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Hey Speaker Mike Johnson: ask Trump to deploy troops to your hometown of Shreveport! Shreveport's crime rates show higher-than-average levels of violent and property crime, with a 2023 report from SafeWise ranking the Shreveport-Bossier City metro area as one of the most dangerous in the U.S.
Detroit Lions running backs POV pre-snap:
More throws like that from Caleb and the Bears won’t have a healthy receiver by week three.
I know it’s just one game but Caleb Williams looks like Caleb Williams.
Jeff George sure sucked that night, right?
DJ Moore. You know what I’m talking about.
JJ McCarthy should not try to look tough. That hard stare on #MNF was…
Caleb throwing hospital balls again on #MNF These Bears receivers are at risk.
This #MNF game is a good reminder that the smaller turd will often float to the top of the bowl, but it’s still a POS.
Heads up. These DHS/ICE invasions in major cities are simply to create the conditions needed to interfere with the midterm elections. That’s why Trump is targeting Blue cities in Blue States.
Ben Johnson might be a serial killer. Has anyone looked into that? #MNF
“Something something Quarterback Whisperer.”
Caleb Williams is more athletic than talented.
So far Caleb holding onto the ball again. 🤔
What was that singer on #MNF doing? C’mon… I was available.
The #Packers were more physical than their opponent. Let that sink in. #GoPackGo
Holding on #Packers special teams?
Gotta keep the foot on the gas… #GoPackGo
Dear Tony Romo, A “coverage sack” is when the quarterback is sacked after several seconds because everyone is covered. It is not a bad pass or a throw away ball like you’ve been saying all game.
My guess? Old white men making the rules.
I guess hands to the face doesn’t exist anymore? Good thing the Lions didn’t taunt #Packers Micah Parsons tho… amirite?
The impact of #Packers receivers actually receiving cannot be overstated. #GoPackGo
These taunting calls are an embarrassment to the #NFL C’mon.
I don’t disagree! Appreciate the Spaceballs pull!
Receivers are CATCHING THE BALL! #Packers look good so far! #GoPackGo
Concussions. It’s supposed to help? 🤷♂️
WHAT A THROW!! Love. Kraft. #GoPackGo
Holding on #Packers special teams?
“Blions”? More like the “Bloosers” amirite?
Beautiful day for some football! #GoPackGo
Why? Well, for starters, 300 ICE agents have been moved to Chicago, leaving only about 300 in LA County which is about what we had before Trump took office. Why are they leaving? Because LA made their jobs TOO FUCKING HARD. LA Organized. LA sat on corners outside Home Depots with radios. 5/
“Centrist”
Also, given the current political climate, saying “during Covid” does RFK Jr’s job for him. It reinforces the false narrative that Covid is in the past, or is just some rare disease that only affects the frail and elderly populations. No need for vaccines or preventative measures. It’s dangerous.
As stressful as it would be, it would be a storybook ending for the #Packers to be up one point, with time running down, and Micah Parsons sacks Goff to put Detroit out of field goal range. But I’d also take a comfy Green Bay win. #GoPackGo
Ok… I can meet you halfway.
The employer has the ability to fight back. They won’t go after anyone who can fight back.
Buried in the story, yes… they are arresting you based exclusively on racial profiling.
Gosh, gee… why aren’t more companies investing in US manufacturing? apple.news/APSM1cqvCRpm...
Maaaaaan… Noom never appreciates my beer intake.
Find someone who looks at you like Mike Clemens looks at Micah Parsons. 😂
Even the mini-bye after the Washington game will help get him integrated and ready to go. Sacks will abound! QBs he will pound! The cheers will resound! I really need the season to start. 😆
They know football and ignore the CYA PR coming from Jerry Jones about anything regarding Micah Parsons. A “marginal playoff team” would want to add a generational talent at an impact position to push them over the edge. Rush them, even. #Packers Superbowl odds improved. Vegas agrees. #GoPackGo
Israel: We're going to starve Gaza. The west: Israel is starving Gaza! Israel: It is antisemitic to say we are starving Gaza. The west: Okay sorry. Israel: We're going to starve Gaza some more. news.antiwar.com/2025/08/31/i...
My buddy Gabe is a Vikings fan. He might have overdosed on Copium regarding the #Packers newest addition. #GoPackGo
Professor Plumpledore
That’s… not ideal. Is it?
You sound like Micah Parsons.
Even the opposition is aware of the threat:
He was so good in “Big Night”.
Whom amongst us… right? “Sure, I potentially destroyed the lives of millions of women, but I couldn’t get my full VRBO deposit back. I’ve suffered too!”
twitter libs will be like "I'd rather stay with nazis than go to bluesky with the lefties" and think that says something about the lefties
With Micah Parsons now a member of our Green Bay #Packers I need an update from @jumosq.bsky.social Did we close the spreadsheets? Are we crashing the work truck? ARE WE SHAKING THE SECRETARY?!?
