"Empty haircut" is the perfect encapsulation of Newsom, and I say that as a 2-time Newsom voter.
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"Empty haircut" is the perfect encapsulation of Newsom, and I say that as a 2-time Newsom voter.
Trump can't give himself the Medal, can he? Who am I kidding, he's the President of the United states, and I have it on good authority he can do anything he wants!
Poor guy has been struggling to stay relevant since 2012.
C'mon, Crackers, take the W and shut up.
Remind me, what cabinet post or ambassadorship did Tim Scott get for debasing himself for Trump during the campaign? What, none? Ouch.
Didn't even have a sandwich.
Too much.
He needs that low impact exercise, I guess. I wonder if he signs the menus when he goes to a restaurant at this point.
They should have a network like that. Music videos on the TV. No idea what they might call it.
He's just... well, whatever the Stephen Miller equivalent of "glad" might be that he isn't the Most Hated MAGAt this week.
They'll have to use a different vector of delivery. At last count, there's like 37 cabinet members and rando MAGA grifters up his butt already.
That obstacle course must have been somethin' else!
¿Por que no los todos?
I've since retired, but was proud that the college I worked at installed robust infrastructure to keep the air changing and moving, not just some half-ass roll-around air purifiers. Hope they've kept it up
"No one has ever rebelled against their parents' blinkered, out of step conservative beliefs!" -Charlie Kirk, probably.
I believe the technical term is "shaking her money-maker," or in some circles, "what her mama gave her."
Fortunately, the traitor bitch is still dead, whatever color lipstick they put on her pig corpse.
Let's hope that holds. Much as I admire Barrack Obama, he got it based on vibes.
He'd have to, as far up as he is, otherwise he couldn't breathe.
What a disgusting scene. A bunch of old white minions sitting around the table complimenting the bloated tangerine buffoon. The winner was billionaire Witkoff who went so far up the orange anus by constantly complimenting and begging for the Nobel Award to be presented to Donny. #gross
Trump's obsessive delusion of winning a Nobel Peace Prize qualifies him for a mental exam. He's worsened multiple international conflicts, fueled domestic chaos, and advanced fascism. Witkoff lavishing flattery on his Daddy Dearest is laughable. Gross.
He's licking ~3' higher than the boots.
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Let's set up a GoFundMe to get these ass-kissers a crate of ChapStick.
That wasn't you? My mistake.
Get out of my mind!
Literally no one calls him that.
The Founders would have beat these cringing yes-men to death with the nearest blunt object, which would probably be another cringing yes-man.
Well, he's half way there, and with his levels of french fry consumption, the "tator" part can't be far behind.
It's not really boycotting when you weren't shopping there anyway
So long as its nothing tivial.
Not so damn slow, really. 7 months!
Wait, when did Glenn Greenwald stop being "Dollar General Glenn Greenwald?"
Your keyboard to god's ear.
The Supreme Corpse
one sign that the “unitary executive” is less the restoration of an older constitutional order and more the imposition of a radical new one is that allowing the president to act untethered from most legal or congressional limits has largely just served to plunge the country into disorder
SCOTUS thought they could ride the tiger and get what they wanted ideologically. In exchange, they would give him everything he wanted except the Fed. Just leave the Fed alone and you can ignore all federal law. But it ended the same way it has for everyone who tried to ride the tiger since 2016.
73 is a lot of people, and maybe he can come up with 73. 250-some million, at least, would beg to disagree!
Trump's trying to install a fascist regime inside the skeleton of our constitution, which is more like Orban in present-day Hungary, right down to the oligarchy and self-dealing graft.
You'd probably find most people couldn't describe what Nazism was, except possibly "bad," with small minorities who either do understand it, or who think Nazis were Socialists ("It's right in the name, man!).
That just adds a pejorative term, which doesn't make the picture any clearer to the majority who wouldn't know a fascist (or "Nazi") policy if it bit them on the ass.
Ecstatic Truth.
He had his moment with the Olympics, but then he went Full MAGA, and found out he's not the kind of felon those people are into.
Me, except with 12 pounds of baking soda.
^this^ Post was not meant as an endorsement of Newsom, who has always been too slimy for my taste, even when I've voted for him.
Big "me boycotting Tesla" energy from these gentlemen.
What's your plan, apart from posting on your socials?
Today is #Ukrainian Independence Day.We celebrate this day in full. This is our holiday that we fight for every day I think that this is also the holiday of everyone who stands with Ukraine, supports&helps Ukraine all these yrs. Thankful to all friends of UkraineMay we have the long-awaited peace!
Sure, there are often negotiations at the end of a war, but those don't usually start in earnest until the situation compels one side to get the best settlement it can.
MAGA is creating its own concentration camps?
