No one was above the law. Tolerance paradox enjoyer. #Scrotisserie Inventor. Grocery ID marshal. ATX old timer . #NDN #MMIW #AnimalCaucus #NAFO
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I hope the cars will be ok.
I am so impressed that Trump sent the National Guardeners in to clean up DC with the SWAT team (Seeds, Weeds, And Trash) Such a responsible use of tax dollars.
I was SWAT certified (Seeds, Weeds, And Trash)
"What will be explosive is the September 3rd press conference that both of us are having with ten Epstein victims, many who have never spoken out before," #Epstein #Pinks www.rawstory.com/epstein-vict...
The man hates a pull out couch.
Any progress on Putler’s 2 day offensive? Is he in Kiev yet?
I want him to shit himself to death on the dais as he rambles about windmill cancer and huge men with tears in their eyes.
Quick is acceptable- but could I push to include: public, painful, and embarrassing?
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Crown jewel/ prolapsed rectum … potato/ potaaaahto.
I love this nation’s children more than I love guns. Why is that so hard to say for some folks?
www.uscourts.gov/about-federa...
Judge Xinis: Your clients are *absolutely forbidden* from removing Mr. Abrego from the continental United States. You understand this? DOJ: Yes.
We are almost in the third act.
Ah, the klaxon you just heard is a future @mikeduncan.bsky.social narrative putting all the pieces in place before every revolution/reactions "and then somebody, nobody knows who, fired a shot."
Unfair. She lacks both warmth and depth.
“How deep is the ocean, man?!” What if there were no rhetorical questions?
I am so damn proud to be a California Democrat today. Who’s with me? Vote YES on Prop 50. Let’s win this 🔥
🚨BREAKING: California Democrats voted Thursday to approve a package of bills that together set up a November special election in which voters will be asked to greenlight a new congressional map. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
tRUMP (VERY UGLY, VERY SWEATY!!!) BEGGING pUTIN (FAIL ARMY!!!) TO BE HIS BEST FRIEND (TOTAL DISGRACE!!)!! WE DON’T NEED THAT!!! WE HAVE WILD HORNETS (SMART BEAUTIFUL DRONES, BIGGEST EXPLOSIONS!!!)!!! JOIN OUR RAFFLE!!⤵ STING pUTIN’S SHAHEDS—MAKE THE SKY GREAT AGAIN (MSGA!!)!! /1
Dom Perignon implies the existence of Sub Perignon
Goat live to serve.
Spaetzle Forces- Semper Pie!!
Like a v-string
ICE?! That’s a whole ass glacier.
Bill Barr—the AG when Epstein died—was in the hot seat today. But let me remind you: DOJ owes us the Epstein files beginning tomorrow. All of them. Client list included. (1/2)
So not denigrate the Spaetzle Forces.
If a clearly not cozy enough to be a whore home.
MIGA (Make Infarctions Great Again)
@timmiller.bsky.social's reading of Melania’s Putin letter is something to behold
Let me repeat it! 👇🏼👇🏽👇🏾👇🏼👇🏽
Like a monkey fucking a football.
I was a free lunch kid. I paid for college with the gi bill and Pell grants I lead 300+ people on my tech teams globally. Feeding kids so they can learn is an investment, not an expense.
I believe it is that none of us could spell the C word.
Fair - but my crew all knew (and may had been called ) that one and it wasn’t that.
If anyone from the greater Chicagoland area of my 50-year old vintage can clarify, I would be eternally grateful.
I heard the legend of a “K-word” on an elementary school playground in 1983. I tortures me to this day.
So cringy that it reminds me that Trump r*ped children with Epstein.
From your lips …
DC is FORTY-ONE PERCENT Black. Do you understand?
That’s the gospel truth
Sedition!!!!! Sedition!
She finds it hilarious now. But less so then. Lol.
“Inside, Outside, Lincoln Bedroom, or first available?”
It’s the best Star Wars film by a wide margin.
My lovely wife was far less amused.
I saw her later at a neighborhood BBQ and the awkward was delicious.
True story-we moved into a new house (before this one) and a neighbor lady stopped while I was working in the yard and asked how much I charged to mow. I affected my most stereotypical accent and said “I don’t charge nothing, but the lady who lives here lets me fuck her sometimes!”
Shiiiiit. I just hired a white guy to mow my lawn. I’m not doing any gardening right now - even at my own house.
It is but I am also a bit drunk so … it averages out?
I’m wearing short skirt and a loooooooong jacket.
Are you in the room with me?
Hey, Governor Abbot, voters should choose their representatives. Representatives shouldn’t get to choose their voters. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
Recommended goat style.
Rand Paul Ryan!!!
In other news, I’m shocked that Paul Ryan’s neighbor hasn’t done the same (yet)
Are you thinking of Rand Paul (whose neighbor beat his ass) or did Paul Ryan also have conflict with his neighbor?
Thanks!
John Prine wrote this kid’s theme song.
Skinfolk not kinfolk
I know what service and sacrifice are. Lauren Boebert has no idea.
Goat agree
I got mine a few weeks ago
Goat confirm.
((Hug))
I look after a large, international team of software engineers and I am holding all of my big meetings in London rather than one of our US locations- why would I risk ICE arresting or harassing my team members?!
@u24.gov.ua is the official Ukrainian government fundraising organization. It’s now raising $150,000 towards an AI-controlled turret—Saint Sentinel—to protect Ukrainians from russian drones and missiles. It’s almost like a Javelin. Donate if you can! #StandWithUkraine u24.gov.ua/news/saint-s...
Rando Calrissian.
Stop lying. That’s an Ewok.
*ad hominem Ducking spell check.
I believe that she was only referring to as homonym attacks, not policy. That said, it’s time to start punching the bullies. It’s the only thing that they can understand.
Both of his dads, in fact.
The only way he leaves the White House is feet first. (Naturally, of course. Goat not advocating violence)
You misspelled THC
That’s my nickname after my 2nd cup of coffee!
Trump was impeached, twice. Considering posting this every day until the Smithsonian corrects its exhibit. Feel free to join me.
BREAKING: New leaked image of a book Trump signed for Jeffrey Epstein calling him “the greatest”.
🚨BREAKING: The John Lewis Voting Rights Act (killed by Sinema & Manchin in 2021) was reintroduced yesterday by Sen. Warnock (HR114)! Almost no media coverage. Let’s change that. Call your reps. Make noise. Pass the damn bill.🗳️ More: www.hrc.org/resources/vo...
The evangelical term “Father God” rings in my ears.
Japan stated that of the $550 billion that Trump claimed as investment commitments from Japan into US, only 1-2% are actual investments. The remaining 98% are loans to the US at full market value. Trump outright lied again.
#MiddayMagic Eleven-year-old Samuel Henderson, of Choctaw, OK, wanted to compete in a school talent show, but no student from special education had ever participated. His talent earned him respect, admiration, & friendship. Moral of the story? Be kind & open. Hidden talents lie within us all.
Did you intentionally misspell all four of those words? Either way, I am impressed!
Diderot was metal as hell.
((Hug)). Goat love you.
