nooooooooooo 😩 I guess it's time to buy a plug-in bug zapper and maybe some essential oils that deter them, or SOMETHING to help
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nooooooooooo 😩 I guess it's time to buy a plug-in bug zapper and maybe some essential oils that deter them, or SOMETHING to help
you need a mosquito net!
HEY, BREEDING KINK AFICIONADOS! EVERYBODY GET ON BOARD FOR #BREEDVEMBER IF YOU'RE NASTY 🗣️📣 this is not my event but I wanted to share the prompt image and host's source link from tumblr my buddies passed around on discord. mark thy calendars for some November revelry www.tumblr.com/breedvember/...
same! the Youths are yearning for analog media ownership again and have been collecting vinyl, tape, VHS, old Wii and Xbox games, etc
I've heard a lot of people saying his role in TMC was super comparable to his Crowley, but I haven't seen it yet to compare notes. He may have some go-to mannerisms in his acting arsenal unless he really gets to dive DEEP into a unique character. I agree that Michael has more range overall
I have to draw the line at the jelly shoes (unless we wear them with socks? lol) but everything else, YES. I want cute tech again in different colorways 😭
thank you for reading and leaving such a sweet comment ❤️❤️❤️
happy Taint Tuesday to all those who celebrate 🪡🧵
誘惑
I'm trying. most people do not care about my invested interest in vintage decor, perfumes, and rock music 🥲 and yet I persist. the children need some culture
I can't stop listening to these guys 🫣 the Alice in Chains vibes are very real but not exact, so don't hold them to Layne Staley god-tier standards. it's just so refreshing to hear an actual BAND playing together. cannot express how much I need a rock revival rn www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvyx...
happy labor day 💪 in honor of some great and suffering labors, here's a [graphic] post-S2 fic of mine where crowley gives birth alone in the bookshop like a feral cat while hiding in aziraphale's bedroom. great and enriching food for freaknasty crowley whump enjoyers #goodomens #mpreg
“are you drinking human wine? it’s the source of drunkenness.” “isn’t it just?” #goodomens #goodomensfanart
I heard somebody describe them as Alice in Chains for gen z and that feels incredibly apt 😂 but it's GOOD SHIT
hey just so my fellow millennials know, late 90s post grunge alt rock is soooooooo coming back. this song came out TWO MONTHS ago. my body is ready www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_Tv...
I'm not sure anything is truly imminent but def keep that bad boy on deck for the next 6-10 months 👀
A walk in the woods. #goodomens #goodomensfanart #crowleyxaziraphale #ineffablehusbands
I'm planning on buying a bottle of Moscato and a six inch round buttercream cake for the occasion that says "ding dong the witch is dead" on it. in orange frosting 💅🏼
There is nothing for you here, only death #lotr
#goodomens some old piece
okay, just a preliminary rating for now, but I had one of the 'creamy' ones last night called Choc Tease and that shit is POTENT. it's so strong you can feel the alcohol burn in your nose 😂 two of these would put me on my ass. I think I may like them better as mixers but ymmv
me, kinda drunk: what are y'all gonna do when loni has been right about the body swap this whole time and Aziraphale had that weird hair in the s3 set photos in Edinburgh because when Crowley and Aziraphale inhabit each other's corporations for too long, they start to take on heaven and hell aspects
my broken, desiccated, and nonexistent writing muse when I hear 'next year'
Executive producer Josh Cole has revealed that postproduction on the Good Omens finale is nearly finished and that we can expect a premiere date next year. 🔗: deadline.com/2025/08/bbc-... #GoodOmens #GoodOmens3
I've never tried them either! my friend Allie swears by them but hasn't tried some of the flavors, so I kinda got a sampling of almost everything. I'll taste one tonight and see how it goes down 🧃
I'm going all in 🏊🏼♀️💦
So I’m just gonna try to make the vibes slightly better and share some art. Because I’m a disabled immunocompromised artist. And that’s all I got so here’s some tits.
