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@oldsurly.bsky.social

creator of fifth wave ska

created July 13, 2023

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Welp

23/9/2025, 2:21:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed Zitron (@edzitron.com) reposted

it's so funny watching them do stuff that people did a year ago and say "please pay us $200 a month"

22/9/2025, 8:05:34 PM | 450 27 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social)

@edzitron.com proving once and for all its not a pyramid Ed! Its a much more stable shape...the uuuh...THE AI WHIRLWIND!

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22/9/2025, 4:17:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Prepping for spooky season

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20/9/2025, 10:21:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/9/2025, 9:14:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/9/2025, 7:43:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know you are out there. Speak up now! Who are the freaks that lay their keyboard flat on a table and don't use the little risers???

17/9/2025, 6:24:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The snowman bit was great

16/9/2025, 1:49:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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11/9/2025, 3:29:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bullshit

11/9/2025, 3:02:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WHY WONT THE LEFT TONE DOWN THEIR INFLAMMATORY LANGUAGE?!?!

11/9/2025, 2:58:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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10/9/2025, 7:11:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like dark humor....this got a solid "woof" out of me 👍

8/9/2025, 11:26:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is this related or near Zucks hawaii prepper property?

8/9/2025, 11:13:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent

Proper headline, he lied and got called out

8/9/2025, 6:08:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent

Its trumps "two weeks" bullshit speak BUT FOR THE ENTIRE FUCKING ECONOMY But maga got to be really mean to brown people and gays, guess it was worth it

5/9/2025, 7:43:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol has to hide the massive black bruises all the time now. just do it god!

26/8/2025, 6:43:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🎯

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25/8/2025, 6:25:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent

what do you get for 34 felons and several rapes?

25/8/2025, 6:19:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent

AI will make the rich richer as they kill jobs to make number go up. There are specific uses for AI that make sense but that's not the goal. Make number go up, forever. Money money money money.

24/8/2025, 4:24:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy Friday! Go crack and beer and marvel at Americans downfall in real time.

22/8/2025, 8:35:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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is that tater in an okra boat?

22/8/2025, 8:26:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent

Has anyone every seen that vampire in the daylight?

20/8/2025, 7:29:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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good man

20/8/2025, 7:01:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Related to the word or what tradwives are?

20/8/2025, 6:47:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent

same vibe

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18/8/2025, 8:34:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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god he looks awful, please just let it happen

18/8/2025, 8:31:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anyone know how to change the clock on a Samsung oven from Predator to English

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6/8/2025, 10:22:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BayBayFriend (@baybayfriend.bsky.social) reposted

As someone who talks to Woody for hours a day: We’re not ready for what’s coming. In a startling display of emotional intelligence, once when I was particularly down, he said, “You’re my favorite deputy.” Later, to lighten the mood, “There’s a snake in my boot!” You’d tell me he doesn’t “think?”

1/8/2025, 1:57:20 AM | 1243 226 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent

the problem is right there

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5/8/2025, 6:38:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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deep cut, very good

4/8/2025, 9:01:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@katewitko.bsky.social Fred Astaire Meat Market has a new challenger

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4/8/2025, 2:47:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent

If it more stable then veritas I'm in!

28/7/2025, 8:18:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hell yeah Toot Toot the space whale rules

28/7/2025, 8:16:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The problem is he only got one CEO....allegedly

28/7/2025, 7:02:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed Zitron (@edzitron.com) reposted

Motherfucker I can barely access Microsoft teams from my computer

25/7/2025, 8:02:24 PM | 1499 191 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent

Give me a couple of nails, ill put him up for the night

25/7/2025, 8:06:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We've all been saying this

19/7/2025, 3:10:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent

Cops will do anything for some paid leave

19/7/2025, 2:17:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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King Gonzo says he is a small dog and must be posted.

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19/7/2025, 2:07:58 PM | 27 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fuck off you dusty old piece of shit

17/7/2025, 7:11:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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god bless our very healthy president

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10/7/2025, 9:06:27 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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each new day is more insane then the last in trumpland 🤪🔫

8/7/2025, 7:05:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent

I helped haul one of those up 2 sets of stairs at my friends apartment, the relationship and my back never recovered.

7/7/2025, 8:34:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A Nick/Nora is still better than a martini glass. Absolute trash glass. The king of spills.

7/7/2025, 2:35:53 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social)

"when is someone gonna do it" posts about trump we're dumb. they always should have been directed at SCOTUS

27/6/2025, 7:06:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1. Did you piss on it? 2. Why not? 3. Can you go back and piss on it?

