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Notjarvis

@notjarvis.bsky.social

Still a mediocre software engineer, father and husband. I aspire to be a mediocre hockey player.

created August 29, 2023

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Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

David Attenborough bmhad his best work ahead of him!

3/9/2025, 8:58:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachel Monsey (@rmonsey.bsky.social) reposted

You’ll never guess the way this thread ends (at least I didn’t) but it’s incredible

3/9/2025, 5:07:25 PM | 12 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social)

Sitting on the sofa working whilst Sandi sits next to me looking oh so elegant #proofofcat

Cat sitting up. She was licking herself but stopped when I took this picture
3/9/2025, 5:37:49 AM | 57 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social)

We used to be a proper country. With proper graphics.

3/9/2025, 4:48:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

No Street Hawk? Disappointing

2/9/2025, 4:50:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Will - Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 (@showerabsolute.bsky.social) reposted

Best way for Zach Polanski to deal with the gossip about his past is surely just to make a clean breast of it, get it all off his che...(gunshot rings out)

2/9/2025, 2:01:40 PM | 74 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

This is just fact, not opinion.

2/9/2025, 11:12:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

He hasn't been explicit about it but he said there was something about the working environment he didn't like IIRC Between Barrowman whipping his "little Barrowman" out every few minutes, and Clarke being an out and out creep, I think he's been pretty much vindicated.

2/9/2025, 8:55:30 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

Another game from the same company I loved is "Soma". Only one spot really scared me, but the plot and imagery is so unnerving I found myself thinking about it for weeks later.

1/9/2025, 6:05:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

"Amnesia the Dark Descent" a horror game without any weapons with Dated graphics (even at the time of release), was the one game that really made me nervous. There's a bit where there's an invisible creature chasing you, you can only tell where it is through the splashes it makes in the water...

1/9/2025, 6:00:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

Loved that game

1/9/2025, 11:17:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

Mine too...

Sandi asleep in the middle of rhe couch
1/9/2025, 6:25:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

Haha. Feel like the BBC are under instructions to say how great the Hundred is etc.

31/8/2025, 7:36:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

Although I am quite enjoying the commentators pretending there has been any competitive game there. It was clearly done by about ball 40.

31/8/2025, 7:25:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

Anyway. Already feels this game is done. Trent's batting just hasn't got started and they lost 3 big wickets. Watched a couple of Hundred games this year, and its felt like a 50% chance the game will be a boring one sided affair.

31/8/2025, 7:02:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social)

Personally I think "Three-pete" is a vile Americanism and should be banned. #thehundred

31/8/2025, 5:21:24 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

*surprised face* I always thought you were funded by "Big Burrito"

31/8/2025, 3:57:58 PM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bright Wall/Dark Room (@bwdr.bsky.social) reposted

"More than any other Alien movie, David Fincher's ALIEN 3 is aware of Ripley’s existence as a woman, and the unique and universal horrors that come with the territory of inhabiting a woman’s body." - @dodgyboffin.com

31/8/2025, 2:00:40 PM | 33 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

Stacy's Dad

31/8/2025, 12:41:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coates (@oddthisday.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

But the most exciting news of the day is – yes, of course – it’s the 48th anniversary of the beginning of The Enfield Haunting, when a COMPLETELY REAL poltergeist moved furniture, made knocking noises and caused children to levitate

Photo taken in 1977 during the Enfield ‘haunting’ which appears to show a child flung by unexplained forces out of her bed, while two other children scream from another bed. There are three single beds crammed into the room, a garishly patterned 1970s carpet, and posters of Starsky and Hutch on the wall. The girl is pictured in mid air, wearing a red nightie, and apparently shrieking, but is in a posture which suggests she could easily just have jumped, not been flung by a ghost
31/8/2025, 9:42:41 AM | 90 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

I've become lazy in my old age. I get about £50-70 of vouchers for Xmas and then pick up stuff only in sales, and that covers my gaming for the whole year. I don't mind playing games from a few years ago, and too old for online franticness, so it fits me.

30/8/2025, 10:32:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

Currently Ghost of Tsushima on the PS4. Got it in a sale Open world Samurai stuff is entertainingly different enough. It's fun in a fairly undemanding way.

30/8/2025, 10:26:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social)

Am trying to play my PlayStation game in peace, but sandy is trying to distract me with ever more ridiculous sleeping poses

Sandi laying on her back on my lap
30/8/2025, 10:02:43 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social)

The Tacos giveth, and the Tacos taketh away

30/8/2025, 3:43:25 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

But there's some misinformation going on here from someone Was it a Focus? Or an ageing Toyota? Crucial information...

