Ooo wait yukimi has ice cream in it? Whaaat? Thats amazing!
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Ooo wait yukimi has ice cream in it? Whaaat? Thats amazing!
Love me a guava daifuku but cant go wrong with traditional red bean. :D How you make a simple little squish ball look so delicious? XD
After a year the gozlings who knew you as babies see you as "food person" and teach their babies youre safe and theyll just walk right into your lap. Its amazing.
Oh this is made my someone who brings the good shit on the regular. I used to bring almonds and peanuts for squirrels and bluebirds and cracked corn for geese. After a few months pidgeons started getting brave, then the squirrels got super familiar and walk right tf up to me.
He was, in fact, here for games.
This is also an excelent peice for studying color theory. look at that yellow and blue that arent actually yellow and blue probably
I put him in a very fancy library for my desktop. Thank you so much for this gift of chibi!
mini screenshot dump
XD gawd i just pictured 20 something y/o Gort struggling with a burned copy of Ubuntu hes got connected via external hard drive reader with his pc guts living in an old red toolbox and box fans blasting at it from behind the table so it doesnt overheat.
Victor bein EEEExtra in that last one. Oh, no throneside table? Fine then *streeeeetch* Ah yes. This is the hight of comfort.
Swordtember day 3 was cursed relic.
An unkempt mess of a tiefling ๐คจ picrew.me/en/image_mak...
The linked fingers
Drunk #Durgetash brainrot: Okay but like, #Gortash being cornered by #TheDarkUrge and the elder Banites who have banded together in solidarity Please let #Durge give him a prostate exam if he wont just go to the doctore' because Enver's pushing 40, cancer is a thing and Durge -has- trained for this
Holy shiiiit!!!!
"Help me Step Chosen" Gortash.๐คฃ i have never needed something so badly in my life.
If you could find it, study it, build your own and atune it to infernal entites rather than illithid. Im trying to remember... there was a very specific item needed to run the apparratus...
Of course this is all assuming its not just a singular plasmic sort of matter. In which case something akin to the Apparratus might be needed. If you look up in illithid histories, there was an elder brain that attempted to meld itself with a vampiric entity.
Everything from the containers to the centrifuge machine would have to be warded against infernal magics, but im sure theres more than a few abbyssal entities who would be more than happy to offer any needed magics in return for access to the finished product
Hmmmm if i could collect a sample of devils ichor there is a theory i might like to test. I have heard that the Oghmans use centrifugal force to separate fluidic components according to density. If we could separate whatever makes up infernal ichor, theoretically one could contain them in 'peices'
Hmmm then i suppose i must suffice with gentle booty pats.
God Gale has some interesting reasons why he wont smite the guy: kill him? A man of such peerless, boundless ambition? I wouldnt dream of incoporating the use of godly subterfuge! And miss out on the most compellingly and morally bankrupt indevidual ive ever had the pleasure of debating? Never! ๐ง ๐ช๐ซฆ
Lmao wai-hee-heet what!? He does so many toaster related jokes in his movies. It has to be a running joke i swear that makes at least 3.
Lol honestly this also makes me think of that movie Idiocracy. I bet your ass gortash goes about his life thinking everyones just sooooo fuckin dumb in comparison. Like dillusional levels of 'im surrounded by idiots'
Bro what? How have i never seen this movie! I must now watch! This is brilliant!
"Buy this arisolized can of clean air, to avoid those nasty coal and radium dust particles ive dumped into the low atmosphere" :D But he do it sham-wow guy style
#TavQOTD How did your Tav/Durge decide to be the class or classes they are. Was it their choice or forced upon them? Darius' urges and storm sorcerer abilities awoke at almost the same time - one triggered the other. In that manner he had no choice. But surpressing the magic only lead + #Durge
XD i just saw the second pic im SCREAMING lmao
Does he come in the 'squish it hard enough and the eyes bug out' variety? XD
Was talking to s.o the other day and he was like "but its so cringe" YES!!! this is the whole damn point! let us like how dumb splosion muscle gun pewpew sexy rabbit demon it is!
everytime i draw gortash i make his tits bigger ๐ (comm wip for @/jainajoestar) #gortash #bg3
Enver Gortash and Seras Victoria are related, i see. *sage nod*
Make it staaahhhp! *shakes fist at the sun*
The placement though? He about to play the weirdest game of "got yer nose" ever
Why do all these youtube gays have huge kitchens with double ovens. I KNOW you can't cook.
