Dr Johnny Blanchard
@onlyretrofans.com
Screenwriter #Retrocomputing/#RetroGaming: https://www.youtube.com/@reenthused #IndieDev: https://tonsomo.itch.io #Film: https://www.youtube.com/@roguegunners Buy gaming in the obscure: https://mixam.co.uk/print-on-demand/6813e21211c9951bff4316db
created November 21, 2023
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Rosie Holt (@rosieisaholt.bsky.social) reposted
Graham Linehan once took issue with a sketch I did and tweeted about me referring to me not by name but only as to who my boyfriend was and called me an NPC ( non player character.) It was misogynistic and his “standing up for women” schtick is baloney.
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com)
It's been a while since I did any updates to the SNES version of Jurl, so i've done a few fixes including making it possible to finish. I've also added a time bonus that a few people have suggested, if it works here I might push it out tonsomo.itch.io/jurl-super-n... #IndieDev #RetroDev
ChinnyVision (@chinnyvision.bsky.social) reposted
A reminder there's a proper gaming video over on ChinnyVision 2. Yes I know. No cordless screwdrivers or birds! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk4u...
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com)
Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future
HereBeDragons (@heredragons.be) reposted
Day 246(3) - #sharptember - Armed with a tiny bit of Japanese (プロトタイプ means 'prototype'), I've unearthed a world of stuff on the development on the MZ-80K. And let's start with the prototype itself ... this a flyer from September 1978 ... 1/2
Kim Justice (@kimjustice.bsky.social) reposted
NEW VIDEO! The Arcade Treasures of 1982, featuring some truly outstanding titles; Mr. Do, Frenzy, Nibbler, and a trio of European games including Bagman and Blue Print. Enjoy and please share :) www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkPl...
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com) reply parent
You can just call it ‘The Compound’. “Hey I heard you moved, where are you living now?” “The Compound”
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com) reply parent
As long as you only need HDMI of component - yes
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com) reply parent
Not even especially fancy tbh
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com) reply parent
No, and I don’t have the actual glasses either - although I don’t think they were anything special
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com) reply parent
A bit more of a test
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com) reply parent
Well, something works
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com) reply parent
It’s a PlayStation TV, no - not the one you’re thinking of, this doesn’t contain an actual PlayStation. In fact it only exists because Sony claimed the PS3 could play 3D enabled games at the height of the Avatar craze but nobody could afford them
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com)
A new parcel, I think I know what this is and it’s not especially interesting - but given the time it’s been on a ship, it will be interesting if it stills works
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com)
Started work on a new Jurl port, early days but something is showing up at least #IndieDev #RetroDev
Effin' Birds (@effinbirds.com) reposted
This is how you handle someone who tries to sell AI slop at a con: remove them, and then clown on them relentlessly
Binary Dinosaurs (@binarydinosaurs.co.uk) reposted
Tis a nice day for drying motherboards and sunbrighting orange keyboards that very much should not be orange.
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com)
Darn, took a look at DreamSDK but Windows only, so nope
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com)
Who's up for taking a big old risk on huge postage charges? buyee.jp/item/jdirect...
RE-Enthused (@re-enthused.com) reposted
Unboxing: Start your (PC) engines Another giant parcel from Japan and this time we're even more clueless than normal as to what's in it. This is the lost parcel, the third of a set of three and the only one we sent by ship to save costs. What did we get via Buyee this time?
Dbug (@dbug.defence-force.org) reposted
I finally managed to make my first bootable 3" floppy with the Greaseweazle... which means I've been able to play my game on the real Oric... with an actual real 3" floppy drive 🥳 www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rSS...
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com) reply parent
See I didn’t get on with Avowed, after the first ‘boss’ battle I never went back to it.
EGVroom (@egvroom.bsky.social) reposted
OutRun GB is OUT NOW for your Game Boy Color.🌴 - All the tracks, all the music, all the wind in your hair! (link in reply) #pixelart #indiedev #gameboy #retrogaming
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com)
What I’ve seen of the outer worlds 2 isn’t really exciting me, the first one was ok - a bit of a thin experience overall but probably expected for a new IP in a budget constrained environment, but 2 also seems to have lost some of its charm.
