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The real Alice Roberts

@noodlesstan.bsky.social

I guess I’m here now.

created November 7, 2024

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Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Just like Melanin’s coat they don’t really care about us.

2/9/2025, 8:20:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Lol

2/9/2025, 10:28:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t want to get sand on my stuff and towels. At this point my flip flops or sandals are coated in sand on the bottoms and we are now fully avoiding getting sand literally everywhere. Leaving them behind minimizes sand on my towels. Plus, warm sand on feet = very nice.

2/9/2025, 10:14:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Because we need to maintain a nation research and response center that is competent. I understand the reasoning but disease doesn’t adhere to boundaries 🤦‍♀️

30/8/2025, 4:03:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes thank u

30/8/2025, 3:52:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Putin approves

30/8/2025, 3:47:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

No stop

30/8/2025, 3:46:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah I’m not sure encouraging states to pair up and peal away is great for a “United” f’ing “State”. “one nation under god, indivisible”. INDIVISIBLE YALL

30/8/2025, 3:46:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

What of immigrants fling their bodies over our border using the hight of the windmills

27/8/2025, 12:27:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

LMFAO

27/8/2025, 12:25:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Also it’s not a disagreement between two nations. One is trying to violently occupy the other. There’s no need to negotiate or mediate. The aggressor (Russia) just needs to stop aggressing. It’s so easy that little kids immediate understand this. Baffling how hard it is for a grown a$$ man.

25/8/2025, 1:46:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Already is! She’s a legend.

21/8/2025, 1:40:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Bingo!

21/8/2025, 1:30:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

In Fla now. I just heard from 2 x “ship captains” for various “family friendly” tourist activities on the gulf that it’s the Gulf of America.

21/8/2025, 1:28:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

I just drove through the south and I get a strong sense that southern white people are still happily lapping up the racism.

19/8/2025, 3:37:28 AM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

For those of us who survived Covid: DUH

18/8/2025, 5:14:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Couldn’t agree more. In the meantime it’s probably a desirable side outcome if millions of people die from disease and global warming. Easier to control a sick and desperate population. We really need to get our acts together and form strong communities, mutual aid, bartering. Etc.

14/8/2025, 3:09:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

A country at war with itself. Russia is going to absolutely love this for us.

14/8/2025, 3:02:03 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, from a conservation and energy standpoint also. Green energy is both economically and environmentally sound yet this admin is scraping and clawing it back, ratcheting up climate warming. They want us dead.

14/8/2025, 2:47:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Doozy of a storm. The sky was green near the lake on the north side.

12/8/2025, 2:00:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Centuries from now we’ll be in the middle of a hellish climate catastrophe and the trump administration knows it. That’s why they want Greenland.

12/8/2025, 12:18:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s disgustingly tapping into very real mistrust of the damage greed and capitalism has inflicted through the opioid epidemic. Rural areas were hit the hardest.

11/8/2025, 11:11:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

This feels like standard tried and true anti-leftist, anti-institution, anti-intellectual propaganda.

11/8/2025, 11:06:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Why doesn’t anyone talk about this as a vestige of the red scare? Both anti-fluoridation and anti-vaccines is tapping into a 1920’s anti-communist relic.

11/8/2025, 11:03:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

10” in north shore

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11/8/2025, 1:43:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Agree about the underreporting!!!

11/8/2025, 1:40:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Same. Then the flood warning got my heart rate up. Long night!

10/8/2025, 3:04:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Ew sicko get help.

8/8/2025, 12:51:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re spot on with the word degradation. It’s utter free-fall. Collapse. Pilfering. Abuse. Madness. Sickening.

8/8/2025, 4:26:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Omg please find him!

5/8/2025, 6:06:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

He is a superior salesman though. He is giving you his time. That matters.

5/8/2025, 3:49:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Yessssss

5/8/2025, 2:24:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Everyone knows that the walls around our nation go all the way up to through the atmosphere! We have our own air here in ‘Merica!

3/8/2025, 1:40:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

And how do you answer? Also, is that Aurora?