A photo of public enemy crammed into a car with a white middle aged guy Text outpost reads Post reads.
30/8/2025, 1:55:58 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rick Burin (@rickburin.bsky.social) reposted

Ironically, *this* is the kind of thing you couldn’t make any more: a deep, single-issue intellectual discussion lasting 45 minutes.

30/8/2025, 1:43:02 PM | 28 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

TBF he golfs most Sat/Sun according to this didtrumpgolftoday.com

30/8/2025, 12:44:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

Honestly the only time Tiktok broke through to the mainstream IMO as something "distinctly tiktok" was that brief fad for Sea Shanties. The one that went around everywhere where different people layered on top (with variable success) felt unique but spread over every platform.

30/8/2025, 10:45:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

I think the US is still in a massive mess as the right has found out they can go much further than they dreamed without bad electoral consequence, through the entirety of the system. But I think what's left of the republican party will resemble a bit more conventional politics as factions fight.

30/8/2025, 8:52:14 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not saying everything will be fine, just that the movement will fracture some without a unifying centre, and there will be far more visible infighting. The political platform is utterly incoherent but held together by Trump as figurehead, with the only unifying policy being deportations.

30/8/2025, 8:50:44 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

It won't die, but it might diffuse as it loses a big focal point. Trump had a unique presence as someone with the image of being a smart rich businessman, who also didn't talk in "clever" language, but gave permission for all sorts of dark instincts. Not sure anyone can replicate that.

30/8/2025, 7:46:06 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

Haha I remember the odd stop motion music video. Just found out from wikipedia it was created in 7 days by a team of students to show on TV with hours to spare, lol. youtu.be/FCARADb9asE?...

30/8/2025, 5:00:15 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

Ohh I hate it when that happens. People you know who are reasonable on both sides but they've hit red lines with each other somehow.

29/8/2025, 9:31:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Toby Miller (@tobytram.bsky.social) reposted

154 years is just enough time for them to have crawled along the bed of the Atlantic Ocean to the British Isles. They’ll probably make landfall tonight, their little shiny head heads emerging from the surf.

29/8/2025, 8:46:37 PM | 36 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh dear. Take it easy now, you definitely deserve it!

29/8/2025, 3:07:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

Blimey. Seriously impressive

29/8/2025, 3:01:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

This.... is an insane thing to say for anyone managing people. If the CEO of my company came out with this I'd be on the job search web sites faster than you can say "uncertainty is bad for everyone"

29/8/2025, 2:55:44 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

Did she direct Attack on Precinct 13 at least?

29/8/2025, 2:53:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

Just looked it up and it sold for about half it's original asking price www.housebeautiful.com/uk/lifestyle...

29/8/2025, 1:51:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

Haha I feel the same when I get emails from them bsky.app/profile/notj...

29/8/2025, 8:45:28 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social)

Sandi decided to supervise my work again this morning Helpful as ever!

Sandi sitting on my lap between me and the laptop. Reaching around her to type is awkward but doable, lol
29/8/2025, 7:30:56 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

There is one awesome mission towards the end which is cool as eggs (think the fun Mass Effect Andromeda mission on the space ship where gravity keeps flipping, but with a thumping soundtrack that works with it). But yeah a little bit of a slog.

28/8/2025, 11:19:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

I quite enjoyed control. But the shooter sections can feel.a.bit samey at times. But I really liked the paranormal aesthetic, and got quite a few of the references as I used to love reading about that stuff when I was a kid.

28/8/2025, 11:12:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

For a statement on your penis size, more than a nice house to live in. Madness.

28/8/2025, 8:01:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah we are watching it. Trying to precisely cut those massive beams so long in advance was mad

28/8/2025, 7:36:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

I could have told him he would have trouble with his precision drilled timbers. Timber isn't plastic or steel you have to put in a surprising amount of tolerance for it.

28/8/2025, 7:33:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

Or Pierce Brosnan as a person who could sing in 'Mamma Mia'?

28/8/2025, 1:58:08 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Full Fact (@fullfact.org) reposted

Thousands have shared a video on social media that claims 43 Labour MPs have ”just resigned” as a result of “the biggest UK scandal in decades”. None of this is true, and the video appears to have been created with AI.

28/8/2025, 1:01:29 PM | 65 52 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

I know, was being deliberately silly on a terribly minor point. Sorry if that didn't come across that way

27/8/2025, 10:41:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social)

I thought @davidallengreen.bsky.social was a serious, details orientated man. But my wife pointed out this pun doesn't really work as everyone knows Subway don't butter their sandwiches.

