Biden might have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
Biden might have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
Trump's not yet ready to die. He's waiting for the inevitable expose by Jake Tapper. I'm sure that'll be along any day now.
I think Melania should bring a date to his funeral, maybe Hunter...
Newsom!
Justin Trudeau
Justin won’t have her. He’s made that clear. Maybe Newsom.
If I were him and Trump died, I wouldn't care if I was holed up in hospice in my final moments, I'd still take a picture of me flipping his dead ass off. 😂
Is Biden still riding bikes?
I was thinking that today. The irony of Biden both outliving him and him not even making it a full year of the term.
Speak at his poorly attended funeral, and make numerous profanity-laced references to what a fat, lazy, lying and cheating piece of shit he was?
The eulogy: "The Romans said that of the dead, one should say nothing but good. "Donald Trump is dead. "Good."
What's that?
Piss on Trump’s grave?
Whatever happened to Jimmy Savile's gravesite? "Memorial removal: The family removed the headstone from the grave in October 2012, citing public opinion and the potential for vandalism."
I’ll be setting up a booth selling water and (for those who partake) beer. Gotta make sure those tanks are full. 🌊
That’s on my bucket list. I’ve already made very clear to my wife it will probably get me a fine or 30 days. She says ok. Maybe play Edward 40 hands while waiting in long line, so I’m pre fueled
Golf courses usually have fences and security so his grave might be secured. Play a round first and then do it.
I may have to pitch a tent and camp a few days to get to the front of the line.
Save me a campsite.
I've said this a few times. I refuse to drop trou & piss on his grave. NEVER GONNA DO IT. I'm a lady. I'll bring it from home in a jar. 😉 I can't wait. ❤️🇺🇸❤️ P.S. - I'll happily contribute to cover the cost of your fine. 😃
*Melania refreshing the news feed frenetically*
If Biden ends up the last man standing, that alone will be hilarious.
Joe should announce all his future endorsements by riding bicycles with them in front of the White House. And do the post ride interviews on Amtrack.
I will laugh my aspirations off if that happens.
I was going to say die at the same time as Trump. A pedophile rapist and a murderer of Palestinian children turning toes up at precisely the same moment? Great shit. Maybe we will get lucky and they could become gallows buddies.
Outlive Trump?
Preside at his funeral 🤞🏼
😉