31/7/2025, 4:03:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m confused- is this addressed to me?

31/7/2025, 3:57:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry Judd, I know you know but this is exhausting. We all learned everything about Epstein through reports, podcasts, articles, tweets, books, comedy, Substack posts, on and on. The public knows. We’ve been shocked and sickened. And yet no justice is served. We’re also very tired of the abuse now.

30/7/2025, 5:25:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Bull shit. Stop peddling hopium. No patience for Nazis. This isn’t reality tv. Got off your a@@ and do something.

30/7/2025, 5:21:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

And it’s so unsettling now that you mention it! Terrible design actually.

30/7/2025, 2:35:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve been reading your work since November of 2016. You must be so tired of writing about these ghouls, Sarah. I so appreciate the Twin Peaks connection. One of my favorite costumes is Log Lady because no one knows who she is. So I just look like a crazy lady holding a log.

30/7/2025, 2:00:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t let them know you’re a real person!

30/7/2025, 1:46:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Block and report. Always.

30/7/2025, 1:46:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Read her books. Join us in knowing.

27/7/2025, 3:58:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

The savvy, interested and engaged people want gov’t to regulate industry, allow people free choices, and to tax billionaires 😂🙃. This is where allowing trickle down economics has come home to roost.

27/7/2025, 3:47:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

David is a human being. What you’re looking for is a climate aggregation bot.

27/7/2025, 3:06:09 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone on this app said “p. p.” tape stands for something else, not golden shower. And yeah, that makes a hell of a lot more sense.

27/7/2025, 4:53:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s putting it kindly.

27/7/2025, 4:36:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

This is good.

26/7/2025, 4:50:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes this. And I keep thinking about who has produced the most online content and it sure isn’t busy working mothers. for example.

25/7/2025, 1:10:46 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social)

And yet somehow we’re going to vote our way out of this... 🫠

23/7/2025, 3:40:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Absolutely not.

22/7/2025, 2:50:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Because some of us have grandparents who fought wars so that you and I could have a shot at a future. I’m not about to cheapen that sacrifice, thanks.

22/7/2025, 2:50:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Same. We have 340 m people can we JUST HAVE A FUCKING NORMAL MF IN THE OVAL MY GOD. Sorry for yelling.

22/7/2025, 2:48:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

I can’t even with this

22/7/2025, 2:46:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Omfg absolutely not. please. 🤦‍♀️

22/7/2025, 2:46:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s just theater now because the transcontinental billionaires call the shots. We are now the great divided nation, all to keep us from seeing the actual classism that unites us, red vs blue. And it will only hurt us. And enrich the billionaires and fossil fuel executives. It’s insanely evil.

22/7/2025, 2:43:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Correct. It’s an international criminal network. Trump is just the pretty face.

22/7/2025, 2:34:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

A king who wants more than power, but also sadistic pain. It’s truly so f’ing dark.

22/7/2025, 2:32:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

What?

22/7/2025, 2:32:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Underrated reply 🤣

20/7/2025, 12:57:17 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck yes

19/7/2025, 12:46:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

We’re awash in fossil fuel funded madness in the US. These executives need to be held accountable for mass murder at this point.

18/7/2025, 4:10:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t let Bezos the Bozo buy you @wired.com

16/7/2025, 3:38:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

What’s in his brain is proof of nothing. He had tapes and logs which are much more valuable. I think it more likely that he was murdered.

16/7/2025, 3:31:48 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re coming for WIRED mostly. Straight to the jugular.

15/7/2025, 1:08:20 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Energy stage is a great resource!

12/7/2025, 9:31:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

The mainstream deserves new character characters too.

12/7/2025, 1:31:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Check out amicus to find a local vetted company. www.amicussolar.com

12/7/2025, 1:26:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Work with a local company that only serves your area and try to get your installation done this year so you can get the tax credit Before December 31.

