Captain chaos
@o-8captchaos.bsky.social
created November 8, 2024
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Anna Bower (@annabower.bsky.social) reposted
If it’s under Title 32 authority, the Texas guard remains under state control. That would mean that one state is deploying armed forces into the territory of a non-consenting state. And that’d clearly be a violation of the principle that states are co-equal, territorially limited sovereigns.
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Why is his face so swollen?
🦈 Shark Girl 🦈 (@sharkgirl23.bsky.social) reposted
Now that he's supposedly dying, it's time to turn up the heat even more.
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ll take the whole thing!
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
I could ruin your soft cock Saturday for you boo. 👅
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahaha 😝
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
If that photo is real it’s definitely not orange hittler
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
💀
Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted
Welch: As someone who lives in a red state, let me just tell you what MAGA supermajorities get you. We're 50th in education. The worst in the whole country for women to live. We're poorer, worst health care. And if you look at the bottom ten states, they are all MAGA supermajorities.
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Any time ❤️
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
They are going to kill a lot of people. 😢
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social)
WTH, we took these people away from their homes and families to put them on the tax payers dime, do pick up trash and spread mulch?
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
He should get break from toting that thing around all the time, put it my mouth blessed I’ll carry the load for you! #FCF
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Hans is a reason to live! 🤤 #FCF
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
If it was an Olympic sport I would be fighting you for the gold!
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Henri giving us his best “Bro Cock” shot! #FCF
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Twunk is hitting us with a one two punch for #FCF
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Luke looks like he could double for Gonzo #FCF
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
No notes for Bailey #FCF
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
#FCF where the red fern grows!
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Morning Cofffee, yes please #FCF
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
I wanna suck on your tits. 👄
The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted
Death Of Chopped-Up Woman Ruled A Suicide
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Glorious mess you made!
Melissa Nadia Viviana (@resistrebelrevolt.net) reposted
This could be the only New York Times headline I've enjoyed in an entire year! Woohoo!
Matthew Gertz (@mattgertz.bsky.social) reposted
Pirro’s strategy played better in a Fox News greenroom than in a D.C. courtroom. www.mediamatters.org/fox-news/fai...
Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted
Whew! Sen. Susan Collins should be “very concerned” She showed up as the main guest at a ribbon-cutting in Searsport, Maine. It backfired. The crowd was not happy to have her: “Shame. Shame. Shame.”
Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted
Constituent: You need to take your head out of Trump’s ass.
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
I volunteer at tribute !🏹
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social)
THE BEST PEOPLE ARE ALL SAYING THAT THIS IS THE WAY TO MAKE AMERICA GOOD AGAIN, ONLY LOW I.Q. PEOPLE Don’t UNDERSTAND “THIS IS THE WAY”! THEY ARE COMPLETELY BORING, SHOULD JUST STOP, THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
Ian Bassin (@ianbassin.bsky.social) reposted
If a president wanted to become effectively a dictator, he’d likely: 1. Purge govt of non loyalists 2. Weaponize law against opponents 3. Use military to police opposition strongholds 4. Threaten media, schools, businesses w penalties to get them to heel 5. Change election rules in his favor.
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
They have no plan, our “Leadership” has simply stuck their heads in the sand. We need new Democratic Leadership.
Michael Clemens (@mclem.org) reposted
The US Administration is now deleting its internal communications, in brazen violation of the Federal Records Act, in order to conceal its other illegal acts. Those entrusted to enforce our Congress’s laws sit, simply watching this happen, flaccid and impotent.
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t believe we will get a free or fair election in November of 2028
Micah (@rincewind.run) reposted
"everyone will see how criminal and corrupt these people are so we don't have to make that argument ourselves" is one of the most singularly wrong pieces of conventional political wisdom in Dem circles and yet it will not die
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
This! ⬆️
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
This completely contradicts what I heard on the NPR radio station this morning, wtf?
