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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version)

@notvolks.bsky.social

Just tryin’ to keep on livin’ and raise some good people….

created August 25, 2023

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Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

Big tent parties are hard to build, especially when some of the people are sitting outside going “I hate getting rained on!!!”

1/9/2025, 10:47:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

If it’s vulnerable to interception, it means Ivan has to throw S-300s at it…and that means less S-300s for Ivan…

1/9/2025, 6:56:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

Only the good demons do that! Also, I hate that I know what you’re talking about.

1/9/2025, 4:28:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, and Threads is completely unhinged. Just throws all sorts of shit spaghetti at me. If I accidentally open it from IG, I nope out real quick.

1/9/2025, 3:07:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

I went for the stock options instead of Sorosbux.

1/9/2025, 2:52:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

“Because the libruls run the shadow gubmint cabal!”

1/9/2025, 2:39:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m sorry you had that experience with S1. The S1 does not do the orders though. S3 produces orders. S1 processes entitlements. It’s a group project.

1/9/2025, 2:12:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

The way that RC orders work is so convoluted and nuanced that I ignore that rage bait. Even so, I never get too upset with the “29 day starter” order. If the mission goes 27 days, but started at 60 day orders…Joe ends up getting the green weenie and a debt that takes most of a year to get sorted.

1/9/2025, 2:05:21 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

One more troubleshooting question. Was the charger plugged in that whole time? (If it was, unplug and let it sit for 1-2 hrs) If that doesn’t help, I have zero other useful ideas. I hope it works out!

1/9/2025, 1:05:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

I love mine, but it depends on the cover…I hate the ties that don’t have actual loops and you just tie around the corner of the comforter. Best ones? Snaps or buttons.

1/9/2025, 12:47:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

Will it start up while plugged in?

1/9/2025, 12:42:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

Along with a thin blue line flag and some sort of don’t tread on me.

1/9/2025, 12:37:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

Literally sick, because the boot camp vaccines are woke.

1/9/2025, 11:50:32 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

Just a little crispy, almost like a tater tot outside with smooth mashed potatoes inside, dip in the spicy jam, and enjoy!

31/8/2025, 11:44:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

These are tater tot sized….

31/8/2025, 10:58:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

Make it good enough and the opponent just quits…

31/8/2025, 10:22:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

Has anyone confirmed the location of Secretary Kennedy? Seems suspicious.

31/8/2025, 10:11:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

There is a restaurant in town that serves deep fried mashed potatoes with lingonberry jelly/jam and they are amazing….

31/8/2025, 10:08:02 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

Would.

31/8/2025, 9:54:01 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought they did it all in 3 days?

31/8/2025, 5:35:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t Do Me Like That

31/8/2025, 4:42:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

You mean his budget rental trim Mustang 4 cylinder? Hate for Thrifty to think it was one of theirs.

31/8/2025, 4:40:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

Stop being so damn right 🤷🏻‍♂️

31/8/2025, 4:33:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

Confectionery ranking chart according to Matt: Caramel Toffee Butterscotch Vanilla Caramel More caramel Milk chocolate Trash Dark chocolate

31/8/2025, 2:04:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

What’s funny is that he might be a shitty person, but he does give a bunch away and he gets accused of agenda pushing. It’s like the biggest NIMBY fight. Nobody is ever doing enough, not the right way. We all suck. I say that in a non-nihilistic way.

31/8/2025, 2:00:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

As long as that task isn’t feeding people with the fish I catch, because that’s the part I haven’t perfected. 🤣

31/8/2025, 1:54:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

It really sucks to be a pensioner and wondering “am I doing enough to help others?”

31/8/2025, 1:49:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

A couple years ago, the founder of Patagonia did some sort of “philanthropic“ measure donating a bunch of his money. It was hailed as great, but a slight dig into it realized it was a tax haven scheme. It was along those same lines, it looked like he was giving it away.

31/8/2025, 1:47:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

You can see why his wife allegedly ran off and played footsie with super charming man, Elon. True or not, I hope the thought of it makes this guy sit in his little bedroom corner chair and stare.

31/8/2025, 12:33:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

I would posit that eugenic thinking and fascism contain an unbreakable bond, given that they both have strong in and out group ideas. The goal of fascism requires eugenics and the end result of eugenics creates fascism.

