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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social

Biden might have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.

aug 31, 2025, 2:41 am • 412 16

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Schwing! 🐕🍂🍵 @schwingstate.bsky.social

aug 31, 2025, 2:45 am • 8 0 • view
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Red Painter @redpainter1.bsky.social

aug 31, 2025, 2:45 am • 4 0 • view
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Thom @thisthom.bsky.social

Trump's not yet ready to die. He's waiting for the inevitable expose by Jake Tapper. I'm sure that'll be along any day now.

aug 31, 2025, 7:24 am • 1 0 • view
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michaelspoint.bsky.social @michaelspoint.bsky.social

I think Melania should bring a date to his funeral, maybe Hunter...

aug 31, 2025, 5:14 am • 9 0 • view
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4ann-marie.bsky.social @4ann-marie.bsky.social

Newsom!

aug 31, 2025, 10:56 am • 4 0 • view
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rockybites.bsky.social @rockybites.bsky.social

Justin Trudeau

aug 31, 2025, 3:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kimberly 💙 @legendarybitka.bsky.social

Justin won’t have her. He’s made that clear. Maybe Newsom.

aug 31, 2025, 4:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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Cori Classen @coriseasinger.bsky.social

aug 31, 2025, 12:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lady Friend @ladybangbang.bsky.social

If I were him and Trump died, I wouldn't care if I was holed up in hospice in my final moments, I'd still take a picture of me flipping his dead ass off. 😂

aug 31, 2025, 8:24 am • 3 0 • view
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wwwat.bsky.social @wwwat.bsky.social

Is Biden still riding bikes?

aug 31, 2025, 2:45 am • 4 0 • view
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vlr417.bsky.social @vlr417.bsky.social

I was thinking that today. The irony of Biden both outliving him and him not even making it a full year of the term.

aug 31, 2025, 2:59 am • 13 1 • view
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Driver9 @driver9.bsky.social

Speak at his poorly attended funeral, and make numerous profanity-laced references to what a fat, lazy, lying and cheating piece of shit he was?

aug 31, 2025, 2:55 am • 14 0 • view
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Gordon Vincent He/Him @gordonvincent.bsky.social

The eulogy: "The Romans said that of the dead, one should say nothing but good. "Donald Trump is dead. "Good."

aug 31, 2025, 4:47 am • 27 5 • view
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Steve Puma @stevepuma.bsky.social

What's that?

aug 31, 2025, 4:18 am • 0 0 • view
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yellowdog1955.bsky.social @yellowdog1955.bsky.social

Piss on Trump’s grave?

aug 31, 2025, 2:45 am • 38 0 • view
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4ann-marie.bsky.social @4ann-marie.bsky.social

Whatever happened to Jimmy Savile's gravesite? "Memorial removal: The family removed the headstone from the grave in October 2012, citing public opinion and the potential for vandalism."

aug 31, 2025, 10:59 am • 1 0 • view
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Ainigriv Noswad @ainigrivnoswad.bsky.social

I’ll be setting up a booth selling water and (for those who partake) beer. Gotta make sure those tanks are full. 🌊

aug 31, 2025, 2:58 pm • 2 0 • view
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social

That’s on my bucket list. I’ve already made very clear to my wife it will probably get me a fine or 30 days. She says ok. Maybe play Edward 40 hands while waiting in long line, so I’m pre fueled

aug 31, 2025, 2:52 am • 27 0 • view
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lgilstrap.bsky.social @lgilstrap.bsky.social

Golf courses usually have fences and security so his grave might be secured. Play a round first and then do it.

aug 31, 2025, 3:35 am • 8 0 • view
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social

I may have to pitch a tent and camp a few days to get to the front of the line.

aug 31, 2025, 5:01 am • 9 0 • view
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Jackie Yerby @jyypdx.bsky.social

Save me a campsite.

aug 31, 2025, 10:49 am • 2 0 • view
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🙂Cathy ❤️Love🗳Vote😷 Mask💉Vax @cathloveheart.bsky.social

I've said this a few times. I refuse to drop trou & piss on his grave. NEVER GONNA DO IT. I'm a lady. I'll bring it from home in a jar. 😉 I can't wait. ❤️🇺🇸❤️ P.S. - I'll happily contribute to cover the cost of your fine. 😃

aug 31, 2025, 2:49 pm • 2 0 • view
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Jonathan @jontheseagull.bsky.social

*Melania refreshing the news feed frenetically*

aug 31, 2025, 4:35 am • 1 0 • view
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Hipster Sasquatch, trapped on the planet of the nepo babies @hipstersasquatch.bsky.social

If Biden ends up the last man standing, that alone will be hilarious.

aug 31, 2025, 2:58 am • 23 0 • view
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Tony Jenson @tonyjenson.bsky.social

Joe should announce all his future endorsements by riding bicycles with them in front of the White House. And do the post ride interviews on Amtrack.

aug 31, 2025, 2:53 am • 12 0 • view
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trkgrl.bsky.social @trkgrl.bsky.social

I will laugh my aspirations off if that happens.

aug 31, 2025, 3:16 am • 0 0 • view
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Free Palestine, Joe Biden is a war criminal, and Elon is a Nazi @leehoward77.bsky.social

I was going to say die at the same time as Trump. A pedophile rapist and a murderer of Palestinian children turning toes up at precisely the same moment? Great shit. Maybe we will get lucky and they could become gallows buddies.

aug 31, 2025, 11:02 am • 1 0 • view
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Popess Amy Raven the Bewildered--Three Eevees in a Coat @somethingamyss.bsky.social

Outlive Trump?

aug 31, 2025, 2:43 am • 60 0 • view
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Schwing! 🐕🍂🍵 @schwingstate.bsky.social

Preside at his funeral 🤞🏼

aug 31, 2025, 2:53 am • 2 0 • view
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social

😉

aug 31, 2025, 2:43 am • 33 1 • view