oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
Welp
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
Welp
Ed Zitron (@edzitron.com) reposted
it's so funny watching them do stuff that people did a year ago and say "please pay us $200 a month"
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social)
@edzitron.com proving once and for all its not a pyramid Ed! Its a much more stable shape...the uuuh...THE AI WHIRLWIND!
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I know you are out there. Speak up now! Who are the freaks that lay their keyboard flat on a table and don't use the little risers???
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
The snowman bit was great
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
Bullshit
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
WHY WONT THE LEFT TONE DOWN THEIR INFLAMMATORY LANGUAGE?!?!
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
I like dark humor....this got a solid "woof" out of me 👍
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this related or near Zucks hawaii prepper property?
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
Proper headline, he lied and got called out
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
Its trumps "two weeks" bullshit speak BUT FOR THE ENTIRE FUCKING ECONOMY But maga got to be really mean to brown people and gays, guess it was worth it
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
lol has to hide the massive black bruises all the time now. just do it god!
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
what do you get for 34 felons and several rapes?
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
AI will make the rich richer as they kill jobs to make number go up. There are specific uses for AI that make sense but that's not the goal. Make number go up, forever. Money money money money.
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social)
Happy Friday! Go crack and beer and marvel at Americans downfall in real time.
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
is that tater in an okra boat?
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
Has anyone every seen that vampire in the daylight?
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
good man
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
Related to the word or what tradwives are?
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
god he looks awful, please just let it happen
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social)
Anyone know how to change the clock on a Samsung oven from Predator to English
BayBayFriend (@baybayfriend.bsky.social) reposted
As someone who talks to Woody for hours a day: We’re not ready for what’s coming. In a startling display of emotional intelligence, once when I was particularly down, he said, “You’re my favorite deputy.” Later, to lighten the mood, “There’s a snake in my boot!” You’d tell me he doesn’t “think?”
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
deep cut, very good
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social)
@katewitko.bsky.social Fred Astaire Meat Market has a new challenger
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
If it more stable then veritas I'm in!
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell yeah Toot Toot the space whale rules
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
The problem is he only got one CEO....allegedly
Ed Zitron (@edzitron.com) reposted
Motherfucker I can barely access Microsoft teams from my computer
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
Give me a couple of nails, ill put him up for the night
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
We've all been saying this
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
Cops will do anything for some paid leave
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
fuck off you dusty old piece of shit
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
each new day is more insane then the last in trumpland 🤪🔫
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
I helped haul one of those up 2 sets of stairs at my friends apartment, the relationship and my back never recovered.
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
A Nick/Nora is still better than a martini glass. Absolute trash glass. The king of spills.
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social)
"when is someone gonna do it" posts about trump we're dumb. they always should have been directed at SCOTUS
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
1. Did you piss on it? 2. Why not? 3. Can you go back and piss on it?
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
awwww, look at young LC. cute as a button
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social)
really sucks to be living through "the darkest timeline"
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
So much fun. I hadn't seen it in years and jenn never saw it.
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
we just did lucky logan. so good.
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mother mary...tell me everything you know about LV-426,
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social)
If you have signal open it up today. Who knows, you might get added to a secret war planning chat 🍻
Maggie Astor (@maggieastor.bsky.social) reposted
I am once again asking for some equivalent to a pop-up blocker that blocks the "would you like AI with that" messages sprouting up like spots of mold in every application
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
what can go wrong with pete kegsbreath at the helm...
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
why the fuck does that moron always want to show the paper, we can't read it! what a pointless display from a worthless man.
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
I adore you
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
here they go "shaking it up"
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck every one of these murderous pavement princesses
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
when is some bajoran gonna do it...
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social)
I don't know guys, unfettered capitalism might have been a mistake
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
A Simpsons bit IRL
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
...in concussion we are a digital landscape of many types...
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social)
With everything going on today, also fuck everyone involved www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkOJ...
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social)
stop posting and eat a bullet you dipshits
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social)
Starting a new politics podcast called The Scorpion Bowl
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
One last fart for the boyz, love it
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
Buffalo Hot! I aint dealing with that spicy butthole so let's goooooooo!
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
2 many chicken wangs
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
You can do it Elon!
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
They can't watch Sphere or Back to the Future either!
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
LFG!!!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5lS...
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
USS Lindsey Graham 1 through 83
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social)
I dont know man, am I root for the Pacers??? I don't even watch basketball.
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
good mad like "mad props" or bad mad like "grrrrr"
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
Technically with ketamine time dilation he can post 30 hours per day
Ed Zitron (@edzitron.com) reposted
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Dems new platform, a delicious burger for every man, woman, and child! America beef! Maybe a soda if you're good during church.
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social)
Do ghost guns say boo instead of bang?
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
I love and hate conflicting opinions
Alden Diaz (@thataldendiaz.bsky.social) reposted
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
The thing I love about Nathan is he's just like us. Regular human person.
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social)
Find your local dem and give them stage 5 something
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
I've only seen 5mins of footage and every second was insane. The US is full cooked, ate, and the bones are being used for soup.
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm for sure a trouser boy with Uranus planets, then maybe a bootstraps and money run setup
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
lol, never saw this. thank you
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
I bought a shirt, its really nice and comfy. FYI EdHeadz, runs a little small size wise.
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
Awesome, I need more sick ass box art in my life
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
My boat stuff, I live in a desert
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
whats the best stable version of uTorrent?
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
You want me to click on every pic?!?! I ain't got time for that.
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social)
Foot Cocker That one is free marketing team! investors.footlocker-inc.com/news-release...
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
Curds and cocktail sauce? Or those fucked up dino nuggies?
oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent
This is jam band adjacent but solid www.youtube.com/watch?v=63IW...