Kenny Clark is good people. A great #Packer for sure. He will be missed!
How strained can his back be? #GoPackGo make Jared Goff soil himself.
*BOOP*
I feel seen.
The BEST!!
The courts are controlled by the same corporate interests.
I’m more concerned about Jenkins.
Jesus… we’re going to need a bigger sled!
Jerry: “take the deal Micah, or I’ll ship you off to Green Bay! They’re terrible. Nobody wants to go there. You think I won’t call Forrest Gregg right now? Watch me!”
Remember the rumors that the #Packers didn’t even inquire about DE Josh Sweat, and we all wondered why? Gutekunst…
Is Micah Parsons the reason the #Packers did that weird thing with Jaire’s release and took the entire dead cep hit this season instead of splitting it over this year and next year? How long was Gutey working on this? #InGuteWeTrust
Knowing what we know now, it sure feels like the #Packers initial 53 man roster was created with the Parsons trade in mind. Six Defensive Tackles? Just four LBs?!? Rolling with the same edge rushers from last year? Gutey was already cooking. #GoPackGo get this thing!!
Cowboys Fans: Parsons screwed himself outta money because Wisconsin has state income tax! Me: Wait. You think millionaires just fire up TurboTax like the rest of us? C’mon…
I wonder how much he will play in the first two games. Such a fast turnaround from his hold-in, then two games in 4 days? Parsons might need that mini bye to get fully ramped up. Poor Cleveland. 😆
If I’m basing the #Packers future on the other NFCN teams fan reactions to the Parsons trade? Green Bay is winning twelveteen SuperBowls. #GoPackGo
Right, by waiting until after the draft to take trade offers, Jerry Jones allowed us to keep this year’s pick: Matthew Golden. He also narrowed the field of trade offer competition significantly. Thanks Jerry!!
Collector’s Edition!
Spoke it into existence 😏
It’s a number. On a shirt.
What “right thing” did the #Packers fail to do here? Fans file into Lambeau Field past a huge statue of Curly Lambeau to watch Parsons wear jersey no. 1. Random guy online: “The Packers just don’t honor Curly Lambeau enough.”
Yes.Curly Lambeau wore a variety of numbers as a player. The stadium is named after him, and there’s a huge statue of the man at the stadium entrance. Micah is our Number 1 now. But I appreciate the concern from New York. 👍
Faster than Pocket Pancakes!
Hopefully Verdi and not Wagner.
Holy smokes, that #Packers defensive unit depth chart should come with a Viagra-like warning label.
That hurts. That image harmed me. Ouch.
It was some of the best, most authentic, unadulterated Packers fandom excitement ever documented, and I loved every second of it!!
Same. Kenny Clark is a great guy. Lock for the Packers HOF.
Plus we get to keep Rashan Gary, LVN, Edgerrin Cooper and Xavier McKinney? The player was much beloved but probably cut next year regardless Kenny Clark? Huge win. Put Gutey’s name in the Ring of Honor.
Jerry Jones has to be the most hated man in Texas since Santa Anna. #GoPackGo
Andy, you are a hero for this marathon session, the four hour drive home and missed Oasis concert to do it?!? Once in a generation #Packers move, and you talked us through it for over four hours. Not all wear capes…
Green Bay #Packers Brian Gutekunst next press availability:
MORE BREAKING NEWS: Green Bay #Packers Defensive Coordinator Jeff Hafley is on his second case of RedBull and third pair of shorts. #GoPackGo
So the #Packers got Micah Parsons AND Matthew Golden for two future firsts and Kenny Clark. This deal gets better and better! #GoPackGo
HUGE WIN for my #Packers even with the trade of Kenny Clark. (Love you Kenny!) What a freakin STEAL!! In Gute We Trust! #GoPackGo
If the #Packers pull off the trade of the century, Siri has to learn his name is not “Michael Parsnips”. #GoPackGo
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I just need a way to blame Parsons for not doing the thing that was never going to happen anyway. 😆
Then we pass on adding such weakness to our mighty squad.
We’re just waiting on Parsons to land at Austin Straubel International Airport…
Why would Parsons resist going to a contender? Chances at a ring are significantly higher in Green Bay than in Dallas.
Hell yeah
The Dems empaneled a Blue Ribbon Commission to investigate their low approval ratings. The results will be available as a means tested tax credit.
Glad we got him back on our practice squad. He’s a good player!
She’s a fourth rate hater too. It’s as if “being unremarkable” is in her DNA.