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@o-8captchaos.bsky.social

created November 8, 2024

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Profile picture Anna Bower (@annabower.bsky.social) reposted

If it’s under Title 32 authority, the Texas guard remains under state control. That would mean that one state is deploying armed forces into the territory of a non-consenting state. And that’d clearly be a violation of the principle that states are co-equal, territorially limited sovereigns.

2/9/2025, 9:50:11 PM | 4177 1334 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

Why is his face so swollen?

2/9/2025, 8:14:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🦈 Shark Girl 🦈 (@sharkgirl23.bsky.social) reposted

Now that he's supposedly dying, it's time to turn up the heat even more.

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1/9/2025, 6:52:38 PM | 11 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ll take the whole thing!

31/8/2025, 11:35:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

I could ruin your soft cock Saturday for you boo. 👅

31/8/2025, 11:33:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

Hahaha 😝

31/8/2025, 11:31:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

If that photo is real it’s definitely not orange hittler

30/8/2025, 5:54:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

💀

30/8/2025, 12:52:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted

Welch: As someone who lives in a red state, let me just tell you what MAGA supermajorities get you. We're 50th in education. The worst in the whole country for women to live. We're poorer, worst health care. And if you look at the bottom ten states, they are all MAGA supermajorities.

30/8/2025, 2:47:27 AM | 7665 2453 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

Any time ❤️

30/8/2025, 11:54:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

They are going to kill a lot of people. 😢

29/8/2025, 8:13:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social)

WTH, we took these people away from their homes and families to put them on the tax payers dime, do pick up trash and spread mulch?

29/8/2025, 8:11:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

He should get break from toting that thing around all the time, put it my mouth blessed I’ll carry the load for you! #FCF

29/8/2025, 7:45:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

Hans is a reason to live! 🤤 #FCF

29/8/2025, 7:24:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

If it was an Olympic sport I would be fighting you for the gold!

29/8/2025, 7:21:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

Henri giving us his best “Bro Cock” shot! #FCF

29/8/2025, 7:20:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

Twunk is hitting us with a one two punch for #FCF

29/8/2025, 3:56:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

Luke looks like he could double for Gonzo #FCF

29/8/2025, 3:54:24 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

No notes for Bailey #FCF

29/8/2025, 2:30:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

#FCF where the red fern grows!

29/8/2025, 2:24:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

Morning Cofffee, yes please #FCF

29/8/2025, 2:23:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

I wanna suck on your tits. 👄

28/8/2025, 9:50:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted

Death Of Chopped-Up Woman Ruled A Suicide

28/8/2025, 5:00:30 PM | 985 72 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

Glorious mess you made!

28/8/2025, 9:01:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa Nadia Viviana (@resistrebelrevolt.net) reposted

This could be the only New York Times headline I've enjoyed in an entire year! Woohoo!

Headline says: Prosecutors Fail To Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich At Federal Agent
27/8/2025, 4:58:05 PM | 221 35 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew Gertz (@mattgertz.bsky.social) reposted

Pirro’s strategy played better in a Fox News greenroom than in a D.C. courtroom. www.mediamatters.org/fox-news/fai...

27/8/2025, 6:04:30 PM | 802 160 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted

Whew! Sen. Susan Collins should be “very concerned” She showed up as the main guest at a ribbon-cutting in Searsport, Maine. It backfired. The crowd was not happy to have her: “Shame. Shame. Shame.”

27/8/2025, 2:23:16 AM | 14961 3990 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted

Constituent: You need to take your head out of Trump’s ass.

26/8/2025, 12:54:56 AM | 15378 4034 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

I volunteer at tribute !🏹

25/8/2025, 11:18:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social)

THE BEST PEOPLE ARE ALL SAYING THAT THIS IS THE WAY TO MAKE AMERICA GOOD AGAIN, ONLY LOW I.Q. PEOPLE Don’t UNDERSTAND “THIS IS THE WAY”! THEY ARE COMPLETELY BORING, SHOULD JUST STOP, THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

24/8/2025, 6:28:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Bassin (@ianbassin.bsky.social) reposted

If a president wanted to become effectively a dictator, he’d likely: 1. Purge govt of non loyalists 2. Weaponize law against opponents 3. Use military to police opposition strongholds 4. Threaten media, schools, businesses w penalties to get them to heel 5. Change election rules in his favor.

24/8/2025, 2:34:55 AM | 13867 4690 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

They have no plan, our “Leadership” has simply stuck their heads in the sand. We need new Democratic Leadership.

24/8/2025, 2:05:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Clemens (@mclem.org) reposted

The US Administration is now deleting its internal communications, in brazen violation of the Federal Records Act, in order to conceal its other illegal acts. Those entrusted to enforce our Congress’s laws sit, simply watching this happen, flaccid and impotent.

23/8/2025, 4:36:31 PM | 4691 2476 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t believe we will get a free or fair election in November of 2028

23/8/2025, 12:50:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Micah (@rincewind.run) reposted

"everyone will see how criminal and corrupt these people are so we don't have to make that argument ourselves" is one of the most singularly wrong pieces of conventional political wisdom in Dem circles and yet it will not die

21/8/2025, 7:46:15 PM | 2545 572 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

This! ⬆️

22/8/2025, 12:54:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

This completely contradicts what I heard on the NPR radio station this morning, wtf?

22/8/2025, 12:48:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

You haven’t been close enough to me yet…. 😎

22/8/2025, 12:36:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

Killing me 🤣

21/8/2025, 4:19:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

💯 agree!

21/8/2025, 4:17:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

Crimes against humanity!

21/8/2025, 3:59:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Walker Bragman (@walkerbragman.bsky.social) reposted

Welp…

21/8/2025, 4:03:30 AM | 186 51 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul (@fucktheracists.bsky.social) reposted

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20/8/2025, 4:52:24 PM | 14028 3600 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

Who needs Hinges, right?