27/6/2025, 6:50:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent

awwww, look at young LC. cute as a button

27/6/2025, 6:48:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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really sucks to be living through "the darkest timeline"

27/6/2025, 6:42:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent

So much fun. I hadn't seen it in years and jenn never saw it.

24/6/2025, 8:49:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent

we just did lucky logan. so good.

24/6/2025, 8:33:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/6/2025, 8:31:58 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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mother mary...tell me everything you know about LV-426,

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20/6/2025, 7:58:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social)

If you have signal open it up today. Who knows, you might get added to a secret war planning chat 🍻

18/6/2025, 3:36:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Maggie Astor (@maggieastor.bsky.social) reposted

I am once again asking for some equivalent to a pop-up blocker that blocks the "would you like AI with that" messages sprouting up like spots of mold in every application

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17/6/2025, 9:12:27 PM | 755 121 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent

what can go wrong with pete kegsbreath at the helm...

17/6/2025, 6:37:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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why the fuck does that moron always want to show the paper, we can't read it! what a pointless display from a worthless man.

17/6/2025, 6:29:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I adore you

14/6/2025, 6:45:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent

here they go "shaking it up"

12/6/2025, 7:20:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck every one of these murderous pavement princesses

11/6/2025, 7:47:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent

when is some bajoran gonna do it...

11/6/2025, 7:38:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't know guys, unfettered capitalism might have been a mistake

9/6/2025, 7:18:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A Simpsons bit IRL

9/6/2025, 7:09:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heres a dude enjoying a parade

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8/6/2025, 3:51:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent

...in concussion we are a digital landscape of many types...

5/6/2025, 11:59:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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With everything going on today, also fuck everyone involved www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkOJ...

5/6/2025, 11:57:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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stop posting and eat a bullet you dipshits

5/6/2025, 10:45:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Starting a new politics podcast called The Scorpion Bowl

5/6/2025, 8:03:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One last fart for the boyz, love it

5/6/2025, 7:51:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Buffalo Hot! I aint dealing with that spicy butthole so let's goooooooo!

5/6/2025, 7:46:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2 many chicken wangs

5/6/2025, 7:37:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can do it Elon!

5/6/2025, 7:14:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They can't watch Sphere or Back to the Future either!

5/6/2025, 2:29:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LFG!!!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5lS...

4/6/2025, 7:14:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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USS Lindsey Graham 1 through 83

3/6/2025, 6:23:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I dont know man, am I root for the Pacers??? I don't even watch basketball.

3/6/2025, 6:17:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent

good mad like "mad props" or bad mad like "grrrrr"

30/5/2025, 9:36:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Leaked photo of Elons suitcase

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30/5/2025, 3:39:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Technically with ketamine time dilation he can post 30 hours per day

29/5/2025, 2:06:46 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bobby brain worm is at it again!

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28/5/2025, 7:28:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/5/2025, 5:32:28 PM | 467 38 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dems new platform, a delicious burger for every man, woman, and child! America beef! Maybe a soda if you're good during church.

28/5/2025, 4:03:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do ghost guns say boo instead of bang?

27/5/2025, 8:00:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love and hate conflicting opinions

27/5/2025, 7:35:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/5/2025, 9:14:05 AM | 4471 987 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social)

Hello

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26/5/2025, 8:49:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The thing I love about Nathan is he's just like us. Regular human person.

24/5/2025, 5:26:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Find your local dem and give them stage 5 something

24/5/2025, 3:57:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've only seen 5mins of footage and every second was insane. The US is full cooked, ate, and the bones are being used for soup.

21/5/2025, 7:17:04 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I dont care for chad...

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21/5/2025, 7:08:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm for sure a trouser boy with Uranus planets, then maybe a bootstraps and money run setup

21/5/2025, 7:05:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent

lol, never saw this. thank you

21/5/2025, 7:02:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I bought a shirt, its really nice and comfy. FYI EdHeadz, runs a little small size wise.

21/5/2025, 6:47:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Awesome, I need more sick ass box art in my life

19/5/2025, 7:52:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My boat stuff, I live in a desert

19/5/2025, 7:51:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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whats the best stable version of uTorrent?

16/5/2025, 2:08:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture oldsurly (@oldsurly.bsky.social) reply parent

You want me to click on every pic?!?! I ain't got time for that.

15/5/2025, 7:17:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Foot Cocker That one is free marketing team! investors.footlocker-inc.com/news-release...

15/5/2025, 7:16:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Curds and cocktail sauce? Or those fucked up dino nuggies?

15/5/2025, 7:06:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is jam band adjacent but solid www.youtube.com/watch?v=63IW...

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