Naga Crowley takes a bath #goodomens #goodomensfanart
'morning, Angel Somewhere, in a cottage #goodomens #fanart #ineffablehusbands #azicrow
IT'S WHAT WE (HE) ((THEY)) DESERVE!!!!! 😩
maybe aziraphale also puts a christmas bun in the ol' demonic ove--[gunshots]
LOOK TO THE WEST AND CALL MY NAME INTO THE HILLS WHEN THE TIME IS NIGH!!!!!! and I will be there 🫡 [vibrates in anticipation even though it's only August and we're all suffering]
kinktober but Christmas smut instead for a whole month????? I'M THERE!!!! Dicksember could heal me
selfishly I am sooooooo invested in a Christmas release or Xmas special for GO3 because I desperately, DESPERATELY need there to be an onslaught of emotional holiday smut fics 🗿 as in, I need it like medicine. perhaps it could fix me lol
I'm sorry you had such an uncomfortable conversation, ugh. my family members are like this and it's harrowing to know how they think sometimes. and I can do nothing to change them!
you and me both 😂🥲
ok this but it's Christmas and all the world's sounds are muffled by fresh snowfall, only embers crackling in the fire. they'd already fucked hard and nasty once earlier in the evening, and then Crowley sneaks back after midnight and crawls into Aziraphale's bed. seeking a gentleness they can't name
thinking about deep yearning, pining-while-fucking situation in a historical era where Crowley & Aziraphale covertly meet up at the same inn in the countryside and slip into each other's rooms at night to make love and hold each other in the safe, warm darkness. so much goes unsaid, but they feel it
This is my submission for this week's theme on GORL Study Club: Ineffable Wedding!! ---- Do you think we will see a wedding in the final episode? #GoodOmens #GoodOmensFanart #Aziracrow #Aziraphale #Crowley #Ineffablehusbands #ineffablewedding
continuing this old thread of mine from xitter: x.com/onelastunico... haven't had the opportunity to do some Georgia Tennant fashion sleuthing in a while but I can't believe I cracked this one within 15 minutes 😂 is the FBI hiring? call me sometime fellas. also biggest lol @ this tee being $100
it definitely took me back to another time and place, very briefly 😅 but in a comforting way
niche post for niche people but the "Rainbath" shower gel by Neutrogena, the original amber liquid formula, smells like a softer & domestic version (South Downs Cottage Supremacy™️) of Crowley when you're in the shower. it's like a clean, cozy, warm autumnal spice without being overpowering
how is his little baby ear doing after the procedure?
yeah I guess it's like a talking point making the rounds lately. the video I watched was mainly about young women thinking young men who drink matcha lattes, read novels in public, use wired headphones, and dress slightly different are just doing it for clout or chicks lmao? HOW DO YOU KNOW THO
A portrait I did shortly after S2 came out. Colored pencil. Enjoyed the challenge of that chair cushion pattern! #goodomensart #goodomens #goodomensfanart
lmfao well you read me to filth I guess 😂 call it in boys, this tuesday's cooked. done and dusted
to be honest, young men reading books? probably the least of our problems in terms of optics right now. so long as they keep reading whether it's in a public space or not, and branch out from Fight Club
"like, heavy hitting lit" omg I'm dead 😂 I APPRECIATE HER YOUTHFUL INSIGHT AND YOUR RELAYING OF THE MESSAGE. I'm a younger millennial (b. 1992) but I'm not on tiktok either because I have strong feelings against it, though I'm sure somebody on YouTube has a video essay about this topic available
people have got to rise to the aesthetic occasion, there is nothing better than cozy winter sex with the holiday atmosphere. HOURS OF KISSING! THEY NEVER STOP. just leisurely fucking and making out the entire time because there's no hurry, they have Forever
spoon feed me scenes of them coming in on christmas eve, pink-cheeked from the cold greenhouse, making love in front of the parlour fire in some picturesque fur/blanket nest for hours while it gently snows like icing sugar on the cottage roof 😌 Crowley dozing with Aziraphale going soft inside him
THANK YOU SOLDIER 🫡🥧
I've already done it myself lol, MANY TIMES, I just need extra sustenance for my own personal smorgasbord 👀🤌✨ the people need to answer this call to arms
if we truly do get a Christmastime release I'm gonna need approximately 1,000,000,000 fics about Crowley getting a cozy cottage creampie for Christmas. promise me this. he deserves it
an angelic creampie for Christmas! just what Crowley asked for 🥰 perfection
Y'all. @handyginger.bsky.social and myself both have birthdays coming up. It's my birthday week. 😁 She commissioned this artwork by the @imogell.bsky.social based on a fic I wrote for her, featuring my Ineffable family. To say I died while sitting in Walmart parking lot is an understatement