21/8/2025, 12:00:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

Who hurt you Jenni?

21/8/2025, 11:58:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

I really would Huffle that Twunk till the cows came home, and I don’t have any cows!

21/8/2025, 12:11:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

Mmmm let me have a closer look 👀

20/8/2025, 11:04:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ll lick that balloon knot.

20/8/2025, 10:24:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

🫖 ☕️

20/8/2025, 1:50:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

This has to be illegal?

20/8/2025, 1:47:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

you know what daddy likes 😜

20/8/2025, 1:45:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

👀 Glizzy? 👂

20/8/2025, 1:39:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

Tummy down on the bed for me please 👅🍩

20/8/2025, 12:09:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

Twink, you make my heads FULL! 🤯🍆

19/8/2025, 11:50:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HierophantXX Shelley B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 (@shelleybwoke.bsky.social) reposted

No big deal "It's just till we get in office ..." "It's just sports," "It's just restrooms." "It's just your pronouns." "It's just your name." "It's just your medications." "It's just your job." "It's just your kids." "It's just you."

18/8/2025, 1:06:25 AM | 3214 934 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

You are wasting time Adam,

18/8/2025, 6:22:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

You really shouldn’t hurt me like this…

17/8/2025, 10:16:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MeidasEric (@ericpere.bsky.social) reposted

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17/8/2025, 9:52:09 PM | 19 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jane Feldman (@jtfdenver.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Because they are also too afraid to do anything. Especially @schumer.senate.gov and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social

17/8/2025, 8:31:31 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

You could plant some seed in my mouth instead?

16/8/2025, 7:53:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

FAFO…. 😜

16/8/2025, 1:55:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

Really wanna put those sock next to your 👂🏼 👂🏼’s #FCF

15/8/2025, 11:16:41 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

Ugh 😩 🤤……

15/8/2025, 10:53:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

💯 he should resign!

15/8/2025, 10:48:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

This could break a man…. 🤤

15/8/2025, 9:57:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

💯 this! ⬆️

15/8/2025, 9:54:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

You can try to change my mind… #FCF

15/8/2025, 11:40:56 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

Tom, #FCF was made for you 👆🏼

15/8/2025, 10:59:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

I need to tongue punch that dirt box! 👅

15/8/2025, 2:52:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

I could suck the Horny right out of you this evening! 👄

15/8/2025, 2:43:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

Glorious mess you have made. 🤤

15/8/2025, 2:39:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

There is the elitism that the party is known for. I shouldn’t have to Hunt for the answers to my question like I’m searching for fucking BigFoot! Looking down your nose at me telling me I don’t Understand! We will keep fucking loosing with people like you sorting us out! SMDH….

13/8/2025, 6:33:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

Omg how has every one everywhere not heard of you and your list?

13/8/2025, 6:27:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

Love this too!

13/8/2025, 6:26:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

Love this!

13/8/2025, 6:26:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

Now there are 2 strategies that no one can articulate… I feel so very dumb. 😞

13/8/2025, 3:55:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks for making my point.

13/8/2025, 3:18:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

You are fucking hilarious 😂!

13/8/2025, 10:50:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s disgusting that he is hirable at this level

13/8/2025, 10:48:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretend I’m a fucking idiot, which should be easy, point out the Democratic strategy for me please. Or just make another irrelevant comment, your choice.

13/8/2025, 1:52:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

What was wrong with Obama?

12/8/2025, 11:31:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

Ever got-dayum time Hans_gorski! Every time…. 💍

12/8/2025, 11:30:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

There is no democratic leadership…. 😞

12/8/2025, 10:57:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

Sexual assault!

12/8/2025, 10:45:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

You could be EVERYTHING! 💋🤌🏼

12/8/2025, 10:43:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

The problem has been quite exhausting lately!

12/8/2025, 10:37:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) reposted

Are you still talking about the BIGGEST political scandal of all-time EPSTEIN & how the president of the United States is connected to the most notorious child-sex-trafficker ever AND is covering up his own involvement???!!! Good. #RememberTheUnderageVICTIMS 💔

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11/8/2025, 7:48:43 PM | 11655 3476 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

Oh good, at least someone isn’t ignoring that this happened — as the Sunday shows and press corps say nothing. Felt like we were losing our minds.

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11/8/2025, 5:27:15 PM | 6732 3198 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Asawin Suebsaeng (@swin24.bsky.social) reposted

He rocks. Watch the whole clip

11/8/2025, 5:37:13 PM | 332 78 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social)

11/8/2025, 12:51:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

Politico isn’t Legacy Media…

11/8/2025, 12:42:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

Could we just civil war instead?

9/8/2025, 7:54:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

Congratulation’s

9/8/2025, 7:51:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Elias (@marcelias.bsky.social) reposted

I have been the subject of many spurious accusations and politically motivated attacks, but this one is in a class by itself. According to Tulsi Gabbard — the nation’s top intelligence official — my refusal to post on Twitter is being reviewed by the Department of Justice as evidence of wrongdoing.

9/8/2025, 7:02:12 PM | 8540 2216 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

I would put internet strangers in front of of a lot of people I know and don’t trust….. 💅🏼

9/8/2025, 7:40:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

Su fucking hot/cute!

9/8/2025, 7:36:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social)

This is who runs this account

9/8/2025, 12:51:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

I would eat that 🍩 till the cream filling came out!

9/8/2025, 12:38:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

He needs this pointed out to him!

9/8/2025, 12:36:21 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain chaos (@o-8captchaos.bsky.social) reply parent

It would be fine if republicans were doing it

9/8/2025, 12:34:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view