praha, Athletic Bilbao Not bad tbf. No insane away trip. The toughest matches are at home (besides Inter). I'll take it.
Champions League draw happening. Already drew Bayern. Groovy.
I mean, seriously???