Hello BlueSky im not sure how to go about reposting my entire gallery if i should start from old to new or new to old but alas From 2022: Afternoon Activities🌟🤭 #GoodOmens #GoodomenFanart
YEAH LOL I should have explained better initially but the nuance was really evading me and I had to ponder it for a few more minutes 😅 basically either way it's a version of "how fucking dare you/who do you think you are" but there's def two ways to spin it hahaha
okay yeah I like the way you phrased that comparable alternative, it helps solidify it in my mind more lol. I feel insane because I swear I've heard people use it like "where do you get OFF on this xyz situation" before like a negative power trip, self flagellation type thing
I swear I've heard both interpretations used before, as weird as that is, so it's good to get clarity about which one is more accepted as the base idiom lol
I feel like I've heard it in both contexts before in life and I'm confused about which one is more widely accepted or common, so it must be the first one 🤣
yeah I def know it's a stand-in for 'how dare you,' but what is the specific meaning behind the phrase? like which getting off and in what way are we talking here 😂 I feel like I've heard it in BOTH contexts so I'm confused
I think this is a dog boarding facility, not an animal shelter lol. the video seems to be taken out of context because more than half of these dogs are pure breeds or custom breeds, like the labradoodle. this guy is just playing it up as 'adoption' for content reasons
I am back with the requests after being sidetracked for a while. 😳. This is a request from puffmunch-queen on Tumblr, Eden Era Aziraphale and Crowley!! #GoodOmens #GoodOmensFanart #Aziraphale #Crowley #Aziracrow #Braiding #Edenera #Artrequests
I realize now I could have quote retweeted your post or replied with my addition instead of reposting, sorry about that 😂 I'm tired and just get nervous sometimes about people being creeped out by my mpreg tendencies and blocking me or something lmao
excellent taste in ephemera 💋👌🏼✨
I went thrifting yesterday and got a bunch of boho baby doll tops (more 2004-2007 flavored than Y2K, but regardless) because they made me think of high school and are made from 100% cotton, unlike the polyester shit we're being sold today. nostalgia erases memory, TRUE. but is also kinda superior rn
also the fashion pendulum will ALWAYS swing hard and fast in the cultural west but it's like we've reached a point where the tackiness of bedazzled jeans and pink flip phones with charms hanging off is preferable to kardashian beige and big tech hegemony. and I get it. I'm right there with y'all
the Y2K nostalgia we're seeing with gen z isn't strictly about aesthetics, more about reclamation of analog media (in this world of device streaming) and not being connected into the online mainframe 24/7. basically I think people just desperately want more visual interest with less digital fatigue
LOTR 1 hr color and light study. 💜 #art #artstudy #lotr #lordoftherings #arwen #aragornxarwen #aragorn #lotrfanart #nathanfowkes #schoolism
BIG PANCAKE BUNNY 💕
that's what we like to see!!!!!!!! give them a good home that isn't a landfill 👏
Crowley may not be able to reach his stars and nebulas anymore, but he’s still rather proud of them… #crowley #goodomens
#goodomens #goodomensfanart
yes they did find a new home! sorry I forgot to take the post down, my apologies. but thank you for the interest all the same
The Flood #goodomens #goodomensfanart #artnouveau
They undoubtedly love holding hands.... 😏 ---- Not a request, just something I impulsively drew. I'm not sure if I should label this one, but I'll let Bluesky decide. 🤣 #GoodOmens #GoodOmensFanart #Cheeky #Aziracrow #Aziraphale #Crowley
"pretty cool" Zoo says, as we both remember me hugging Shay goodbye and saying in my slight southern accent, I quote, "thanks for taking me to the Devil Museum" 🤣 for real though we can't let purists gentrify the last of the horny spaces
we're out here living secret double lives 😏
why was aziraphale sporting a stiffy at the roman bath house? I don't know. maybe they were engaging in mutual masturbation from a safe distance and pretending that's not what they were doing 👀 crowley letting the warm water hit his clit as it bubbles from a fountain, moaning, cunt on full display
routine gunshots to keep rent low but I was thinking about crowley having an exact replica of aziraphale's cock made from memory (roman bath house sneak peek that he carries like a war wound for 2K years) and then fucking himself on top of a mirror so he can watch his holes stretch around his angel
🪶 Two Peas In A Pond 🪷 They're going for a swim somewhere secluded soak in the sun. Aziraphale may be planning some mischief, if you look at his hand, but Crowley sees right through it, even with his eyes closed💕 #GoodOmens #aziracrow August mini print, you can still get it!