The field is wide open, especially if we open the competition to all the little bitches AMAB.
Whomever leads the fight against Trumpism 3 years out from the next general election has to be willing to give up the leadership mantel if that's what's best for small-d democracy in the run-up.
Pritzker is a billionaire, so he comes to the plate with 3 strikes against him. Maybe he's a unicorn; I don't know much about his backstory, but billionaires are not reliable allies- they're not affected by reality like the rest of us, so don't have skin in the game when their interests diverge.
yada yada privilege yada yada equity yada yada oppression. Still true, tho.
It's the weekend
If Biden showed up with this, I'd be concerned for his health and wish him a speedy recovery, rather than hoping it's less trivial than it appears.
Wait, the Trump/Bondi DOJ has had an "ethics chief" up until this point?
Crows look at this dipshit and shake their heads over how desperate he is for shiny objects.
John Bolton is an awful human being, and the likelihood that he's involved in criminal activity of some sort is probably pretty high. Trump and his squad likely engage in more serious offenses before breakfast daily, so this is all pretty rich.
The way Trump's tongue-lashing his dick on the daily, I also believe Putin will be coming.
What a dipshit. Also, I appreciate that Bluesky doesn't spell-check "dipshit."
Great idea. Hopefully CA will get onboard. Speaking of, how's the plan for retaliatory redistricting coming along? Time's a'wastin'
They're just using their Privilege to create a system of Political Violence to move the Overton Window. This is fun!
I, for one, welcome our Sapphic Kitty Overlords.
I've only been once, for breakfast, when there was a CB across from our motel. I survived until lunch, but if a "down home" diner can't pull off coffee and biscuits and gravy, I can't recommend it to the motoring public.
Right there with you, Mehdi. Right there with you.
Why is the overall systemic murder, torture and dislocation of Palestinian civilians not labelled a genocide? You don't need "authorities" to "make that call." Use your eyes and report accordingly.
Like he takes phonecalls from randos.
Is there a GoFundMe for stale sandwiches?
What a fucking dipshit.
"Less self-awareness than a dog licking its ass in the middle of a public sidewalk." -Stonekettle
Every single museum in America needs to print out "Actually, slavery WAS that bad" and post it on their front door today.
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Only because the dog wouldn't come get it.
You further tarnish the already besmirched reputation of Benedict Arnold by comparing him to those 2. At least he was instrumental in winning the Battle of Saratoga (for the Americans), unlike these MAGA grifters. Sure, there was some unpleasantness later...
Gavin Newsom holding a mirror up DJT
I guess they figure that since 1977, the illiterate masses have learned to associate the jumble of lines and curves with the cracker and his barrel. Stopped there for breakfast once as it was across from the motel. Their coffee was mid, and they screwed up biscuits and gravy. Now THAT's a problem.
"Firing at random" seems perfect for these fascist thugs.
Most of the vagrants in DC are MAGA carpetbaggers.
Room temp burgers for the troops! Make Ptomaine Great Again
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What, no Kennedy super powers for the shrimp? The radioactive one, that is.
We all know what it is. ⚰️🍊
Pretty sure if you had a rifle over one shoulder, and a "Trump Must Go!" sign on the other, they would make an exception in your case.
I guess they thought they had to keep the "MS" for continuity, since they couldn't use the NBC trademarks, but those letters haven't meant anything since 2012.
"The Far Left" now starts with whomever is the the least MAGA congressperson in the GOP.
They couldn't issue her Gravy Seal an electric trike or a rascal? Pretty rough when a member of Texas' Finest can't keep up with an elderly woman who's stopping to chat with her constituents.
*Non-Snark Content* Thank you for letting us know. There is more awful shit going on in more places at the same time than at any time I can remember.
I can't get past not only taking "election advice" from Putin, but publicly admitting, if not bragging, that he took election advice from the guy who's never been in an election he didn't rig, and who TRIED TO RIG THE ELECTION THAT BROUGHT TRUMP TO OFFICE (and of course every election since).
Different world.
Better late than never. Your hair should have been on fire in 2015.
I hate Sinema just as much as Manchin. I'm pretty woke when it comes to despising narcissistic, self-dealing assholes.
If Big Balls can't cruise the early morning DC streets for hookers and blow, are any of us really safe?
I don't know, but it reminds me of a song. youtu.be/ywglDI4IaCo?...
I never knew Newsom was 6' 7" tall. Huh.
We are not! Just assumed that's something within the Felon's limited capacity to oversee on his own. MF gilds everything.
Book Avasarala>Prime Avasarala>SyFy Avasarala. It's the F-bombs. The boys knew what they were doing.
I was going to say something about the antecedents of "his," but any way you read it makes sense.