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
You haven’t been close enough to me yet…. 😎
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Killing me 🤣
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
💯 agree!
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Crimes against humanity!
Walker Bragman (@walkerbragman.bsky.social) reposted
Welp…
Paul (@fucktheracists.bsky.social) reposted
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Who needs Hinges, right?
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Who hurt you Jenni?
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
I really would Huffle that Twunk till the cows came home, and I don’t have any cows!
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Mmmm let me have a closer look 👀
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ll lick that balloon knot.
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
🫖 ☕️
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
This has to be illegal?
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
you know what daddy likes 😜
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
👀 Glizzy? 👂
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Tummy down on the bed for me please 👅🍩
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Twink, you make my heads FULL! 🤯🍆
HierophantXX Shelley B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 (@shelleybwoke.bsky.social) reposted
No big deal "It's just till we get in office ..." "It's just sports," "It's just restrooms." "It's just your pronouns." "It's just your name." "It's just your medications." "It's just your job." "It's just your kids." "It's just you."
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
You are wasting time Adam,
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
You really shouldn’t hurt me like this…
MeidasEric (@ericpere.bsky.social) reposted
Jane Feldman (@jtfdenver.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Because they are also too afraid to do anything. Especially @schumer.senate.gov and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
You could plant some seed in my mouth instead?
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
FAFO…. 😜
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Really wanna put those sock next to your 👂🏼 👂🏼’s #FCF
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Ugh 😩 🤤……
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
💯 he should resign!
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
This could break a man…. 🤤
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
💯 this! ⬆️
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
You can try to change my mind… #FCF
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Tom, #FCF was made for you 👆🏼
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
I need to tongue punch that dirt box! 👅
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
I could suck the Horny right out of you this evening! 👄
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Glorious mess you have made. 🤤
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
There is the elitism that the party is known for. I shouldn’t have to Hunt for the answers to my question like I’m searching for fucking BigFoot! Looking down your nose at me telling me I don’t Understand! We will keep fucking loosing with people like you sorting us out! SMDH….
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Omg how has every one everywhere not heard of you and your list?
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Love this too!
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Love this!
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Now there are 2 strategies that no one can articulate… I feel so very dumb. 😞
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks for making my point.
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
You are fucking hilarious 😂!
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s disgusting that he is hirable at this level
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretend I’m a fucking idiot, which should be easy, point out the Democratic strategy for me please. Or just make another irrelevant comment, your choice.
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
What was wrong with Obama?
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Ever got-dayum time Hans_gorski! Every time…. 💍
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
There is no democratic leadership…. 😞
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Sexual assault!
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
You could be EVERYTHING! 💋🤌🏼
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
The problem has been quite exhausting lately!
Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) reposted
Are you still talking about the BIGGEST political scandal of all-time EPSTEIN & how the president of the United States is connected to the most notorious child-sex-trafficker ever AND is covering up his own involvement???!!! Good. #RememberTheUnderageVICTIMS 💔
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
Oh good, at least someone isn’t ignoring that this happened — as the Sunday shows and press corps say nothing. Felt like we were losing our minds.
Asawin Suebsaeng (@swin24.bsky.social) reposted
He rocks. Watch the whole clip
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social)
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Politico isn’t Legacy Media…
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Could we just civil war instead?
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Congratulation’s
Marc Elias (@marcelias.bsky.social) reposted
I have been the subject of many spurious accusations and politically motivated attacks, but this one is in a class by itself. According to Tulsi Gabbard — the nation’s top intelligence official — my refusal to post on Twitter is being reviewed by the Department of Justice as evidence of wrongdoing.
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
I would put internet strangers in front of of a lot of people I know and don’t trust….. 💅🏼
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Su fucking hot/cute!
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social)
This is who runs this account
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
I would eat that 🍩 till the cream filling came out!
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
He needs this pointed out to him!
Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
It would be fine if republicans were doing it