12/7/2025, 1:23:57 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

A credit to you AND HIM. 👍

11/7/2025, 4:11:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t even get me started. If they’re not boring or ugly, they’re covered in logos. So much ugly and ego. And they’re collected like gems. It’s embarrassing to be a human sometimes.

11/7/2025, 1:12:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Truly. It’s so disgusting. And it’s an ugly bag! IT IS UGLY. wtf.

11/7/2025, 1:11:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

We are truly stuck in a time of the most banal shared experiences that we will just try to find something- ANYTHING to make it work for us. We should collectively demand a return to taking risks and ya know, maybe failing is ok in the process.

11/7/2025, 1:06:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel allergic to superhero movies at this point. Like can we PLEASE I’m literally begging, can we find a new subject matter that doesn’t revolve around a man saving the day? Yeah… I know. It’s different this time bla bla bla. But art shouldn’t be about mining the same dusty ass theme 1,000 times.

11/7/2025, 1:04:31 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

I absolutely adore this omg

8/7/2025, 12:25:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Not me. He’s not my president.

7/7/2025, 3:18:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Hi! Sorry I didn’t mean you. I meant the person you were talking to. You seem lovely.

6/7/2025, 9:13:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m not sure how to fight for her. She’s been overtaken by hostile international criminal elites. And anyone with power is handing their power over for a handful of money 😟.

5/7/2025, 1:26:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

I think about this episode nearly ever day. No joke.

5/7/2025, 1:22:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s sweet!

5/7/2025, 1:19:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ll never f’ing forget this. This was back when things could have been challenged and justice served.

5/7/2025, 1:17:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Good question

5/7/2025, 5:15:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

THIS.

4/7/2025, 12:23:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep this fucking country. but also this is asymmetrical warfare. We all fail to see that it’s a global war waged by bots and transnational operatives. Our own devisions are being weaponized against us.

4/7/2025, 12:16:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep, they want people dead. There’s no other way to understand this.

30/6/2025, 8:35:29 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tyler Norris (@tnorris.bsky.social) reposted

The president and his family want to sell you Chinese-made Trump-branded phones, but want the destroy the US solar industry ostensibly because of Chinese-made components.

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30/6/2025, 7:26:43 PM | 92 29 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

THEY NEED TO ALL LOSE THEIR JOBS. The spineless hollow men.

30/6/2025, 8:30:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

I missed some of it and would like to hear it read aloud again.

30/6/2025, 2:39:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s exactly right. Delay delay delay.

30/6/2025, 2:38:38 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Sucks to live under a gas station dictatorship. What ever happened to tHe fReE mArKeT they purport to worship like is f$cking god?

30/6/2025, 2:37:05 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly. Trump’s just a gas station ho

30/6/2025, 2:29:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

And they’ll replace him with someone somehow worse. Dumber, more corrupt, less competent. That’s the Republican way!

30/6/2025, 12:52:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Not getting a “my friend” vibe. More of a sockpuppet vibe.

27/6/2025, 7:08:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

How do you feel about using (aka destroying) fertile soil through mono-crop on an industrial scale? How about cellphone towers? Water towers? “So much destruction”, yeah? I assume you’re terribly upset by it equally? The fact that you’re zeroing in on solar is a dead giveaway as to your funding. 😆😉

27/6/2025, 7:04:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

We need to return to this human nature.

27/6/2025, 6:53:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Human nature also lead to taxing the wealthy 91%.

27/6/2025, 6:53:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re using a court case that was built around the Amish faith. They are truly in this to force religion down our throats.

27/6/2025, 6:31:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

National treasure, this man.

27/6/2025, 11:54:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes. The whole fascist shitshow was birthed from the red scare and the octogenarian’s who cooked up the fear are still the ones in power 🤯🤪.

27/6/2025, 11:44:36 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social)

I’m giving up online recipes and going back to buying cookbooks. The AI slop has driven me back to my local bookstore! 😇

26/6/2025, 11:06:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The real Alice Roberts (@noodlesstan.bsky.social) reply parent

Every single Covid shot kicks my butt!

25/6/2025, 6:43:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view