Post from. David Allen Green Look, they cannot even do bread-and-butter cases. 5h www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u.. SUBWAYE Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent www.nytimes.com 7 52 330
27/8/2025, 9:40:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social)

Someone start a petition to update the phrase "can you do it on a rainy night in Stoke" to "can you do it on a wet midweek in Grimsby"

27/8/2025, 9:32:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

Plus Grimsby seemed more up for it from the start, and Man U spent the first half on the back foot.

27/8/2025, 9:29:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

Man U are on a mediocre run. They've got an expensively assembled squad with players signed under three different permanent managers, and although Amorim was highly rated when he came in, he seems to have a very specific idea of what formation/team he wants. And these players ain't it.

27/8/2025, 9:28:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social)

Lol

27/8/2025, 9:15:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social)

Fair to say Man U scoring was not wildly acclaimed on my timeliness

David . f @discokidnap.bsky.s... Get fucked, United 52s Mark @worgztheowl.bsky.social 1m Boooo0oooo0oooo0oooo0ooooooooooo o000o00000oo! 1 Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social B00O0OOOO 1m ٢س N
27/8/2025, 8:36:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

I did think it would get boring, or old seeing the giants of Man U declining. It hasn't yet, lol

27/8/2025, 8:31:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

OK they were terrible last season under him, but the excuse was he hadn't had a pre season to implement his ideas. What's the excuse now?

27/8/2025, 8:28:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social)

I was wondering if Amorim would survive to the winter break if results don't improve. On seeing this performance I'm wondering if he will make Halloween. #GriManU

27/8/2025, 8:24:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sandi is comfortable I guess...

Sandi cat on the top platform of her gym, scratching post. It's fairly small so she looks cramped
27/8/2025, 3:48:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

Weirdly I heard about him from a UK wrestling podcast, as there was a phase of "Purple Aki" signs turning up at wrestlemania etc, and they went in to the lore of him etc. E.g. www.reddit.com/r/Liverpool/...

27/8/2025, 3:37:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social)

This was a great lineup right up my street, and I think I went to the Leeds one this year. Think I watched something else headlning a different stage to the Charlatans though, sorry Tim.

27/8/2025, 10:52:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

You aren't even going to consider reining it in?

27/8/2025, 8:39:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

I was today years old (46) when I found out it had a separate meaning, lol. Neant to watch Tenet at some point

26/8/2025, 9:49:16 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social)

Descriptive text on images from bizarre right wing polemical fantasy book "Atlas Shrugged": John Galt text

26/8/2025, 8:33:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social)

My notebook is suffering the agony of existence.

26/8/2025, 8:29:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Bevan (@katebevan.com) reposted

No it can't suffer, you shitwits. Stop anthropomorphising a probability engine. There is some truly fucking dreadful coverage of AI, and the idiot Guardian is one of the worst offenders.

26/8/2025, 7:46:13 AM | 408 97 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 9:27:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

E.g. "The Watch" books are about an offbeat police in a fantasy city kindof similar to a number of real cities. It would be a good start for me, e.g. start with "Guards Guards" The "Witches" is also good, about some Witches that reference Shakespeare and fairy's and all sort "Wyrd Sisters" for that

25/8/2025, 6:19:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

There are a load of them all set in the same world, but you really don't have to read through to get a good idea IMO. I'd say start with one of "arcs' within the world that contain the same set of characters, they started when Pratchett had found his voice and developed the world better...

25/8/2025, 6:16:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacob T. Levy (@jacobtlevy.bsky.social) reposted

So, like, even if there hadn't been two Supreme Court decisons in living memory directly holding that flag burning is protected under the First Amendment, *new criminal laws cannot be created by executive order.*

25/8/2025, 3:25:49 PM | 3482 938 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social)

The Wolverhampton Wolverine was unavailable for comment.

25/8/2025, 2:27:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A year today since we picked Sandi up from the Cat sanctuary. We don't know her exact age, but it was estimated by them as 1-2y old. So we've declared this as her second birthday.

Sandi sitting on my lap looking at the camera
25/8/2025, 1:53:09 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nute (@nutedawn.bsky.social) reposted

Co-signed times a thousand. “Other people have no interiority” is, fundamentally, a deeply evil belief to hold which will lead you exclusively to terrible places

25/8/2025, 12:38:58 PM | 2959 671 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

I stand by my theory that a major aim of this is to get footage of people or the council taking these flags down, so you can spread it on social media as examples of how people hate our country.

24/8/2025, 7:40:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

He always gets some. Is why he comes.running at the first sound of the electric knife 😀

24/8/2025, 12:52:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social)

POV - You are at my parent's house helping out with dinner, and have just began to carve the meat....

Gizmo looking up expectantly hoping for a bit of spare beef
24/8/2025, 12:37:38 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

More seriously Jonny Greenwood's brother plays in Radiohead...

