Lokius Legionnaire
@ophiuchus.bsky.social
Now here. I read and write. Trees are the best. That’s it, that’s all I got.
created August 25, 2023
152 followers 104 following 340 posts
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Bookshop.org (@bookshop.org) reposted
Whatever you do, please don’t stop reading. Read for joy. Read for education. Read for resistance. Read banned books. Read books by marginalized authors. Read about experiences that differ from your own. Just. Keep. Reading.
shauna (@goldengateblond.bsky.social) reposted
you can immediately clock WKRP fans just by seeing whose face lights up with these 10 little words: "As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
Dan Sheehan (@dansheehan.bsky.social) reposted
Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
good hyuck, babe! (@markpopham.bsky.social) reposted
it's so funny to see America's health insurance companies be like "look. If there's one thing we love it's denying you care. but we ran the numbers - and we cannot BELIEVE we're saying this - and it's cheaper for us to just pay for the vaccines than deal with you going to the ER."
Scott Horton (@robertscotthorton.bsky.social) reposted
This story, of equal or greater important to the Kirk shooting, is getting no material media coverage. The 16-year-old who shot two students in a Colorado high school on the same day Charlie Kirk was killed was a virulent white supremacist and antisemite. www.denverpost.com/2025/09/11/e...
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social)
That first one is calling my name
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social)
In no particular order: Reaper, Enlisted, and Almost Human. I mean COME ON, those were GOLD
David Atkins (@davidoatkins.bsky.social) reposted
We don't yet have any idea what the ideology of the Kirk shooter was. But we do know that the Denver school shooter was a far-right white supremacist. www.denverpost.com/2025/09/11/e...
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social) reply parent
☹️, just more and more ☹️
Chris Murphy (@chrismurphyct.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
3/ None of this is normal. If Republicans continue to view themselves as Trump's employees, instead of an independent branch charged with checking runaway executive power, the damage to our democracy will be fatal.
David Faris (@davidfaris.bsky.social) reposted
Charlie Kirk spent his last days manufacturing a lurid panic about “Black-on-White crime” and his final post on X was a call to politicize a murder. He was not “practicing politics the right way.“ You can oppose what happened yesterday without pretending he was One of the Good Ones.
Bill Corbett (@billcorbett.bsky.social) reposted
Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social) reply parent
And for their sperm count 🤦🏽♀️
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social)
Dearest @rianjohnson.bsky.social, looking for another Marvel alum for your next Benoit Blanc mystery?
Molly Knight (@mollyknight.bsky.social) reposted
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney.bsky.social) reposted
NEW: The Supreme Court has allowed ICE to resume "roving" immigration raids in Los Angeles, lifting an order from a district judge who found the actions amounted to racial profiling. w @joshgerstein.bsky.social www.politico.com/news/2025/09...
Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner.bsky.social) reposted
BREAKING: The Supreme Court — over the objection of Justices Sotomayor, Kagan, and Jackson — allows the Trump administration’s racial profiling of people working certain types of jobs in its immigration raids during litigation.
Ryan Harby (@ryanharby.bsky.social) reposted
the mental health all-stars
Philip Gourevitch (@pgourevitch.bsky.social) reposted
How long til civilized countries with public health standards quarantine or bar anyone they can determine has recently been exposed to Florida.
shauna (@goldengateblond.bsky.social) reposted
moar of this pls
The Volatile Mermaid (@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social) reposted
Nobody is “grooming” your kids to be gay or trans but people ARE grooming them to be Nazis.
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social) reply parent
😂 the lucky ones do!
I R A (@roira.bsky.social) reposted
Said this on the other app but we rly need to normalize that growing up = becoming a person with the money to afford childhood interests. The idea that you have to suddenly stop caring about cute or joyful things when you turn 18 is the reason so many ppl are so fucking miserable for 60 years after
Madz (@madz123.bsky.social) reposted
This, all day every day.