I feel it. mine gets bad in the summer and excuse me if i wanna go outside in my rainbow pride harness and not feel the need to cover up all the flare up bullshittery.
Politics gotcha down, bud? I feel you. :( *pats shoulder*
That chickens around a faucet meme but make it a plate of dino nuggies
They are menaces true to their extinct dino bretherin, yes. Huhuhu
Gortash didnt even bother to ask The Question. He just put durge to the test. This is so cute. Ive a weakness for chickens since my lil buddy Pork.
small knife humiliation
I got 'self acceptance'. This is bullshit. XD i dont need the secrets of personal fullfillment, i need to be stepped on. Lmao
Omega!Will/Alpha!Hannibal #hannigram
Fledging #hannigram
herald of the sea + tiny husband #mermay #jayvik
#TavQOTD How would Astarion respond to someone saying they'd take a bite from your Tav/Durge? With an arched brow, a popped out hip and a hand-wave: "Plenty of people have tried, few has succeeded. Go ahead, darling. Try." It's a challenge, alright! ๐ #Durge
Staring at astarions pic. Holy fuck. The titties be tittien REAL hard, aint they? *sweating*
Leave his disgustin, moldy, kaeth-stained teeth alone. Lol
A murdery day in with The Boys #gale #Gortash #durgestarion #astarion #durge #bg3 #blorbos
Mans got his prioroties straight, heavy question mark Lol
*boop*
Love that feeling. Like plus theres that added element of shock, makes it better than even some of those first run-through feels.
"Consider this your eviction notice, Lady." #Durge, #Astarion, and #Gortash about to "acquire" a new property for Gale and Minthara to settle down in. Because what better way to start a new religion than pissing off "The Bitch Queen"? #bg3 #bg3screenshot #durgetash #durgestarion
For real i just did what has to be my 'umpteenth' run and found a bunch of new rooms and tunnels under and above certain places that i wont divulge because spoilers.
I forgot to like this when i saw it before bed. But it got me to watch the first episode (the first half of it) till netflix's stupid new anti sharing security got me. I mean i knew the rabbit was gonna be insane. But i was NOT prepared for that grin bro. That unhinged toothy fuckin fuckface ๐ซ ๐ซ ๐ซ
In 2 fuckin years time i never once noticed. Thank you for this little treasure
Soup puss
My lord you've never looked cuntier! *swoon* them bitches could never! Dreadbrother/sister Oli this is truly marvelous work! Brava/o lol
There is just somethin about makin that big ol bear a bottom. Mph! Lovely work!
nothing but teeth #astarion #bg3
POV: You interrupted. ๐ณ #Gortash #Durgetash #BG3 #BaldursGate #BG3Art #TheDarkUrge #Durge Painted in Rebelle 7
Attempted a step towards more nsfw stuff :P Fic moment of the boys bonding #nsfw #bg3nsfw #durgestarion #ocStrike #godsbound
This may be one of my favorite AU's for them ( โธโธยด๊ณ`โธโธ) Thank you so much again @snowfolly.bsky.social for this beautiful soft art of Mer Ammy with Astarion. I can't get over how he's holding her face and their smiles and her tail colors #Feyshadow #Amaranth #Astarion #Mermay #Feyshadowart #BG3
Guys! theyre back!! :D
This is a literall all you can eat buffet of a fandom buddys personal lore? The gold of Cortez could never
Lol i was picking out questions to ask then i saw all the comments and realized you did all the work already. *cracks fingers* lets get to readin'
Oooh but what about the zhents and the guild? Are they being dissolved? absorbed? Turned into Astarions secret network of night-courriers and vampiric secret service agents?