24/8/2025, 9:22:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

Ahem Jedward?

24/8/2025, 9:19:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

That is unless you become president and aliens attack

23/8/2025, 6:07:08 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

For some reason the word "Jailbird" has triggered a memory of "So I Married an Axe Murderer" and the phrase "Rose, Jailbird" from Mike Myers' poem at the end

Rose, Jailbird as Rose is tucked into a.police car at the end. Thus was a gif but I imagine it won't upload as such
23/8/2025, 4:39:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

I think we all do that a bit don't we? We all have a little voice in our head that says "advertising/politics/campaigns/our social media environs has no effect on me..." and to a lesser or greater degree it always does. But agreed it's more obvious in columnists who write about this phenomena.

23/8/2025, 2:09:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

The cynic in me thinks this is exactly what those painting and putting up thes flags want. They are hoping to get footage/stories of the council and/or people who "hate are country" covering them up or moving them. Would spread on their niche on social media if they manage it.

23/8/2025, 7:31:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, trying to make a brief bit of notoriety into a media career. Darren Grimes probably fits the bill too.

23/8/2025, 7:27:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

And Noel Clarke wasn't someone at the top of the tree! He was successful in the scale of the UK film industry in that he had produced a number of films with reasonable success. But he was hardly at the scale of a Weinstein. Makes you wonder how many such stories just get nixed early at first hint

22/8/2025, 11:19:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

If a blog or a local newspaper or any publication without the resources and legal team of a large newspaper had published the exact same research and story what would have happened? Likely the story would have been quietly taken down as they could not afford such a legal fight

22/8/2025, 10:50:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social)

This is clear a good thing. But it shows how hard it is to get such allegations published if a mid tier UK film actor/producer can sue in a way that requires an expensive months long defence. "Noel Clarke loses libel case over sexual misconduct investigation" www.theguardian.com/media/2025/a...

22/8/2025, 10:50:02 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rob Beschizza (@beschizza.com) reposted

Beautiful collection of horrible and extremely weird novelty songs: vole.wtf/vtv/ Thought far from exclusively British, there's so much mesmerizing Bringe ("British Cringe") light entertainment content I think it should get UNESCO cultural heritage recognition like the demoscene did in Scandinavia.

21/8/2025, 2:53:50 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social)

Haha. An accurate representation of how we used to play point and click games youtube.com/shorts/3vDnE...

21/8/2025, 10:11:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah I got the capital wrong too. Bah.

21/8/2025, 5:45:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

Precision is overrated in singing IMO. Enthusiasm counts for more.

20/8/2025, 6:19:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nik Butler -- next stop PlayFest - London Sept (@awittyremark.bsky.social) reposted

I feel we all understand the natural progression of the Swedish church story

A drawing of a gigantic walking titan robot called an imperator titan from the game Warhammer 40k. It is an emperor titan and yes thats a large church like structure astride is shoulders . its a bloody stupid giant walking machine is what it is
20/8/2025, 4:03:42 PM | 31 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social)

Son passed his driving test, so anyone driving near the Bearwood/Smethwick area of the Midlands should definitely beware. Avoid the area if you can. Save yourselves

20/8/2025, 12:22:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social)

This is awful. I don't know what other levers the Police can pull here, but this, currently is lretty much nothing. There should be repercussions for those who spread false and danger inducing information like this. Is there no legal avenue he can follow? No police action.

20/8/2025, 9:22:49 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sandi cat looks non-plussed that I have continued working even though she has decided my lap is a sensible place to sit, and she's squeezed behind the laptop

Sandi cats head poking up from behind the top of my laptop screen
20/8/2025, 7:42:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

In a similar vein my son frequently points our Rosa Parks could have watched Shrek 1 & 2

20/8/2025, 6:42:07 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social)

The country with the highest SPAM consumption per capita is Hawaii

19/8/2025, 6:48:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phil Plait (@philplait.bsky.social) reposted

Also search on RFK and Samoa for a fun little insight into his nature.

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Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

I remember that. Used to mention to my wife I was expecting him to declare "My leg's much nicer than yours Dot!" And stuff. youtu.be/huCJiJqJZdw?...

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Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social)

A fundamental problem with politics is consequences of actions are sometimes years downstream from them. Tied up with the political chaos of the last decade, many of the architects of this policy aren't in parliament even. No-one will even face even small political consequences from things like this

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Profile picture Notjarvis (@notjarvis.bsky.social) reply parent

Yuk sorry about that. I know well with my Asthma, sometimes I think "I feel fine and can skip them for a while and be ok" but I deteriorate surprisingly fast if I get an issue and I'm not taking them. Not advised to skip for me. As Lee says see if there is any financial help from citizens advice

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