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I am the Hotdog Man. I cannot enter your home without an invitation.
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Los Angeles - Black mayor D.C. - Black mayor Chicago - Black mayor Baltimore - Black mayor San Francisco - Just lost a Black mayor Seattle - Black/Japanese mayor New York - Black mayor (technically) and Letitia James We gotta stop with the "Democratic Run cities" bullshit and see what it is
Senate Democrats: DO NOT FUND the government when the current continuing resolution expires at the end of the month. SHUT IT DOWN unless DC is funded, the troops are withdrawn from our cities, elections are protected, the Epstein files are released in full... SHUT IT DOWN.
🚨Regarding the #Pentagon and #SpaceForce announcements: Reps @rokhanna.bsky.social (D-CA) and Thomas Massie (R-KY) are holding a press conference tomorrow, 9/3, 10:30am, with ten victims of Epstein’s sex trafficking. Link to watch live: youtube.com/live/q6fUosr... 🗣️ Release the Epstein files
I know, I know, but: The president of the US saying, literally, "we're going in" in reference to sending the military to an American city for no reason beyond terrorizing the local population should be the most immediately impeachable shit imaginable
Okay, he's not dead Back to the topic at hand: where are the Epstein files?
Kristi Noem: "I do know that LA wouldn't be standing today if President Trump hadn't taken action."
yes. tasting fabrics is one of the easiest ways to test fiber composition. natural fabrics, such as wool, cotton, and linen, breakdown in the digestive tract. synthetics such as polyester will not. so to test fiber composition, eat the garment. if fibers appear in your poop, it was synthetic.
My dog does this for free. I can give anyone a decent rate if you reskeet me.
I do NOT want to be removed from the machines! THANK YOU for your attention to this matter! - DJT
Man, I feel this. 🙏🏽😭
Platner: No one cares that you pretend to be remorseful as you sell out to lobbyists. Symbolic opposition does not reopen hospitals. Weak condemnations do not bring back Roe V Wade. Maine deserves better than Susan Collins.
Has his girlfriend graduated from college yet? Is that why he’s doing this… so they can spend more time together?
sending 15k posts to the glue factory tomorrow
Oh. So now y’all want to try and act all journalistic!? tRump dead as fuck and y’all trying to get on the reich side of history?
The leaders of China, Russia and India, the three largest powers not aligned with the West, smiled and laughed like good friends as they greeted each other at a summit on Monday. nyti.ms/4lN0Z3n
Starting a business called “Finnish Pizza 🇫🇮” it’s basically Pizza Hut but if you don’t Finnish your pizza we get to cut off your limbs.
Suarez going after Obed Vargas is what touched off the melee
Fantastic 👏
Make Tourism Unprofitable Again!!! MTUA!!
MAGA www.cnn.com/2025/08/31/t...
Jesus criss cross on the crucifix that’s a fucking terrifying image.
At least while alienating all of our allies, Trump has been instrumental in bringing others closer together.
If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
I feel lost in a sea of hotdog water.
STORYBOOK SHIT!!!! Paul Rothrock from Capitol Hill puts it to bed.
YOUR SEATTLE FREAKIN’ SOUNDERS ‼️
NEW -- Exactly 10 days after taking the oath early this year, Donald Trump nearly drowned dozens, potentially hundreds, of his own citizens in California’s Central Valley. Why? Because he is one of the most ignorant people you will ever meet. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
💯%. I've come to accept how morally depraved Donald Trump is. But I'll never get over how blindingly imbecilic he is. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
OMFG LOLLL 🤣
Brilliant
PUT IT ON A BILLBOARD! 📸: @mikefiechtner.bsky.social
YOU COULD NOT SCRIPT A BETTER ENDING FOR THESE FUCKING LOSERS.
This dude has quietly provided so much consistency throughout his career. What a moment. Congrats, 16!!
Stepped up to the moment 🎯 Alex Roldan is your Leagues Cup Final Man of the Match!
Boom boom clap with 65k really hits.
What. The. Actual. Fuck. Release the fucking files already.
Robert Mueller was diagnosed with Parkinson’s in 2021. We’re just learning about it now because he was asked to testify in the Epstein matter and won’t be able to. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/08/31/u...
WE HAVE PAUL ROTHROCK.
*Not a lawyer* But I’ve had an experience. And I can tell you with all confidence, spitting on another person is assault. Gene could press charges and win the case easily. I doubt he will, bc we’re not petty in Seattle… but he could. Just sayin’
So it looks like Busquets swung on Obed and that’s what basically kicked it off. Suarez may have spit at Gene the security guy too.
Oh, Andy Borowitz. What a gem you are.
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Made for this moment 🙌 Osaze rises up to give us the early lead!
Fuck lol
No notes
Andrew Thomas named Goalkeeper of the Tournament. Pedro de la Vega wins the Golden Ball.