See if it were anyone but halsin id be worried about a rival power. But yees, i can see halsin doing very well as the leader of a local trade hub/ refuge for the weary. :)
This option is also available ๐ #commissions #commissionsopen #supportartists #artcommission
See its this that im most interested in. Seeing how people devide up the evil politics in their durgetash endings
Viriani's master just ascended and gave him some new red peepers. Time to celebrate! #bg3 #baldur'sgate3 #screenshots #astarion #durge #durgestarion
Not even a question of participation. Just kneeling there and watchin em be gorgeous evil fucks is worth a slow agonizing death
๐ชMirror Image๐ช Aldiirn offers to become Astarion's mirror and show what he likes to see in him... which Astarion isn't all to pleased about hehe. Can you tell I love Grinchstarion? #bg3 #art #comic ๐ More Comics: bg3.mrcrowb.art
Don't mind me, just imagining all the scars Durge must have put on Gort's body marking Gort as their's without making it too obvious because they were just business partners running a casual death cult together for the sake of their Gods
The faintest scar in the shape of bhaals little blood droplets on his earlobe or side of the neck. :)
I havent kept up with the lore. :( his canon ending is not evil happy days?
My actual response: *gasp* (very indoor-voice) yaaaayyyyy!!
I will take your words to heart like etchings upon stone, Lord Chosen!
You're a lover of animals milord? Does this mean that the citywide ban on pet canines and non-flightless birds is soon to be lifted? Has Sharess' monopolist grip upon the cities domestic ordinances finally been broken?
Bhaal's avatar weeping in the background, sitting beside Bane's. The both of them 100% aprove of this and paid for a honeymoon in Cania as a tongue-in-cheek gift.
Okay but wait like...the giggling you mentioned? I was NOT prepared. What the fuuuuuck dude i feel fucking feral. Its so both in and out of character and you know hes dream-committin some preem dastardly deeds
The Dark Urge to make #Astarion say "and i am unanimous in this" at every given opportunity in my fic.
Wait no im fuckin stupid. XD i see noodles and eggs. This a stir fry? Whatever it is this looks amazing and i need it in my face-hole
Bitch, is that greens and bacon i detect?
Thank you! Lol i spent waaay too much time on them.
#bg3kisstrain #bg3queer #Durge ๐๐ Turns out I have 5 screenshots series (of MULTIPLE screenshots) with Darius kissing Halsin, but just 1 for Darius kissing Astarion. This needs fixin'.
Series of "when I should draw my work, I drawn some meaningless #durgetash instead"
Just imagine both of them holding ya down, wearing nurses outfits, easing a spoonfull of (arsenic and) sugar towards you. "Come now, my dear. Time to take your medicine"
For real it breaks my heart every time i chose the Gort over Mama K. Ngl though her reaction to the brain-snappin' at the morphic pool? XD that is a peak moment
Wagon nap. #art #bg3 #astarion #dudrow
The man inhales kaeth faster than the city can supply it. No way gortash is properly hydrated.
Playing around with my #blorbos #Durge #Astarion #durgestarion #bg3 #bg3screenshots
#TavQOTD Mental disorders We give our OC's what we know, don't we? I'm undiagnosed, but probably have, ADHD, maybe PTSD, and most defiantly depression, albeit doing really well on the last account. Darius? With his past, amnesia and some recovered memories/nightmares? Probably a bit of all. #Durge
#TavQOTD #DurgeQOTD #Durgetash Gortash snores - cope Happened once, and that was because Darius was out cold due a sleeping potion they'd experimented on. He didn't really notice until they both came to.
#TavQOTD how does your #Durge feel about Akabi? Viriani has mixed feelings. On the one hand, he sent Viriani to a Yautja planet from Predators, and he had a LOT of fun there. on the other hand he called Astarion "Ugly One" and the last time someone said something like that, it... didn't end well.
#TavQOTD #Durge mental disorder? Self insert? As i write his story Viriani is starting to show signs of heavy ocd. The cyclical rumination of his kills, his regrets, his traumas. His worries. Dont bring it up though. He doesnt consider it an issue at all. Bit of a self insert yeah
#TavQOTD #durgetash #gortash and his canonical snorin? What do? Viriani will pull all sorts of shenanigans if hes in a playful mood. pinch their nose shut, make feathers swoosh from his lips on exhale, smack him awake when he stops breathing altogether and pretend to be asleep the list goes on
Hmmm hypothetically speaking, if someone -not me, of course- were to cook you a hangover cure breakfast, would you prefer a course of ortolons or foie gras? (Or something else entirely?)