Joyce White Vance (@joycewhitevance.bsky.social) reposted
Concern over low birth rates was what the theocracy in Margaret Atwood’s Handmaid’s Tale used to come to power.
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social) reply parent
Literal lol 😆
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social) reply parent
Bay of Fundy: World’s best and wettest rollercoaster
Dane 🔜 OK Comic Arts Festival Table 34 (@monkeyminion.com) reposted
I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
Dr. Lucky Tran (@luckytran.com) reposted
New Mexico has issued a public health order that removes federal restrictions to COVID-19 vaccine access so that pharmacies in New Mexico can vaccinate people of all ages and risk profiles. Every state need to do this!
shauna (@goldengateblond.bsky.social) reposted
live your life in such a way that millions of people don’t joyfully await your demise
Moira Donegan (@moiradonegan.bsky.social) reposted
Weird that these mass shootings get narratively framed as random violence caused by an imprecise miasma of social pathology and not as independent contributions to a specific and highly organized political program.
Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
Rob Sheridan (@rob-sheridan.com) reposted
Our 3yo had like a hundred fuckin questions about the rules & logistics & moral implications of how mogwais become gremlins, but ZERO questions about "sometimes people change from girl to boy" or "sometimes boys marry other boys" or whatever, kids dgaf, the problem has ALWAYS been bigot ass parents
Julian Sanchez (@normative.bsky.social) reposted
A major obstacle for folks attempting to defend democracy is that a perfectly accurate description of what Trump is attempting sounds like hysterical conspiracy theorizing to a lot of people. We default to “c’mon, that can’t happen here”—which is exactly why it can.
Nome (@nome.bsky.social) reposted
Their memorials are history. Ours are political. Because as always, there are two sexualities - straight, and political. Two genders - male, and political. Two religions - Christian, and political. Two races - white, and political.
amy brown (@amybrown.xyz) reposted
this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social)
💚🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social) reply parent
I love you so much rn 😭🧡💚
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social)
I am this post
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social)
“Tearing things down doesn’t make it great again. It just tears things down.”
Laser Ninja Troll Ranger (@lasernnjtrllranger.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The absolute overlap of "This serves as a distraction" and "Treat it as a distraction" is stupefying. If I throw a dead cat on the table, it will distract you. Also, something will need to be done about a dead cat on the table. it can't be ignored.
DougExeter (@dougexeter.bsky.social) reposted
i cant believe a country that has spent decades measuring success purely by the accumulation of material wealth has lost its moral compass
shauna (@goldengateblond.bsky.social) reposted
this is so wonderfully weird, give her all the golds 🥇
John Skiles Skinner (@skiles.blue) reposted reply parent
Trump has made no comment. The White House has found the time to post a video of the arrest of that guy who threw a sandwich at a cop, but nothing about a cop killed defending the government's own employees. Marjorie Taylor Greene, whose district includes parts of Atlanta, has also said nothing.
Laura Jedeed (@laurajedeed.bsky.social) reposted
America is no longer descending into fascism. We are seconds away from impact Military occupation has come to DC. If and when military occupation comes to where you are, there are things that you can do. This article outlines some of them
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social)
😞
Red Durkin (@daedsider.bsky.social) reposted
Once you understand that a driving principle of American politics is there is no such thing as a compassionate solution that's cheap enough or a cruel solution that's too expensive, a lot of things click into place.
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social) reply parent
lol, glad I wasn’t the only one
muscular baby jeb lund (@mobute.bsky.social) reposted
Trump's occupation of DC is an expression of the idea that every unbreakable law and unpardonable act of violence becomes necessary if you first establish that you and your followers are complete and utter cowards.
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow! Seeing it in NYC!! And properly attired! That must’ve been amazing, back row or wherever. The best I could do was Bellevue, WA lol. Those were the days 🥹
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social)
Mid week mood check. Gif me, baby
shauna (@goldengateblond.bsky.social) reposted
the problem with “norms” is they’re just held together with common sense and a fear of shame. when people have neither, it all collapses.
