I wish I believed in Hell.
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I wish I believed in Hell.
RT if u agree
These were totally separate occasions and also what on earth is your point
They did that when she coughed too.
Remember when Hillary coughed and the media were practically writing her obituary?
Personally, I prefer tan suits to brownshirts.
(Heaven begins construction on border wall)
😉
Biden might have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
Even if we never see him again this is going to take forever to unfuck.
Well I certainly feel safer www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Whenever I feel like I’m aging I look at him and remember I’m somehow 3 years older
“WHY DIDN’T SHE TEXT ME? WHAT DID I DO?”
Birthdays are the worst when you already always think everybody is mad at you.
Wonder how the “Veterans for Trump” folks feel about this.
Well-meaning people will make well-meaning noises. No action will be taken. Because America has decided its ok to sacrifice her children for the gun lobby. Because America is broken. michaelianblack.substack.com/p/the-second...
Don’t make me come over there.
I’ll be right over.
Haha thank you, genie.
It’s my 43rd birthday today and all I want for my birthday is for people to stop talking about “millennials” like we’re teenagers.
Correct but my point stands.
Folks, I was not a fan of John McCain by any means. But any other president would’ve flown the flag at half-staff for him, regardless of party affiliation. Meanwhile this president is honoring a fucking insurrectionist.
This is wrong. John McCain was a bad dude but he was a veteran and a Senator. Every other president would’ve flown the flag at half staff regardless of party. They’re doing a funeral for Ashli fucking Babbitt.
Remember when John McCain died and Trump refused to fly the American flag at half-staff because he didn’t like the guy? thehill.com/policy/defen...
Scoop - SUSAN MONAREZ, nation’s newly installed CDC director, is being ousted, people familiar tell @lenasun.bsky.social @laurenweberhp.bsky.social + me
Boom.
This is so cringe
My cartoon for issue 1640 of @privateeyenews.bsky.social, out now
My requirements for any Democrat running for president are simple: 1. Undo/reverse every single anti-trans policy the Trump administration has implemented. 2. Pledge not to further restrict trans people's rights. 3. Support the passage of the Equality Act and make it a priority.
For context www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Mulch Ado About Nothing
Your periodic reminder that people who blame “mental illness” for every mass shooting want to make it easier for people to get guns and harder for people to get mental healthcare.
Trump announces tariffs on thoughts and prayers.
Transgender studies professor Dr. Susan Stryker tears Gavin Newsom a new one while accepting the Transgender Legacy Award from the California state legislature 🔥🔥🔥 @susanstryker.bsky.social
So the sandwich guy ... beat the wrap
HEYYYY! You’re here!
So, basically, if you’re a lot bigger than someone you’re allowed to invade them and take what you want. Sounds pretty rapey.
I feel that way about sooooooooo many of my old tweets. I really shouldn’t have to recycle old jokes about a Nazi president, but here we are.
Awesome cartoon!
I mean…
Government so small it’s literally just one dude.
By “small government” they mean just one dude.
EVERY FUCKING MEDIA OUTLET SHOULD BE BLASTING THIS AT FULL VOLUME
“And your penis is by far the largest this great country has ever seen.”
Screaming the quiet part directly into your ear holes
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New in PN: Trump's red state army threatens America's cities "What this latest executive order purports to do is to allow Trump to send red state guard members into blue states, shattering the entire concept of state sovereignty."
Maybe they’re trying to promote another massive pandemic in an effort to postpone elections in 2026.
So anti-vaxxers have gone from “My body my choice” to “No Covid vaccines for anybody.” newrepublic.com/post/199515/...
Just so we’re all 100% clear here, “comfort women” means sex slaves.
This is the greatest video I have ever seen. Sound up.
(opens up purse and releases several cats) You said “make yourself at home.”
Every accusation is an admission, right?
Maybe he’s covering up his MS-13 tattoo
I always vote for the Dem nominee in the general. Every election since I turned 18 in 2000.
That’s not a purity test. That’s racism and misogyny. I always vote for the Dem nominee in the general election so maybe go piss off and preach to some kids.
