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The Opinionated Lab 𓅄 @opinionatedlab.bsky.social

Why would Parsons resist going to a contender? Chances at a ring are significantly higher in Green Bay than in Dallas.

aug 28, 2025, 2:52 am • 2 0

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Mousebumples @mousebumples.bsky.social

Cold seems like the most likely explanation.

aug 28, 2025, 11:06 am • 2 0 • view
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The Opinionated Lab 𓅄 @opinionatedlab.bsky.social

Then we pass on adding such weakness to our mighty squad.

aug 28, 2025, 12:44 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mousebumples @mousebumples.bsky.social

I think we should have Woodson call him. Or even Keith Jackson, though I figured defensive HOFer opinion might carry more weight with Parsons.

aug 28, 2025, 1:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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Keith Keskinen @keithkeskinen.bsky.social

He's from Harrisburg, PA. Sure, GB is generally colder in the winter, but it's not like he's never experienced cold weather growing up. Not wanting to play in GB because of the weather after growing up in Harrisburg is soft.

aug 28, 2025, 2:04 pm • 2 0 • view
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Mousebumples @mousebumples.bsky.social

I could be wrong, too. I just feel like that's the usual explanation why players don't want to come to Green Bay, even when the team is good. 🤷‍♀️

aug 28, 2025, 2:08 pm • 2 0 • view
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The Opinionated Lab 𓅄 @opinionatedlab.bsky.social

I just need a way to blame Parsons for not doing the thing that was never going to happen anyway. 😆

aug 28, 2025, 3:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mousebumples @mousebumples.bsky.social

Blaming Jerry is my default setting when it comes to the Cowboys.

aug 28, 2025, 3:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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