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social) reply parent
EDDIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! 💕💕💕💕
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social) reply parent
I wish I could see this for the first time again 😭. Like, remember how BLOWN your mind was?? I want that again.
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social)
Def not what I thought “flaming moe’s” was going to be (it’s way better 💕)
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social) reply parent
I’M COMING DONT START WITHOUT ME!!!!
L Harris (@lynva.bsky.social) reposted
Since the world is broken, let’s all watch Tom Holland and Zendaya to feel some joy again. Protect your peace, friends.
Matt Gabriele (@profgabriele.com) reposted
This is masculinity too
Wil Wheaton (@wilwheaton.net) reposted
The 2024 election was the easiest open book test America has ever taken, and holy shit did we fail. I think about this almost every day. I can't help it. I am still astonished that this country is so filled with hateful, stupid people who couldn't slam their dicks in the door hard hard enough.
Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted
Raskin: In any event, if he really cared about public safety in DC… he would not have pardoned 1600 insurrectionists and violent cop beaters on his first day in office.
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social) reply parent
Sometimes Netflix gets it
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for this gift 😂😂😂😂 and for showing me I’ve been mispronouncing “egg” all my life 😆
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social) reply parent
Your lower back is kind of a dick 🥺
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social) reply parent
😁
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social) reply parent
Has it stopped raining?
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow, that’s the real stuff!
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social) reply parent
Save some for me, please!
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social) reply parent
😆
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait absinthe in NOLA?? That must’ve been quite a trip!
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes! I’ve never had any myself, but it looks pretty and poisonous 💀. Loki might like it 🤔💚
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social) reply parent
Yummmmmmmm and a shot of absinthe 😈
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social) reply parent
No, sorry, his last name is Pie now 😆 🥧🐦⬛
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reposted
it's wild how donald trump is hands down the worst american leader in modern history. like light years more bad than the next closest worst leader, covid donald trump
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social)
Now I need to play Frogger. MOM, WHERE’S MY ATARI???
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social) reply parent
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social)
And the award for best Ozzy tribute goes to:
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social) reply parent
So many amazing details, but “Jesus Christ” from startled Satan is my fav, literal lol
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social)
GIVE IT TO ME!!!!!!!!
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social)
Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description.
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social) reply parent
Bro I JUST woke up bro
L (@banalplay.bsky.social) reposted
Alright, Hitler, you're in. But I'm watching you.
David Ho (@davidho.bsky.social) reposted
Another way the Trump administration is trying to kill people worldwide.
Michael Clemens (@mclem.org) reposted
The student newspaper. This fell. To the student. Newspaper.
Dan Sheehan (@dansheehan.bsky.social) reposted
Gonna be real with you, this feels like an advertisement for spiritual death
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social) reply parent
Bravo!!!! 👏 👏👏👏
Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted
AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.
Maureen Johnson (@maureenjohnsonbooks.com) reposted
THERE WAS NOTHING IN THAT BROWNIE THIS EDIBLE IS BULLSHIT - oNe hOUr laTer-
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social) reply parent
Take care of yourself. May memories of her bring you comfort.
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social)
Why isn’t there a gif of Pinhead winking??
Dmytro ZP - Karitekitaneko (@paulrainszp.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The was an old Soviet joke: -Why was our flight delayed by one hour? - One of our pilots saw the problem with one engine, but now it’s alright. - You changed engine in just one hour? - No, we’ve changed the pilot. That’s not a joke in the U.S. anymore.
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social)
Incoming TL cleanse!!
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social)
no cheating post your lock screen
Lokius Legionnaire (@ophiuchus.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes! Continued happy viewing. Really a bright spot entertainment-wise. Thanks for bringing it up. True to the op, I didn’t have anyone to yell about Shogun with when I watched it 🤷🏽♀️. Feel free to hit me up if you need some emotional support after ep9, lol