31/8/2025, 11:48:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d rather it just goes on one or two, sooner rather than later.

31/8/2025, 11:43:41 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, don’t the executive class already do this with stock splits, borrowing against that “property”, and then using that as income? Hell of a racket, if you can buy some.

31/8/2025, 11:40:01 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

Huh. Weird that they keep fucking with American Workers’ unions…

31/8/2025, 11:36:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

Always as good as toasted raviolis.

31/8/2025, 12:20:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

But that shirt is clearly funny walking…

31/8/2025, 12:17:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

Discovering the hard way that Jameson Orange and Mountain Dew tastes like Mountain Dew Livewire…

31/8/2025, 12:07:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

You forgot to send your address….

31/8/2025, 12:02:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

I mix a cherry and a Vanilla Coke.

31/8/2025, 12:00:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

🤦🏻‍♂️

30/8/2025, 9:48:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

“I would’ve punched a drill sergeant” vibes.

30/8/2025, 7:44:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

Bone spurs was already taken as an excuse.

30/8/2025, 7:34:57 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

I saw this and was curious…like WTF did Venezuela do??? I know there isn’t a real answer, but getting mad at them because we helped destabilize them for the last 125 years seems kind of…stupid.

30/8/2025, 7:33:06 PM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social)

But….I thought he was gonna be walking a beat in 47 days or whatever bullshit with ICE!

Picture of Dean Cain getting out of his “I’m a very special Brownshirt!” training. He’s in a sling because somehow college football hurt him? It’s probably just butt hurt that everyone didn’t get super excited about his subpar performance on an “agility” test.
30/8/2025, 7:28:18 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

I give two shits about the Epstein files. I have 0 faith that anyone remotely involved will see justice. But I will rub that shit in like the saltiest salt into some asshole’s “iCArEaboUtKiDs!!!” eye.

30/8/2025, 5:54:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

Hats on hats on hats on hats on hats on hats.

30/8/2025, 5:49:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, $10B valuation on astrology? Dude should just go ahead and sign his pension over to me…for safekeeping.

30/8/2025, 5:38:32 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re there

30/8/2025, 3:17:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

Not at all different. Except that now, money is so conceptual, as opposed to medicine, which is functionally finite, though theoretically infinite.

30/8/2025, 3:15:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

And that’s probably why I have that take, but also why she gets a lot of hate from conservatives.

30/8/2025, 3:12:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

I give her my pass, because I am not a paragon of virtue, and sometimes ideologically inconsistent. Beyoncé falls into that too. Hell, if the Eagles and Don Henley did it, them too and I’m a total Lebowski on the Eagles! But they didn’t get rich off of others labor. Maybe that’s where my line is?

30/8/2025, 3:10:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

Agreed. Granted, there are some who earn publicly but give away privately. But nothing grits my teeth worse than rent seeking wealthy people.

30/8/2025, 3:07:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

I honestly think that we aren’t looking at “ethical billionaires”. That’s not a thing. It’s just ethical people. Are you trying to help? Yes? Good. No? Get fucked.

30/8/2025, 2:55:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

I make hypocritical room for Taylor Swift lol

30/8/2025, 2:50:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

“Damn welfare queens!”

30/8/2025, 2:48:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s people with 5 mansions and a penthouse telling someone who rents a shack that he’s rich.

30/8/2025, 2:45:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

Other than some of his misogynistic takes, I honestly think he is an honest broker. Like when they bag on him for his “lake home” or whatever…I’ve seen it, and yeah, my in laws have a shitty cabin on a lake too, and they’re state pensioners. It’s not the fucking Hamptons.

30/8/2025, 2:14:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

Yup. I hate to be a Bernie bro. But sometimes he’s right, and I will hand it to him.

30/8/2025, 2:10:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

The new deal wasn’t as benevolent as it could have been (and not the dystopian hell hole portrayed by some)

30/8/2025, 1:31:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

I partly agree with that sentiment. They can be both.

30/8/2025, 1:30:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

McVeigh Nichols and Rudolph when they kick over That Dornan dude from LA an eternity ago

30/8/2025, 1:29:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

They’ll stop painting it when they erroneously remember that rusty metal causes tetanus. (It doesn’t, but they don’t believe in the germs that cause it anyways)

30/8/2025, 1:17:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

I used to believe the same, and I believe they have similarities. It sucks to have a system of “the enemy of my enemy is my friend” that changes every time an uber rich person or one or two special countries wants to drum up some support.

