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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com

Today I have not only cleared out The Cupboard Of Doom Under The Steps, I have also finally emptied and binned The Giant Box Of Cables. Behold my superpowers!!!

aug 29, 2025, 2:58 pm • 76 0

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dargster.bsky.social @dargster.bsky.social

Careful - those cables are like the mythical Hydra. You throw out one, and two are suddenly required!

aug 29, 2025, 3:12 pm • 5 0 • view
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Derrick Everett @d3rrick.bsky.social

Exemplary.

aug 29, 2025, 6:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dr. Liz Gloyn @lizgloyn.bsky.social

I tidied out the First Aid Drawer of Doom this morning - clearly something in the air!

aug 29, 2025, 2:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com

ooh well done!!!

aug 29, 2025, 3:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dr. Liz Gloyn @lizgloyn.bsky.social

An embarrassing number of half-used tubes of Savlon several years out of date now heading for a new and exciting home.

aug 29, 2025, 3:04 pm • 3 0 • view
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Jonathan Bromley @bromleyj.bsky.social

26th-century archaeologists are going to have a hell of a time figuring all this stuff out. They will conclude that we had some pretty weird ritual practices involving unguents extruded from metal and plastic tubes.

aug 29, 2025, 3:09 pm • 3 0 • view
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Springy @formerspring.bsky.social

As for chewed ball-point pens: was there some elixir within?

aug 29, 2025, 4:05 pm • 2 0 • view
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Leontine Gräfin von Schmettolowski, Baroness of Bromley @nicolekidmansnose.bsky.social

cables are the worst 😵‍💫

aug 29, 2025, 3:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social

Blimey. Seriously impressive

aug 29, 2025, 3:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com

I've had to have another shower as I was absolutely filthy dirty and I am now as stiff as a board from all the bending and dragging stuff around 😫

aug 29, 2025, 3:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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Notjarvis @notjarvis.bsky.social

Oh dear. Take it easy now, you definitely deserve it!

aug 29, 2025, 3:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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Antronics Ltd @antronicsltd.bsky.social

You only had *one* Giant Box Of Cables ... ?!

aug 29, 2025, 3:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com

There's a supplementary small stash that lives in my office drawer, but I have pretty recently curated that ...

aug 29, 2025, 3:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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Antronics Ltd @antronicsltd.bsky.social

Really must get rid of my Vast Collection Of RS232 Cables. Can't remember when I last used an actual RS232 interface...

aug 29, 2025, 3:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sylvia Booth @smfbooth.bsky.social

You need a glass of wine to celebrate. I hope Daphne is relieved.

aug 29, 2025, 5:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com

I don't drink! Daphne is glad it's over as it interrupted her afternoon nap

aug 29, 2025, 5:10 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sylvia Booth @smfbooth.bsky.social

Have a coffee.

aug 29, 2025, 5:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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Martin Glew @mdglew.bsky.social

where did you put Harry Potter?

aug 29, 2025, 4:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com

😆😆

aug 29, 2025, 4:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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heyheyitssteve @heyheyitssteve.bsky.social

But what if, one day soon, you’re in dire need of a FireWire 800 cable to retrieve something from a mid-00s Mac? You know, an extremely common occurrence.

aug 29, 2025, 3:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com

😬😬😬😬

aug 29, 2025, 3:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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heyheyitssteve @heyheyitssteve.bsky.social

I expect it’ll be fine 😅 and nicely done on the clearing-out! Had a cable purge recently myself, tbf. So many cheap, short microUSB ones… the horror.

aug 29, 2025, 3:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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matt@customsawdust @customsawdust.co.uk

i worried the policemen were starting to look young, before realising i had IDE ribbon cables older than those policemen

aug 29, 2025, 3:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com

😆😆😆

aug 29, 2025, 4:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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OIC @andcoat.bsky.social

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aug 29, 2025, 4:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com

oh, Tabitha and I had a conversation about that post. I keep those extra rubber caps!

aug 29, 2025, 4:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com

I mean, how many DVI cables can one woman have?? (A lot. The answer is a lot.)

aug 29, 2025, 2:59 pm • 22 0 • view
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Steve Senior @stevensenior.bsky.social

Yes, but is it enough?

aug 29, 2025, 3:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com

the correct number of cables of any type is always n+1

aug 29, 2025, 3:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jonathan Bromley @bromleyj.bsky.social

Douglas Adams' B-arkers used leaves as currency after landing on their exile planet. I firmly believe that, after the inevitable apocalypse, DVI cables and IEC mains cables will serve the same purpose for us. KEEP THEM!

aug 29, 2025, 3:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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Viv @vivienshakesby.bsky.social

Our house is full of cables and old phones and phone cases......why? What do they do? Haha 😄

aug 30, 2025, 9:53 am • 0 0 • view
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Alistair King @alistairking.bsky.social

Based on the letters in their name, 506?

aug 29, 2025, 3:00 pm • 2 0 • view
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Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺 @bagpuss.org

You'll regret this when you need to connect up 12 DVI monitors in a decades time!

aug 29, 2025, 3:01 pm • 3 0 • view
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social

That video wall isn't going to make itself. At all now.

aug 29, 2025, 10:59 pm • 2 0 • view
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Ed Fryer @edfryer.bsky.social

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aug 29, 2025, 8:06 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com

😬😬😬😬😬

aug 29, 2025, 8:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ed Fryer @edfryer.bsky.social

And how many scart cables do you have?

aug 29, 2025, 8:19 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com

I had chucked those previously!

aug 29, 2025, 8:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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Lynn 🏳️‍🌈 @lyndo12.bsky.social

I need to tidy /sort out the under stairs cupboard as I can't find the recycling bags (I know are in there). Been putting it off for a fortnight 😬🫣. I had a look when I got out the cat carrier for the V-E-T. Can't order more bags from the council website or buy them. They get randomly delivered 🙄

aug 29, 2025, 3:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com

good luck!

aug 29, 2025, 3:21 pm • 2 0 • view
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elrondcupboard.bsky.social @elrondcupboard.bsky.social

aug 29, 2025, 3:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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Alice Roberts @profaliceroberts.bsky.social

Do you want come and tackle my Loft of Despond?!

aug 29, 2025, 3:17 pm • 13 0 • view
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rictilbe.bsky.social @rictilbe.bsky.social

Having just spent all day removing an old shower screen (bottom screw was rusted in and took 2 hours to remove) and fitting the new one, including sealant, I feel ready for your Loft of Despond..even the understands Glory Hole.

aug 29, 2025, 4:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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rictilbe.bsky.social @rictilbe.bsky.social

Sorry..should have been 'understairs Glory Hole'

aug 29, 2025, 6:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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Nick Tordoff @briandrian.bsky.social

I’ve just realised that out there is a poem that rhymes “My bottom draw” with “Mordor”.

aug 29, 2025, 3:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com

I love you, Alice, but noooooooooooo.

aug 29, 2025, 3:22 pm • 3 0 • view
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David, Host of The Cold War @coldwarhost.bsky.social

are we taking bets on which of the binned cables you will need by the end of the weekend?

aug 29, 2025, 2:59 pm • 7 0 • view
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com

oh god don't say that

aug 29, 2025, 3:03 pm • 1 0 • view