Robb from 8/16/32bit (@81632bitretro.com) reposted
It's Sunday, so it's new video time! The legendary, infamous "Covertape War": youtu.be/8MTNkgehEW0
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com)
I *might* be there talking about why I’ve made an endless stream of the same game and possibly how too
Binary Dinosaurs (@binarydinosaurs.co.uk) reposted
I'll be there! With what I don't yet know, but details schmetails. Come anyway 😁
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com) reply parent
I enjoyed Grace and Favour, not a patch on Are you being served of course, but also with slightly less poorly aged moments
ChinnyVision (@chinnyvision.bsky.social) reposted
Only 20% of men can stay the full distance with this! Are you tough enough? youtu.be/YEvGv353twU
Binary Dinosaurs (@binarydinosaurs.co.uk) reposted
Talking of retro shenanigans, one of the things I picked up last week was an Archimedes A3000, to replace the one I foolishly gave away 15 years ago. As usual with these machines it had been battery bombed, but not in a BAD way so a good dose of vinegar and a trip through the dishwasher will help.
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com)
Oh that’s a real shame #F1
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com)
#F1 commentators - “Last time he was driving a car and went on to win the race, is that an omen for this one?”
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com) reply parent
I mean, how else in a room with the bounciest piece of furniture in the house, could someone possibly be in the air like that?
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com)
Gonna say it, War of the Worlds blaming lockdown for the film sucking - we made Control in the same conditions and yes it’s a short, but it turned out a bunch better - and yes, obviously I’m biased.
Binary Dinosaurs (@binarydinosaurs.co.uk) reposted
Back to retro shenanigans this week, folks. It would appear that I spent most of August building the new workshop which will NOT have old machines in it. I promised Mrs Dinosaurs this 😇 Apart from these 3 monster DEC monitors which came out of the old shed. Obvs.
GameBoy Community (@gameboycommunity.bsky.social) reposted
DO NOT STEAL FROM INDIE DEVS // "If you find someone asking for a Game Boy / Color rom dump of any indie game that is actively being sold, then you can take this rom here, rename it and send it to that person." #GameBoy 2ndlawgames.itch.io/do-not-steal...
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com)
I cannot get sound working on the Atari Lynx - I’m guessing it’s some mismatch with my version of CC65 or something to do with the memory map but I’m not getting it
Jeri Ellsworth (@jeriellsworth.bsky.social) reposted
Truth! "Woz, you'll give me all the secrets or else!"
The National Museum of Computing (@tnmoc.bsky.social) reposted
The Acorn A3000 is back online! We've been busy fixing this classic machine. Our team meticulously worked to open it up, diagnose the faults, and get it working again. It’s always a thrill to see a piece of computing history restored. #Acorn #A3000 #RetroComputing #VintageTech #Restoration
Jason Moore (@moorejh.bsky.social) reposted
#retrocomputing
ChinnyVision (@chinnyvision.bsky.social) reposted
NEW VIDEO: One Hour Of Video 20 Games Reviewed using the new Penultimate +3 cart from @futurewas8bit.bsky.social . Is a Vic a good gaming machine? Let's find out! youtu.be/YEvGv353twU
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com)
Well i've paid the stupid postage fee imposed on me because Buyee believes slot car controllers could possibly be mistaken for guns. I think this is the last time i'll be using Buyee, due to their inflexability in this, not reviewing the decision and not allowing me to split the package.
Bloggo's POW! (@bloggospow.bsky.social) reposted
Time to look at what happened to C64 games when they are ported to a system with twice the power! That's almost double! But do they double down or fold at the title screen? Watch and see! youtu.be/xKdU9t6T3Jc
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com)
The FM8 powers up - I’m hoping the lines are a result of me getting the signal from the green CRT port using my fingers to hold bare wires to a cable and not stick bits in some memory
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com) reply parent
The stream shamed me into making improvements, which i've now uploaded. I wonder why I made the graphics as big as I did?
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com)
Some nice people just played the Lynx version of Jurl on stream. It's kind of a shame it was that version because it's one of the least polished, but they seemed to have fun.