#goodomens #goodomensfanart #aziraphale #crowley #aziraphalefanart #crowleyfanart #aziracrow #inefablehusbands
No nightingales. Portrait of Crowley in charcoal. #goodomens #goodomensfanart #charcoal #crowley #davidtennant
nothing better than after midnight hallway floor time 🤎 when I was there and you and Mike were still asleep, we had some 6am hallway floor time 😂
please don't feel like my bellyaching is like a direct attack, I have repeated this sentiment MANY times over the years, it's almost like scripture in my brain now 😂 we all have a unique origin point for ourselves and I love that for you, but yeah, staying for the community is 100% a massive part
EXACTLY. nobody criticizes actors/musicians for wanting to engage in a communal experience or an open dialogue with the audience, but when a visual artist or writer seeks the same thing, they need to die mad/lonely and get over it 🫢 I often wonder if this sentiment breeds from a place of resentment
generosity reciprocates. don't ever forget this. it applies to fandom as much as anything else, because the more you hype up smaller creators, the more you comment, the more you share, the more you make these people feel INCLUDED, the better they get, the more they create, and the feast continues
of course something has inherent worth to the person who made it, they spent their time and creativity making it! this is a given. I'm just sick to death of this being a hand-wavy, broad strokes placating statement to excuse the fact that most people DON'T engage with creators the way they should
sorry for always being your resident supervillain but the people who go "uwu you should only create for yourself and your passion, the kudos and likes don't matter!" are missing the point, ENTIRELY, that when people share these things within a community, they want to be EMBRACED. by their COMMUNITY.
the first beings to ever visit an Earth hot spring 💫 #GoodOmens #IneffableHusbands
20's Crowley
Another Leyendecker study? More likely than you think. I started this Good Omens piece before or around the time season 2 came out… more recently finished it. #aziraphale #crowley #goodomens #goodomensfanart #aziraphalexcrowley #jcleyendecker #artstudy
and honestly I'm not here to kink shame, it only slightly bothers me because it's lingerie coming from me and my household, and I don't want them to think I'm personally selling stuff in that context. but hey! if you wanna spend your $80 on this vintage silk slip, by all means! I'll sell it to them
honestly that's what I meant; I assume at least half the time that these guys (gen names like Steven, Andrew, Paul, etc) are wearing it for themselves. the only distinction there for me is: wearing because they do drag or cross dress (not judging), OR...buying because they're panty sniffer types 😂
what I need ☝🏼🤓 is even more cats via even the most bizarre of situations (like a spare hole in my head lol)
I said this earlier today in another convo but imagine being a fly on the wall within 30 feet of Georgia T when she found this out for the first time. lbr the fucking atomic blaster laser beams that shot out of her eyeballs are probably what burnt those croissants on her insta story from today
the thing about cush jumbo doing two full runs of macbeth with david and ostensibly becoming a close and beloved family friend, but then going on to directly support JKR's new HP endeavors with the audiobook or whatever, is fucking insane to me lmao. been thinking about it for hours. what the fuck
something green and earthy, like fig.....match or candle smoke....a hint of vintage leather 🤔
Need a perfume that smells like this :: #perfume #demoncrowley #goodomens
