Something Forbidden Stirs Deep Within Trump After He Sees Political Cartoon Depicting Him As Chicken theonion.com/somethi...
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We don't claim him.
jul 11, 2025, 2:52 am • 0 0 • view
Something deep? The only thing deep in trump are his bowels.
jul 10, 2025, 6:14 pm • 0 0 • view
It's called a confusing boner.
jul 10, 2025, 9:57 pm • 1 0 • view
Your photo is horizontally flipped. TACO's hair parting is always on his left side
jul 10, 2025, 6:03 pm • 2 0 • view
Beautiful writing in this one.
jul 10, 2025, 7:34 pm • 1 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣🥺 oh my!!! A female chicken perhaps??
jul 11, 2025, 4:54 pm • 0 0 • view
Fake Chicken Taco made from beaks and asshole
jul 11, 2025, 4:58 pm • 0 0 • view
A brain?
jul 10, 2025, 6:18 pm • 1 0 • view
jul 10, 2025, 7:02 pm • 2 0 • view
jul 10, 2025, 6:01 pm • 8 0 • view
Fuck off with your AI slop
jul 10, 2025, 6:57 pm • 30 0 • view
I second this statement
jul 10, 2025, 7:30 pm • 5 0 • view
sucks, please stop making this stuff
jul 10, 2025, 8:17 pm • 1 0 • view
jul 10, 2025, 7:01 pm • 0 0 • view
An executive order to take the Chipotle chicken taco off the menu can't be far away.
jul 11, 2025, 1:29 am • 0 0 • view
"Paedo bigot keeps humping chickens" is probably (rather depressingly) close to the truth x
jul 11, 2025, 4:53 pm • 0 0 • view
I have always said that he looks like Foghorn Leghorn.
jul 10, 2025, 6:12 pm • 1 0 • view
Yeah, it match with the revival of the trade war.
jul 10, 2025, 6:03 pm • 3 0 • view
Has he shoved an egg up his ass?
jul 10, 2025, 10:07 pm • 1 0 • view
The Dade-Collier facility has been posted as "Alligator Alcatraz" It's the R's narrative for the Maga base This is their first facility and bigger sites are planned The short airfield and small area are officially known as: *Dade Ice Capture and Kidnap Retention Shelter* OR Little *DICK R'S*
jul 10, 2025, 6:15 pm • 2 0 • view
Hmm.. did he see himself as a hen.. or a cock? I know how I see him
jul 10, 2025, 6:57 pm • 1 0 • view
This guy think he's Marty McFly or something?
jul 10, 2025, 6:19 pm • 4 0 • view
Nah that’s just a badlyburnt trump steak repeating on him
jul 10, 2025, 6:32 pm • 1 0 • view
Revenge of the Ketchup!!!
jul 10, 2025, 6:14 pm • 0 0 • view
A hamburger from 30 years ago.
jul 10, 2025, 6:17 pm • 1 0 • view
is it me or is donalds hair different?
jul 10, 2025, 6:10 pm • 1 0 • view
He gotta keep finding new ways to compensate for what is increasingly goin' missing... 😁
jul 10, 2025, 6:25 pm • 0 0 • view
**realizing he may of been found out 😳 .. he’s just a scared little boy that lashes out bc he has a small mushroom chicken sized penis
jul 10, 2025, 6:11 pm • 1 0 • view
🎵"There's a little black spot on the sun today That's Trump's soul up there..."🎵
jul 10, 2025, 10:17 pm • 1 0 • view
The first Nuke intentionally fired at a civilian population in 70 years, and the target was the home of the cartoon artist.
jul 10, 2025, 6:17 pm • 0 0 • view
He’s the greatest chicken. Lots of people are saying he’s the greatest chicken. Lots. Of people. And that’s not even me saying it, but a lot of people are. Also, I’m saying it.
jul 11, 2025, 4:09 am • 4 0 • view
jul 11, 2025, 4:26 am • 4 0 • view
That's just gas from lunches Hamberder.
jul 10, 2025, 9:24 pm • 1 0 • view
Lmao that picture! We might be doomed by AI but sometimes it’s worth it.
jul 10, 2025, 6:04 pm • 5 0 • view
The Onion photoshops their pictures.
jul 10, 2025, 7:36 pm • 6 0 • view
Chicken TACO, anyone?
jul 10, 2025, 6:19 pm • 1 0 • view
jul 10, 2025, 6:51 pm • 3 0 • view
You are what you eat...
jul 11, 2025, 2:12 am • 0 0 • view
His little button mushroom?
jul 10, 2025, 10:29 pm • 1 0 • view
Don't let it upset you. You'll always be a Taco to me.
jul 10, 2025, 6:04 pm • 0 0 • view
Ribbit
jul 10, 2025, 6:15 pm • 5 0 • view
🐸🐜 🤣🤣🤣
jul 10, 2025, 7:01 pm • 2 0 • view
If you look closely at that picture it seems obvious that he will die, possibly momentarily -and with a lot of fucking makeup on too.
jul 11, 2025, 4:11 am • 4 0 • view
jul 11, 2025, 5:04 am • 4 0 • view
“Is satire still satirical when reality becomes equally absurd?" is a question that could psychologically destroy millions of philosophers
jul 10, 2025, 6:13 pm • 1 0 • view
The only thing that’s ever stirred in that vile waste of existence is bullsh*t.
jul 10, 2025, 6:09 pm • 2 0 • view
lol
jul 10, 2025, 6:24 pm • 1 0 • view
www.instagram.com/reel/DElXe3p...
jul 10, 2025, 6:06 pm • 1 0 • view
Trump does not get to be a furry. Nuh. Do not will that evil on us. At best he's allowed to identify as an animatronic pile of chickenshit.
jul 10, 2025, 6:12 pm • 2 0 • view
jul 10, 2025, 6:02 pm • 24 0 • view
Not at all intelligent enough for reflection. I’m surprised he’s smart enough for bladder control and respiration. Well, respiration. I’m pretty sure the orange turd 💩 and 💦 his grandpa diaper!
jul 10, 2025, 8:26 pm • 2 0 • view
That fucker does not look well.
jul 11, 2025, 5:45 am • 1 0 • view
The Oval Officer is slowly dying...
jul 10, 2025, 6:28 pm • 1 0 • view
This is what Democrats actually believe.
jul 10, 2025, 6:56 pm • 1 0 • view
Today in science news, the Smithsonian has identified the key to megafauna extinction.
jul 10, 2025, 6:43 pm • 1 0 • view
Motherclucker.
jul 10, 2025, 6:24 pm • 1 0 • view