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com)
Nobody is bloody confusing these for guns Buyee
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com) reply parent
And a Fujitsu Micro 8, not especially rare in its own right and I’ve already owned one but it does feature the rather rare Bubble memory addon
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com) reply parent
Only a couple of things on this box - another Super Cassette Vision game this time Pop n Chips
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com)
It’s another box as my self imposed halt on purchasing retro stuff is more and more revealed as a lie. To be fair it’s more a lie to myself than anyone 🧵
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com) reply parent
Which is weird, like goats - they’re evil minded buggers - but that’s why I like them
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com) reply parent
I’m fine saying it - cats are psychotic bastards
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com) reply parent
I’ll be trying to finish off the Lynx port of Jurl and I need to make a new video
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com) reply parent
As someone also with a weight problem I can tell you the BO situation was probably pretty extreme
Luke Usher (@lukeusher.bsky.social) reposted
Today we have released ares v146. This release is significant because it introduces emulation for the Pioneer LaserActive, which has never been emulated successfully in the past. Read more at ares-emu.net/news/ares-v1... Get ares at ares-emu.net
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com) reply parent
So does Call of Duty
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com) reply parent
I’m going to somewhat agree with Chinny here - the only reason we see Alone in the dark as a classic is because the modern reincarnations were so bad
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com) reply parent
I mentioned on the discordz - I tried running AITD on an FM Towns Marty and it ran at about 4fps Obligatory Halloween Lets Play: Alone in the Dark youtu.be/NoGkbWk-rqY
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com) reply parent
Boy do I know that feeling
Jim Blimey (@jimblimey.com) reposted
New ROM has arrived, the Toastie knows who it is again.
haroldook.bsky.social (@haroldook.bsky.social) reposted
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Maja Öberg (@majaoeberg.bsky.social) reposted
Well this is it. I was let go from Crystal Dynamics as Perfect Dark was cancelled. I am now out of a job. I genuinely dont know what to do at this moment but to frantically apply for as many jobs that are applicable. If anyone needs a Senior Environment Artist of 10+ years, please let me know.
Asobitech (@asobitech.com) reposted
Happy birthday to me. Go buy D*Fuzed (aka Quang Bang) KTHNXBAI incube8games.com/en-eu/collec...
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com) reply parent
Happy birthday - start looking old you bastard ;)
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com) reply parent
Can confirm that this is a good game but not an accurate representation of Basingstoke - our roads aren’t that clean
Puppygames (@puppygames.bsky.social) reposted
🔥 All Systems Go! Welcome to Basingstoke launches tomorrow on PS5!... 🤞 ... so here's a public information film concerning the dangers of MUCKING ABOUT with fire extinguishers... 🔊 Kevin MacLeod funk remix 🔥 #Basingstoke #PlayStation5 #IndieGames #IndieDev
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com)
Gah, someone is selling a bunch of odd carts for the Super Cassette Vision over on Yahoo Japan, but they won't sell to proxy accounts
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com) reply parent
I get it, it’s certainly no Skyrim
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com) reply parent
I enjoyed it - it wasn’t the greatest game ever, but I had fun in my two play-throughs. I didn’t stick around for the DLC, true and I doubt I’ll go back for this one
Sharpworks (@sharpworks.bsky.social) reposted
Apparently : Tonight Cards Game Jam Join me at 20:00 UK time or 21:00 CET time twitch.tv/phaze1o1 There's just the tiniest chance that perhaps a game for a certain Sharp MZ-80A by a particular Sharp enthusiast might be shown 😀
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com) reply parent
I mean, best case it looks like a Cow tried to run through the side of a hut
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com)
20 ports, it began as a failed contract for a Java gaming platform then an experiment for an open-source handheld, a practice project for Godot and then finally an obsession. Jurl, soon all will be Jurl #JoinTheCult #IndieDev #RetroDev #RetroGaming
ChinnyVision (@chinnyvision.bsky.social) reposted
The game every kid will want this Christmas. Mosquito Infestation!