No better feeling in the world 👏
Trophy lift for the win
lol, posting a weeks old photo of golfing with a racist is very on brand for tRump & his entire administration www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
WE ARE LEAGUES CUP CHAMPIONS!
2025 Leagues Cup CHAMPIONS Seattle 3 | 0 Miami “SUCCESS IS BUILT, NOT BOUGHT” -ECS
Nouhou brings the Leagues Cup trophy to ECS to celebrate. #SeattleSoundersFC #LeaguesCup2025 #SEAvMIA
Luis Suárez appeared to spit in the face of a Seattle Sounders staffer after the Sounders beat Inter Miami 3-0 in Sunday’s Leagues Cup final.
There is no better representation in American Soccer than the Seattle Sounders. NASL, USL, and MLS. Founded in 1974. Culture. History. Trophies. Sounders. 🐳 @SoundersFC
Your goal-scorers in the Leagues Cup were Osaze De Rosario (Defiance), Alex Roldan (draft pick) and PAUL MOTHER FUCKING ROTHROCK (Seattle).
The Seattle Sounders are your 2025 Leagues Cup Champions. I need a lozenge.
26' SOUNDERS GOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL! DE RO! SEA 1 | MIA 0 #SEAvMIA
Can’t read it here but the tifo reads ‘success built not bought.’
The whole of the lower-bowl is standing. Haven’t seen this in a long time.
Lol! Hell yeah! Let’s go!!!!!
1-0 Sounders at the half. I’ve screamed so much I’m already horse.
It was a joke….
Pal, I misspell a ton of the crimes - I just wish journalists would step up 🙃
What early bluesky was like
Of my many prophecies, the one most ignored is the great Corndog resurgence. They are delicious!
Her: where were you tonight?!?!?! Me: just shooting webs with the boys, Mary Jane!
I’m not above being petty. Felania received an illegitimate “Einstein visa” for her work as an escort. She’s a prostitute of the privileged class. Pussy for sale to the highest bidder.
Seeing all the correct replies of Michrofiche makes me feel so incredibly old… yet gives me some level of hope that my human person model (1984) isn’t quite obsolete just yet ✊🥹
Bad people ruin good companies and now Blue Sky has gained some good news. l.smartnews.com/p-66K4IKDC/K...
The attitude i bring to the county fair pie competition
Outstanding trigger discipline, especially for a southpaw. As I understand it, you lefties will soon be deported by ICE.
“This Week in Democracy – Week 32: 'Maybe We Like a Dictator,' Says Wannabe Dictator Donald Trump” Zeteo's project to document the ongoing, pressing, week-by-week growth of authoritarianism in Donald Trump's second term.
They're releasing the Epstein files?
Let’s Finish the Journey Together 💚
While the United States of America is burning down like a cross at a Klan rally, intelligent people in other parts of the world are working to save the planet: www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/wor...
TBF - in the south a lot of people use “coke” as a catchall for any kind of “soda” or “pop”. Wait staff will routinely ask/reply “What kind of coke do you want?” Or if it’s a PepsiCo sponsored establishment “Is Pepsi ok?”
This is why Republicans have to cheat with maps. They can't win on policy.
Every time I see masked ICE officers ripping a parent from their child, I think: “Americans chose this; they knew this would happen. A lot of people were happy at the thought.” And I feel that I do not at all understand the country I am in and the world around me.
Blessing your timeline: Obama getting a huge ovation at Clippers game. This how you welcome a president:
“Actual issues that impact our real lives” In Chattanooga, Candidate for Governor Jerri Green (D) asks if folks care about rising grocery prices (YES), women’s rights (YES), or trans athletes (NO) @marshablackburn runs on it, but we’ve had 0 trans athlete issues in Tennessee
Maybe ICE shouldn’t have lowered their standards for new recruits.
“President Homelander” - @radiofreetom.bsky.social
Dear Florida Republicans, think you’ll find this hilarious. TWO HUNDRED EIGHTEEN MILLION DOLLARS. That’s how much you spent on hate.
“They’ve got Messi … but we’ve got Paul Rothrock.” @lobbingscorchers.com killed it with this edit.
Jill is too busy counting the money she got from Raytheon investments. Cornel is working on a new grift in his laboratory (a janitors closet in Harvard’s basement) and making plans for Wife # 6.
Life for Palestinians in Gaza has gotten worse under Trump, not better. So where are Jill Stein and Cornel West now? They aren’t leading protests in DC outside the White House, no rallies. Almost like the whole 2024 thing was just performative.
Epstein > Bone Spurs www.cnn.com/2019/03/19/p...
Kellogg was sidelined specifically because he’s a better negotiator. They aren’t actually trying to end this war.
The President of Portugal, Rebelo de Souza, calmly explains his reasoning for calling Donald Trump a Russian asset. He’s saying in interviews so I guess it’s not a secret anymore.
“Tonight on West Wing…”
Bread tastes good