30/8/2025, 1:15:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

Ferocious!

30/8/2025, 1:11:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

Actually, I can still do it inside, because I’m still registered from 20 years ago 😂

30/8/2025, 1:09:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

My dashboard still hears my confessions.

30/8/2025, 1:07:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s kind of what I tell my mom when she’s on her “come to church with me, because I want you to live a good life!”

30/8/2025, 1:04:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

Shit, I’ll do a dance like that in a feather boa outside my county R HQ.

30/8/2025, 1:03:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, I got those the first few years.

30/8/2025, 1:00:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

Mine was blacking my web belt buckles and boot eyelets.

30/8/2025, 1:00:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

Neither one of mine have. I carry loaded, not chambered. Old habits.

30/8/2025, 12:59:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

I got paid by paper check once, but they were doing EFT by the time I went to basic training.

30/8/2025, 12:57:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

“How can I tell my Sig from my Glock???”

30/8/2025, 12:56:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

They are going to make us prove how much money we earned by providing pay stubs when we get a new one.

30/8/2025, 12:53:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

Like wear tan suits?

30/8/2025, 12:52:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

The shine is just chrome pistolas.

30/8/2025, 12:51:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

The same type of people watch their dog shit in the neighbor’s yard, say “hell yeah” and then leave it.

30/8/2025, 12:51:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

Except that no one knows who is appeasing who at this point. It’s just one big Spider-Man meme, and everyone has guns, including the third party viewer.

30/8/2025, 12:47:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

What’s nuts is that the end all be all number to end all numbers has become so worthless that we are going to all end up in a class action suit to get new ones.

30/8/2025, 12:44:43 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

Be even better if it was one of those OSHA things. “Per section 6.9, borehole regulation 4-20, all open digs greater than 1 foot must be capped”

30/8/2025, 12:42:57 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

I love how they thought to do it, but wonder if they thought it would stay?

30/8/2025, 11:58:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social)

Hey all, does Po-210 cause weird hand spots? Asking for a friend…

30/8/2025, 10:53:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Weird rust patterns on that thing

30/8/2025, 10:24:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

“Never trust someone John Brown would’ve shot” is pretty good advice considering John Brown would’ve tried to kill Lee (and J.E.B. Stuart) at Harper’s Ferry if they hadn’t ran out of ammunition.

30/8/2025, 8:48:36 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

Had a lot of people in it…late 90s movie. Deadwood is neat if you like old west history.

30/8/2025, 3:06:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

I get him and Rutger Hauer mixed up, so I thought “how???”

30/8/2025, 3:03:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Deadwood and Go are two of my favorites

30/8/2025, 3:02:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

Could just take an edible 🤷🏻‍♂️

30/8/2025, 2:28:10 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve never had a POC before.

30/8/2025, 1:34:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, I’m dreading the day my Oakley DRT5 takes a hit. Love that thing. Better than my TLDs.

30/8/2025, 1:12:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Then some betadine and a couple butterfly strips, I’d call it.

30/8/2025, 1:09:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

So a fall. Any concussion concerns?

30/8/2025, 1:05:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

Depends. How did it happen?

30/8/2025, 1:03:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

Good thing CVS just looks at the chart and shrugs!

30/8/2025, 12:59:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sick joke

29/8/2025, 10:40:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unless….you’re a communicable disease!

29/8/2025, 9:38:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t be a Heather in your socket drawers!

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29/8/2025, 9:10:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social)

Tool using people…do yourself a favor and spend the money to buy GOOD hex-key wrenches.

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29/8/2025, 3:13:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version) (@notvolks.bsky.social) reply parent

I stick with you’re welcome, and only if they push further do I let them know the only reason I was there was because my car got repossessed and I stayed because I was good at it.

29/8/2025, 2:22:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dang it, this meme always seems relevant.

29/8/2025, 2:20:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mine was a few weeks ago. Water heater decided to blow up the expansion tank, and got all under the new floor. I put in last year. Kid said “oh yeah, there was water on the floor last week.”

29/8/2025, 12:15:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view