Nobody mentioned Newsom. You seem upset. Calm down.
What are you even talking about?
All I’m saying is if you really need to stan a white guy politician, maybe support the guy who wants to actually protect LGBT rights.
This is the way.
The first white man who started a LGBTQ+ hotline instead of a podcast was the founder of civilization.
This is like if “the female orgasm is a myth” were a photo.
"Why on earth should everyone deserve the things to which I believe me and mine are entitled" "but gimme"
“I’m a Bad Parent. My Disabled Son is Less Important To Me than My Shitty Values and I Would Rather Hurt Others than Help My Family.”
Has anyone told Trump he can’t get into heaven but there is a place thats the hottest.
Trump: People shouldn’t learn about slavery. Also Trump: We’re reinstalling these monuments of confederate generals who fought to preserve slavery.
How is it not a bigger story that Republicans essentially kidnapped a political opponent who happens to be a Black woman?
I wrote about 28 Years Later
She’s a DUI hire
100% same
We are not slipping into fascism. We are there. What the actual ever loving fuck?
While masked agents were violently attacking a delivery worker this morning, bystanders repeatedly asked to see their badge numbers but they refused. Bystander: You guys are ruining this country, you know that, right? Agent: Liberals already ruined it.
Giving their fans what they want.
Sarah Palin warned us lol
PB&JK-47
They’re going to ban sandwiches before they ban guns.
You guys!! My niece Gracie Lou got into the Shoals City Showdown music competition. It’s in the legendary music town of Muscle Shoals and it’s loaded with talent. I’m voting for her and I hope you’ll consider it as well! She’s a gem!! wlayfm.secondstreetapp.com/Shoals-City-...
Your periodic reminder that Republicans are only happy when you suffer.
"If anyone thought last January that our democratic system could withstand Trump 2.0, that the courts and political opposition would be strong enough to hold him in check, they’re quickly learning how wrongheaded they were."
That’s fair. I was raised on Disney and while I’m not a “Disney adult” or anything, I still love the shit out of those movies.
New in PN: Trump isn't the solution to the "crisis of manhood," he's the problem "The more obvious the alteration in a woman’s appearance — even to the point of grotesqueness — the more she's shown her commitment to serve him. No one needs to tell Noem to get back in her place. She’s already there"
Kim Davis, who wants to end marriage equality, because of her "beliefs," has been divorced three times. You know, divorce, that thing Jesus actually mentions?
I’m obsessed with Grow: Song of the Evertree and Disney Dreamlight Valley.
Try Grow: Song of the Evertree. They have day and night cycles but only while you’re playing so you can not play for weeks and lose nothing. It’s my new obsession. You just help a giant magic tree come back to life and create worlds.
Me as a gamer in the early 90’s: All I want to do is solve puzzles and fight literally everyone. Me as a gamer now: All I want to do is tend my garden and help the locals in a world that involves no combat. If the word “cozy” isn’t in the description then it can fuck right off.
Really hating this echo chamber where nobody calls me antisemitic slurs or tells me I deserve to be raped.
The only things republicans don’t want you to get shot with are life saving vaccines.
Work assignments? Like what? Some light sex trafficking?
Please stop telling people not to joke about serious things. This is how some of us cope. This is why some of us are not constantly screaming.
There is a crime wave in DC deploy the National Guard to the Oval Office
What Republicans still don’t realize is that normal people think sexual predators are bad, regardless of what party they belong to.
My mom was showing me these pics earlier and we were both guffawing
To the people doing countdowns to Trump leaving office, I present this headline from 8 years ago on this day.
"PhD-level experts in your back pocket" is a completely nonsensical description of AI but a pretty good description of social media if you follow the right people
MAGA: Children shouldn’t learn about slavery. Also MAGA: We’re reinstalling this monument of a confederate general who fought to preserve slavery.
We found our Bizarro for the sequel!
They have bodega cats so why can’t there be airplane cats, a couple for each plane, for emotional support snuggles?
Better heading: Hero buffalo saves herd from murderous gun-wielding douche.
Good stuff