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com) reply parent
I’ve also yet to test this on actual hardware. Anyway - released an update but it’s just improving the presentation a bit
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com)
I slept on this a bit, but here we are
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com) reply parent
The AES was cheaper because it was sold as not working - turned out someone had done a hatchet job on it trying to install a UniBios - once I’d undone that it worked fine
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com) reply parent
£50 X68000 - although tbf, a lot of my stuff was cheap because I bought it before the bubble happened
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£40 Neo Geo AES?
XI 🌱 熙 (@shiximi.bsky.social) reposted
Do I know anyone interested in small freelance gigs? A mix between illustration and design work, about 8-10 hours per piece. Paid. This is vague, but please drop your work below if these are strong suits of yours, thank you! 👍
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com) reply parent
Indeed, we saw how badly Lewis has coped with the ground effect era
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com) reply parent
They probably don’t even know how to properly dig an outhouse latrine
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com)
I think Cadillac’s move is a sign of how serious they’re taking the move to #F1. Yes it would have been easy to wave the US flag by sticking in a junior but by including Bottas and Perez they’re going to get a lot of experienced feedback on the car
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com) reply parent
I presume after finding that you then went off and bought a lottery ticket?
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com) reposted
This has been a little bit of a grind, something i'll talk about in a different post, but the Jurl logo has, somewhat, come home, it's Jurl for the Atari Jaguar #IndieDev #RetroDev #Retrogaming tonsomo.itch.io/jurl-atari-j...
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com) reply parent
Technically my first computer was an Atari 800XL that my grandmother got on tick from Rumbelows, but that turned out to be DOA so my cousins managed to find a second hand 48K spectrum which became my first working computer
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com) reply parent
So in the end I just muscled through and worked stuff out myself. But this is why retro platforms don't get supported by new devs.
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com)
Alright, so there are quite a few dev communities that have some pretty toxic people, but whilst learning to develop on the Atari Jaguar I took a browse through the forums and - my god there are some dicks.
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com)
This has been a little bit of a grind, something i'll talk about in a different post, but the Jurl logo has, somewhat, come home, it's Jurl for the Atari Jaguar #IndieDev #RetroDev #Retrogaming tonsomo.itch.io/jurl-atari-j...
RE-Enthused (@re-enthused.com) reposted
Let’s Look At: The Bandai Joint Rom System on the Famicom The Famicom had some interesting add-ons in it's life, but this is a curious combination of cheap cartridge enabler and barcode battler, the Bandai Joint Rom System.
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com) reply parent
If anything i'm moving further away here
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com)
Basic mechanics are working, but I need to work out how palettes work #IndieDev #RetroDev #RetroGaming
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com)
Well I attempted to make a video today, both of the cameras I use have broken down in different ways. I could borrow a Sony from @roguegunners.co.uk but that would also mean an extra hour of setting up and it is exceptionally warm today
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com)
New Jurl platform, this one was requested. A few more colours this time around but more complex in many ways. I guess you could say that with this one the Jurl title is sort of coming home #IndieDev #RetroDev
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com) reply parent
That and the slow compilation speed are really making me love CVBasic even more - alas, it doesn’t support this machine
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com)
Sometimes you come across a toolchain that has bad documentation but good examples or bad examples but good documentation and you can get by - sometimes though you come against one where both are bad and it’s painful
Lord Arse! 🕹️ (@lordarse.com) reposted
Have a large chunk of my 8-bit cassette tape games that I'm selling up now on eBay. ZX Spectrum, BBC/Electron, Oric, and MSX for now. Tonnes more to go up over next couple of years. Software, hardware, you name it. Give me a follow if you want to see the journey! www.ebay.co.uk/usr/lord_arse
Badcomputer (@badcomputer.bsky.social) reposted
I've added some small bits to this including stage loading and progression. It still needs enemies, pickups, and combat. #homebrew #mastersystem
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com) reply parent
I just blocked him, seemed like a type-5 knob
Óscar Toledo G. (@nanochess.bsky.social) reposted
My happy face demostration program for CVBasic. You have seen many times, but not in this NES/Famicom version 😄 still highly experimental available in my git. Anyway, this means you can start coding a silent game using only sprites 😉 #retro #retrogaming #nes #famicom
Dr Johnny Blanchard (@onlyretrofans.com) reply parent
One of my favourites